Joe Rogan Beat Lennox Lewis in Pool

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Lennox Lewis

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Lennox Lewis is a three-time world heavyweight champion, a two-time lineal champion, and remains the last heavyweight to hold the undisputed title.

Russell Peters

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Russell Peters is an actor and stand up comedian. His latest stand up special "Deported" is now available on Amazon Prime.

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But you you you've made it out perfect man you do so far so far so far years will tell yeah Yeah, you worry about that um Not really um like I try and keep my mind active. I play a lot of chess. Yeah, how often you play chess every day? Really yeah, do you play online? Yeah, I play it. I play online. Yeah, whoever whoever jumps in the battle How good are you very yeah? Yeah, pretty good. He's a bully Please he is no I Me because I go to his house and you like you want to play chess. I go. I don't know just play Beat me and you're like get out of here Bring me somebody who can play do you study chess not as much as I should I just play Often and you know when you play often There's you know people will come out with the same moves, and it's like oh, I've seen this movie. I know what to do right But you know it depends there's people that use the pawns to wage war mm-hmm use their Night's or the bishops in combination So it really depends on what type of player they are I'm a you right. I'm a bully player I like playing you know what he is the Joe Rogan of pool Well listen I didn't my defense Lennox challenged me he won Yeah layer just people don't Don't challenge anybody on their own table Lennox challenged Joe to a pool before the podcast and Joe fucking cleared the table before Lennox could get one shot up Yeah, it was it was good. It was that was the warm-up Game too, so yeah, you did the second game as well. I'm still warming up all right We'll go back. He's got he's got time deficit That's a crazy game though on that table because that table has four inch pockets. Yeah, that's that's my practice table I'm a four inch pocket. Hey wait a minute whoa Where you putting it I have a regular table at home well not a regular table. It's a diamond It's got four and a half inch pockets It's still a little tight normal put pot like if you go to a pool hall They'll give you a five inch pocket or a five and a half inch, but I got pool table Let's got fucking buckets. I got the abyss yeah this table You can't miss and it's it's dirty right now, too So it's it's even it's even like the the cloth is slow So balls don't drop unless they go right through the type of cloth is that blood some odd yes? That's the best one. Yeah, that's the best yeah, it's a great table. That's a 1972 pool table Oh really some guy had it in his basement forever and my friend Donnie sold it to me Yeah, the guy just had it sitting in his base me. It's in perfect condition. It's a basement find yeah, man That's a hard table to get somewhere around this you know somewhere in California. I love about that table What guess what what you don't have to walk around and take the pockets of balls out of the yeah, yeah, that's annoying Yeah, it's like ball return. They're all there boom. Yeah, those those holes when yeah, I got those I got those annoying, but you probably have like a decorative pool table. Yeah, I came with the house. He's a beautiful house You've been invited many times yeah, he's been to my house when I was with my parents He never come to my house as a solo man Now When you play chess are you like do you get ranked? Are you? What it is is your your your Points go up. So I'm at 11 11 11,000 1100 right now. Sorry. What is that? Like well the rankings are like if you know if you're up to 14, you're a master So you're closing in on being a master. Well, I wouldn't call me a master yet But you know, obviously if I get that I'm trying to get as high as possible But if someone talks shit and they're like Linux, I want to please and put some not pull some chess. You'd be like, okay Yeah, straight away. What's one of the most mentally intensive games? It's probably one reason why you stay so sharp Yeah, I would imagine. Yeah, there's a time restriction 10 minutes till you played that that we hit the slap the clock Yeah, well on 10 minutes for a move or 10 minutes for the whole game for the whole game Oh dang. Whoa on the on the To fast game. Yeah on the computer once you've made that move the time goes over Resets so it's good. Now. Do you ever go like to Washington Square Park and play those dudes? Done? Really? Yeah Yeah, that's that was that was fun. They talk a lot of shit, huh? Oh, yeah, they're good, too The guy I was playing was talking a lot of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Did you beat him? Yeah. Oh, no. Wow Why did you have to ask that question? It was just fun playing him Those guys are masters Well, I mean that's all they want to do I mean when you get really good at chess and I'm not really good at chess But I have friends that are they explained it like it becomes your whole life Like you start thinking like as you're walking down the street, you're thinking about chess You just it becomes a thing where it's just everything. It's all it's so it's such an intense game Yeah, I play like at least four games a day Wow online. Damn. Yeah, what's your online name? These use an online. Yes, I do. They don't use your real name, right? I'm gonna get it right now. It's uh, oh I made this name Long time ago. See you there you go. I'm Washington Square Park. Look at that Playing some master is that MC supernatural? Those dudes love that game no man. I mean there's those guys who are there if you go there They'll be there every day. They fucking live for it You know, it's um, it's one of those things. I really admire I really admire people that get get really really good at chess Try to enter 2000 inter 2000. Yeah, what does that mean? That's well, it was supposed to be interpole Interpol 2000 why whether it's like the name interpol. It sounds official when people When people are playing playing this interval, I think this is the government. I'm playing In CIA so if you're out there and you're playing inter 2000 you're playing Lennox motherfucking Lewis Yeah, I was gonna put my real name, but yeah, I don't want everybody to try and beat the champ Well now they're gonna chance retired right now Let it be known that Lennox Lewis is one of those dudes that walks around with no case on his iPhone too and it's smashed Is it smashed if I tell you what happens? What happened? I? Was doing something then all of a sudden, you know, my wife said do this and I went whoop whoop and it flew out of your hand, but you have the biggest hands of any human being I know and And there's no there's no phone that's gonna be big enough as you carry an iPad with me Tell you I don't know who makes these iPhones, but they make them to slip out of your hands Put something on that that's grips. Why don't you have a case? That's the first thing I did was put a case on right and then I forgot what I have to do you have to take it off to charge it up or some Yes, I'm not the wrong case you have at the wrong case. Who sold you a case? Whoever sold you a case is an asshole. I guess doesn't have a thing we could just stick a hole in it Look at another one JRE case. Look at these guys. John. They're all challenging me. Are they now? Yeah Boycott this game right now They're gonna come after you now now that they find out they can play I like that They're doing it while we're doing the podcast live All right. He's gonna get obsessed. Yeah, the wheels are spinning the competitive drive Let me say my wife gives me problems on this. She says, you know, he's playing chess They women don't understand you playing chess and focus and I'm trying to tell her listen I'm up to this score point don't interrupt me because it affects my score But I need you now. I need to do we need to do this five minutes, please five minutes You know, she's weird but she's gotten better. She's actually are you playing chess? So then she leaves you alone. Yeah. Oh, that's good. I think because I got mad a couple times Yeah big bully with his wife Play chess with people other than Linux. No, I can't play chess. I don't I can't either maybe you and I play together We should really learn the game together I don't know. I don't know. I only something I want a video this game. Do you have a fucking disgusting? Well, you know what you could coach the game. No, this is the first time I was I was I would ever see a Chess game turn into checkers. Hmm. Oh, man. He's like I said we're fighting How do you play this game again? How rude all this coming from man doesn't really know how to play pool. Oh Fire shots fired You're right. You're right. I play billiards billiards Pocket billiards, you ever play three cushion billiards, you know what that is One two three and then you get in the hole of the nose no holes. Is that the one with the bumpers? Yeah, well the whole table. Oh, yeah No, but I mean Russians play it it's a big it's real big in South America. It's real big in Mexico It's real big in parts of Europe real big in Asia Yeah, it's a different game there's two two different color balls and I like to see the two white balls in a red ball or two red balls and a White ball and you got it or sometimes it's a yellow ball red ball and a white ball and the idea is you Make contact with one ball and then you have to hit three cushions and then make contact with the second ball Wow, yeah, it's very complicated and is it good to watch it's well if you know how to play it It's good to watch but if you don't know how to play it It's the thing about what I like about pools. I like when the balls disappear Like you make a ball goes away goes in that hole by bitch. So you sink the ball It's like it's got a finality to it. It feels good. But with that it just clicks It's like just ding ding ding click But the people love it love it. It's a very intellectual game because it's all about geometry. It's all angles and spin and Yeah, I'm not good at that either. It's tricky. It's tricky game. I'm not good at it