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Whitney Cummings is a stand-up comic, actor, author, and host of the podcast "Good for You." Her new comedy special "Mouthy," will have its exclusive premiere via OFTV on Nov. 15, 2023.https://whitneycummings.com
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Hello freak bitches camouflage right I'm not hunting okay yeah Under Armour makes a lot of hunting gear oh does it now didn't know that they started making they start they did not ask me to be the face of that campaign I can't imagine why you could be if you wanted to try a new career really I was looking for women to get involved in hunting oh really yeah that's like a big thing like pretty girls yeah hunting is that like us is that sexy um I think some people think it is but what it is is unusual yeah you see these girls with full makeup on with like really well-applied camo on their face so it's a kind of obvious and then they have like a dead lion next to them and then they take these Facebook photos and it gets really weird like there was a girl she was pretty famous for it because she was a cheerleader in Texas and she shot a lion and like Ricky Gervais and all these people went crazy and they're attacking her and yeah and it became the Kendall Jenner I think is her name and that's a famous Kardashian is that my right you might no way Kendall something I mean that's the most endearing thing you've ever done what's that Kendall Jones Jones pretty close yeah yeah I'm so out of the loop someone's trying to Kardashian loop I'd be concerned which one's the one that had the there it is there's the girl with the lion like see so there's something there's something weird about like this picture right here look at this picture I don't want to look at just take a look no I've said this is over in like my week Ash you'll be fun my hippocampus can't sexy pose with a bow yeah in a dead lion yeah I can't look at it and by the way that lion is um you know it's lines all but there's a weird thing about the hunting lions thing too because a lot of them they're in these high fence places where they go in these lines are kind of trapped in these areas yeah and sometimes they actually release the lion the day of the hunt so this lion had been in a cage and they release the lion and this woman goes out and shoots I mean I don't know if that was the case with her this person who had man sometimes yeah we'll go out and shoot the lion the lion literally has no idea what's going on it's not even a free range lion yes so to me that's a mental person but my question for you is that is there something primordial about because I think you know we are I think inherently and this is gonna sound wrong or it's gonna sound like feminist whatever but like there's a lot of evidence that were matriarchal species not that women should have more power but that were sort of designed to like orca whales lions like female lions do all the hunting and then men just it's not economical for their energy because they're so big to hunting they'd have to kill twice as much food right there for protection yeah and so um and fucking and whatever so is there something some sort of reptilian attraction to seeing a woman go hunt food even though it's ironically a lion you know no I don't think so is it like watching a woman cook watch a woman cook is probably sexy but is watching them hunt the same thing I don't I don't think so yeah but maybe it's just maybe it varies I think it's more in line of watching a woman cage fight like there's some really pretty women that fight now and that's it because I'm always sort of in this thing and people always tell me like I have alpha vibe and that's not sexy to men or it is or is it case-by-case or is it a generalization I'm just always interested well I think what you are is powerful and that's what's scary to people that are insecure you're a go-getter you're constantly doing things and you're kind like I would imagine that a guy who doesn't test himself or a person who's not accomplished would be very insecure around someone who's like got more more ambition and more drive and more irons in the fire than they do so they would feel insignificant because my engine is insecurity yeah that's what fuels the fire but if you were secure would you be as ambitious or would you be exactly the same I don't know if I can even entertain that hypothetical cuz the idea of being secure is so what if someone came out with a security pill yep and he took that they have that that's a chatterbox pill yeah that's true that's a let's start a business I'm telling you man we need to go into business together I've got a good idea yeah amazing yeah there's a co-op that one working with yeah it's vitamin companies branding out of China branding yeah you've done an amazing job with your brand with ya well thank you so much brands amazing you ever heard someone refer to you as your brand yes that is that's such a bizarre way of putting things you know it's it's got such a pejorative we're but we're comics so we have an allergy to anything corny yeah like we can't when people say with it like we can say it but we have to do it with like an eye roll like you have a very strong brand but you but part of your brand is not being the guy who goes me and my brand part of my brand is not having a brand yeah but you have you do have one I guess incredibly strong clear one that anybody could you know like say in one sentence but part of it is because you're so authentic and anti like you know conscientious calculated marketing that the word is anathema to your brand well that's what I'm that's one of the big issues in the quote-unquote hunting community about a lot of these girls that are involved in this this hunting like you don't know so I'm gonna explain it to you there's there's this whole movement where these pretty girls have I mean maybe some of them are I mean for sure some of them are authentic I don't want to discredit the ones that are authentic but a lot of them are essentially because I really want to understand the and this is maybe a generalization about men and women but do you think women have the DNA and the true rewards this are they getting dopamine from hunt are they inherent hunters the same way women like playing sports yeah they would love hunting interesting yeah the same way people like very challenging and difficult things that offer you a massive reward when you do it but sports is there's teamwork which is gives us dopamine and adrenaline you know cuz I'm sort of interested in women in general that do things like make out with other guys when they're not lesbians just to get another guy's attention make up with other girls I'm sorry what did I say yes yeah make up with other girls right out other girls like our women hunting because they want to or because it's they feel socially I think there's both I mean I think we would obviously would make a massive generalization if we said women do this because that I hate that shit yeah I hate when people say the left does this or the right does that or men do this reductionist it gets goofy yeah I just never met someone that does it so I have no right I know a lot of them women that do a lot of them yeah and some of them are unquestionably authentic but some of them are unquestionably targeting social media and these specific avenues of getting famous and making a living and inside the hunting community it's a very hotly debated subject about like whether or not some of these women are legit and who is legit and who's like they're like and what if they're not legit does it matter or no it doesn't matter why is it different than a girl who's a fitness freak yeah you know a girl just likes doing squats whatever is I mean we're designed to keep if we get attention for something our brain just keeps doing it there's a vice thing about that today that I retweeted what about thirsty pictures girls girls like with bras on them like why do they do that like why do they because they're getting likes yeah why do they have their ass hanging out with a thong with their you know the legs like sort of exposed in bed where they're pretending that they're sleeping and why are millions of people looking at them yeah because we like it you know yeah yeah I mean what got us attention is what we're gonna keep doing