Joe Rogan & Joey Diaz on The Exorcist

Build imagination that's why when you read Silence of the Lambs and you watched a movie you got to get all everybody in that room And give them a big hug because they kept it honest They kept it real when you read William Blakely's The Exorcist and then the Exorcist has been on for the last two weeks On AMC and I've been watching bits and pieces of it, and I can't applaud it more You know who's fucking great that movie the priest that's Jackie Gleason son-in-law is it really yes Who's Jason Stu who's Jason whatever his father? He was in sleepers with with with Brad Pitt DeNiro he played the newspaper reporter. That's his fucking father But Damien Carus plays the priest that's Jackie Gleason son-in-law. He married Jackie Gleason's daughter and it's funny because last week I Was in my office typing in my wife called She was I'm gonna be home in 20 minutes with the baby So I don't know what you're doing like alright So I wanted to live in room And I turned the TV on just to be out there because I'm just gonna want to watch cartoons or whatever And I saw the exorcisms and I turned it on and dog it came on when the priest comes to the door Which if I ever bump into that director, I will take his dick out and suck it Because that's what real directing is he scared you without showing you anything Yeah, when the priest comes to the door all you see is an image from the priest and you don't see what his face looked like and It scares you but when he walks in he takes this motherfucker and the guy says to him Can I get you something? How was your trip? Can I get you something and he goes do you want some coffee? He goes no, let's do this and this guy's a psychiatrist You have to watch together this guy's a psychiatrist Not only is he a priest and he starts dropping psycho and the priest looks on goes knock it off The devil is cunning he'll attack your psychological like nobody else do not listen to him And he just breaks it down and then the guy says to him. Do you want to know the three levels of manifestation? And he looks at me goes no There's only one Satan is same Dog, it's just right there. You're like So my daughter walks in While it's on the five-year-old walks in and she sits on my lap and she's a Bible beater I don't know if you know this that mercy is a Bible beater She loves anything with God and you know, I got a little fucking thing. She gave me with Jesus a fish Yeah, mercy. My daughter's a Bible beater, even though she goes to fucking public school She'll come home and come and talk about God today. So she's watching This whole manifestation of these two priests talking about God is powerful God's gonna kill Satan And all of a sudden they walk into the room and she's sitting up and she's like My daughter caught it took her like 30 seconds to just look at me and she just ran out of the room Like she doesn't know who Satan is nothing. She just ran out of the room This is one of the scariest Movies one of the finest movies she elevates herself Comes down. What about when they so they do the first thing they walk out and what about when they walk back in and he's a doctor so he's checking her heart and she turns into the mother in the hospital and starts saying Being me why you do this to me and and the priest told them don't listen to him that the devil's cunning You know and all sudden what about when he comes in he goes father? I'm not sparing five cents for an all-author boy because the devil's time I mean bro, you have to watch it and while all this is going on you have to remember that There's a murder going on because the first night when she came down Before the devil came in some guy was talking shit a Nazi was talking shit A Jewish guy was talking shit about a Nazi or something and she comes down and pees and says you're gonna die motherfucker She doesn't say you're gonna die up there to an astronaut wasn't it wasn't he an astronaut? He was something downstairs. She say something like that. You're gonna die up there. No, no, he was downstairs They were in the living room and they were saying like didn't she she was talking to a guy was an astronaut I'm not sure You're gonna die and then she peed the carpet. Yeah, and then it was a dinner party And then a couple nights later they found the guy in the bottom of the stairs But it couldn't have been a girl because they twisted his neck all the way around Yeah, so it had to be a man and that's why you you have to watch that movie when the cop comes to talk to the mother Was a deep movie That girl got fucked up doing that movie, you know, bro. Listen, how can they make a 12 year old girl? Stick across my pussy. Yeah, let's talk about She stuck across my pussy took it out Grab the mother by the ears Put her and said suck it. Eat me. Let me yeah All right, and then picked her up and smacks her and throws her across the fucking room She says your mother sucks cocks in hell. That's what she told the one priest and you'd I saw that in a movie theater Yeah, I'm on them Like if I could sue the Union City Cinema today, I would sue them Because they didn't check my ID They didn't give a fuck they took my two dollars and let me through they threw me to the fucking walls But I also saw what is her name again Linda Blair. She showed up 20 years later. She started hanging out with Rick James. Oh man She showed up 20 years later Richard I wonder what Linda Blair is doing to that But I hope they paid her a lot of money because she never really recovered from that. No, she never really worked after that It's tough to get work after you put a cross on your pussy. I mean that's gingerly It's tough to get a commercial for fucking Yeah, well, it's also people never forget you or that person like it's very difficult for people to have a change perception I wish you walks down the stairs. Yeah backwards. What about when a head spins around in front of the priest? I know yeah, it's just too out there for a movie. They could never They think of remaking that every once in a while and they look at each other Jesus Christ That was a creepy fucking movie and you kind of realize that back then there was nothing like this before this movie this movie was so Extreme like there had been horror movies before but it was like Frankenstein or Dracula They were kind of scary, but they weren't bloody there was nothing like this movie This movie was so over the top and people a lot of people at the time are like this the movie Represented something it represented a changing of boundaries that people these young kids these people today Like what the fuck are they doing? What kind of movies are they make? This I remember being I remember being in Catholic school and They were just pissed they were telling us not to go see it. We weren't allowed to go see it I was the bro that I was right there when the movie got released and I had to see it and it Is they tell you you can't see it? Loo my fuck it. That's where I saw Rocky Where everybody was on their feet yelling for Rocky. This is what America was different Everybody was young Rocky and I also saw the longest yard there the original and This is a movie theater that was basically Irish Italian and Cuban But David they talked they yelled at the screen You know they threw things at the screen And when the fucking longest yard when Bert Reynolds was coming back the whole place is on their feet This is a great movie theater and they let you in there. They played the last movie at 1130 I saw you know many times I saw into the dragon in there the late movie my mother let me walk up there This is on 48th Street, and my mother's bar was on 29th Street, and she go go and I saw everything there fister fury the outlaw Josie Wales All those fucking movies I saw there and even they played I just go there as a Spanish kid and watch it and learn the language and loved it