Joe Rogan on Jon Jones B Sample Testing Positive for Turinabol

Hello freak bitches. That's hilarious. Everybody is on steroids. What a great picture. They're so hilarious. Meanwhile they might be right. Yeah they might be right. You know when I started watching last night? I don't know if you'd say it, Icarus or Icarus. Is it on Netflix? Yes. It's all about doping and this guy who is helping the Russian team to do it. There was one estimate that it was somewhere in the high 90s of Russian athletes are on performance enhancing drugs. That makes sense. That's my thing with this whole John Jones stuff. I go back and forth. I'm gonna quote our friend Eddie Bravo. When you look into it, that trannable, like so many guys article came out today. I think I'm Fox Fox Sports. Article came out today of this guy who's a minor league baseball player and he's pro now and he's tested twice for it positive and a third time. He's waiting to see if he gets banned for life because three strikes you're out in baseball. Right. Banned for life and they're saying how many guys in baseball get test hot for this trannable and they say in GNC they have 47 products at GNC that this can show up by us. Wow. I know so I saw that like ah fuck. Yeah but wait a minute he's not supposed to be taking anything. You're talking about a guy who's already lost his ability to make a living from Mexican dick pills. Like why would he ever just take something off the shelf at GNC? Well we're not giving the guy kudos because he's the smartest tool in the shed. Sharpest. Sharpest tool in the shed. Well tools are smart too. Not a smoked a little weed. You know what I'm saying? I do get it. Like he might have been like oh I need energy give me this. What is that? Just some guy on the front with bolts out of his neck and he takes that. Dude the truth is I would never do steroids. I put that on my children. I put that on my heavenly father. He did not bring heavenly father. I love how we capitalize heavenly and father because uh for sure do that. Respect. Well you don't want to go to hell. Hespek. Hespek. Um. Jonas 30 is facing up. Imagine if he comes back at 34 and still fucks everybody up. But he's 260 pounds at heavyweight just mercs everyone. Yeah fuck all this cut and weight. Just go on a powerlift and rampage for the next four years. Keep your body in shape. Still fuck everybody up at heavyweight. But if you look at that Toronto ball man and you see how much how many guys test hot for it and they're like what the fuck it's not in there. I can see Jones argument a little bit. I know I go back and forth I'm off the Jones train but when I see that and I see how big of an issue it is in baseball in minor league baseball. USADA and the commission might be like fuck look at all these guys man we got a real issue here. Maybe he did fuck up so then I think there's no way they give him four years. But I haven't heard of anybody else testing positive for this stuff in the UFC. Have you? Is it the same stuff Frank Mear tests positive for? This is the other thing. Usually if a guy tests hot for something out of one of those major camps other guys can test hot for the same stuff. Unless he's getting it straight from the powerlifter guys. Yeah or his NFL brothers. Didn't Frank Mear eat kangaroo? This is like tainted kangaroo meat bro. Was that the worst argument ever? That is the worst ever. God damn it Frank you're a smart guy too. You're the smartest tool in the shed. Some people eat kangaroo but it's not common table fare in Australia. Fuck no I was just in Australia doing shows. They're eating kangaroo burger? No fuck no. They eat venison and beef eating kangaroo. Yeah but but but did it say what what he was flagged for? This is my favorite part. However he was still given a maximum punishment by Usada because he claimed he listed numerous potential sources for the positive test including eating kangaroo meat while in Australia. You saw this like what? Get the fuck out of here. That's the best you got. We've heard a bunch of shit but that's all you got. Boy you know what's interesting? It's like how much does it help? How much like what? Think about like what these guys are doing. I mean definitely steroids help right? Steroids make you a better athlete. They allow you to recover. So I'm gonna say 10 percent better. Yeah it's hard to tell though because could John beat Daniel Cormier without that small dosage of terenable? Yes. He could. That's what DC was saying. He was like the guy doesn't need to do it. He's super talented. Doesn't need to do it. I know that's why when you look at the evidence like why this small amount of terenable and you see all the other guys testing pods for it. How much would this really help? And would he risk all this to take something piss hot? And it's really not helping that much. And then where do we stop? So right now we want to and listen I've been the fucking poster boy of making fun of John on this stuff but in all seriousness where do we say all right most guys are doing it because there's this I heard Luke Thomas talking about it. They Wada right? You sat in Wada yeah. Yeah Wada's the big one. I think in 2007 they did this survey of athletes including fighters that were going overseas and competing and they they asked them at a kind of under the radar how many guys are doing performance enhancing drugs. It was an alarming number like 78 percent and that's people you know I bet it would be a little higher than that. Yeah so like you know I'm saying so we're we're gonna tarnish John's name and he's not the greatest of all time but it's like okay but then you pay to watch over him fight you pay to watch Vitor Bell for a fight you know like we don't know exactly who's doing what. Right but if over him becomes a champ I guarantee if he pisses hot as a champ people turn on him too. No I can't get it but he's tested for way worse things than John has. But he hasn't he we tested for testosterone right didn't he it was just testosterone. Oh my god I mean elevated testosterone levels. In pain I mean the same shit remember when he was uber rheum that's more than testosterone. But he but he tested positive for that didn't he and he said a doctor gave him a shot wasn't that like the whole deal? That's some doctor gave him a shot for shoulder. I know they don't I know but let's just think about what they are like so he tested positive for testosterone I believe. Well if you test positive for that and if you had an exemption that means his levels were on that Vitor Bell for a Nate Markart shit where they test you like holy fuck man.