Joe Rogan & Bill Burr on Tiger Woods' DUI Arrest

Hello freak bitches. Yeah, how do they know that? How do they know that? Our sources say... How do they know that? Our sources say negative things about the guys we don't like. Well you were talking about Tiger Woods on your podcast. I was listening to it on the way over here and I totally agree with you. You're saying like when Tiger's world fell apart, like how the fuck do you know? Like what do you... did you talk to him? Like you don't know him. Yeah. Like you didn't have a conversation. I'm sure that was a brutal couple of years but it was 10 years ago. Yeah. In 10 years he hasn't fucked up other than this DUI. So I mean yeah he fucked up but you know. I got busted for that shit in 89 so I'm gonna judge him. Right. The DUI apparently is on some back medication. That's what it is. He mixed his medication. That's what he's saying. But they said he smelled like booze. But I don't know if that's true. Yeah, I should just take the hit. Just be like, eh, you know I fucked up. I was hanging with the fellas and blah blah blah. I'm not condoning what the guy did but I'm not gonna sit there and judge the guy and be like, I was watching some guy and he was trying to say that you know, he let us down. He sold himself as a family man. It's like you built that whole fucking narrative. Yeah. You built that whole narrative. I just watched him play golf. All I ever want to do when I watch golf is watch those guys fucking crush it. Like I love John Daly. I love that he's like fuck you I like drinking. He just kept drinking. His fat smoking cigarettes. Big girl. Yeah. He would hit it a fucking mile and I love watching it. Well Tiger always had a very bizarre style apparently. I don't play golf but apparently people that I've talked to that explained to me the way he would hit the ball, I guess not the way they teach you to do it but he could do it so well that way. But he would put like ridiculous amounts of torque. Yes. On his body. They said from the beginning that his body was gonna break down if he keeps doing that. There was a period where he adjusted his swing and he stopped winning and then he came back again and I just think that what they said, there was a bunch of guys. Earl Campbell, they said if he keeps running like that, he's wide open, he's gonna have problems. Bobby Orr, the way he played hockey, if you throw yourself around you really beat the shit out of your body like that happens and it just coincided with his personal life falling apart. So everybody goes, oh that's the reason why somebody wins, that's the reason why somebody loses. Look, I'm not saying you don't go into a couple year funk if your life falls apart in the personal area but it's just like the rest of that shit, that's just a bunch of hype. For him it's like a double dump though. The thing happens personally with his personal life and it happens publicly where everybody gets to see it and then on top of that his body's falling apart at the same time. No matter what he did. Yeah, no matter what he did. The church every fucking week he was gonna fuck up his back and his knees and they did but then they're trying to equate it to whatever the ... What he did was none of my business. It's none of my fucking business. I don't wanna know about it. I hate knowing about ... I feel bad if marriage falls apart. I feel bad if they get busted for drink and drop. It happens if you fucked up and it's your fault, you should get punched but the cops are handling it. They arrested him, the courts will handle it. Do I need to pile on and start wagging my fucking hypocritical finger at him? My tasty freckled ... You don't have to because you're a comedian and you're funny and your take on things can be have some compassion, look at it for what it is, make fun, poke at it but when you're one of those fucking straight up sports commentator guys you don't have a whole lot of wiggle room as far as what you could say and what you don't say and you gotta go right down the middle and attack the principles. You gotta go Disney. Yeah, go Disney. Yeah. I mean what does this say about the fabric? Of our community. You know, the morals of our country. This creates a culture. Look at this. Tiger Woods is lost in every literal and figurative way. By Ian O'Connor, ESPN sports writer. That guy ... The Tiger Woods you met in Jupiter, Florida. Police report is not the Tiger Woods presented to you by Tiger, his sponsors and his reps. That Woods. Here's the thing, this is fucking ESPN. Those guys on TV, what they present is not who the fuck they are. Yeah. Look at this. This is so ridiculous. They're saying that Woods is a new and improved human being since his extra marital sex scandal from hell, a better father and friend with or without a golf in his life. How do you fucking know what happened? I actually have sympathy for the guy who wrote this. Because he got to write something. Because he has to write it. You know, Connor has to sit down and be like, ah Jesus Christ, how am I going to keep being a senior writer unless I act like this shit actually bothers me? You have to write something inflammatory. You have to write something salacious. You got to. You got to get people to click. You got to get a lot of click bait.