Joe Rogan Talks Hockey Fights, Real Life Happy Gilmore Drive

Like a lot of hockey players have no fucking teeth. But that's a badge of honor for hockey players. They don't give a fuck. They like to take them out and show you. In Canada, you see him off like that, you think he's a millionaire in fucking Ohio. He's like, that motherfucker is hitting that meth. Have you ever seen the photograph of that old-school hockey player who has all these scars all over his face? No, I don't know. Do you know what I'm talking about, Jamie? It was a recreation of every scar this guy had ever had on his face over his career. It's a famous photograph. And you could see these, I mean, it looks like he's just been in a fucking box cutter fight. His whole face is just butchered. Because all they did was, look at this guy's face. Yeah, that's it. And what was it? It was a hockey player. Bro. Here's a goalie before they wear masks. Bro. That's like one of them cosmetic surgery facilities in fucking LA. Dude, he was a goalie before they used fucking masks. Look at his face. Damn, before he was just straight-faced. They would just take it in the mug, son. Can you imagine a guy slap-sticking one of those fucking hard-ass pucks? How fast can they make those things go? Now they can make them go well over 100, 120, 340. Jesus Christ. I think they're the fastest at it. Oh my God, really? I'll check fastest slap shot. Yeah, I think it's even probably faster. Have you seen that video of that dude who does that long drive with the golf club? Do you know what I'm talking about? This is Jack Dude. There's this really Jack Dude who hits this guy. He's got this crazy step through Happy Madison or Happy Gilmore type stroke to it. And he makes the ball fly. You know, it's like one of those outdoor ranges. It flies over the back net. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life. Oh, you probably saw a clip of somebody hitting it out of like at the top shot golf thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've seen this before. You've seen it, but you've seen that one guy. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Who steps sideways. He steps to it like Happy Gilmore. Like he's about to kill it? It's bonkers how far that thing flies. I want to find out what that dude is. I didn't even know anybody was a baseball player, wasn't it? He holds the, maybe, he looks like a baseball, he's a big dude. He looks like a pro baseball player, but he holds the long distance world record for a golf ball drive, like drove it the furthest. So he holds the record. Dude, it's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. But I don't follow hockey like that. I've been to one hockey match. I was in New York, I think with the Rangers played somebody, but I've been to a couple. They're fun. It's wild in person. You know, it's like on TV. There's a lot of things like that. Stand up is a good example. There's a lot of things like that. We see it on TV. It's like, yeah, it looks good. But if you're there, you're like, oh shit, watch people skate by and fight. That's what the interest for me. And then, you know, I'm black. You go to a hockey. You're like, you just want to see a fight. You're like this when this shit, you don't even know who's playing who you like. Oh shit. He just fucked him up. Do you know how to fight now? There's some hockey fights where you watch guys throw like crisp punches like with technique. You know, like, oh Jesus. You think they train for 100%? Yeah, you can fight. It's the only sport where you can fight like look you. Do you practice hitting the puck? Yeah. Okay. We'll practice beating the fuck out of people. Right. Do that too. That's part of the game. Part of the game is beating the fuck out of each other. That's the highlighter. You never would. There's no other sport. Just stop and think about that. No. No other sport. We could fight bare knuckle in the middle of an ice skating rink at a drop of a hat. And they continue to be friends at the end of that shit. And the referees all let you do it. They step back. Yeah, they never like keep talking to it. They never like fuck you. I'm gonna see you tomorrow. It's like, pop, pop. I got it. There's some videos. A dude's getting flat line though. It's different than it was back in the day because back in the day, they were tough guys who knew how to skate and could maybe fight a little bit. And so they'd grab each other's fucking, their jackets or grab their clothes and they'd be punching each other. Slam and move it all the way. Now dudes are hitting guys with hip throws and slamming them onto the ice, knocking them unconscious. I seen a dude hit a guy with a perfect counter right hand. A dude swung at him. He backed up like this to right there. Let it pass. Right. Just hit him. I'm like, oh, that guy could fight. That's a guy with like real skills. That's a smart motherfucker. Yeah. He just stood right in front of the guy. Let the guy throw a punch and then boom counter them. I couldn't even imagine having that. You know, you might have to fight to balance yourself on skates and just like Duke at it. I wonder how you compare that look to ask. This guy, this guy, he jacks it. God, he didn't even really run up to it. He's called the swing man. Is that why I'm saying he doesn't run up to it, but he picks his leg up. It's a weird watch his move. See that? Boom. You got a bunch of videos of him. 106 miles an hour for the fastest slap shot. That's insane. That's so fast with that puck 106 miles an hour that puck hits you in the face. Somebody can pitch that fast too, right? I don't know the world record of pitches. What's the world record pitch? Well, I'll just chat. I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess 111. Is that ridiculous? 105. Yeah, I'll just chat man. Damn. That's funny. How do you hit that? This motherfucker's gonna be connected with that shit. You do not hit it. You don't hit that, right? How many times can they throw that fast? That's the thing. You can do it a couple times in a row. I think he burns his arm out pretty fast. Oh, I would imagine. I would imagine. How could you not burn your arm out? Think of how much explosion is involved in this. God damn. That was a, that was literally. That was a blink of an eye. It's interesting like the mechanics of when you watch a real amazing pitcher. There's this crazy body torque going on. Look at this whip. There's so much in that man. There's like there's so much mechanical movement and leverage in your legs and Is that recent? Coordinate. Is that recent? It's like within the last 10 years. It was about nine years ago. There's this video of the bird that's flying by right when the pitch comes at it. And they caught it in slow motion. The bird explodes. That's fucking crazy. Was it Randy? Randy Johnson. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, Randy Johnson. A rocket. He used to tear shit up. He was exciting. He, I don't know when his, when, during his era, people were excited because all on the news. Watch this. Watch this. Damn. He hit the bird right in mid flight and the bird exploded. Imagine the end for that bird. He be like, how the fuck look at the world has a plan. Here's your plan birdie. Booyah kasha. Yeah, Carl fucking basket. Leveled. That's fucking crazy. No ceremony level. Nothing. No, that bird's dead as fuck. You imagine that, I mean that dude's throwing a hundred miles an hour, right? Or 90s. That's the ultimate something told me that to turn right there. Oh, another one. Oh, no, just went right by it. I guess. Oh, wow. Bird got lucky. I didn't know that happened again. Damn. No, that's the Randy Johnson one. Yeah, there's a couple of birds. It's a one minute video. Look at his mechanics. Go back to that video again, the part where Randy Johnson. Look at the mechanics of how he throws his body into that pitch. Look at this. You step off. There's so much good. It's like a little coordinated movement. He's been every, it didn't matter. Yeah, what city we're working leverage. No matter what 11. He was that big. Yeah, he was just think about all that leverage man. Plus he can reach almost a foot closer if not more than that than any other picture. So he's literally releasing it at a closer distance than anybody else. You know, so yeah, less time. That's true. That's a good way to look at it. That leverages leverages interesting man, you know, because it's such a such a huge factor in some sports. You ever throw a pitch out? No way. I embarrassed. I don't want to hurt my shoulder. It's just like your ego because they had one shot of 50 Cent throwing a pitch out and he looked so gay doing it. It was funny. It's I think he probably had that deleted from the Internet.