Joe Rogan on Jason Derulo’s Instagram NSFW Pic

Twat, here it goes. A woman's genitals! That's the second one. A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious is number one. A woman's genitals, I mean, who says, stick it in my twat? Like during sex? That would be a nightmare. Because what's after that? Like where do you go from there if that's what you open with? When a girl says put it in my comments, it's got to be jarring. Yeah, I'd be like, where am I having sex with a woman? That's jarring. Like what is, what are you saying? Why are you saying it like that? Manly cock is so aggressive. And sometimes you have to, but you can't say penis. Right. Yeah. Put your penis in me. Yeah. Right. I used to do a bit about the word cock. It sounds like it's wearing a sombrero and carrying a gun. Because it's cock. Oh, it's just like, it sounds manly. The word cock is a fucking manly word. Like penis. Sliz? It's too, it's too soft. It's penis. It's because- I can't get you my penis. Can I put my penis in your sliz? Yeah, it's like, what do you think of my penis? What? What do you think of my penis? I like it, I like my penis. Peanuts? I like my penis. It's just like also vagina. Actually- Like a girl says my vagina, we think of my- It's too clinical. It is, but it's okay. Because it's like, you could have like, you could, a girl can say that, I think. I think rising- Easier. I think sending a girl a dick pic, and I know I'm opening a floodgate with this, but try not to be an animal about it, folks. If you send a girl an unrequited dick pic, you just write, what do you think about my penis? She's gonna have such a mixed back emotions. No one gets more dick pics than Whitney. I told her that she needs to write like a book and publish all these, just blur out everybody's face and publish all these dick pics. And blur out the dicks. She shares us- No, leave the dicks. She shares them to us in this group text that I'm in with her. She'll like, it's me and Delia and Swartzin, and she'll send us these pictures that these guys send her. And she'll be like, you gotta write a book. This is so crazy. You gotta write a book. Have you seen this? There's so many. There's an app that blurs out part of the picture to make it look like your dick has been blurred out. Oh, interesting. It's awesome. So it makes it look like your dick's hanging out. Like if you're just sitting there and then it'll just put a blurry thing next to your leg. Did you see that one dude that they took down his photo on Instagram, and all he was doing, he was wearing shorts, just a really muscular gentleman with a large hog, and he was wearing shorts. And they were like, like boxer briefs. And his dick was so big that you could see it in the boxer briefs. So Instagram took down his fucking photo. No, that's not cool. A dick in briefs. As per restriction, it is shrouded, and it should be, it should stand. Shrouted, good way to put it. Yeah, and it should stand. You are on point with the vocabulary in this podcast. Sorry about the famous Jason Derulo. Yes. Oh, that, yes. Wait, I'm taking my hat off. I didn't mean like- Did you see it? I didn't see this. No, I just like Googled it. Jason, and dude, the guy's got a big hog. He's a very well-built gentleman all around, very muscular and handsome with a large hog. Put the photo up. Yeah, put the photo up right now. Eliza Grace drool over there. Fucking do it, bro. So look at this, look at this gentleman. First of all, what does this guy do? He's a singer, dancer. He's going to be in the new cats. That's what he does? He's going to be in the new cats? How the fuck is a guy that manly in the- Jason Derulo. That doesn't make sense. But anyway, you can see by the outline of the hog- Oh my God. That's quite a hog. Look at that. But you know what? It's not terribly- You got to look for it. It's not terribly prominent. You got to look for it. It's not- He's not even- You should not have had that taken down. What is he going to do? You got a problem because he's got a big dick? Is that really what's getting it taken down? Who complained? Some asshole. He should put it back and just blur it out. He did. Did he put it back? Yeah. Did he blur it? I don't know. He should just put it back the way it is, really. No, it's fine. He should protest it. He should. It's nonsense. I got no problem with that. The guy's shredded with a large hog. Shredded with a large hog. Yeah, he's shredded with a large hog. It's the American dream. It is the American dream. You're shitting on the American dream, Instagram. You're un-American if you don't like a shrouded hog. He did cover it up. What did he do? Pixelated it? He put a big cat back. He put another dick over it. He put a subway there. So is this better? That's way better. He put a subway sandwich there. That's fucking hilarious. He should be congratulated on his physique as well. That's some long hours in the gym right there. That is some high weight, low rep commitment. Yeah, 100%. That dude is working out. That dude's working out. That's doing shit and showing his hog. What is the problem, folks? Is that why we're scared of hogs behind cloth? Also, who says social media has to be a bastion of purity? Yeah, right. Twitter's not. It's a garbage wasteland. I love Twitter for that. Twitter shows all kinds of fucking and sucking and chaos. Maybe because Facebook owns it. I don't know. Probably, yeah. I think they just don't want porn on it. They don't want porn and most of the really violent images are hidden. You have to click on it to click through. I'm okay with that because I follow a lot of nature accounts and maybe today I don't want to see a baby seal club. It's good to know that those images are there so it's present in your mind. Define porn. Is that porn? If it's dick or smaller? Right there, no. That guy's not porn. That's not porn. 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