Joey Diaz Gives Harvey Weinstein Legal Advice | Joe Rogan

rent so I got a bunch of points for that it's so funny how to talk about something very interesting it's very interesting whether this Harvey Weinstein case is gonna go it's very interesting where it's gonna go right now he has Benjamin Braff as an attorney and if you see what happened Benjamin Braff pushed for dismissal and he didn't get it the lawyers said the judge said a trial date they're gonna get a trial date Harvey Weinstein is gonna go through more money to pay off time Harvey's gonna go for time then he's gonna fire Benjamin Braff and show up with two women primarily one black and one Asian or one white and one Asian and this is when this trials gonna get very interesting Harvey's also gonna hire millions of dollars and prosecute in private investigators they're gonna interview boyfriends they're gonna interview this case is gonna be very interesting unlike the Cosby case where Cosby didn't really fuck it how do you know he's gonna do all the stuff because I know this is what I would do I know if you come to me and you go I'm getting busted for this what do I do because of how I grew up around those people this is what you do Benjamin Braff cannot ask a woman the same question a woman can ask a woman hmm so I'm gonna go in there with either a black woman an Asian woman or a white woman my first two choices are a black or an Asian woman you want to get the diversity angle I want to get the diversity angle and I want to get that you can't you're saying that because you're a black woman Chinese woman what I'm trying to stare at me have you did you ever really watch the people versus OJ Simpson no I didn't very interesting and it's it's time that you sat down the holidays is that the yeah yeah the FX version I watched one episode it seemed very good very interesting how you put a dream team together how I gee it's gonna cost you 10 mil listen to me gee you got two options you're going there like Cosby and pay two mil and make believe you're blind or we put together a fuck you did you see him he wanted that milky shit over his eyes like the guy from Kung Fu remember when we were kids Kung Fu's father had like yeah Kung Fu's father was like half blind and shit yeah that's how Cosby went in there playing like I'm sick routine he's got cataracts who Cosby yeah but he didn't have something like that not when he said something that we put the pill in the water either no he knows what he knows what the fucking so he just takes three steps reach you show him a fucking you know yeah he knows but Harvey has to play this hand this is what America's about to watch they're gonna watch something fucking crazy Harvey knows he can't go in there Benjamin Braff Benjamin Braff had Gravano look at the list of Benjamin Braff has and Benjamin Braff can't Joey you look at like legal cases like sports pencil and paper listen to me he's John Jones versus Gustafson I went to New York last week and I went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art with my daughter she loves art and when I was sitting there I was added saying I'm going on your own because my daughter didn't want me taking pictures in front of the statues anyway she's like daddy get out of the pictures of the statue so I'm like what the fuck am I hanging out with you for she was in the Chinese way I wanted to see the Armenian way but it was funny how I was thinking about when I was 21 and 22 Joe Rogan I would get stoned to the guilds and go to the museum of natural history the Museum of my hobbies back then since I was such a loner and people looking for me I was always a criminal I would go over the bridge to either go to one of those museums well I would sit in the courtroom I would go to a place that had a fucking Italian sandwich and I'd get a bag of wise potato chips and a 16-ounce coke and you go to any courtroom court starts at seven at the Metropolitan downtown I take the a train and I'd walk I forget now what you know this is 1983 81 I was a kid and I would sit not observed night court I learned how to plus I grew up in that you were what you'd sit and watch night court like you'd watch a basketball game like a game with a sandwich and a soda and potato chips I think a lot of people don't realize you could just go to court and I would watch 12 people I would learn how to set bail can you do that anytime you want can you just get in there watch and the in the 80s yes now this bomb detectors you have to have the reason why you're there do you have to you know what if you're interested in the case yeah go down and just watch it but if you you know for whatever reason there's a speeding thing like someone lost their license they got arrested driving get away from cops yeah go watch them go go go supporting Joan I'd like to go and I see I would like to see what the fuck was going on when those guys are trying to get away from the cops the helicopters chasing them with the spotlights and they just keep going like what the fuck were you thinking like what I would like to get to that courtroom hearing I want to see that guy I want to look at that guy that was like running from the cops the fucking spotlight from the helicopter on me knew he wasn't gonna get away he's cutting people off and driving the fucking side of nobody ever gets away has anybody ever gotten away recently you have a night at some happen garage I couldn't find them oh yeah they get away the percentages let me explain something right the percentages are very fucking low right it's tough to get away bro they got you once those helicopters spot you run into neighborhoods you gotta make sure you're going into a mall they have cameras they can rewind the cameras watching if you're running into the mall you know there he is we'll spot him the cards if they think what happens to you you want to know what happens to you what happens to you all right first of all usually spots Sky 9 is following you so that's the news yeah they gotta put you on the floor kick your legs do everything by procedure on camera then they pick you up the handcuffs yeah they put you the side of the car the guy tells you his whole white version of what happened the pursuit started on the five yes wanted subject yes suspect was moving at a high rate of speed fucking you know if I just had to chase you for 20 miles I'll pistol my you oh yeah so they put you in the fucking trunk and they put you in the backseat in front of everybody so the cameras take pictures and they put a cop next to you on the drive day you got a couple backhands to your face you know I'm saying that you you hit the steering wheel or something they hate you a couple times then you go in there and you sit in the holding tank and then you fucking if you're with one another person you just shut your fucking mouth you want to call your lawyer I call him later you want to call your lawyer because you want one of the other guys to get a lawyer so then like that you have to get it's it's pub it's it's conflict of interest so if me you and Jamie got arrested right now I'm gonna shut my mouth and tell you I'm gonna call my attorney later because I know for a fact Jamie's gonna get a public defender so now I can't get a public defender because that's conflict of interest so the state has to pay for a different attorney for me whoa a lot of people don't know that so if you get arrested with two or three people you keep your mouth shut yeah call my attorney later you have an attorney yeah I forget his name let Jamie cop the public defender now the two public defenders can't represent you now you get a better chance of getting a better attorney and the state pays for it it's on the on so next time you pay for your Morgan to go goddamn it these state takes us I it's cuz the jerk off like me went with fucking Johnny run but about and fucking he wants 800 an hour even though the state will give him 400 now it's like wholesale you know I'm saying but I at least I got a better type of attorney you game the system you game the system it really is fucking crazy how I love figuring this shit out you look you've right we're writing things down like you wouldn't even thinking you just automatically started writing down numbers and percentages shit oh yeah I know all this shit I grew up in this shit it is like a sport so that's what he'll do heart and by the time Harvey brings on a rape case you gotta go up there and relive the story and tell the dates and if there was a rape kit it's very fucking tough there's gonna be very interesting bro what's gonna happen the only thing is anything he cops to he's gonna come they're gonna come back and I'm like oh Jay hmm and try to assume so I think I'm just living in Florida making fucking super eight films down there and fucking Miramar Florida whatever fucking it is crazy when you see someone like that suit because they work the system I'm not saying nothing bad here that's what your advisors and your people around you'll tell you he's in hot water for the rest of his life because even if he gets that down to like an assault charge and he has to serve eight months twelve months which is really eight once he gets out all the civil suits are gonna come at him and then he has to pull an OJ and move to Florida where they can't touch your pension some bullshit money he had in or something like that Wow