Pinky And The Toe Moment - JRE Toons

If you ever want to feel what it's like to be like three again, make your thumb wrestle your pinky. Your pinky's like shit. You have no power. Your pinky's so weak. That's what it's like to be like a three year old straining against your older brother. Get off me. Get off me asshole. You got a pinky. That's right. What a bullshit little digit. What does that thing get used for? I hurt my pinky doing that. Wrestling with my thumb, like legitimately it hurts now. It's so weak. But I do so much with my hands. I'm sure there's so many chin ups. There's some reason for it. So many kettlebell grips and it's mostly these other fingers. Even when you draw back a bow, my release doesn't even have a pinky thing. I draw back with these fingers. This bitch ass just hangs on for the ride. You're so mean to your pinky. Why do you do that to your pinky? I love my pinkies. Yeah. It's weird how weak it is compared to all the other digits you have. And they named it a pinky. It is a very like, you know. I will fuck you up with this finger. This finger right here is strong as fuck. This finger gets a hold of shit. This is a strong finger. This is a bullshit finger that's not hurting anybody. We got on the same hand. Listen, everyone belongs on the hand. Like we have to forget the pinky. If you were as strong physically as your small toe. Wow, that's great. That's life. Everything can fuck you up. Every pebble is murderous. Jumping off stairs the wrong way you stub your toe. You want to die. Your little baby toe has zero power. Grab your little baby toe and like wrestle with it. It has nothing. It's a mess. It's a baby. Yeah. Babies are stronger than your baby toe. Yeah. Well, look. It's a bitch ass little limb. Yeah. That's the funny thing about the human sentient projection in the time. Like we're probably like the little toe of the universe.