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Brian Redban is a stand-up comic, producer, co-host of the podcast and live-streaming YouTube show "Kill Tony," founder of the Deathsquad podcast network, and a co-owner of the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin. www.deathsquad.tv
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There was one story that I was reading about where these fucking guys were working during construction in Maine and they rented a house. And the neighbors had decided that these people might have the corona. And so they've been there since September. They've been in the fucking town since September working on a construction site. They chopped a tree down and blocked their fucking driveway and threatened them with guns. They have to quarantine them. They're forcing them to quarantine. Look at this. Group of local vigilantes tried to forcibly quarantine out of towners. That's Maine for you. That's fuck. That's Maine for you. Dude, Maine is a strange place. It's a strange place. You ain't never seen drunk. Oh, God. You never seen drunk. You seen like a bar in Bangor. Most people could throw down and they're all in that, you know, they're in that brutal, brutal, brutal, cold, brutal, cold for a long time. They went to the mainland, were targeted because of a license plate when they arrived back in Vinal Haven. Vinal Haven. An exchange between roommates and some local residents apparently didn't go well, she said, adding that a group of local vigilantes decided to take matters into their own hands and barricade these guys into their rental property. Oh, God. Mrs. McDonald called the commotion a tremendous waste of resources, noting that it had drawn a response from several officials. So silly. But that's Maine. There's a lot of dummies up there. A lot of nice people. Don't get me wrong, but you know, there's a lot of dummies up there. They call maniacs and they get real mad if you make fun of Maine. I had a guy screaming at me. I was telling Maine jokes in Maine. And he was screaming. He was standing up and he was an old dude to point at me screaming like he really identified with Maine. And I was trying to understand. I go, I go, do you identify with Maine? You think I'm talking about you? What's going on here, man? Why you mad? I was making fun of the number of people that were shot by deer in Maine. Shot by deer. Or shot hunting deer and mistaken for a deer. Sorry. Shot by a deer. That's hilarious. And I was making this joke about it like, I mean, how many fucking people live here? And this guy got a fucking name here screaming at me. I was like, whoa, buddy, these are just jokes. It doesn't make this a lot better, but this thing in Maine, it's a spare. It's a small island town. Oh, even worse. They're fucking trying to keep this weather saying get back to the mainland. I was like, why are they saying mainland? Because they're thinking someone came over there with the cooties. Yeah. But those guys have been there since September. She is. These people are just idiots.