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Steven Tyler is a singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, best known as the lead-singer of Aerosmith. He is also the subject of new documentary called "Steven Tyler: Out On a Limb" available to stream on demand.
Not necessarily stone, but beautiful. Meanwhile, you walk on stage and go, Fuck me. These edibles. I walk in here and go, Fuck me. I didn't do my nails. But you used to... And these edibles. You used to do all kinds of crazy shit. What do you mean? Drugs? Drug-wise. Well, you fuck yeah. Of course. Well, yeah. Well, while you were being born, I was walking around New York City with John Belushi. Knocking on everybody's door to get some blow. I mean, we were good friends. It's what you did back then. I believed that in the spirit of music was... Think of it this way. Why do you think they're called blue spirits? And when you listen to your favorite song, you want to fuck your wife. I think that spirits, you know, wherever it takes you, whatever feeling it is, whatever... When I went to Muscle Shoals, I put my hand on the wood. I felt the room because I knew that Little Richard stood right in front of me. Right. All I gotta do is close my eyes and go back in time for a second. You know, I did a song with... Roots Rock Reggae! Played the funky music and it was... Shit. See, I don't have a long-term memory. Who did that song? Come on, help me. Played that funky music, white boy? No. Roots Rock Reggae. Roots Rock Reggae. Who's the best reggae artist of all time? Bob Marley. Bob Marley. Okay, his son calls me up and goes, you gotta do the song. I go in, they put on the two-inch tape, the Oxide, the old-fashioned two-inch tape, and I'm in there ready to sing, right? And they start rolling and I'm listening. I got everything turned up and I hear Bob walk into the studio. I hear the drummer sit down at the drum set and his stool squeaks. Any farts, no. But you can hear him pick up sticks. You hear the bass player fucking around with his bass and talking to Bob Marley, what you fucking... What you feeling? Are you feeling it today, Marley? And I'm in the room with Bob Marley. So what is spirit if that's not it? I made them play that back again for me because I just closed my eyes and you're in the room with Bob Marley. Well, there's certainly something, right? When you hear a song, a great song from the past and you get goosebumps and you just feel it inside of you. There's something. You get moved. But what does that have to do with booze? I think booze is called spirits because it puts you in that place. Phoney. It releases some inhibition. It releases an inhibition. It's also a great truth serum, isn't it? It is, but is it false or is it just that it just gets abused? I think it's not false, exactly. It makes you say things you wish you didn't. Then you go, I was lying. I'm only fucking around. Well, you could be in love for a moment. Bitch, you know, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Oh, that stuff. That's... I thought you meant the nice things. Tell me you've never done blow. I've never done blow. Ever. No, unfortunately. You don't drink either. I drink. Okay, cool. Yeah. When I was growing up, my friend's cousin sold blow and I saw disastrous results and I was scared off of it when I was very young. Wow, good for you. Then I had some friends that, as a real older, had blow problems. So I never touched it. See, you're one of them, man. That's beautiful. Yeah. That's your normie. Normie in some ways, but I've done a lot of different drugs. Believe me, like you said in that last documentary. Just joking. You were fathers from the normie. Well, my normie compared to some people. It's smart that you thought not to do that. Yeah. It just seems like one that I would like too much. Yeah. You know, it's one of the reasons why I never fucked with speed either. I feel like I'd be like, now I can get things done. Yeah, but you drink coffee, don't you? Yeah, but it's mild. The coffee doesn't really... That is fucking mild. This man is just mild. What is it? Chameleon? What changes your fucking skin into another color? This is a cold brew. Cold brew coffee. It's just coffee. I mean, this is really not that. It's not coffee. It's called Lucky Jack Nitro Cold Brew Coffee. You might as well just stick this in your arm. I don't think so. Really? I mean, I don't know because I've never stuck anything like that in my arm. Neither have I. I'm just saying. I have a feeling that it's not that. It's pretty strong. Actually, it's probably not like what I make in the morning is like, cone of coffee. I love cone of coffee. And I fill that fucker to the top. It's so dark that when you pour it, you can't see through the stream. That's when you know you're going on Joe Rogan and going to spew some shit. Some real shit. Oh fuck. Some hot lava. Hot lava. From Kona. So we did that song. We did Brown Sugar. Me and Nuno Betancourt. And we got all the players from way back then, the horn sections, got girls to sing it. It's just going to be Bobby Womack sat in that room. And he did, you know, I used to love you, but it's all over now. That was that day. Marvin Gaye. I'm in this room with all his tape. So if you're a musician, you feel the vibes. If you're comedic and you go to the comedy store, you feel like you're walking around in placenta. Right? Yeah. There's not a recording spot for comedians. You know, you guys have a bunch of performing spots, but you also have recording spots. We only really have performing spots. Yeah, that's cool. We record in those performing spots. But I'm performing. Yeah. I mean, I go into... I just had these on last night, fixing the lyrics. And when you have them on, you're listening to the track. It's just, it's something you can't explain. Nobody understands that. And it's akin to tripping on acid. It's akin to being drunk and sucking face with a girl and making out with her. It's akin to watching your kids be born. It's an elevated experience. It's way elevated. And if you buy it and you push the top floor like I do, way past the penthouse. Boom. Well, I know you do it. That's why I'm reading this off. This is a day. This is a month. Well, whatever it is, and also you've been doing this a long time. This is like a life... I mean, the reason why you don't have any memory is because you probably filled all your hard drive space with crazy experiences. Well said. You know? I have forgotten more than most people could ever remember. How could you not? How the fuck could you remember everything you've ever done? Go talk to a farmer about some shit that happened in the 50s. Oh, that was the day that Carol wouldn't give us milk. They remember. Well, there's two things going on here. I'm surrounded by people that always remind me. That's good too. You got a good team. Yeah. And sometimes I got to be on, like live on the Tonight Show. This thing I did, was it with that beautiful blonde? Entertainment Tonight. Entertainment Tonight. It was... I just watched it back. I thought, that's the best interview I think I've ever done. Because she looked me squirreling eyes. She was beautiful. She asked just right questions. And was just perfect.