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Brian Redban is a stand-up comic, producer, co-host of the podcast and live-streaming YouTube show "Kill Tony," founder of the Deathsquad podcast network, and a co-owner of the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin. www.deathsquad.tv
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Hello freak bitches. Cun? No. Cabo. Tomato hornworms. Fear fact, here's me. It squirted out. Just chewing up a god damn storm. Man, this is when Fear Factor was awesome. Here's the thing is, man, if I met this dude right now today, I'd go home. I love this show. If I saw that dude today, I'd be like, nice to meet you. I don't remember medium. That's so great. My memory is such dog shit. Wow. My memory is pretty good for normal stuff, but I think I've seen too much. All these people, I don't know who these people are. This is when I obviously met them. That dude is going to town though. Look at him. This is when Fear Factor was amazing. Yeah, Ludacris, man, call me. I'll give you some tips. Did we talk about it? It's like one of those stunts, it's like, oh no, you're going to get your cell phone wet. I don't want to get myself home. Is that real? No. I swear it's that. They're on a budget. Yeah. Luda might have ate up that budget. Just on that Fast and the Furious gig, money, you know, he's stuck in that world with the Tyreese and the Rock and all those guys in their franchise. Did we talk about Tyreese and the Rock feuding? Oh my God. Did we talk about it yesterday? Yeah, we mentioned it off air, but we didn't talk about it. I had no idea. I was on YouTube looking at something else. I was looking at some automobile thing and I saw the Rock and then I saw the Rock dissin' Tyreese and I was like, this is real. And I went to it and the, no, it's real. They apparently, Tyreese talked a bunch of shit about the Rock and the Rock did a review of Tyreese's album. But they're also in a movie right now together. Doesn't matter. He doesn't like it. It's coming out because the Rock made a deal to make a spinoff sequel to the Fast and the Furious franchise that's not involving anyone that's in the Fast and the Furious. And they're mad. Tyreese is like splitting up the family, which means nobody wants to go see a goddamn Tyreese movie. That's the real problem. Yeah, I'm on Team Rock. Whatever he wants. I love the Rock. Me too. He's the sweetheart of a guy if you meet him in person too. Oh, you got to meet him? Yeah, he's great. A Tate did a movie with him. Jumanji. He's a fucking great guy, like a legitimately great guy. And he inspires the shit out of me. You know, a lot of people think that meathead stuff like in the gym, like push harder, get it done. You know, all work, all play, all day. You know, like all that crazy. I find him inspirational. I don't care if it's, I don't care if it's simpleton stuff. I think he's great. I love him. Yeah, what do you got? Give me some volume. I just wrapped a phenomenal workout here in the Iron Paradise. Got after it. Hardcore. Hardest workers in the room. It's how we do it. The number one question that I'm asked everywhere I go around the world is always, how is it that I stay so motivated? What are the motivating factors in my life that keep me in this psychological space? Number one will be gratitude. I try and find a way to be grateful for every single thing I have every single day. Wins, losses, loved ones, you name it. My life wasn't always this way. It was much different many moons ago. So these days I'm grateful to the bone for everything. The other thing is hunger. You always hear people say, well, it's about being number one, about being at the top. Or how about this? You're always going to find somebody out there who's going to work harder. Well, I don't know that. That might be bullshit, but I know no one is going to be hungrier than I am. And I try and find a way to be grateful. So I hope that helps. It's two o'clock in the morning. If you're watching this, you better be doing something productive and not freaky shit. Well, you could go do some freaky shit. Saturday night. I need a little editing. But I like the point. No, no, no. It's inspirational. But all that saying about gratitude, that's real. That's legit. And who fucking works harder than that guy? He's always on a new TV show. He's got 10 movies, juggling at the same time, probably sleeps two hours a night. Look at him. I could do without all these pictures of people hopping in private jets, though. I get it. You're rich. The private jet thing to me is just... That's a weird form of selfie, you know? Like the private gym photos I get, but the private jet photos. Who's the guy that faked the private jet? Oh, Lil Bow Wow. Lil Bow Wow? What are you doing, Lil Bow Wow? Lil Bow Wow. That's a meme now, isn't it? Yeah. Like people pretending to little Bow Wow things? What's funny is, nowadays... That's so funny that someone on the plane busted him. Thanks for watching!