Joe Rogan Learns About Deranged Sex Change Doctor

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Sturgill Simpson

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Sturgill Simpson is a Grammy Award-winning country music and roots rock singer-songwriter. His new album "Sound & Fury" is available now on Spotify, and the anime visual album "Sturgill Simpson presents Sound & Fury" is now streaming on Netflix.

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Do you know who Butcher Brown is? Oh yeah, we gotta have those commas. Yeah. Who's Butcher Brown? I think his first name is John. He's a doctor that did a bunch of unlicensed sex change surgeries in garages, hotels. He's on murderpedia if Jamie wants to look at that. Butcher Brown? Wow. So he did unlicensed sex change operations and people died from it? Oh yeah, while eating so many hot dogs. While eating raw hot dogs drinking coffee. Raw hot dogs. So he's eating hot dogs and cutting off dicks. It's more weird there. Everything seems to do. Yeah, keep going bro. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. He was eating raw hot dogs and cutting off dicks. That's what he does. Boo! Man. While drinking Dr. Pepper. And how many people did he... I think it was almost... I mean it was hundreds. There's like a detailed descriptive article that says... Did it work on anybody? Did everybody die? You gotta read it. If you watch Head and read that... Oh no. Why did you utter all the things to curse me with? Why put that hot dog eating sex change doctor? America's worst doctor. Well ever? I think ever. Once you read it, you have to look that up to see if that's actually... Crazy glue. You see the guy's picture and you're like, yep. Let me see his picture, Jamie. He injects silicone wherever you want it for like 200 bucks. Just like caulk? Yeah, plug it up with crazy glue until you lay down flat for two days. Oh my god. But he had a lot of business. I'm not sure I found it. Did it work on anybody? Imagine if he made one bomb ass. Look at that. Great job. He came out great once. And he's like, I'm just chasing that dragon. Every time I'm trying to get... One time I nailed it. I put the right amount of caulk in this lady's ass cheeks. Dude, it helped. It made it look better. Most of the time it looks like a disaster. I found him. You found him? Let's see what your bob looks like. I don't like to judge people based on appearances. But... Oh my god. Look at the frown on his face. He's like a caricature. That's a smile. I would not assume that guy's friendly. Homicide. Self-appointed sex change specialist. Practicing medicine without a license. Oh, he didn't even have a license. God damn it. He should make a movie about this guy and let Brian Cranston play. Sentenced to 15 years to life. Died in prison in 2010. He has a... The funny thing is, you read in here that there's another guy that's his competition. That's the second worst doctor. Or debatable. But was this guy a real doctor? No, he was a self-appointed... Right. Self-appointed, but then... I don't know. Does that mean he... Some sort of a military thyroid surgery thing? Self-appointed sex change specialist. Carried out hundreds of operations. No, don't do that folks. Renegade doctor. His place was called the... What was it called? Like the Room of Dreams? Born into a strict Mormon family. Brown was a gifted child. Oh boy. How many fucking disasters start out with that sentence? Born into a strict Mormon family. Brown was a gifted child. That's like... That's the open parts of a novel that was terribly wrong. He had a miniaturization technique for clitorises. He took the patient's penis and turned it into a clitoris. Apparently guaranteeing his client's full sexual pleasure. He presented his work at the 1973 medical conference where his technique earned him the respect of some of the world's most famous surgeons. Without surgical qualifications, Brown had to perform his operations in the most unlikely and inappropriate locations. One early patient remembers going to his office assuming he would do a checkup, but awoke from the anesthetic to discover that he had operated in the office. He turned his garage into an operating theater. And the more operations he did, the further his standard slipped. Oh no! Oh my god. Read this next paragraph. Despite the concerns of his peers, many of Brown's patients appeared to be happy. That's like if you bought a really small book, it would end right there. One of his early patients, Elizabeth, had been delighted with her surgery. But a year later, things started to go wrong. Her vagina started to tighten and close up. That's a Hemingway sentence. You wanted it tight. Brown was abandoning his patients and leaving them to other surgeons like Dr. Jack Fisher to pick up the pieces. He says, it's hard to imagine anyone worse than John Brown. He didn't care much for evaluating his patients before surgery or for post-operative care. He was totally focused on the technical procedure itself and he didn't do that very well. Jesus Christ, man. Putting some good shit out in the world. Why have you done this to us? That's a black comedy right there. You gotta do head, this, and then watch Chocking Buck. Chocking Buck? Oh, what are you doing to me, man? What is Chocking Buck and why do I not want to look? Oh, man. What the fuck are you doing, man? You want to play a game, Joe? No!