Joe Rogan on The Oscars

Hello freak bitches. Yeah, I worry about that constantly. I mean with the Oscar mix-up last night I mean, I heard about that. Yeah, I didn't see it, but I heard about it I mean, what if they mix up my eggs? What's what happened? They said someone won and then I didn't see it basically Warren Beatty. They gave him an envelope bless his heart I can't and I'm so hard not read anymore No, it's they gave him the wrong envelope war baby dude has done nothing except be a classy legend So this is like the Steve Harvey thing. Yes, same thing same thing all the memes are The comparing them basically like you know, Warren Beatty's a new Steve Harvey or Warren Beatty's a brilliant legend and Steve Harvey is a silly talk show host But uh, but yeah He he'd got the envelope for best actress and he's so and he just saw La La Land and said best And the entire cast of La La Land went up on stage Oh, actually it's moonlight and then one of the producers of La La Land was a total class act and gentlemen It was like moonlight one and then moonlight had to come up. It was madness. It was like a Super Bowl stress level I fucking hate those contests. I really do. I don't have a dog in the game What was it? What's this expression? I'm gonna fight dog in the fight I don't have a dog in the fight, but I I hate those I hate award shows for art Yeah, they seem so pretentious. Have you not already won you have you've all won you have millions of dollars movie stars Yeah, what is the well I think for me? I mean especially with like the political climate when people go make political speeches. It's like, okay How much did you donate this year? Like what do you really do? Like, you know just making all these speeches and and talking the talk. I hope everyone's also walking the walk and you know Authentic that way. I don't know. It's just it's it's so I mean, I think loaded there's something Anesthetic about it for people. I think there's look at the silly monkey like the diversion of dresses and necklaces and makeup and actresses You know, I think humans we have probably an inherent need for that sort of diversion that sort of Vapid let's talk about dresses instead of what's really going on and there's always a ribbon du jour that you're supposed to wear Yep, what was the ribbon they had to wear last night? For I thought it was for the iceberg that was breaking off To worry about that giant iceberg the size of Manhattan Yeah, I know it's just it's just there's so many you know, I just get frustrated sometimes I mean your your listeners are not the ones because your listeners seem to all be seekers Well, who the fuck knows it's like saying all girls are all boys, you know, my listeners are Is smart I think that's not true aspires to be There's a guy right now Where's Kendall Jones Yeah, this should be line hunting porn you shoot a fireman you fuck right on top I feel like that would do well to someone very desensitized. I mean, that's what it's coming to I guess these days hashtag reddit But yeah, I'm sure it's humans have a need to Just sort of disassociate with you know pictures of dresses. Yeah, I think there's definitely some of that Yeah, there's definitely the pageantry people love when people dress up and all their best and they walk I love watching people. Oh, yeah Look, oh, she's not even happy for it's like well what no matter what she does You're gonna project your shit onto this. I know what I do. I do secretly not so secretly enjoy what? I do enjoy watching people as they get older who are clearly fucking crazy Keep it together less and less Nicole Kidman was clapping like the Grinch last night. Yes. She was clapping. Yeah I mean, I don't know what that is. I don't clap a lot cuz we're comics. We don't go to shows I don't even I clap. How do you clap? Well, you have to clap if you have a daughter that's in a play Oh constantly But are you all just filming the whole time? No, I clap my wife films. Yeah, I clap Yeah, I don't like I'm not a good clapper either. I do it after sex She also has she's comically willowy I mean she did Her nails went I don't know. There's something crazy Tunnel from holding her hands way back. Yeah, that's not she's doing too much B. Crumb. That's not a good for your joints