Joe Rogan Comments on Report of Yeti Footprints in the Himalayas

That's like the Indian footage. They found footprints of what they think is Bigfoot in India. And people saying, hey, asshole, this is an animal hopping. Yeah. This thing's only got one leg. If there's a Bigfoot, it's a one-legged Bigfoot, like some Dr. Seuss creature. They're like, it looks stupid. That's not two feet. That's not bipedal. What are you guys doing? Look at that. That's one leg. Look at that. Boing, boing, boing. They're like a little jumping, you assholes. The thick part is where their butt lands. The front part is their paws. And they just keep going. See? You see one of them. It's even broken up. Like, look at that one picture where like one of those footprints is actually two separate marks in the snow. I'm not even a wildlife biologist. The one right there. I'm not even a wildlife biologist. You're not. That's a rabbit, bro. That's a rabbit. Those look kind of big to be a rabbit though. That's pretty big for a rabbit. Like a whole body rabbit, you mean like the butt? Yeah, like a fucking big ass rabbit. There's some big ass rabbits. How big the rabbit's got? The Himalayas? I don't know. That's what I'm wondering. See, this isn't the Himalayas. Like what is your animal it could be? Well, one of the things, this is very interesting about animals, is that when they go further north, contrary to logic, like what you would think, they actually get larger. You would think, well, it's colder up there. It probably gets a little smaller. A little thicker. But no, they preserve their body temperature by being larger. That's why moose are so big. They're the furthest north of all the palaces. That kind of makes sense to me. Totally makes sense. If you get a deer from Mexico, they're tiny. They're like 100 pounds. There's a deer called a coos deer, and a really big one is 100. Cows are coos, depending on who you ask, C-O-U-S, but it's a variation of the white-tailed deer that's really small. It only weighs like 100 pounds, and it's in Mexico. A full-grown one is like a dog size. And then there's other ones that are in like Saskatchewan, the same species, that are 300 pounds. How do you know so much about deers? Because I killed them and I eat them. Oh, I forgot your heart. That explains the giant bow outside. Yeah. That's how I get my meat. No, please. You don't go to the supermarket like everyone else? I do go to supermarkets. Occasionally. But most of the meat that I eat, I try to eat from animals that I kill. Where do you hunt? In LA? No. LA is tricky. The tents get in the way that you line a site. It's hard to line up. But you can get a lot of coyote hunting in LA if you want. There's fucking coyotes everywhere out here, man. Would you eat a coyote from LA? I don't think I'd eat a coyote, period. Right, yeah. It was a goof or I was really hungry. You can eat them, though. You can. It's just meat. You'd have to cook it really, really well. But when you cut away all the fur and mange and all the shit on the outside, just get into tissue. Where do you hunt? Typically. The mountains. Usually, every year I go to Utah. In the mountains of Utah, I go elk hunt. What do you got, Jamie? Further explanation on this. Oh, it's a bear. Yeah. A Himalayan brown bear or a Tibetan blue bear. Oh, what they call, with all due respect, what we call Yeti is with all probability. Oh, no, no, no. It's not like they call the Himalayan bear a Yeti. It's like they're saying that it was probably a bear that was making those marks. That makes sense. If those are big marks, the bear is hopping through the snow. If it's thick snow, that makes sense. That guy, Kunal, he's a nice guy with all due respect to everyone. Very nice guy. A single footprints when the bear walks on four feet. Yeah. That makes sense. All right. Yeah.