Joe Rogan: Weasels are Badass!

was that james i was in that period with the rabbits it said stoats stoats i've never heard of it it's eating it's eating a nested bird probably another cute but except well you know that's one of the things that also i learned about from the meat eater podcast is how many squirrels kill birds oh yeah they kill and eat birds like that's a big part of the decimation of the population of certain bird species is interested in squirrels i'm interested in this stuff look at he eats fucking mice he's a murderer that's crazy that little thing eat a mouse that's about what's a rat it's eating a rat that's like his size is this something on new zealand i think i believe so it's a little new zealand murderer the only thing i've run into that was native to new zealand was a kia it was like a parrot that flies around was the thylacine native to new zealand they're just australia that's australia right that's the tasmanian tiger he's also known as weasel look at that he's nine ounces just america what north america is that little fuckers out here on the genus and stuff oh okay got over here distinguished by oh he's a weasel it looks like a larger size and longer tail with a prominent black tip it's kind of weasel terrific level of carnivorous isn't it funny that weasels are thought to be like little bitches a little weasel he's a little bad ass look at this weasel there he goes look at him yeah and weasels will fuck up a cobra how about that look at him what does he do in there? he's gonna kill a rabbit that's how he's killing look at it stoat kills rabbit ten times its size Jesus Christ two million views look how small he is and he's chasing a rabbit that's insane what a little ruthless motherfucker probably on like yeah don't show it but we'll talk it through but it seems very cute should we do the play by play on this show? lifestyle oh life stout kills rabbit ten times the size of the BBC one I don't know is it stowed or stout? I don't know I'd rather than this critter than mine time outside little motherfucker look at him go he really is ten times the size and he's chasing a rabbit down he's kind of adorable though the way that he's doing it what's he gonna do is he gonna go for the hindquarters like a wolf? the other rabbit tried to stop him it's like Captain Savahoe over there this one just lets him pass by he's going low how about the other rabbit just sits there while his friends get jacked there's like dozens of rabbits that aren't like let's gang up and get this stowed man how crazy is he doesn't try the rabbits that are really close to him oh now he goes where's he going is he going like so he's probably gonna hit those he's gonna hit those hindquarters you're gonna get some shock and some blood loss look at this he's gonna get the neck no he's going for that oh he's going he's gonna pull him down with the legs you get blood loss and you get shock no he's going aww Joe Rogan he's going up aww Joe Rogan oh my god he's going deep look at the other rabbit it's like what's going on he's like this doesn't seem right the other rabbit's just gonna look away you pussy we're not friends not even gonna help your friend what a little monster that is so crazy he's deep on it that is so crazy so he's got his teeth for those I don't know who's watching but he's got his teeth like behind the ears of this rabbit he's killing it by biting the back of its neck and he literally is 10 times smaller than it that's amazing is it dead right there? the other rabbit was like thank you BBC fucking dorks help your friend that's why you're gonna go extinct you cunt you fucking asshole you have big teeth how about you turn him in the bitch turn him and bite him in the neck is it pussy? I'm really good is it stoat? or stout you think S-T-O-A-T it seems like it would be stout no but a U would be stout stout stout stout I think that backwoods stout never seen one of those before in my time outside have you heard about it? never heard about it no I didn't even know it was a thing 10 months ago they're savage next thing you know they're gonna be they're gonna be like nipping at your calves trying to take you down that should be the American animal not an eagle I know weasels in Ireland and here everywhere else short-tailed weasels oh so it's a kind of weasel yeah weasels are vicious little motherfuckers that's what I'm saying like why are weasels like the weasel when you think about like polyshoe polyshoe when he would do the weasel he thought of him weasolin you didn't think of him as being a ruthless killer of something 10 times in size no weasels are cute like if polyshoe was taken down giant bitches like huge 25 feet tall women and just smashing them