Joe Rogan | Amazon's Bigfoot Erotica w/Annie Lederman

Yeah, I lick it, I give it my herpes. Wow! I don't have herpes yet. Wow! Jereogan audience. But if you do, it's on that... It's okay, and honestly if you have it, it's fine. Why are they gonna have a vaccination for herpes? They must have one already. They've got to. Do you think the government's keeping it from us? Sure. What do you think, conspiracy theorists? Jamie's not a conspiracy theorist. Yes he is. Why do you say that? Because he already sparked up when we talked about the aliens thing with... Oh, did he bring up Ohio? No. I left it all out. But he got his eyes, there's just something, there's a spark they have. Conspiracy theorists? Yeah, they have a little spark in their eye when they... He perked up, he kegled his asshole a little bit when I brought it up. Yeah, but what I... It was really funny, like those, the last question I asked him was about UFOs. Just kind of almost has a joke, but just as a goodbye, you know, like to keep it silly. That's all I'm reading. It's in fucking hundreds of articles. It's all Bernie Sanders says he will tell the world about aliens if he becomes president. That's the thing that they took out of that. Well, it's smart of him. It feels like Trump straws. It's like smart. If Bernie had said it, if Bernie had brought it up, I would have been like, that is a brilliant tactic. But don't you think the people that believe in aliens are already going to vote for, or that are the most hung up on it? No, no, no. You don't think they're the same? No, no, I think they vary wildly. Conspiracy theorists are left wing, right wing, and the alien one is different than any other one. And I think there's a lot more people that are that are alien lovers that cross both sides. I think it's just one of those things where you like alien lovers, guys that fuck aliens. No, no, no, that's only alien fuckers. You're holding out to people. To people. Yeah. Do people claim that? I bet you they do. Oh, for sure. Do you know there's people really in the Bigfoot sexually? There's like all these novels written about Bigfoot. Just go data, Tall Armenian. No, no, no. Not that hard. Go to Glendale. They're everywhere. Go to the Galleria. There's Bigfoot. This is a very localized reference. There's Bigfoot porn. Bigfoot or I do get it. Bigfoot erotica. Yeah. I mean, it's like really common. What if you had a small dick? You always hear about the really tall guys with the tiny dicks. And when I say hear about them, you hear about them. Look at this. Seduced by Bigfoot. Oh. And ravaged. Look at it. Come for Bigfoot. Virginia Wade. Bigfoot bitch. Married by Lolita Young. Wait a minute. Narrated. You mean this is an audio book? You know what they say. The bigger the Bigfoot. Bigger the... The bear and the bones. What is that? I like a guy with a really hairy dick. You know, I... Like you like to... People say... Listen, people say they don't like too much hair on balls. I say get it all the way onto the shaft. Look at this. Up to the tail. Boffing Bigfoot. What is happening? I thought... I feel like I know... I like that her name's An-O. Wait, wait, wait. Gay Bigfoot. Look at this. Last row. An-O-Pro. What is Gay Bigfoot? Look, he's smoking so after he fucked. Look at that. Oh, right here. What the fuck? A mouthful of Sasquatch. Oh my God. I feel like I've met that man. That looks like one of the door guys at the comedy store. That's one of the door guys that got fired. This is a whole genre of erotica. There's a bunch of women that write these books. This Virginia Wade lady is... She's apparently very prolific with her Bigfoot erotica. She writes quite a few of these. How many does she have? Well, that was 13. At least 13 come for Bigfoot. Come for Bigfoot number 13. She just makes shit up. Then there I was walking the dog and the dog had a heart attack. The next thing Bigfoot's dick is in my mouth. I have a good pun. Harry and the Hummersons. Henderson. Don't think it out loud and then just... I was sounding it out. I can't read. Everyone leave me alone. What did you expect me to come on in here and fucking smart? So there's at least 13 books. I bet Virginia Wade lives in a fucking giant mansion, drives around in a roll. It's like the Elrond Hubbard. It's probably a dude. No. I bet it's a... What's that? Bigfoot 5 baby. Come for Bigfoot baby? What is that? See that one? Come for Bigfoot 5 baby. Why does it say baby? See that? Seymour right hand side all the way the right, all the way the right, all the way the right up above it. There you go. Bam. What is that? Shit. The fuck is that? Maybe they have a Bigfoot baby. It looks like a common cider one. So she's got... Let's find out. Google Virginia Wade's Bigfoot. Is that her right there? She looks normal. It might have been. Is that a photo of her? We've got to see her. Go back. It was a different book. They were talking about the Bof for Bigfoot. Is that her? Is that Virginia Wade? That's a normal looking lady. That might not be her. Oh, Amazon polls buffed by Bigfoot romance novels from shelves. What? Why are they censoring Bigfoot porn? Yeah, that is odd. Look at the... It might have been her. ...gif. Okay, why don't... Why didn't anyone tell me about these literary treasures? Oh my God. I thought for a second the long but interesting read was about the book. This is a long but interesting read. Why are they pulling it? Why are they pulling this? To stay at home mother from Colorado. Of course she is. No real writing experience. No real, of course not. You don't even have to be good. I mean... She spent all day waxing her nipples. She couldn't get to come to terms with her hairy body. And then she realized all she needed was to find her match. She says, I get this crazy idea for a story. So she sat down and wrote the entire book in an hour. Oh my God. More of a novella. There's no fucking... There's no second draft. That's what I love to hear from my authors. You wrote this all in one draft. She said just 12,000 words in a matter of weeks. She's been considered trying to sell it to a mainstream publisher. Instead, she went directly to Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing. An online platform for self-publishing. 70% royalty rate for authors. I think she sold a fuck load of those. Here's the line from it. I don't think he's monogamous. But let's Bigfoot? Nah. So click on that Bigfoot insider monster porn Amazon crackdown link. So let's find out what the fuck is going on here. Why would they crack down on that? Ooh, ad blocker. You son of a bitch. Okay, what's it saying here? This dude's so hot. Author Virginia Wade's fiction debut follows a group of women who embark on a week-long camping trip to Mount Hood National Forest. They're in the shadow of Oregon's highest mountains. They're kidnapped and sexually assaulted by a mysterious woodland creature. What the hell is that thing? Ask one protagonist. That's some good writing. It's fucking Bigfoot, his Shelly. He's real. For fuck's sake. Harve filled her eyes with a huge C dash dash dash. I'm saying that says cock. Corn. In the book. His feet are fucked up. With decidedly un-PC title like come for Bigfoot, CUM, of course. It's just the first of 16 fiction e-books Wade, a pen name, has written about the legendary, but sometimes best sometimes known as Sasquatch. Each legendary beast, each detailing a series of graphic and often violent sexual encounters between the ape-like creature and her female lovers. Okay. Wade has made an exceptional living writing these stories. Wow. Okay, but why did they take him down? This reminds me of my friend from middle school's boyfriend who was Sicilian. He was just so hairy and he looked. It's been downloaded more than a hundred thousand times. Holy shit. That's five bucks. That means she made $500,000 for the flip of a shitty book. For one hour of work. Well, she made 70% of it at least. Do you think, I bet you the other books didn't take as long either? Wow. During her best months, she's netting 30,000 or more in a month writing Bigfoot jerk-off books. Wow. Taken by pirates. Oh, she branched off in other genres. It's all just getting fucked. Taken by pirates. Seduced by the Dark Lord. It's like getting fucked by demons and pirates and hilarious. I'm getting traumatized. A traumatic thing is coming up for me right now. It's weird. Do you want to hear it? What? My mom wrote romance novels when I was... Shut the fuck up. Yeah. They were never published. No, I didn't read them. They were never published? So it was really just a fuck journal. You read your mom's fuck journal? I didn't read it, but she had romance novels around and I knew I was really good at skimming to the sex scenes. I knew how to flip through. To flick my bean to it. So your mom wrote... She was a part of this thing called Romance Writers of America and she actually won awards and then she never followed through. So she could have published the book and probably had success. And then she had a whole... It was like a whole suspense romance. Selena's Revenge was what it was called. Selena? Like the singer? No, but that's really funny. She came back to fuck Bigfoot. No, she fucks the girl, killed her, makes a reader. Oh, yeah.