Joe Rogan - Steven Tyler Carries a Switchblade At All Times

Just like me on stage at night when the night is just right. You know what I'm saying? I feel ya. Dude, you look fucking fantastic for 70. Can I just tell you? I found out you were 70 and I was like, holy shit. You look really good. Your skin looks amazing. And here I was again. Why thank you. It really does. Thanks. And I walk around like this and wonder why everybody's fucking taking pictures and busting my chops. Walking through the airport, I actually have a t-shirt that says, go fuck yourselfy. Oh. Because you're walking with the dogs, you're walking with the girl, and they come over and want to stop and take a selfie or something. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for that. It's good living. Is that what it is? Well, I don't know. I spent 30 years of it on drugs and drunk, so. Maybe the crystal helped you. I think so. That's it. Might have done something. Yeah. How long have you been carrying that thing around? I don't. It lives in my house. I have one I do keep in my pocket, which is not here today. Oh. What is that? You better switch place. Jesus Christ. Joe Perry and I got a thing. We just collect knives, man. We're just, you know, I'm such a country boy. And when I did Idol every night, when I walked out on stage and went, be-dee-be-dee-be-dee-be-dee-be-dee. And I'm walking next to J. Lo and Randy. My knife was right in my pocket. In case someone jumps you. In the end, it says one thing. No, open my fan mail. Oh, okay. Yeah. Switch plate to open fan mail. It's fun. It's a cool thing. It's fun. I don't often carry it, but I think it's a cool thing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't often carry it, but I thought because I think you're so fucking cool that I would bring a couple of cool things from my house. You know, I'm just like that. Oh, thank you. I'm one of those guys that want to leave the house. I say goodbye house. Remember, I got a son and three daughters. Right. So, and I know after watching, what was your last? Triggered. Triggered that you got a bunch of kids too. And it starts wearing off on you. I see. I think it's a beautiful thing. I think it's a beautiful thing too. You're three girls. Yes. I have three girls. I have three girls, three daughters. Oh, it will happen to you. I do too. Oh yeah. You're a legit eccentric. Like there's some people that pretend to be eccentric. You're like a legit one. I am. And I love it. In fact, I love me. It's good to love you. More than that. I love us. I love us too. I love us. I say that all the time. I'm super happy about this. I'm so fucking excited. I got seriously, I got to ask you, what the fuck do you eat for breakfast? How did you get so fucking smart? Oh, I'm not that smart. I just remember things. Okay, because I- There's a difference. There's a difference between being smart and just remembering a lot of shit. Okay. You remember things. Yeah, I'm not that smart. Well, remembering things is huge. It helps. It certainly helps. Yeah, but what is smart, right? Smart is like, can you solve equations? Can you figure things out that other people can't figure out? Do you know things other people don't know? No. I just remember shit that smart people have already figured out. But you accumulate situations. I accumulate. You know what's like Jimi Hendrix saying, you know, you experience. You're experiential. So if you remember those things over and over, you're going to become a wizard. You're a wizard. You're so good. Thank you. That's your question. Thank you.