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Places that have good white pizza. I didn't experience good white pizza until I had it at Nikki's in white Plains He's pizzeria and white place New York Really street right down the street from executive billiards They had white pizza that would knock your dick right in the dirt It had melted butter and garlic on it and and ham and shit and you'd bite a like holy yeah That's why a lot of Italians were in white white planes. I mean hey is you like It's not my favorite is my castle is white castle still around remember white castle small burgers 1940 they make a vegan white cow fuck you I'm pretty sure white castle for all these comes for right now make a vegan burger now white castle does time which is like That's literally like buying a vitamin from a poison factory That's a bad idea you sell vitamins, too. Yeah If you're vegan and like you're buying vegan burgers soy from a company that routers Millions of animals a year. Yeah, it's an awesome burger. There's some impossible burger you feel better Wow, how about Taco Bell Taco Bell puts essentially sand it well sodium bicarbonate Bro, hey, no silicon bicarbonate. I think also So there so there they're there beef filling they're not allowed to call it beef filling They have to call it taco filling because it's not beef the beef has Silicon in it to make it fuller and more looking up that shit is That shit is delicious. Look at look up. What's in taco? How would you how would you doubt that? Why do you how would you need evidence for that? Yeah, look at defend taco Dude a double decker taco, I don't give a fuck Yeah, bro, look at no YouTube blank. It's not real is Calentra. Where'd you hear this? Can't watch this watch the news from silica dark silica Brian I believe you we're talking about Taco Bell. I don't it's not in there isolated. Oh product Oh chili pepper onion powder Silicon dioxide anti-caking agent now look that up Silicon dioxide sugar. Yes, please agent. How about that? You guys love taco? What does it say anti-caking agent to avoid clumping and supplements? It's used to prevent the various powdered ingredients from sticking together as many food additives consumers have often Often have concerns about so they oxide as an additive. Is it safe? Hmm, that's what that's sand see that that's they put in there also frequently found in health food nutritional supplements as an additive cells Silicon dioxide primarily functions as an anti-caking agent which prevents ingredients from binding together But it doesn't say if it's cancerous, dude, if you eat it every now and then you're moving for a surgeon Look at this proven carcinogen Well, who said McDonald's answer? Mmm, they're buns says so that is a proven carcinogen wise McDonald's opt to use this in buns potentially hurting human health I know silicon is categorized as a trace mineral then which means that it's needed in minimal amounts to maintain health as That's its requirement. It's very small. It's recommended daily allowance for silicon has not been specified because it's not food However experts suggest that a daily consumption in the range of 20 30 milligrams is needed to stay healthy Is that McDonald's writing this? Trace mineral maybe but it maybe it is. Yeah For sure, but you know, it has you know, it has like a slimy thing on it Here's the thing if they can't really say all this if it's not true if they do they get in deep shit Yeah, so it might be real that silicon is a trace mineral. It's an important part of our own feet But it also you're putting dirt in your burgers, bro. It's also like food food grade. Yeah, maybe it's different But even so it's like why is it in there though? Even if you you're saying it's okay to eat So it doesn't kick up A filler man 36% beef. Oh It's only 36% beef in talk to other 64% is a wide range of fillers a couple power 36% beef 64% is made with fillers. Don't we all know this though and preserve we kind of know that like this a hundred percent beef Did you really think it was 64% I don't think when I eat that I'm like listen man, this is gonna be good I'm gonna shit my pants, but I love their fucking toes Have you heard that conspiracy theory that McDonald's, you know, it says hundred percent beef that that's an actual trademark name 100% beef. Yeah, is that for real? I think they can get sued. No, no, it's like it was like Their beef is called a hundred percent So they named their beef upset beef, even though it's 40% right? That's the conspiracy theory Is McDonald's the same as Taco Bell in terms of like what percentage of it is actually beef Yes, look at their chicken. Oh, yeah, the one thing that's really weird about that's not What the one thing that's fucked up about the beef that you get in hamburger from McDonald's is those cows can come from? Ten different parts of the globe. So you're eating the sit the cows from China, Argentina United States who can always kill there Then it's brought together so so I like one cow bro. Well, I don't give fun I don't know cows name. I have to do I'll tell you though. I think the healthy healthiest thing for you McDonald's and make sure no, no, no fish is made from real fish I just pulled up the little fish is awesome. Have you had a McRib? Those are real ribs You know, they take me Let's do that. I don't think it's not true. Yes. I love fish that larger, please I want to fish that's not sure Eddie well smaller again, so it fits the screen there you go What is the fascinating premise? There's nothing to it McDonald's hamburger patties in the US are made with a hundred percent USDA Inspected beef they're cooked and prepared with salt pepper and nothing else. No preservatives. No fillers debunked. So it's pretty healthy How's that possible? That's what I said. What is the top of that site? What is the title of it? Our McDonald's hamburgers 100% dude Why does it talk about get on that train? They're just like now fuck it. They're like fuck it. We just go, bro You know, it's shitty for you. Yeah, they're way worse than McDonald's then way God, my McDonald's buys their meat from a company called a hundred percent beef. That's not true. That's not true That's what that's what it's saying. Oh, that's the conspiracy there. Okay. Yeah thing. It's false Okay, so it is look man. You could probably get beef pretty goddamn cheap if you do it that way Grind it all down. This is I Still like Del Taco myself. All that stuff is so gross But if you go to a real taco spot, bro, I mean I love McDonald's. That's up. I will fuck up an egg McMuffin Here's the thing if you get egg McMuffin with ham They really can't fuck with that eggs. You get you get that sausage who knows what's in that shit But if you get that ham, what's up with that ham? What's up with that? How about the bread that they soak in syrup? No, the eggs actually lately they only thing that they make there what the egg McDonald's said that they that would be not chickens and eggs They use now they don't have I think they don't use antibiotics Beaks don't have beaks. Look at this. The containing eggs that are freshly cracked in McDonald's restaurants It's impressive chains egg items such as scrambled eggs and egg whites are made from liquid eggs So that's what you go you go with the regular chicken make or you go yeah regular egg McMuffins Who doesn't get egg on their egg McMuffin? I'm just gets the sausage patty Well, the sausage patties just you don't know what you're getting with that. No, you could be good They bake it those sauces. So good white. So nice. They have scientists and they're working on taste for real They do a good job. It works. Yeah, do a good job. The bread soaked in syrup. What about that? You talk about the big Come on McGriddle is really candy. It's very good. It's candy with candy had in a foil fish. Very good It's very good. I like it. I feel good when I eat it. Eddie. That's it. Who the fuck orders a file fish dude filet o fish I love so I never had one. You're the first person I talk about it's my dessert. Not a lot lunch I don't know a lot of fish to really they're very good. Yeah, they're good. We should post that tartar sauce I still think the best hamburgers are in and out the best hamburgers, right? No five guys pretty goddamn good, too I've had five guys five guys with sliced jalapenos, dude. I'll tell you fuck Shake Shack is very shake. Jack's delicious You know shit's on all number dude. You shake away. You can't shake away. Does it fucking right can't order a half Sunday? No, fuck a beef. Just your chicken sandwich is the best. What's that? Which one chick fillet? It's good. Very good. It's good It's pretty good. It's delicious. They made their name off that goddamn sandwich and I'll tell you something else got pickles and stuff Yeah, now shake shack that jalapeno smoked jalapeno bacon burger Nice the fuck out of here right? I tell you what for my cold hard cash. I just get a walk through cheese ketchup only Yeah, she'd be cheap shit. You can't fuck with it. What's that? Bro, I have to be fucking super hungry in the middle of the desert. You know like on the way to fresno Yeah, for me to fuck with yucky Stupid wooden king that they have that's a dumb ad I saw that I'm down with Wendy's. I love Wendy's. I love the fries Wendy's on another level. Oh, yeah Burger King guy burger King when I'm done with the show and there's nothing else open. I'll go to Burger King Oh, you know what? Give me two fucking whoppers ketchup on over Mickey D's Oh, yeah, you know what with Wendy's ketchup only beef is never frozen. That's how they get you They're in squares. I judge them on I worked at McDonald's for that's for three weeks when I was a 17 year old And I bet you're terrible at we drop the burgers and put them back on the grill. We sold them son of a man Ruined people's fucked up when we were younger. We did by accident. I want to waste the food You know a good Italian sub with like melted parmesan cheese talking about the meatballs up from subway The tuna at Subway I'll fuck with that. Yeah, but not from subway I'm talking about a real sub like blimpies. No Italian deli quick nose You go to an Italian deli in Boston or New York and where they have the hams hanging from the ceiling Yeah, that's that's the fuck with a guy's a 90 year old guy you can get that base cities in Vegas You're gonna be a sicker. I've got the fucking the place on mother as good as it gets cavaritas godmother will shit down your throat It's the literally they see these unbelievable. There's some spot basis. He's unbelievable Why don't more people do that like when you go to a real Italian? Restaurant or real Italian sub shop and you get like sausage and peppers with tomato sauce damn. It's so good You're like, okay, who why don't they figure out how to sell this more place? No, I know quality is expensive, bro It is but it's so goddamn delicious They're like, okay, well these like little cheeseburger spots. How come you can't have a sausage without peppers Hoboken Hoboken, New Jersey in the 90s all Italian you go to those fucking valleys and they'd had the water mozzarella They're making in the back. They'd make the mozzarella and they put that shit on an Italian sub get oh my what's that? Right there. San Janeiro. Yes, engineering space. Yeah. Yeah, that's a little little and they always have these big sausage vendors Just giant grill sausages laid out you're walking by and you get one and immediately just a roll So I can get a juice bust in your mouth. Oh my god Bread bread has just got this density to it. Holy shit. You guys ever fuck with the kitchen sink cookie What's that the kitchen sink cookie? Oh all ingredients are in the cookie and at Panera bread every day I read you they got a cookie called the kitchen sink. It's five bucks, dude This is a good. I only usually fuck with chocolate chip cookies. I don't fuck with oatmeal or cinnamon cookie It's got to be a good chocolate chip cookie Maybe some peanut butter in there, but kitchen sink has fucking everything and it's addicting as fuck, but you gotta be high, right? No, no, no, no, you know what there was a Panera bread next to Chipotle So I go to Chipotle and go get the salad no fucking no burrito. I'm going with the south So I clean I clean it Chipotle and then the Panera breads right next door And I'm like should I just walk to my car and just get in and drive the fuck away? Or am I gonna go next door and fuck this all up and get a kitchen sink? So I've always had to struggle I go to Chipotle and I'm eating like an Olympian at Chipotle and then I walk out and sometimes I get in my car just fucking burn rubber and I'm out but it's it's been a Problem of mine, but luckily luckily luckily I struggled with these I had seriously I was I had a salad no that's not it. I had a salad I And I walked out and I was you know I was on the fence of whether I should get a kitchen sink and I said fuck it I'm gonna get it and I walk next door and the place closed down I'll probably let holy shit. Yeah, I feel good now now. There's I don't have a choice