Joe Rogan and Bill Burr Laugh at Preacher's 'Dick Root'

The problem with church is the problem with anybody that gets in any sort of a position of power It's easy to abuse it so to have a guy who's a pastor That's not a creep and that really cares and is really a good person and really wants to care about the community and really right Wants everybody to do better and get better with life But isn't trying to buy a fucking Rolls-Royce like Joel Osteen and live in a giant mansion It's like it always go church. It always goes. It always goes south. It's absolutely About Joel Osteen is he's an arena act. Yeah. Yeah as a preacher. He's um He bought the old place the old arena where the the Houston Rockets used to play he bought it Yeah, that's how much money that guy has and then he fills it up. Yeah Well, that was when when the hurricane came people criticized him cuz he didn't open up his doors To all the folks who were displaced from their home. I was teasing them about that It's like you saw that electric blue carpet he put on anything what do you fucking guys getting it all wet? Oh He does he has a sick ass look at that place. Oh, maybe it's the curtain that I thought yeah I mean look at that fucking place Holy shit. Yeah, that looks like a dice clay special and all those people are throwing down all those people are paying to be there Okay, isn't making I want to somebody out there scalping tickets. I got two by the altar There's two ways of looking at it, right? One is these getting all those people together and there's a sense of community amongst all of them and two is that guy's making a fuckload Of money and he's got so much power You know you got all those people just at your but it doesn't mean you're necessarily a bad Nick doesn't necessarily mean he's like what can you do with it? Which is getting the reason why I'm thinking uh, You know stopping in every once in a while Just gotta find a good spot like they were doing that rock-and-roll church thing for a while There was a I remember one of my friends who was a producer his assistant was she was lost. She I think she spiritually or She was lost in a lot of ways, but she was doing this. What's going on Jamie? Oh What? 4,950 dollars Dude, you want to go what the fuck? Yeah, we could do that. Oh, no, that's four thousand. It's 400 bucks No, no, no four thousand nine hundred fifty dollars two tickets for two tickets. Where? Section four road road D dude four grand. I want that guy fucking that's not even at the I catch the handkerchief when he's done fucking preaching how much I get for Row two or so I want they're not available not available sold out. He's a resale tickets, too You know what it is, man. They got fucking season passes people probably buy season passes to all steams is this tour This is for this floor to stop Well, I saw there was a place that I was at that he was coming to and one of the one of the Big spots I was at he does these arena tours and he does Vegas too He does the fucking T-Mobile arena in Vegas. I want to see the show picture of him up there Does eyes open or no? Smiling and shit. It's crazy. It's a lot of money that guys make I used to say he's so full of shit He can't look at the crowd. That's why his eyes are like are they still here? Are they still believing this shit? Yeah, when you're lying eye contact is the toughest fucking thing ever but whatever he's making people feel good He's making his fuck. He's in show business. I want to see the show though. He's in the God show business You have you have to respect an arena act. I think I think there's something to that. Yeah, there's something to that. It's uh This girl that I was talking about she was real lost and I think she was Jewish at four Maybe she converted to Judaism later. But anyway for one point time she was going to this rock and roll church She was like she was a sweet kid. She was like you should go you would really like it I'm like I guarantee I wouldn't like it I'm like with some young hip guy probably sing songs probably tries to fuck women like get out of here with that All right, I got a yoga class. It's like David Koresh. That's how Waco got started How did it get started get started with one guy with a guitar and he brought that message of Jesus and he had some really profound Things to say and people really it really helped them feel better resonated with him Then he started banging people's wives and that's what happens. Yeah, it always happens that way Well those rock and roll alternative churches. There's a few like the Justin Bieber guy, you know The guy that Justin Bieber has he's the one who told Justin to get off the road Come throw Justin come back home to Jesus Like he's get it gets these guys to do that Wait, you get a basketball player stop playing basketball to not play wait. No, no, no, no That guy's not doing the road anymore. He goes back and forth. You know took a little time off I saw right to her somebody then yeah, cancels tour because the preacher told him it's well, maybe he's right though Let's be honest. First of all Bieber probably has a fucking billion dollars in the bank and Maybe he was frayed around the edges is losing his fucking marbles the kids 21 years old He's about as famous as a human being could possibly only 21. Yeah, he's young. There's the preacher Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, what the fucking dick root priest? Hold up What's it what's going on with his fucking shorts, bro? No, no, no, no, no, no any guy who's showing dick root You know, I mean like the base of your cock you're pulling your shorts down to base your cock like that You're doing that because you're trying to get laid Stop pull your fucking shorts up do a normal height. Those things should be five inches higher I know what you're doing. Your cock is slapping against your thing. You probably don't even have underwear on you fucking creep Jesus does not want you dressing like that. No Look at him. He's got abs big ol handsome guy. He probably dicks chicks down for the Lord, right? Dicks dicks him down for Jesus. It's right at him big ol handsome charismatic guy taking him down for Jesus Apparently, he's a very good. He's always get hanging with Oprah. So, you know, he's legit I