Joe Rogan | Parkinson's Drug Turned Man Into a Gay Sex & Gambling Addict

Do you got a bunch of them? I had HPV that goes away. I got married. How does it go away? HPV goes away. No, you still have. It does. You shoot a dirty load into someone, you can give it to them still. Well, I think I believe I could be, I could have got bad info from my ENT. Pretty sure you did. I had... Pretty sure you keep that shit for life. Can we look this up over here? I think HPV does go away if you stop having sexual intercourse with different people. Oh, but I think it goes away for you. But I think it's still in your blood and I think you still give it to people. Oh, interesting. Well, so don't be lying to people when you're shooting them. Well, I only have sex with one person. Jamie just put his finger up. I knew it. Just from the quick, the quick response. In most cases, HPV goes away on its own. It does not cause any health problems, but when HPV does not go away, it causes health problems like general warts and cancer. Healthcare provider can usually diagnose warts by looking at the general area. What? We'll get a fucking... Healthcare provider can usually diagnose warts by looking at them. Yeah, you can also do that. Comedians can also diagnose warts. You go, oh, that's a dickwort. Interesting. Yeah, I had that. I went to Planned Parenthood who do more than abortions. They'll take your warts right off. They put a little thing on there and boom. Here it says, there are currently no cure for existing HPV infection, but for most people, it'd be cleared by their own immune system and there are treatments available for the symptoms it can cause. You can get the HPV vaccine. Oh, they have a vaccine now. That's only for young people that work too old. I've got problems apparently. Caused the problems? Yeah, yeah. What does it do? I don't know exactly. What did it do to you? Don't lie. I did not get it. You got it, bro. It just started giving it out recently, I think in the last like, maybe less than 10 years. But you gotta be, yeah, you gotta get it like before you're 18. What makes you really horny? That'd be ideal, right? I don't know. If it cures it. I guess, if it cures it. But I had that, but so it does go away. Did you ever hear about, there's a story about a drug called Reequip. It was a medication for Parkinson's disease. And Galaxo Smith Kline lost a judgment in court. I think it was in the tune of $600,000 American. Because it turned a guy into a gay sex and gambling addict. All he wanted to do was hook up with guys online and gamble. And, but listen, I know it sounds crazy. But they lost the lawsuit. Like a pharmaceutical drug company lost the lawsuit and the jury awarded this guy more than a half a million dollars. How did he prove that all he wants to do is fuck guys? That's a good question. But they did. They proved it to the point where this guy won money. Because he never had any problems like this before. Took his Parkinson's medication and it just short circuited his brain. He started sucking dick and rolling the dice. I'm gonna sue Starbucks. I've been drinking their tea and now I want to get K-Mon. K-Mon? They can't prove I don't want to be K-Comedon. Something about their tea. It's not organic. There's a fucking round up in their tea. Yeah, something's up. But I want some loads. Well, they're starting to pass out lawsuits against glyphosate. Speaking of that, round up, that fucking, that shit, $2 billion and another guy got $5 million. Well, he needs a better lawyer. Because his lawyer got him $5 million. The other people's lawyers got him billions. What's the drug? Oh, it's not a drug. It's a round up. It's that weed killer shit. Monsanto weed killer. Oh, I see. Yeah, it gives people cancer. And they're finally passing down these massive judgments against Monsanto. Wow. Yeah, the weight of it all. See, Monsanto jury hits Monsanto with $2 billion judgment. But there was that one, and then there was another one for $5 plus million. That guy's got to be pissed right now. How the fuck did I only get $5 million? Now, $2 billion, is that exact? Or are they rounding up? Ah! Hot dog! Hot dog! Count it. You should open with that tonight at the improv. I will. On Hollywood. Hey, folks. You hear about this thing called Roundup? Most people don't even know what it is. No, that's like serious GMO haters. They're people that are like super organic, and they don't want any pesticides in their food. That's one thing that people need to understand if you're buying vegetables and you eat a lot of vegetables. It's very good for you. But man, there is a lot of fucking pesticides out there. This is what's bumming me out. The more I do, because I always just ate garbage or whatever without thinking about it. Now, the more I research I do, the more I'll read about... Because I like to read health benefits of the food I'm eating while I'm eating it, because it makes it feel like, ah, all right, I'm doing something good. But then everyone at the bottom of the page, like, if you eat too much broccoli, you'll shit your blood or whatever. There's always something. Or there's pesticides or whatever the fuck. Absolutely. .