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Brian Moses is a comedian, writer, creator, producer and host of Roast Battle.
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Smash so many people There was so many guys like that that fought in Japan where they had these freak shows I mean crazy, I saw one the other day like a thing where like a woman and her nipples are almost like cones And the game shows, these guys are just like put their fingers in the... That is wild, there's just so many wild things in Japan, you can see things like that Dude, it's gnarly bro Well they are the birth of a lot of those crazy game shows, right? I mean a lot of the game shows, like even Fear Factor, would that have even happened if it wasn't for the crazy Japanese shows? Well what's in the water for them to make them think like that? And we were saying they were oppressed but it's also, I mean why are they so repressed? Have you ever seen Bazooka Man? Uh-uh Bazooka Man was a Japanese game show where a guy with a bazooka would show up at people's houses Like a real live bazooka? Like with a missile in it So he'd be in bed, he'd be in bed sleeping And Bazooka Man would shoot the bazooka at your wall above your head while you were asleep This is a real film it What? They would film it This thing would explode above your head So he shoots a rocket launcher through your fucking wall Boom! And these guys are like ahhhhh They wake up fucking screaming, there's a hole in the wall above their head And the audience in Japan is like hahahahaha Do you have a bazooka man? You can find it, you can find the videos Bruh Jamie will find it What is that? That's a real thing? What's that? Why not a different name? Okay Maybe Rocket Man Bazooka Man, okay so I'm pretty sure it was Bazooka Man And it's a real rocket Whatever it is, it's firing out of a cannon that's on his shoulders and it's hitting the wall and it explodes Right, Google a Japanese game show where they blow up a wall behind I mean how do you have like a heart attack when you wake up So they're dead asleep They easily could Yeah that's what I'm saying So I mean you must like sign like a death warrant before you For sure you could definitely get a heart attack though Jesus And like you guys are dead asleep and they all sign up for this, this is all consensual Basically Okay As far as I understand I don't think they sign up for it, I think they're just allowed to do stuff like that and then they give you money Okay If you survive, right Well I don't think they have the same concept of lawsuits that we do over here Ohh Okay You got it? No no, on my way to finding it though I found one This is called the bum show Where girls would put their bum in a hole and a guy would kiss it or Eat either ass Yeah basically Right on TV Hmm okay Well I don't have TV yet Can't comment on that one They have different ways of living They really do They have a different style Can't hate it, can't be hating on them Jesus Is it China or Japan where they have like these crazy work hours right Like these factory workers are like you know just like the whole economy is just like work all the time And they have vending machines where you can just like pocket pussies basically Yeah and like the guys were just like they're Yeah they'll just use those things, they'll toss them And just go back to work Ohh Yeah Wow I want to say that's Japan Well they're both known for their work hours Right You know So like sex just isn't a part of the other routine I was watching some documentary on or reading something rather on Huawei Mhmm Huawei is this Chinese phone company and the guy had a bed underneath his desk It's the craziest image He's in his cubicle and his stuff is above him And he's got a bed laid out under his cubicle and he's asleep Well he's like glasses Right At work, exhausted It's like an 18 hour day probably I don't know Yeah Making cell phones so we could take selfies