Joe Rogan: Aliens Are Making Contact Whether We Like or Not

If they are aliens, do you want to be here when they make contact? Well, I think they're making contact whether we like it or not. That's the right thing. I think they're looking and watching whether we like it or not. They're observing. And I think if you were an intelligent being from another planet, you would want to make sure that the territorial monkeys don't blow each other up. And that's what we are. We're like this adolescent stage of evolution where we still have all of our primal territorial jungle instincts, but yet we also have this insane ability to harness the atom. We also have this ability to send videos through space. We can catch them on your phone and play it back and forth. We hold energy in these little rectangular devices that we hold in our pocket. We charge them. And we charge them with fucking nuclear power. Nuclear power plants are charging our phones and then the phones go into our pockets. And we're like real close. We're real close to a lot of this crazy technological innovation and it keeps getting more and more spectacular with every passing generation. And they're probably watching. They're probably watching and waiting and trying to figure out what the fuck we're doing. And if you believe what they told Bob Lazar that they were responsible for an accelerated evolution. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on. Too much information. One of the things they were saying. Who's they? When he was working for, what is he working for? The Air Force? Was it the Air Force that Lazar was working for? Whatever the government body that was operating area S4. They gave him a bunch of breakdowns on a lot of things they do and where they think they got these crafts from and where the crafts are. One of them was from an archeological dig, he said. But they gave him an explanation of what these aliens are here for and what they're doing. And one of the things that they said, and he said I have no method of verifying whether or not this is true or not, but that they had accelerated the evolution of primitive primates. So they had taken primitive primates and they had done something to them to change them from a primitive being to what we have now in Homo sapiens. And they did it very quickly. If you really look at evolution, the difference between Australopithecus and Homo sapiens, it's only a few hundred thousand years, which is insane. If you think of how much more advanced we are than those lower hominids, and there's no other animal that's experienced that kind of a leap, the human brain doubled in brain size over a period of two million years. We have no idea how, we have no idea what happened. It is all speculation, whether it's eating meat, controlling fire, using tools, hunting, increased access to protein, changing from herbivores to omnivores to carnivores, all these different theories, the throwing arm, that's another theory that humans figured out a way to use an arm to throw and hit things and that accelerated our problem solving skills. There's a lot of theories. We don't know. But Terrence McKenna had a theory called the stone to ape theory. He believed that human beings were experimenting with psilocybin mushrooms and that psilocybin mushrooms accelerated our evolution. Who knows? We don't know. But one of the things that they were telling Lazar when he was working at S4 back engineering these crafts were that human beings were the product of accelerated evolution and that these space beings and that there was more than one, there was more than one civilization that was involved in this, these space beings had had some sort of a hand in this running experiment that is the evolution of man.