Rudy Giuliani's Borat Prank

The other thing that's coming out tomorrow is a tape where apparently Rudy Giuliani tries to fuck a 15 year old. Allegedly. Allegedly. What's funny is apparently his take on it, and again he's older than us, so his memory is probably terrible. Because it happened quite a while ago, did they film this? His take on it was that he was proud that they didn't get him the way they've got other people. And the article that I was reading last night is... The death of journalism is so goddamn apparent when you read articles and then you see the actual thing and you go What the fuck did you just write? Because this is not what it is. Right. This is like these takes on things that are so... There's so much hyperbole and there's so much exaggeration and bias. Until we watch it, we won't be able to... Yeah, so you know, I'm excited. Tomorrow, but you know, you had me at Borat. Yeah, I had Borat. Listen, I still think Ollie G. Into House is one of the most underrated comedy films of all time. It is good. Especially if you like weed. I wouldn't recommend it this month, sober October, but when sober October is over, Ollie G. Into House. I actually bought a UK version of a VHS player because it was only available on VHS from the UK. Okay. Was it VHS? I got the DVD. You talking about the actual Ollie G series? No, it was a movie. Okay. Oh yeah, that one too. Ollie G made a movie. But even the series wasn't available over here for a long time. For a long time. They had to do the conversion. But he had a movie. You're right, Brian. It was a DVD and it was in all regions. I had to buy an all regions player. Because players were limited to certain regions. It was really weird. I had that too. Do you know what the science behind that is? It was different frequencies, I think. It was PAL versus NTSC. And some of them were universal. They would play everything. Yeah, some of the cheaper ones that you could buy at Fry's had a secret menu. You could switch it back and forth. Yeah, that was the key, right? It was like a cheaper one. Yeah. So I had to buy one. I literally bought a DVD player specifically for this film. Me and Eddie Bravo got barbecued and we watched this and could not stop laughing. It's a fucking hilarious movie. It's really ridiculous. So apparently that comes out tomorrow and Rudy Giuliani is allegedly trying to fuck a 15 year old. But it wasn't really a 15 year old. She was in her 20s playing a 15 year old. Here goes Rudy Giuliani speaks out about on Borat, two controversy calls it hit job over Hunter Biden campaign. How could it be a hit job over the Hunter Biden campaign if they shot it in July, bro? There's no logic to it, right? They're just trying to cover their ass. I think they have to say that. I want to know what the girl looked like because they said she was playing a girl was 15. But I believe she's like 25 or something like that. How old is the gal? Oh, that's who his hand does pants. Oh, Jesus Christ. Looking for Hunter Biden's laptop in there somewhere. I guess he was saying he was tucking in his shirt. But why would he do that? Imagine if that was him in your room lying on the bed. You'd be like, hey, man, what are you doing? Unless you'd have to be a good friend where they were so comfortable they could lie on the bed and adjust their balls. But if you just met a person and you're lying in the bed with the hand on the Johnson. Does he have sunglasses on too? He's on coke. That's what I think. He's probably smoking it. Smoking coke. He's on Viagra. Viagra. This girl's touching him too. She's checking off his microphone. Well, maybe he did have the wire tucked because they do tuck him down your pants. That is true. Yeah. I would like to see the film, the footage of it. We're gonna tomorrow. Yeah. Because if that's the only thing that does make sense in his defense. Like if because sometimes they put those things down your pants and you do got to get in there to get the wire out. If he's taking the microphone off. Yeah. I don't know. Also, here's my back here. Like drop it down my jacket and put it on the back here. I don't know why he's putting it in his pants. True. That's true too. Yeah. Why would you have it in the front? He might have had it in the front pocket so he could sit down. They often do that. They'll put the mic in your front pocket as opposed to in your back. The back here because if you sit down on a chair that thing digs in your back. I've had it in my front pocket before. But the thing is like the gal. See. They're being pretty good about not showing her. I don't want to know like did he know that she was supposed to be 15? Or did he just think she was a girl? Here's the thing. If she is in her 20s and this is all speculation right. If she is in her 20s and she's beautiful. The problem is he's gross and he's old. And a beautiful girl if she was and we would have to see the footage but if she was being flirtatious like. He's helpless. He's under a spell. Like an old fucked up looking dude like that. If he thinks like oh my god this might. Like that might be the last time. I'm going to have a heart attack tonight. Yeah. That a gal who's an attractive young gal decides to. But a dude in his position has to know that that's coming. Like that. That a setup is coming? A setup is coming. Maybe not anymore. Maybe he forgot. Like he's old dude. You know? Yeah. I mean you gotta think. Not only that but he's been under this tremendous stress of being a top lawyer for the most fucked up administration in the history of the United States. So it's like just the legal shit he's been battling back and forth. Yeah. It's a shit show. It's a shit show. His brain is probably hosed. And he's probably in this hotel room going oh. This is it. The universe is throwing me a bone. Oh yes. Yes it is. Oh yes. A big old bone. Just not for your shoe on. The hits never stop. It just never stops. 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