Rapper Has Gold Chains Implanted Into Scalp

I don't know what to think about that. I've been saying this. I know. If that was Lil Wayne. Yeah. If that was Lil Wayne. And Lil Wayne was going crazy spending all his money and putting diamonds in his forehead. Was that Lil Vert? Was that guy that did that with Diamond? Lil Vert, yeah. What do you mean put diamonds in his forehead? Dude had a giant diamond inserted into his forehead and then someone stole it. So it goes, wait, wait. Yeah, someone grabbed it, ripped it out of his head. Hold on, wait a minute. You don't know about this? No. Like the guy from the... So someone... Got a new one? There's a new rapper that has gold chains surgically implanted into his head. He did it before he beat somebody doing it. And someone stole it like in fucking Avengers. Pulled it out of his fucking head. Like Thanos, they pulled the thing out of his fucking head. So this guy has these gold chains inserted into his head? Yeah. Oh, that's going to hurt. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. He screwed in there. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Another connection. What is he doing with his teeth? Wait, who's this? So these are metal teeth too. He's got metal teeth. This is a kid. Wow, really a side of a problem. He's brushing his metal teeth. But this, I want to know how he got those inserted in his head, the gold chains. They can do that plug shape. That's a cool look. Is it? I'm thinking about going that way. Is there a guy that has a snap on his hair? Is that... I'm bald. I can't wear a toupee, but I could wear that. I'm thinking about wearing... Oh my god, a gold chain. A man just did... Just, how about this? Not gold chains, but just gold studs. That's a really bad idea though to just... Like beads, gold beads. That's a very yankable thing. Look, he's got the neck thing where his neck is going to grow. Are you saying that's not removable? He's going to have a giraffe neck? Yeah, he's going to have a giraffe neck. Kyle wore coils around his neck as a child. It's actually very regal to have a long neck by the way. It's very royal. Like a seven foot tall guy's neck? Yeah, yeah. Those... He underwent surgery in April, allowing him to hang dozens of chains from his head. I had it as a hook that's implanted in my head, and that hook has hooks. So they're all hooked in my skull, under my skin. Those are hooked to hooks. He said in a viral clip, this is my hair, golden hair. The first rapper to have gold hair implanted in human history. Word hair in a hook is said so many times. Jamie, please see if there's like detailed images that depict the surgery and the subsequent bleeding. Trump did it first, dude. Imagine that though, these fucking kids are very innovative. That's like cyberpunk shit, dude. It's pretty wild. I'm impressed. There's a waste of money. My gold in the hair. No, no, no, no, no. No, a $40 million stupid fucking painting is a waste of money. How awesome. If Kyle... Looking at the painting, while I'm wearing this. If you had gold chains implanted into your head, how fucking cool would that look? I might... I don't... I'm thinking of doing something radical like that. Or get that clown hair. Yeah, man. That's what I'm saying. Why'd you get clown hair? You and I, Kurt. We're bald. Let's get something funky. Well, do you... I'm basically bald. No, you're doing way too much. Way better. I know. I'm late. Is this privileged piece of shit? Yeah. Shut the fuck up about me. I'd love to have... I love to have actual bald people. I'd love to have that salad on my head. I don't know what I searched for on Instagram, right? But you know how you search something, and then the algorithm shows you all these things now? Yeah. Maybe I clicked on one that I saw in the search, just taking a shit one day, bored. But there is a whole movement of guys gluing wigs to their head. No, there's no... Oh, yes, there is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what do you mean gluing it? Like bald guys, it's like all the ones that I get are from other countries. Do they take it off sometimes? I don't know, but they show a guy looking like this, like... And then the guy squirts the glue on the head and puts his crazy wig, and then the guy's like, AHH! BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY! Why does he do that? Because this guy does this. He's excited about this. This is his move. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. I'm going to send this to Jamie, because I don't know. You know how you get on an algorithm, and then the algorithm just sends you... Immediately, I get to one. It's pretty great, because YouTube does that too, where you just... Glue? I'll find you one. His shirt says superior. What does he say? I got one on the screen. Oh, there's one of them. Yeah, there's a ton of these guys. Oh my god, that looks like Mexican me. There's so many of these guys. But this... For whatever reason, I don't know what country it is. Yeah, they look sad. What's this guy? Oh, I'm fucking sad. I ain't got no hair. And then this guy comes along and glues down. This, look at this. Hey, watch this. Bam, look at my fucking hair now. See? Wow. But they'll show the process. I'm so sad. That's pretty amazing. Any man can have lesbian hair now. That is the times. But the thing is though, you're gluing it. Look at that. I know. How do you get that off? It's rough. Yeah, I've seen that stuff. It does look good. It looks fucking good. It looks fucking amazing. That looks fucking good. But the thing is, I feel like it would look good for a day. Dude, who's the guy from fucking... I think the glue would get loose. How heavy would your head be with chainsaw? Community. Joel... Yeah. McHale. Joel McHale. I met him in person and his whatever... Because you remember where he came from, right? The Burger King commercials. I do not remember the Burger King commercials. Yeah, before all that, he was a guy who was going bald in Burger King commercials. It was like a copying the success of The Office, and it would be like... I thought I told you a whopper. It was like a... He was losing it, and then he had an amazing Dragon Ball Z hair. He does have great hair. Dude, I asked him point blank because I would be like, what do you do to hold your hair? I immediately will ask somebody that. Okay, so this is back in the Diz A. Wow, King was good. Look at it. Oh, yeah. So that's right when I was at that hair loss, I asked him, what does he do to hold his hair? He didn't tell me. He wouldn't tell you, huh? He probably had great... You gotta keep it tight. That was a good point. No slips, sink ships, and you got loose slips, pal. You're talking about it right now in a podcast. If I could help people to have Joel McHale hair, I would feel it was my duty to do that. Watch the entire episode for free only on Spotify.