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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com
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Hello freak bitches. So before we end this, Canelo or Ganani Golovkin? Oh my god what a fucking fight. Well your lady is Mexican so you gotta root for Canelo otherwise you'd be ostracized. Guadalajara. They'll kick you the fuck out. I'm rooting for Canelo. I'm rooting for a good performance Brennan Shaw because that's what I do. That's what you do. I do. I have to. Not in this case. Yep. Why? Because I want to see what happens. I want to see what happens. I don't have like a guy I want to win. Like if triple G wins I'm not gonna be bummed out. No I just want a good fight. Exactly. I want to see what happens. But I'm that guy I don't see either guy lose. Like I like both of them. I'm like fuck I don't want any guy to lose. I don't want anyone to have that L. Put that way in today too. Oh yeah with that little kid punch that guy in the dick. That's his son. Punch that guy in the dick. Billy Joe Saunders. He's a great fall on his grave. Why is this little kid on the fucking stage? He gets on the scale. And the guy's like no don't do that dude. Say look at this. He's flexing. The kid's on the scale. And he's just like what's up little man. And he punched him. And he kicked him. That's so fucked up. That is such a bad look. Well it's so stupid that they let that little kid be there. What if he punched that kid right in the face? Shut the fuck up. At least slap him. What if he kicked him? Be good to go. Tie boxing right in the face. I'm about to throw up. I don't know what's going on. Yeah. Next time the lady at Starbucks says don't put extra shots. She's fucking right. Yeah you can't add extra shots to a caveman nitro. At least your tape Fletcher. Tape Fletcher can consume. He can throw that caveman nitro down like it's water. Let's just wrap this up before you shit yourself. I'm gonna throw up and shit myself. What do you think's going on here? Not good. This is my prediction. I think if triple g doesn't stop him, Canelo wins in a decision. The public's pissed. Because you got to look at the politics of it. Golden boy. Why? Is he Canelo at the headliner? Wait a minute. You're saying if triple g, hold the music please. You're saying if triple g out boxes him, he won't get the decision? Nope. Box him for you. I think you would. Because I think it sets up the rematch. I think you get a rematch no matter what. Even if it gives a decision. As long as no one gets stopped. So you really think that if triple g puts on a show and out boxes Canelo, he'll get robbed. You'd have to outclass him for like 10 rounds which I don't think you will. I think if it's even close like let's say it's like seven to six something like something crazy you know. Yeah. My concern with Canelo is that he might not have the endurance for a prolonged firefight. And you think triple g does because he didn't against Jacobs. You got pretty tired against Jacobs. Yeah but that was a goddamn firefight as well. Completely different fight. It was a very good fight. Some people don't think you won that fight. It's close. Oh I thought he won the fight. I give it to him. It's fucking close. Yeah. But Jacobs completely different fight than Canelo. Jacobs can move. I actually just watched that the other day. Great fight. I forgot how good it was. Jacobs is a motherfucker. I had to clear some space on my DVR so I was deleting some boxing matches. I know that goes. You know how that goes. You get to a certain thing like why do I have a hundred Ted Nugent spirit of the wild saved. Yeah you have to shove bullshit in there. So I got to that fight and I said oh let me watch this again because this triple g fight's coming up this weekend. That was a... Jacobs can fight his ass off. That was a great fight. Toughest fight for triple g. There was a go he's over the hill like no Jacobs just a monster. Legit. And completely different fight than Canelo. His footwork. He makes big. I wish Terrence Crawford was just a little bigger. I know. You know because he's about 45 now. He'll go up to 47. He wants to fight Pacquiao. Yeah and I wish he was like 160 you know. Me too. Because he's a thin fella you know but I just don't. Small. I think part of like his style is like he's built perfect for the way he fights. Yeah. You know. Amazing. He's got perfect endurance. If you put more weight on him he'd probably be weighed down a little bit slow him down. Like he's definitely in his zone. 40, 47. That's the right weight class. Boxen's having a killer year man. Because now they have Anthony Joshua. He's fighting and then you have... Legit Goliath heavyweight champion built like a statue. Looks like a Greek god. Yeah. And then you also have... Like really well spoken. Super polite. Underarm raffy. British guy. Yeah. And then you got Wilder. Deontay Wilder fighting uh uh fucking what's the name uh the fucking Cuban killer. Oh yeah King Kong. Yes. He's fighting him. Yeah. I think it's a rough fight for... Yes. Wilder. I think it's a bad idea. Yeah. Then the winners of each of those will fight. Yeah. It's a good time for boxing but tomorrow's the big one. Tomorrow's the big one. Tomorrow like really... I can't wait. Shows who the superstar in boxing is. Because Lomachenko I think is like one of the most skillful guys ever. But he's not being challenged. He's not like... He's not a drawl. Well there's also not a guy in his division that stands out as being the guy he has to fight. He's like Mighty Mouse. Yeah. Whereas like Canelo and Triple G is the fight that everybody's wanted to see for a while. I think you're gonna get a trilogy for that. Canelo up. Who knows. Who knows how it plays out. I can't wait though. Yeah I wonder. I really wonder what's gonna happen. I'm super fascinated. Me too.