Joe Rogan & Bill Burr breakdown Million Dollar Listing

Hello freak bitches. You don't have to watch it lately. This fucking ridiculously addictive and some fucked up way is million dollar listing. You ever watch that show? Do you know what it is? Yes. These gay guys are selling houses. Yes, my wife watches that show with that fucking... the gay guy who lives in Connecticut. So you look... Yes, he's ridiculous. He looks like he's like claymation. He doesn't look like a real person. His teeth are so white. I am the number one real estate agent in all of New York. I like when he's... I'm the best. I love that guy and I love when he starts speaking... what is he? Speak Swedish? Yes. And out of nowhere he just busts. There he is. No, that's not the guy. That's not him? That's not him. Oh, that's the one from the... no, that's the other one. The one on the far right. On the right. Yeah, the far right guy. That guy. That's the fucking guy. There he is. Oh, the one in the middle looks a lot like him. God, that's weird. They all have on lipstick. They look exactly the same. The million dollar listing. That's Los Angeles. That's the different one. Yeah, the one in New York. Yeah, that fucking... The one on the far left is hilarious. ...fucking gay dude. I love that guy. So the guy in the middle is... I haven't seen that guy before. I've only seen the one in New York with the male model in the middle. There's a male model. The one on the right is an angry psycho like me. The dude in the middle is sort of a middle ground and then the other guy is like... I mean, he's right out of Hogan's Heroes. The house that they were selling in Los Angeles that was on that show and I was watching it and they were trying to sell it for $20 million and it was for sale recently. It's actually a house that's really for sale, but it's like right above Sunset Strip. You could see it from the Strip. Imagine buying a $20 million house and you could just look at it. You can look into the windows. I mean, it's a half a block above the Strip. You're looking out your window like a CVS is across the street. No? Yeah. That's what... Okay, I just thought you were... But it is like that. It's on the street. It's right there. It's not above it. Here's the Strip. Here's Sunset Strip. Here's the first couple of buildings. It's right there. I mean, it's fucking right there. They wanted $20 million from it and the listing died. Do you believe that those are... Because like the last episode I watched is like the gay Gestapo guy is sitting there going... He walks in to this lady and he just goes, okay, here's the offer. The final offer they could give you is $11.3 million. I saw that one. She read him the right answer. I told you, no negotiations. Don't come in here and waste my fucking time, blah, blah, blah. He's just sitting there going, oh my God, oh my God. You know? And I was surprised he took that level of shit. I was waiting for him to be like, lady, it's not my fault. You think it's worth $15 million? You fucking lunatic. Yeah, you can't do that. So he just sits there and listens. And then she leaves. And I'm like, holy shit, they finally didn't sell a house. And then just boom, two seconds later somebody calls up. Oh, after he does the whole, she walked out the door. It was like winter in Russia, right? He fucking all of a sudden somebody calls up out of nowhere and just goes, all right, $11.6 final offer, that's it. And then he calls the lady up and then she's all just like, see, that's all I wanted. Yeah, that's the exact show I watched. Yeah, and I was just like, that was too easy. And there's the handsome model. There's the handsome model. He just takes his shirt off all the time and he's ripped. That guy with the Jewish fellow with the long hair. My wife likes him. Of course she does. Yeah. Women like him. Guy's shredded. Yeah, I don't get mad at that. Beautiful man. She could literally be like, I'm leaving you for him. And I'd be like, hey, I get that. I get it. I see it. You got to do what you got to do. Good for you, man. Fucking. Congratulations. Give me some knuckles. There you go. Hey, at least we had a kid together. Give me a hug. Imagine you're taking custody too. I think he's a better looking dad. He's probably better at it than me.