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Bill Burr is a standup comedian, actor, and host of the Monday Morning Podcast. He's also the voice of Frank Murphy in the Netflix animated sitcom F is for Family, currently in its fourth season.
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Yeah, I got into all a gas monkey garage Jay's garage Getting that gas monkey guy on the show. Oh, I'm Richard Rollins. Yeah, I just got an email yesterday Yes, that guy's a fuck. Yeah, that guy's a fucking right. I love that guy ask him about my favorite episode My favorite fucking episode of that because he always like I watched that show so much I knew the number he was gonna come at They'd be like, okay. What do you want for this gun and he always get them to say it first maybe like I mean I was I was thinking like five grand and Then he'd be all I mean, I mean I mean I I could do I Can do like 2,700? Right and then the fucking guy would then go down to four grand and he would come up like like 300 bucks And he didn't get in the car for like three grand like whatever the fuck you want it, right? So one time he went out and he busted this guy down on like a an old trans-am or a firebird or some shit I forget what The guy sells it to him for like fucking he wanted like 18 grand or something sold the tomb for like 11 So he fucking gets the car over there He's talking about he's gonna do about with it and all of a sudden the guy's brother calls up and says hey That guy didn't have the fucking right to sell that car. That's also mine You got a you know, I'm gonna come down and I got to buy it back from you So the guy comes down and he's you know, ask him what he wants for it and Richard's just like I mean I was thinking like 20 And the guy goes he goes dude you bought it for my brother. I know what you paid for it. He actually got embarrassed He's like, oh man, I'm sorry The only time I ever saw him get like embarrassed He wasn't he just went into like his his thing and like I swear to God like watching that show Like you get better at like negotiating and like and like occasionally he does like these sketches too where he He'll do like a character imitating like an old-school used car salesman and you just how good he does it Yeah Cuz you know, it's like he's a performer or an actor anything how good he does it's like this guy is like this is just in His blood he's just been a car guy. He's been flipping cars I I'm trying to be I'm seeing the show in a minute, but like he used to talk about how he You know by the time he was like 19 he was on like his 30th car or something Like he was just like I like that car. I'm about this car like that one. He was just every month would just flip them those cars that there's something about those shows that If those and auction shows or anytime like pawn shop shows There's something about wanting to know how the deal plays out. Yeah, you know, that is so compelling for people There's something like and I'm a moron. I'll just sit there staring like how much they gonna get Yeah, how much they gonna get for that? Yeah, do that Civil War coins What are those worth and how much they bust down and just like yeah, I mean that guy Richard is probably the best I've seen He's the most entertaining because he's like a fun guy to watch. It's a performance. Yeah, he's a man. I mean I was thinking Yeah, and then he goes up there and he pulls out this giant wad It's like dude you had it you had the money the other guy has to sit there and watch it Then he kind of makes fun of him afterwards Yeah, you know, you could kind of make you know in a fun like a funny way or whatever. But um It's a funny thing to that how appealing that is to men Like I bet if you looked at the number of women who watch those car shows Versus the number of men like you know, motor trend has a channel now They have their own channel and I guarantee that is ninety seven percent dudes and three percent women complaining Women going what the fuck are you watching? Like if you look at the actual numbers like what is it about cars? Like girls can drive cars girls drive cars all the time girls like cars They don't like cars the way guys like cars. It's just most of them generally speaking. Yeah outside like Danica Patrick and a few psychos Yeah, I met her one time. Yeah, I saw a picture with you. Yeah, she did it. She took me around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway No Coming down that straightaway and seeing like, you know where they have the leaderboard and everything was iconic I've been to that race a couple of times. So It was crazy. Yeah, that's where you going. She ended all she only went like half The speed of what the car like how fast they would be going or something We got up to maybe like 140, but we were like going around turns and like my face was doing this But what I loved about her Was she had like test pilot vibe? Yeah, like she came up and was just vice Like handshake and shit beast. Yeah, it was pretty Yeah, she was just totally like Look at the difference of her sunglasses in my sunglasses. I definitely look I have passenger sunglasses, you know, what are you talking about? They look the same. No, no. No, those are like right off the fucking what's what's wrong with your sunglasses versus hers But you'll see it. I don't know in the details. Come on, man It's like me, you know, I I probably you know, your crescent kick probably looks the same as fucking some kind of strip maul to me I mean I there is he's a crescent. That's one of the rarest kicks is it whatever pulls off. It's leftover from the 80s. Whatever Um, but it's kind of legit crescent kicks kind of legit