Joe Rogan & Bill Burr - Society Doesn't Dictate Gender Differences

You walk off stage and get on that fucking thing? You feel like a king. You got a driver? What do you give a fuck? You don't give a fuck about anything. I could be on the road forever in that. Just making eggs on that little stovetop. No, you're in there drinking. You're doing what you want. You're watching Goodfellas or fucking Anchorman. That is pretty beautiful. It's so, well, it's an experience too. You're riding in that thing. That's a retro experience. That's not just a truck. Yeah, that thing, you know, my wife nixed it. She's like, what are you going to put it up? I go, the fucking driver will keep it. I don't need it. She was right. My wife's always right. Not always, but mostly. Women don't like when you collect shit. Like where are you going to put that? They don't like that. You get too many things. Half the reason why I got this place. Collect shit here. Oh yeah? Nobody can say nothing. The spot. Women says nothing. No, but then it becomes, you spend more time down there than you do up here. I don't though. I got it nailed. I figured it out. Get up early. You're being such a jerk. That's why they don't have a point. I don't. I can actually refute your opinion. Your point or whatever. It's so universal too. All women have that response. Like, the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah. They're away on the highway. That's it. Well, imagine being them and watching you. Imagine being a woman, have taken care of your children. You know, you give birth. You get this little tiny infant. And then financially, you're relying on this fucking maniac. He's out there flying helicopters and fixing cars. I know. Playing drums all day. He's like, what are you? As long as the money keeps coming in, they can't say anything. But they're like, what the fuck are you doing? At the end of the day, you married an eight-year-old. You want to marry a comedian? Oh Jesus Christ. Yeah, you're lucky we don't have drug addicts. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm, I gotta work on myself, man. I gotta fucking, you know, I just, yeah. I am a difficult person to live with, evidently. I didn't realize it, but like, I'm now looking at it, honestly, stepping back and looking at it. Yeah, I can see that. I can fucking see that. Yeah, I've thought about it. I'm definitely difficult. Well, if you don't think about it, they'll remind you about it. Yeah. But I mean, I would just imagine relying on me. I mean, I'm reliable. Like, I'm not irresponsible. I want to be like, look, if you could have married the me that worked in a fucking warehouse, and I would have been the same thing, you know, and we would be in a fucking studio apartment. Here's the deal though. They wouldn't have married you. Uh-huh. They would have found someone better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you were just fucking off, never got your shit together. No, you know what it is about women too, is their ability to move on. Yeah. Whoo. Like I've always said, like if I ever fucking died, how quickly all my clothes would be down at the Goodwill, you know, and she'd just be like, you know, sell the house. Let's just burn some sage. Yeah. That was interesting. All right. Well, all my- Next up to the plate. All my discussions with biologists and people who study, like what's Gad Sad's, what is his discipline? Behavioral psychology. But he studies, you know, motivation. His name is Gad Sad? Yes. Is that his last name? That's his full name. S-A-A-D. G-A-D, that's his first name, Gad. S-A-A-D is his last name. Does it rhyme? Does it also rhyme? Lebanese Canadian evolutionary behavioral scientist. Brilliant guy. He was on a podcast yesterday. So in Lebanon, does his name still rhyme? That's a good question. Is there anywhere he can go? Gad Sad. My name's Gad Sad. No. He calls himself the Gad Father. He's a great guy. Oh, so he just steered into it. He's a great guy. I can imagine when he was 13. But brilliant when he's talking about- My last name's Sad. Why would you name me Gad, Mom? Gad Sad. I don't think Sad means the same thing over there. You know? Different language. At the end of the day, it rhymes. There's no country you can be on. You could be on that fucking little island where they shot that guy with the arrows and they're gonna make fun of you. It's true. They'll probably kick you off the island. You can't name your kid- Like, some of these celebrities, some of the fucking names they name their kids, it's just like, don't you remember school? You don't remember how fucking mean kids were? Why are you giving the- Painting a fucking- I get it. You're creative. Have a meditation room. Fucking don't do that with the name. Wow. Give him a nice bill name. William. This is folding chair Johnson. People need to express themselves. They do it through the naming of their children. My other favorite thing that what they do is when they fucking- They put their political agenda on them. Like, the kid doesn't even have a fucking chance. Like, this whole thing, like, gender roles. babies. By the way, that- My little experience being a dad going to kid birthday parties, those kids are not old enough for that behavior to be learned. Dude, the kids come- The boys show up, it is fucking brave heart. They come over the fucking hill. The girls are social. They're sitting there, they're kind of- They're taking things in. You know, the kids, boys come and they fucking- Dude, we were at one on Saturday, and there was this kid who's hilarious. He looked like a little Bobby Hurley, he's a point guard, right? And he was playing this game, he had like this ball, and he was using his like, forearms as a bat, and he was hitting it, then he would catch it, and then he would throw it between his legs, and he was doing all this. This kid's hand-eye coordination was great for his age. So over in the corner where I was sitting with my daughter was these like, little like, sort of like, cushions that someone had put together, like three-piece thing, and made it into like, a little chair for so an old person like me could sit down. So I stood up because I was worried the ball was going to hit, so I was kind of guarding that. So he went over and grabbed the ball at one point, and just seeing the chair there, you know, all built like that, he just saw it and just kicked it, just destroyed it, and then continued on. I was thinking like, why did he do that? Because he's a boy. He's a boy, yeah, we like ruined shit. Well, you got a lot of energy. Little kids like, need something to do that's physical. Their little bodies have their little batteries overflowing with energy. I'm just saying that their shit was all about like, grab and throw and breaking. Smashing, yeah. Breaking. Yeah, do you remember being a kid? Yeah. Everybody did that. Yeah, so this whole thing of like, well, women aren't aggressive like that, because, you know, a- Society standards. Yeah, I think it's, they're aggressive in like, I think that they literally from like, just survival shit, they're looking at like, all right, that's what I have to compete with, and there are, you see them looking at the boys, who appear to be dominating, and what they are, is they're actually showing all of their cards, and the little girls are already taking it in, breaking them down, knowing, well, I can't get physical with this person, I can't like dominate this person physically, this is definitely, and they just immediately stuck on like, that's why they're fucking smarter than we are, I think. No? Did I lose you somewhere in there? I don't necessarily think they're smarter. I think what's going on is that men have, we have different DNA, and the genes are aggressive, and men are supposed to be doing reckless shit. Right. I'm just saying it's not, it's not society didn't sit down, and they didn't watch three serial commercials, and then be like, oh, I need to be fucking this, I just think that's, that's just some bullshit that adults came up with, and- It's not just adults, it's almost always women, it's women that think that there's something wrong with the way men are raising their sons. They think there's something like, this idea of these men raising these kids, and these kids being aggressive is because of the way they've been coached, that's not true, it's just, that's just a part of being a boy. There's a shit ton of studies, if people wanted to actually look at the science, I mean, if you leave boys alone with toys, and girls alone with toys, boys will gravitate towards trucks, and fucking, things that they can hit and smash, and girls sit down there with little teacups, and they play with dolls, it's natural, it's just 100% natural. Yeah. There was a documentary on babies. Babies are gender neutral, raising their kids gender neutral, so they don't call them a boy or a girl. And my thing with that is there's no way you're not saying to your son, you're sure you don't want to wear the dress, and then the kid wants to fucking, wants the parents approval, yeah, I didn't want that football. I guess I wanted the dress. And it's just like, like I said, you know, my kids barely two, so what the fuck do I know? I'm just saying my limited experience at kids' birthday parties is, it's not even, how it was ever even questioned, that like, they're too fucking, too young. They're fucking year and a half, two years old, like you're telling me that society has already, yeah, they have,