Joe Rogan Talks About Ralphie May

Hello freak bitches. That was a good little joint. I remember Ralphie May, rest in peace. We were supposed to meet Ralphie there and Ralphie showed up an hour later. And we were like, what the fuck Ralphie? We look in the backseat and he had like 13 boxes, those jalapeno poppers from Jack in the Box. Oh my God. He just had gone off on jalapeno poppers. I got jalapeno poppers. Poor Ralphie. When he had his stomach stapled and when he had his stomach stapled, for some reason he couldn't eat meat. Like there's something about the operation they did. It made him have a real issue with meat, but he still loved to cook it. So he used to barbecue. We went over his house once and he's a fucking killer cook. He's got some barbecue sauce, baby, big baby barbecue sauce. I went to his house and he cooked like this whole thing and he got to eat meat. Was he eating meat at the time? Oh yeah. He got his staples removed. I mean, he did himself. He doesn't eat a lot of fashionway. He just ate a lot of meat. He just ate right through those staples. Yeah. He had this idea that he was going to lose all this weight. And it did kind of work for like a couple of days. Well, the problem was he was so big that like if he said he lost weight, like you're like, okay, how much? You know, he could say he lost a hundred pounds and you'd be like, um, I believe you. It's hard to tell, you know, it's like you couldn't. But imagine like how strong his legs must have been. Oh, the strongest feet in the business. Like that guy could probably kick through a fucking building. You think about it like if he if he's carrying around 500 pounds, imagine if I took you and I threw 300 pounds of weights on your back, you, you're just walking around with 300 pounds everywhere you go. I wouldn't be able to do it. Like I lift weights all the time and I wouldn't be able to do it. I'd be like, what the fuck, man? He would walk everywhere. Buster Wallace giving us Kool-Aid. He had those calves, you know, those fat dude calves. They did develop this. But if you could like look at the musculature in his legs, I bet if you get through all the fat in his arms, his arms like normal sized arms, but I bet he had some jacked fucking Lee Haney quads. Yeah. I would imagine.