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Joe List is a stand-up comic and co-host, along with Mark Normand, of the "Tuesdays with Stories!" podcast. His latest special, "Enough for Everybody," is now available on YouTube.www.comedianjoelist.com
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People ask you, why don't you have a take on this? Why haven't you tweeted about this? Right. Like, there was the Christchurch massacre happened and I was reading about it and I was like, God damn, this is fucking crazy. And I'm reading about this and this guy was a white nationalist and he said hi to Pewdie Pie before he went and killed all his people. I'm like, what the fuck? Like what is this? And then I never checked my mentions and then I just was, because I was on Twitter looking at all this stuff, I saw something that led to something that someone tagged me and then I looked at my mentions for a second and like, how come you're not talking about Christchurch, you racist piece of shit? It just happened. And I don't have a take. Like what the fuck am I supposed to say? Rest in peace? Like what does anyone want you to say when a massacre happens? This was horrible. Everybody knows it's horrible. Yeah, it's a weird thing now. If you don't denounce something, then you're on board. You're supporting it. And you're like, I'm just trying to live my life. Well with me, there's been situations with just talking to people. Like they don't want you talking to certain people because those people are right wing or those people, and if, oh, you must be secretly right wing. I'm not. I tell you I'm not. Like why don't you believe me? It's a weird thing. I'm a liberal guy. I always call myself a 90s liberal. Before everything went sideways. Yeah, yeah, I'm not like whatever woke is happening. Yeah, yeah. I'm a, you know, yeah. Alyssa Milano's calling for a sex strike. Yeah, I saw that. I don't think that's going to work out well. That's what you do when no one wants to fuck you anymore. You start saying crazy shit like we're going to have a sex strike. Ladies, you're going to hold out. Like that, and Tim Poole had the best take on that. He's saying so men who agree with you won't get laid. Right. Like what? It doesn't even make any sense. But the idea that it's the same thing we're talking about earlier. They've lumped men into this category. Like women are going to go on strike until we respect their reproductive rights in Georgia. First of all, it's just Georgia. You want to strike for the whole country that's not going to help Georgia. I don't know if you understand voting, but that's not how it works. There's state politics, local politics. Second of all, most men don't have anything to do with this. It's not like we have men meetings where we get together and say, hey, we've got to stop these women from exercising their reproductive rights. So you're punishing a bunch of people that have nothing to do with this because we also have penises. What's the thought process there? But it's such an obvious virtue signal. It's so obvious that this is like pussy hats. The women's mark. We're going to do this. We're going to sex strike and a bunch of our friends are probably like, yeah, this is going to work. This is not how to handle things. It's not us. I've never voted against women's reproductive rights. So if you're telling my wife she can't fuck me because if she does, she's not down for the cause. What, your orc is trading everyone's sex life? That's crazy. It's just going to make people angry at you. It's a little strange. I'm like, I think that guy's an asshole. Can I still get laid? I think he stinks. No, you can't. Abortion is such a fucking creepy subject too because it's such a minefield. Like if you're a man and you even talk about it, like first of all, why are you talking about it? It has nothing to do with you. It's a woman's right to choose and a woman's body. Like, okay, I get it. Yes. But it's a thing. So if it's a thing, you're allowed to talk about a thing. And this thing happens to be a fetus that could become a Joe List or a Jamie Vernon or a Joe Rogan or who the fuck. It's going to be a person. Who is Jamie Vernon? That guy right there. Oh, hey, Jamie. Young Jamie. So that if as the fetus grow, it will become a person. Now I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to terminate the pregnancy. I'm not saying that, but that is what it is. It is. It's going to be a person. And to pretend anything else, it's like they don't, no one wants you to discuss it that way. Like no one wants you to say that this is a viable offspring. It's going to be a person someday. No one wants you to say that. It's just a, there's code words like a woman's right to choose. It's like these, these ways of describing it, which I agree with. I'm not a pro-life person or pro-choice person, but when it gets to be like five months old. And then people are saying, well, that's just a woman's right to choose. Okay. Okay. It is. It is. It is. But that's a baby now. But that thing could live outside the womb. But isn't there, um, isn't that law? I haven't read that much. Is it Georgia law? But isn't, I don't know the Georgia law, but like this thing with now, the late term, isn't that specifically if the baby or mother is in danger? No, no, not everywhere. In some places it is. In some places it's not. In some places you just have the right to have an abortion up until a certain amount of time. And I think it varies. I don't think there's a federal guidelines. I think that's one of the reasons why Georgia just instituted this six week thing. Their thing is, um, the moment the child has a heartbreak, a heartbeat, and that apparently is six weeks in. Right. But sometimes people don't even find out they're pregnant until seven, eight, nine weeks in. And they're saying they have to carry the baby. Yeah. It's a fucking minefield. Yeah. It's a hard, and like many subjects, uh, people want it to be just kind of black and white. Yeah. But we need to have a sex strike to suit this out. Yeah. That's what it is. Girls, we're going to go on a sex strike. Women read that and we're like, yeah, none. I'm on zero. Not many. Maybe a few thousand. A few crazy bitches just out of their fire. And a few men like, yes, please take it away from me. Please let me show my virtue. Let me show my virtue. Yeah. I imagine it's a small amount. Imagine being her husband. She's like, we're going on a sex strike. That's it. Sex strike. And he sees the fucking, the Twitter post and she made a poster for it. Like with the little fucking pink ribbon and shit. Like good Christ. He's probably like, it just, he's probably talking to his lawyer like what? Okay. What would I lose? Okay. If we left, if I left right now, like how much would I have to pay? Like what if she can test that? Okay. And then how much of the legal fees? All right. How many, what is like an average amount of time you have to spend in court? It's all men. They all did it. No sex for any man until we get our rights. Well, it's a very similar. I mean, isn't that the mindset of racism? Yes. Exactly. It's a very similar mindset of like, oh, someone was murdered. These six guys on the train were yelling at me. Exactly. No more Latinos on the train. Yeah. A hundred percent. It's the same things, generalizations. And the idea that you have anything to do with other males and it's even crazier than racism because it's like the whole gender. It's the whole gender. It's like not, not just like just white guys suck. No, it's like fucking everybody sucks. Nobody gets any pussy. Right. Until we sort this out. Yeah. But do you think maybe a part of it is just that. What is this, Jamie? Oh, this is Bridget. My friend Bridget Fadacy. Oh, that's hilarious. She said someone tell Alyssa Milano's husband to call me. But you know what's funny is. She liked it. Yeah, she liked it. Alyssa Milano liked it. Well, it's a good joke. She's got it. She's funny. Bridget Fadacy is very funny. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. 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