Joe Rogan Freaks Out About Muskox and Aliens

But what I'm saying is like there's just too much fucking bullshit about dumb shit that we need some kind of outside fucking focus. Yes. 100%. Something that will take us from outside ourselves and make us focus on something else. Or legalize mushrooms. Which might be global warming, but that's not real, right? No, legalize mushrooms, move to Greenland, Trump's on it, he's already trying to buy a green land. Is he trying to buy a green land? Dude, no! He cancelled his fucking trip to Denmark because they said they're not gonna sell him green land. He was talking Chet. No, he knows what he's doing. Listen, Trump's gonna get us green land. When you and I... The fucking thing is, it's like... You're gonna come bow hunting with me in green land. I believe he said what land. It's like fucking... Aw man, it's a bizarro world, that's all. I think people go to green land to bow hunt. I think they bow hunt that gigantic fucking furry thing, what is that thing called? The muskox. Google green land muskox. You ever see a muskox? You wanna see a muskox? No, but I wanna see one and I also wanna know when I'm getting invited for an elk barbecue, dude. Come on, okay? You know what I mean? I'm gonna put a kitchen in here, in this place. I have plans. I'll tell you. I'll come play it. Hold please. Let me show you a muskox. 100% success rate on bow hunting in green land on a muskox. Cause you just walk right up to them. Oh, you know what it is? Because they have an instinct to protect themselves against wolves, so they all huddle together when threats. So you can just catch them all in a group. But look what they look like, bro. They don't even look real. They look like something out of Star Wars. Those are kinda interesting, but look, go to the side, Jamie, some of those other images. When you see... Yeah, they're like that. Perfect. You see that walking around. You be like, what the fuck is that, man? It looks like a taun taun. That's insane! It looks like a lion fucked a elephant, fucked a mammoth. What is that? A buffalo? What is that? The fuck is that thing? Those crazy ass horns, wild mania. Looks like a buffalo with a Tina Turner wig. And dude, it could be 150 million degrees below zero. Those things just chill. They're just out there eating frozen grass. The horns come from like their cheekbones. Dude, they're crazy looking. Barely looks like a real thing. They're beautiful. And apparently... It tastes good. Apparently it's fucking fantastic. Yeah. That's awesome. My friend, Brendan Burns, shot one in, I think he said he got his either in Antarctica. You can go to like really, really cold climates and get... I think it's like, is it North, Northern Canada? There's somewhere in Northern Canada where you hunt them where it's crazy. Like you just get on... You either get pulled by snowmobiles or you get pulled by dogs. And you go like way, way, way the fuck out. Where if you break down, if your snowmobile breaks down or if your dogs all die, you are fucked. I mean you are so, so, so, so, so fucked. Because there's nothing, man. There's nothing. There's the occasional polar bear and these fucking musk ox. And they're up there. They don't even look like real things. And you're stumbling across like... Imagine going through a white out snowstorm to stumble across this 2000 pound enormous gigantic hairy prehistoric beast that you could just walk up to and shoot with a bow and arrow and eat. That's what's up there right now. Like they're like a remnant of the past. To the saber-toothed tiger days. I want to see what they like, how, what this, if they fight with those things, that'd be crazy. Fuck up other males. That's what most of those animals, they're not fighting off predators with that shit. Well it's definitely related to breeding and all that shit for sure. They think some of it is like in some animals, depending upon how much pressure they get from predators, like elk, keep their antlers very late. They keep their antlers like into March and April because a lot of them live around wolves. And the idea is that they need those antlers to protect themselves from wolves. So they hold on to them longer than deer do. Biology. It's real. Crazy. Yeah. Dude. We're so lucky. We're so lucky we're out here. Out the food chain. Oh my god. Not only out the food chain, you and I can go right down the street and get a fat steak dinner friend. You just sit down. Is that on the agenda? I cannot this evening, but I would like to do it soon. You know our spot? Yeah. I'm sparking this man. Oh, you're crazy. No, we're dead. You're living on the edge. Do you have the lighter? Oh, I won't do it. You don't use a lighter? Yeah, I'm saying. Oh, it's right here. Oh, okay. I thought maybe you were one of those. I only use a mask. And it will play into the next tune. We're going to do it. Come off the top. Yeah, they come off the top. Sorry, I wasn't even thinking that. Oh, it's like a helmet-y kind of thing. I think they fuck things up with that bony part in the front above their eyebrows. They keep those for life too. It's not like a deer. You know, a deer loses their antlers every year. These motherfuckers. Looks like a fucked up hairdo. It does. It does. They're so beautiful though. They're so beautiful. Like that one right there, Jamie, click above. Like they mom did their hair for church right there. Like above, above, above. Right there, right there, right there. Click on that. Make it larger. That's a beautiful creature. I mean, it's so amazing that nature can make fish. It can make an eagle. It's a type of buffalo, yes. And it can make that. Buffalo or? I don't know, man. What is it? Bison related? Ox? It's an ox? Well that's ox. Aren't they all related? Bison and all that? I wish I knew. Kids facts. Kids facts? What does it say? It's cattle. Often compared to cattle. It's a cow with a big coat. Yeah. That's a northern cow. It's an herbivore. Yeah, there you go. Wow. Furry Highland cow. Part of the boviday. Family. All the species. This family of two toed hooves, four chambered stomachs and our herbivores. So it's like a kind of a cow type thing. Fuck. It's amazing. You think aliens mutate them? Nope. Nope. That's what we're supposed to be right now. What we're supposed to be right now is some sort of stupid fucking hairy dumbass that's run around getting eaten by shit. But the aliens came down and said, listen, let's just. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. I'm not going to do this. 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