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Brian Moses is a comedian, writer, creator, producer and host of Roast Battle.
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Yeah, he's definitely rubbing his dick. I imagine if Trump was on TV just tweaking. Fucking tweaking hard. Oh, fuck China. Fuck these fucking trade relations. Fuck Jeffrey Epstein. Fuck all these assholes. Just tweaking. Just tweaking. Could you imagine? He knows Jeff, right? Jeff Epstein. Apparently he knew him. Apparently they had a falling out over a mansion. I was reading a story about it. No, they were both trying to buy some super exclusive property that was like the crown jewel of Palm Beach. It was this six acre mansion that overlooks the ocean. It's on the beach. It's beautiful. This is a hell of a plantation for girls. Well, it's also one of those things where if you're a part of these communities, there's certain properties that are iconic. And to own them would elevate your social status. Did you hear Trump bought the Manchandishumumubu? So it had like a name to it. The place is off the charts. If you see it on TV, you get a sense. That's not it. What is this? It's a cane. Apparently he's known to have a famous walking stick. I thought you were showing Epstein and Trump. He did have the cane. What was the house? Google the house that they competed about. Trump and him competed over a house. A waterfalls. Well, it's really old, I think. 14 year olds in every room. It's like if someone was like a super billionaire character. I don't know. Name some famous man. Like the Hearst Castle. Hearst Castle for sale. I'll be trying to get it. Trump and Epstein's friendship reportedly soured after they fought over a $41 million Palm Beach mansion. Two weeks after the homes auction, cops received a tip about underage women in Epstein's house. That's right. Oh, shit. That was Candyland. Let's see if they have pictures of the place. That's like a Taj Mahal. Look at that thing. That's it. Yeah, that thing's gorgeous. Dude, it's dope as fuck. The images are insane. That's it right there. Click on that. Look at that place. So that's, you get it. They're fighting over who's getting the biggest dick on Palm Beach. If you own that motherfucker, you bought that place. Like your king baller. Everybody wants to have the party at your house. Right? I mean, so I guess there's just a few of these type of mansions down in Palm Beach, but there's a lot of them. I mean, there's a, you know, I don't know what the number is, but there's a good solid number of them. I mean, that's fucking incredible. It's sort of like, um, like the White House. Well, it's sort of like those houses in Malibu. Like there's some houses in Malibu. You look at like, there's one crazy mansion overlooking the sea and then another one next to it. Look, the, I don't live in your neighborhood. I don't live there either, man. It mostly burned to a crisp. It did. I'm sorry. It's crazy. You fly over it now. It's like just so many houses. Just charred. Just charred. Yeah. But those houses where the people do live with that kind of a view, I mean, that's, those are super, super valuable. And in Florida and West Palm Beach, apparently, look at that super, super wealthy. Yeah. Yeah. Under $35 million. I mean, property, property, million amazing Italian Renaissance style mega mansion in Palm Beach, Florida. If you buy that you're King cock. You're just swinging dick all over. Come on in. By the way, why did God make the, like the dick size? Why? Why is that? To make you work harder. Really? That's really the reason. Yeah. If you just, if you had a giant hog, you'd be just waiting around waiting for girls to come to you. I'm saying, but he can make dicks all the same size. No, no, no. And there'd be no competition. No, no, no. Can't make ears the same size either. Sorry. Not noses, not eyebrows, no uniformity, no eugenics. Okay. Yeah. You got to work harder. You got a little dick. You got to figure out how to get by in this world. Like your God's brain. And those big dick dudes, man, they just don't have the motivation to hardly ever get anything done. Right. They're just too, too busy slinging dick. That's you skirt around them. You pass them in the game. Take them on the inside turn. I didn't know that. That's what it is.