Donnell Rawlings on His Ongoing War With Charlemagne Tha God

How about Lean on Me? Boom boom boom. Lean song. You know what I'm going to tell you? I use that song as a background theme for my roasting of Charlamagne to God. Yo, I just want to say, I have theme songs for this motherfucker, Joe. Yo, I have theme songs. Some times in my life, I pray for him. Because I slaughter him, son. Why do you guys go at it so hard? I don't understand. You brought it up. I didn't bring it up. Joe, I'll explain. I brought it up earlier, but I brought it up about it. I'll explain it. I'll explain it, Joe. Joe. Joe, this was a day of frustration right here. Okay. I've known this crew for some years, Joe. Angela Ye go back 20 years. DJ Envy go back 15. We used to do Hot 97 together. Charlamagne, we worked the MTV's guy code together. It's all love. We know each other. Then I used to go up there. I'm up there so much because I work at Carolines on Broadway. That's where you promote it. They started this thing where they want to play pranks on me. Like, oh, we got them. One prank was when he comes in, no one laughs at his jokes. All right? This went by. Look, it's like this. One of them is like this, Joe. When he comes in, don't laugh at his jokes, right? So I go in and I ain't trying to be funny. I'm just funny and nobody laughing or anything. And I'm like, Joe, I'm thinking like this. I'm like, I know the fix is on Joe. Joe, I know. You were suspicious. Joe. Something was wrong. Joe, have you ever seen me in a room and nobody's laughing? I can't say that. No. Okay. That's pretty much everywhere I go. I'm just being honest. You know you're funny. I know I'm funny, but not even that, but my energy, even if I'm not funny, my energy is good. I came in, they trying to play it. And I'm like, oh, I'm about to tear everybody up in this room. I'm like, I don't hear women, but yeet, I'm going to hit you with something, right? And they're like, ah, we told them not to laugh. And I'm like, okay. Little corny joke. Three or four other times I go there, they keep doing these jokes. And I'm like, stop doing the motherfucking jokes. Like, I know we're friends or whatever, but at the same time, I do have a resume. I have done stuff. I'll continue to do stuff as much as they want to play. This is the reality of it. Do you feel like it's disrespectful? No, it's a disrespectful way. Like anything you try to call me, not funny, you see me stand up. Sixty five hundred people at Ready to Go City Music Hall. Charlamagne, you said out of your voice that Donnell, I went to see Ready to Go City Music Hall. Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle and Donnell performed that night. He said, I love all of them. And I ain't taking away none. He said, but Donnell, that night was on. You saw that, nigga. You saw all this shit. So you trying to say you corny, which is allergic word to a black comedian, you corny, like, no, you're trying to give the impression that I'm corny and not funny. It's just a waste of time and it don't make sense. So now that we get little joke stuff off now, give me a real interview. You know what I mean? That's the only thing I say. Give me a real interview. Okay. Did you, does he know you feel like this? You ever talked to him off the air? Yeah, we talked about it. But this is what I'm saying is, but this is how petty he is. Okay. He, this is the, this is the reason why I won't stop. Because he won't stop, right? He'll say, I've, I've, I've expressed myself to him like this. And he said, that's why I'm like playing with you, nigga. You two sisters, right? So we go back, father's like, okay, fuck it. Let's go back. And like, we've had the conversation, but what I realized, Joe, is that it doesn't matter what I say. He's never going to give it. You know, he's never going to do it. So what I have to do is continue to destroy him on the level that I need to destroy him in the means. The means I'm ruthless. I've seen them. And people are like, I thought it was an inside fun joke though. I didn't know it was so serious. No, it's serious and it's funny. Okay. Joe, everything is always underlining. Everything is always something underlined. It's like, no, we're cool. But so it's never, you never feel comfortable. Can you just hang? I like him. And the reason, oh, I like, we'll have fun together. I have said to him, you know why? I said, I know why you think you're a sex symbol and you look good. I said, because I was in South Carolina this weekend, right? And I said, you are the best looking person in South Carolina. You should feel like a king. We fuck with each other like that. But also know his radio background. I'll never take this away from him. This is where we differ. His radio background is coming from South Carolina. You know how it is getting in radio. Break going from market like South Carolina to New York. New York is the number one radio market period. You go from that from a PA or intern, whatever entry level position you have, you go from that and you build and you grind and you're a country motherfucker. You're a country motherfucker and you and now you're Charlamagne and God. He works hard. And he does a podcast with Andrew Schultz too. Yeah, they do it. What is that? Brilliant Idiots. That's a very good podcast. I'm a person of this. Two of them together. They are. They're great. I'm a person like this, Joe. If you're doing it, I can't hate on that. You're doing it. You do a really good job at it. You you're doing late night and all that type of shit. I respect that. But it stopped with the same. You can't clown me. You can't clown me. I'm not a you. You can't clown me. You're giving people asses for Christmas presents. Giving people asses. You didn't know this, Joe? No. Charlamagne, you didn't. Joe, you didn't know this? I didn't know this. What the fuck are you doing, man? Just busy doing other stuff. Oh, yeah, we went through this again, right? I forgot we went through this with spitting 16 too. I'm sorry. But this is different, like giving away fake asses. No, no, no. Now you, okay, can I play in this scenario? Yeah. Before you see this video. Okay. Right. And I'm not trying to say anybody's gay, but sometimes people are real comfortable. Comfortable. Real comfortable. Okay. So if you were to come in here like this and be like, oh, Joe, good to see you, man. I haven't seen you since Holly. I got a gift for you. You'd be like, thanks, Jamie. That's nice. You'll open a box and you open up and you open it. And then as Jamie gave you this as a gift. Okay, here we go. Let's open it. Let's see. What is this? Now this is friends. Is that a rubber ass? What is that? Look, Joe. Oh, he made a mold of his ass. Right. Oh, okay. That's funny. That. It's kind of funny. By how long? For a little bit. Even how long? Like just as ridiculous thing. But then, Amy goes and put his finger in the booty hole. Well, you know, you do what you got to do. You want to get a lot out. What the fuck are you talking about, man? I don't care. Really? No. Okay. All right. All right. You're comfortable. You would be comfortable. I didn't know about the balls. What the fuck? Maybe this is the wrong show. So is that, would you, is that an exact mold or did you just like give them a picture? See, that's important. See, see, Joe. Like porn star to do that. Here it is. You know that that's what they do. And guess what, Joe? And this is what I try to sell. You really appreciate it. That's white boy humor right there. You love that, Joe. It's not my favorite thing. It's not your favorite thing. I'm not going to lie to you. It's not my favorite thing. It's not your favorite thing, but that's a humor you can respect. I can't respect that. That's what you're telling me. Like, dude, I teabagged tubes my whole life. No, I have never done that. But what they're doing is that's unnecessary. Exactly. Unnecessary and rude. And this, okay. And no one likes it like that anyway. Oh my God. Oh my God. This is just set up. That's the thing that with porn stars, man, they get paid to get like molds of their body and then dudes. So you're trying to say Charlamagne is a porn star? That's how they make those. I don't know why there's a hole. Okay, Joe, I don't know how the fuck they made that one, but don't bring it to my interview and don't keep putting it in my fucking face. Is that fair? I don't know. Just think about this. Why is there a hole? If it's a mold of your ass, the only reason why there's a hole is they put it there. They put a place where you can stick something in. Exactly, Joe. And the point I'm making, Joe, is that that's not what you gift your man. I understand. I understand what you're saying. I understand your position. I know you're going to know how to break it down a hole as in the anal camera. I wouldn't do it either. I wouldn't do it either. That's not what I'm saying. And then would you be sketchy of a guy and then fill it up with cream? What is that? They're polishing it? They're polishing it. Look, that's DJ Envy. He's got a family, Joe. He's got a family, Joe. No, he's got a family and a dope son that's like, Envy's a great father. When you're there, go for it. Once you've already got the party rolling, you're fingering a rubber butt. Oh, come on, man. Why not fry it with cocoa butter? I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. What did you got to do? So you don't think... Okay, now, okay. I wouldn't want that. So here's the thing. You wouldn't want somebody to give me that? I wouldn't want to be there. I wouldn't want to have to deal with it when I got to the thing. You don't want to be around to talk to motherfuckers and think that's funny. I don't want to be fingering it. No, I don't. No. Now you're going to understand the my position. I understand. The point I'm making is that I know that's your thing, the booty stuff. You guys have fun. Y'all have fun doing it. I am not of that place or space. You're not into fingering rubber butts in front of people on camera. I get it. And then they went back and forth. Son, they went back and forth. They had to keep doing the corny jokes. And the last time I went up there, I knew... I already knew what he was going to do. He was going to try to do a joke. You know those horns they take to soccer matches? Yeah. I went to the breakfast club with a bag full of them motherfuckers. And every time he says something, I drive it like this. Jesus. I shut him down. He couldn't talk, right? Then I'm shaking it like... I'm like this. I got the motherfuckers like this. The Freon is freezing my hand, right? I'm shaking it. I'm like, uh-uh. And then my shit went dead. Then he said, yeah, motherfucker, you ain't got no more spray. I went right in my bag, Joe, and I got another clip. I knew you would like that part more than anything. I clipped up on his ass. I was using windage. You know what windage is on the gun, right? I was using... And I tore his ass up. And I'm smoking him. Then they still want to do the jokes. They still want to do the jokes. Then they like this. Joe, they won't stop, Joe. These niggas won't stop, Joe. They still won't stop, right? These motherfuckers won't stop. I'm telling you, Joe. So now they're like, oh, yeah, your interview is over. We're going to leave, guys. They get up. And leave you there. And leave me there. That's a joke. What'd you do? Take over the radio show? Joe, I would imagine you would do. It was about to go down. They said, we'll leave. I was like, the fuck out of here. Angela Yee, that's my girl. Yee stayed. Angela Yee said, they said, you going? Angela is like, no, I'm going to stay. They left the room. Me and Angelina, now, the interview, I kind of wanted them to give me the series interview, whatever. Me and Angelina, they clicked right into the series interview. The motherfuckers bust back in. Hey, what are you doing? I'm like, no, nigga, y'all done. Go. And they keep on fucking with me, Joe. You know I'm sensitive, Joe. You know I'm sensitive. You know I'm sensitive, Joe. You know I'm sensitive, Joe. You know I'm sensitive, Joe. The look on your face, they keep on fucking with me, Joe. They keep, Joe. They keep on. Is this going to be like Tiger King? I ain't going to jail fucking with them motherfuckers. I can tell you that shit. It's not going to be, but now it's like, it's fun. Every time I got an opportunity, it's so much fun. Let me show you. I got to just show you. This is, I have an arsenal. I have an arsenal of shit, son. Hold on. How does humor be making these joints? Look, hold on, hold on. Beardy humor? Yeah, that's my guy. Look at these headlines. Beardy humor. He's so dope. Look at that. Did you know this story? Uh, Jussie Smollett allegedly had sex with his attacker at Chicago Bathhouse. And then it's him. And it's who? Jussie? Who else? Oh, that looks like you photoshopped Charlamagne's face. I didn't photoshopped Charlamagne's shit. That was him, son. It's the same. It's a terrible photoshop. That's not a terrible photoshop. And he's got a MAGA hat on. You got the message. You got the message. That's the type of venom I'll continue to spin on. He's probably thinking that's funny. He does. That's hilarious. How could you not? How could you not? Because I'm towards that. I don't want to. Yeah, but I will say, people ask, and the thing about, everywhere I go, people are like, yo, the breakfast is gone. They be fucking with you, son. They be fucking with you, son. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. 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