Joe Rogan is All In for The Rock As President

The cool thing about the news cycle is waiting for hope. Like waiting for... Like to get online and get excited and go, oh, breakthrough today or... But that's where like, goddamn man, the shit goes sideways. That's when you need a really good leader. You really do. You need someone who is honest. When all the bullshit goes away, when everyone's worried about an invisible monster that wants to kill your grandma, wants to sneak into her lungs and shut them down. When people are worried about that kind of shit, you really want someone who has their character in order. You know, and this is one of the things that we should really take deeply into consideration when we talk about someone being a president. Or any politician, anyone who's a leader, how are they gonna react when shit goes sideways? How are they gonna keep it together? Are they gonna make you feel good about the reality of this world? Or are they gonna just freak you out with bullshit? Are they gonna make you feel less connected to it because you know that their words are not honest and that they're not accurate, they're not heartfelt, it's just spitting out bullshit and you're like, fuck. This goddamn car is going sideways down the highway and no one knows what to do. That's why we need to vote for The Rock. I'd vote for him. I'd vote for him, San Andreas. I'd vote for him, San Andreas. Behind him 100%. I would. I'm all in for The Rock. As good as he is about everything else in life, he'd be great a president. But no one should be president. Yeah, but The Rock could. What you need is a figurehead to let you know how today's gonna work out. Yeah, that's both first. Like you said, those inspirational speeches mean a lot. Yeah. And The Rock could give us every morning from the Iron Jungle, just like, guys, big day legs. Hey, listen, the economy's doing good. Yeah, but right now, everyone loves The Rock. If he became president, 40% of the people would immediately start hating him. No. Yes, 100%. No, no, no, no. 100%, bro. Unify the country. Impossible. Can't be done. We love it. We love, we love. Oh, they start digging into his past. Yes. Oh, I'd love to know what's in The Rock's past. And be mean. Just be mean. Talk about how dumb he is. He doesn't read, he doesn't do this. Yeah, he's got biceps. Say a bunch of mean shit to him and then attribute to his decisions what the economy's doing and what this is doing and that. I like that. Why would he do that? Why would he just keep doing Jumanji movies and everybody fucking loves him? Oh. Oh.