Joe Rogan and Bryan Callen Freak Out About Rattlesnakes

If I don't worry about cooties, I'd hunt with bare feet. You got you got Leeches you got spiders. They didn't give I yeah, I'm worried about snakes and good us of a well you should be yeah Especially warm months. The last team went here Fuck man, I've never been bitten, but I've had my dogs bitten three times remember Frank. Yeah, Frank got bitten three fucking times Yeah, Frank and Lucy. They both got bitten You have to get him Gotta bring him to the fucking doctor one time. I brought him to the doctor Doctor looked at him says well I don't see any swelling the might it might not have gotten him because he killed a snake I was like I don't see that thought he's such a psycho. He's not smart Yeah, he just would charge in and just snap at things Yeah, like the idea that this thing didn't bite him and he goes well You know if he's feeling bad take him back in again I bring him home an hour later his face has got it growing up basketball off the side of it So I have it on my dog Just fucking bring him back in but it was expensive to manage Which is a real bummer because it's thousands and thousands of dollars for this anti-venom And if you're a poor person and they want that money right now, I know man. Yeah, I have I have pet insurance My dog I hit by a car $14,000 sir. Thank God for pet insurance Wow. I paid like nothing. It was it was incredible hmm So pet insurance is that's great and necessary I think my dog I bit by a rattlesnake didn't see the rattlesnake But I heard my dog like that and I went what the fuck and we're walking back I'm I've never seen like it We're walking back and my dog's tongue is out and my dog starts weaving and then just kind of falls over Oh Jesus, I picked the dog up. I bring that dog to the vet I thought maybe he got stung by a wasp or something I didn't know and I was like this this she I was like, I think she got bit by a rattlesnake and And She was so swollen her head was so it looked by the time I got there her head was like literally looked like a giant balloon Yeah, I think my dog got bit by a rattlesnake You know what's really cool they ever gave her of anti-venom when I think about it You know, it's really crazy is the venom is actually digesting tissue. Yeah That's what's fucked up like that what that venom is for like if they bite a snake like a snake bites a rat A rabbit or some shit like that. It's actually Digesting the rabbit so because they don't have like a stomach like we have Yeah, their their whole body is just like one just rot track The things is rot inside of it and they absorb it Amputate a lot of times if you don't get to it. Yeah dirty monsters Do you ever see that video that I posted that I got from one of those guys that I follow on Instagram But they were in the desert and this big fucking huge fat rattlesnake had a rabbit and was Dragging the rabbit away. No, this lifeless rabbit is being dragged away by this thing. That's as thick as my forearm. Oh my god See that. Yeah, see if you can find it. Good luck finding it. It's probably four years ago Three years ago four years ago. Is it found it? How do you do that? Watch this so this thing. Look at this. It's got the rabbit Wow Yeah, and they they close in on it and it just drags it away Wow It's creepy This is a different video. I've had the one that I had it was a bigger snake and it pulls it away way quicker But it's just it's just a gross little animal But then again You need those gross little you know animals like that's the same like the argument that people say you don't want coyotes in your neighborhood Well, okay, I kind of see what you're saying But the problem is you don't want rats in your neighborhood either stupid Yeah, and coyotes are gonna kill the rats. Well, they do it right over this What is this one? The mom rabbit comes and fucks up the snake. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right Yeah Yeah, the mom rabbit recognizes some shit is going down fucks up that snake Get off my baby. Yeah, look at that. Yeah rabbits are fucking fierce man. They're rodents man. Yeah, and rats a video where a kid stopped a Cat I think it was like a bobcat a small bobcat like in a village was getting attacked by some snakes It was protecting its babies and the mom just left the babies to die or whatever cuz she knew that she couldn't fight it The kid just grabbed the snake by the head and walked it away and threw it like in the bush came back and grabbed The babies and gave them back to the mom. It was a crazy video Like eight-year-old kid maybe younger crab. It was wild grab the snake grab the snake It was a eight seven six five eight foot snake six eight foot probably crazy Some Kids grow up hard, dude. I have no idea what I was a kid I would grab snakes if I saw snake I'm going for it. Yeah, I'm obsessed with your life I know I'd grab whatever but I didn't live in a place where there were poison snakes Well, when I lie to order that when I lived in Florida, I was always worried about running into an alligator we'd run into alligators and Snapping turtles a lot of snapping turtles some snakes. There's some snakes who we'd run into do the problem with Florida Once in a while, there's a crowd an American crocodile. Mm-hmm. Are they even saying the Everglades? They got a couple Niles out there Oh, yeah, they do a couple the old Nile Crocs Yeah assholes who got them in the 70s and they just let them loose and now they have a viable population That's what we're doing. This is the kid. It almost seems fake because they have cameras everywhere fake I think that's what he does it regardless of the fact that it's a pet Python I would have done that in a heartbeat as a kid. So he's pulling on it. Is that a python? Oh They set this up. That's what I mean as I was pulling back up and seeing all the cuts. I was like, okay That might not be real. This is set up. This is set up. Look That kids been grabbing snakes his whole life. Yeah, he grabbed that thing expertly. I'd make that thing a cock holster That's what I would do a cock holster cock rings Just a bunch of cock rings or a tongue holster motherfucker into a belt