Joe Rogan & Joey Diaz on Mick Jagger

She was nasty, man. There's a lot of them. Mick Jagger, 15 million, 25 million. He got off light. Bro, Mick Jagger. Because remember, he fucking married in Jamaica and it was like a Puerto Rican priest on his day off. So he knew it going in because Mick Jagger ain't giving you dick. I think that was Jerry Hall. I think that was Jerry Hall. Who's that? Wife number two. Who's this? That's Bianca Jagger. The first one. The first one. Yeah, he the first one. He had to pay the second one. He's like, listen, we're going to work around this way. Oh, yeah, he don't fuck around that guy. He before he was in the Stones. Jamie, what's the school he went to? He don't make me say something wrong. He went to the School of Wales or something for business. He's all about the chatter. For the last 15 years, he's just been pregnant women all over the country and cutting them a check and saying, you know, he just London School of Economics. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Listen, when it comes to bro, when it comes to my there's stories that you hear that you're like, no, he didn't. Like, no, he did not. What a drag it is getting old. Do you see him? You ever see him? Joe Rogan, do you ever see any of his rehearsal things? Do you ever see any of his videos? Do you follow him at all? I follow him. Yeah. Do you see any of the videos that he does of him working on the afternoons? It's only two years old, man. Like him dancing still like Michael Jackson. What's up? That guy does not fuck around. No. And I still remember one particular story when he got the boulder. They played with the boulder buffalo with the college plays. He walked in and he goes, what's wrong with those seats? And they were like, well, Mr. Jagger, they're behind the stage, bitch. You better get the cell. Because I ain't taking the stage until those motherfuckers are sold out. So the tickets behind the stage. Mick Jagger is brutal. They could pay for my ass. They could pay for my ass. Mick Jagger is brutal, bro. He's brutal. And that was back before they had those giant screens. There was no justice. This is 88. They didn't have those giant screens. This is 88, 87. They don't give a fuck. They didn't have those big LCDs where you'd see them. Like if you go see like, say, Drake, and he's at a theater and around and like you see his butt, right? You're going to see his face on giant screens all around you. You'll see it, you know, if you go to see like a real popular person and there are a lot of people playing in the round, you know. Hey, Jack is an interesting guy. I don't think he's like very tight watches his gears. Mm hmm. Tight, you know, he's just like how much time does he have left, though? I mean, he's like 76, right? No, 72, maybe 72. Well, 75. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a 75. How much time you got left? If he can, you're lucky. Everything goes great. You got 25 years, but those last 25 are rough. Not what he's got, because he could just lay there all day, have young girls massage and he's Mick Jagger, dog. They could just blow on his little nutsack and sing fucking. He's probably getting blood transfusions every day. Yeah, no, he takes good care. He's the backbone of the organization. Look at him. He's the backbone of the organization. And just to think that Keith Richards is still alive and ticking and there's people out there doing CrossFit. And didn't Keith Richards write a book where he's kind of shitty about Mick Jagger? He just told, you know, talk shit about each other, right? That's how they sell books, dog. Yeah, I know. That's how they sell Mick Jagger. Probably called him and said, do this, do this, tell the truth. Fuck it. Give me 10 percent. And when that when I mean, when I watch those little rehearsal tapes, look at look at his fingers. Look at those fingers. We're looking at Keith Richards, Keith Richards fingers. His every knuckle is swollen to the point it's like double the size. He looks like he's got Megaton Diaz's hands. He's like a like a jujitsu guy. You ever see Megaton Diaz's hands? Yeah, the big fucking. Kenzie Dern's dad, the girl who wrote the made that video. Yeah, you like that funny. It was hilarious. You like that. Yeah, but her dad, Megaton Diaz, jujitsu legend, all his life. He's done the guy. You do the guy all the time. They develop real bad arthritis in their hands and their joints swell up like crazy. See if you find Megaton Diaz's hands. That's not a good picture. That's but there's there's some pictures of his knuckles. They're they're they're crazy. They're all fucked up and twisted like. Yeah, it is. Tell a little bit there. There you go. Zoom in on his name. No, he was Mackenzie Dern's dad. Yeah. Her dad is a fucking legend. Look, go zoom in on his hands as much as I could go. Oh, that's as much as it goes. We see see how fucking flamed out those knuckles are. Guys have done the game their whole life and they're always grabbing and holding on to that game. They get that. Yeah, it's OK. We get the point. But that that's what Keith Richards fingers look like. Like he's secretly doing jujitsu on the sly. But that's 40 years of playing. Those fucking fingers, man. That is crazy. That's guitar playing 40 years, 50 years. Meanwhile, he looks just as good as Mick Jagger. He's doing below every day eating cockroaches. I don't think he looks as good as Mick Jagger. Look, they look great. I don't think he looks as I think Mick Jagger looks fucking sensational. But he doesn't in the face. If you look at the two of them in the face, make that picture bigger, Jimmy. Look at them in the face. Mick Jagger looks older. But that's just it's hard to tell because Keith Richards is smiling. We should go. I would love to see Mick Jagger still put 21 year olds out of the audience. I bet they feel so weird when he fucks him. It must feel so weird. Like you want to do it. If I was a girl, I was 20 years old, I would fuck Mick Jagger just for the story. But when he climbs on top of you and you smell death, you smell it coming out of his pores. He's not. He's just all he's a bad mother. Bad cells. You smell misfiring cells all over the place. Listen, we were growing up, bro. 70 year old people didn't look like that. 70 year old people were not going on the road. They weren't dancing like that. They weren't touring like that. That's something that you have to and this is a new thing. You have to do. Well, it's a new thing. All these bands. First of all, all these bands that are going out are in this. How about somebody called me the other day and they're like, hey, man, I'm thinking of doing something New Year's Eve downtown. You know, I hate New Year's Eve. I hate downtown even more. Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's doing the Forum. New Year's Eve. Ozzy Osbourne. The Western Forum? The only forum I fucking know in LA. In Englewood? Yeah, with Rob Zombie and now in Manson and fucking just, and I'm sitting there going 70 years old and he's doing New Year's Eve at the fucking. So we got to. Probably got to his wife probably tells him fuck out of the house. Go make me me.