Is This the Creepiest Art in the Vatican?

That's what's really interesting about churches. Tax exempt baby! They're doing the government's work. The government's like, you're doing such a good job keeping these people in line. Here you go, free, free. No taxes bro. You're good, you're good. Imagine the government looking at televangelists going, well, seems legit. You definitely have the Lord's words in mind and you're definitely not making a ton of money in the loophole. So yeah, yeah for sure. Keep that tax exempt status. Seems good. Seems super solid. Imagine that like somewhere someone must have had that conversation. Whether or not they should have tax exempt status. Like at what point in time, you know? Like how about the Catholic church? How many sex scandals? How many pedophile scandals does it take before you lose tax exempt status? Is it like a million? How many cases? How many cases do you need? Like at what point in time do you go, hey, maybe you guys should fucking at least pay taxes. You know? Maybe that's the deal they cut. You don't go to jail for the kids but you got to start paying taxes. Well, they're not prosecuting them because people aren't screaming for it. What's really interesting is that if you look at some of the things that people are really rallying about today, what you would call like social justice warriors, people are rallying around so many different causes. Those people that are rallying around all these causes, supporting Antifa, doing this, you know, protecting this and going after that, what they're not doing is going after that church. How come they're not shouting from there? If you really want justice, if you really want to do good in the world, when you want to stop the pedophiles, when you want to stop that, if you don't see that, it's too scary for people. It's so big. They got their own country. The Vatican's basically a country. They got their own passport. It's dark. It's dark. When people look like they feel like they're doing progress and then you're not stopping that, you're not, you know, like your concern is what? What's your concern? The sculpture of the resurrection. Have you seen that? No. Oh, evil. What is that? It's a Vatican. It's supposedly, it's supposed to be Jesus rising from the dead but it looks like... Zombie. It looks like hell. Can you see that? Yeah. The sculpture of the resurrection. Yeah. And then they got a serpent cathedral where it looks like your serpent's head. It's crazy stuff. Have you been? No, but I've seen it on YouTube. You've been an idiot, Italy yet? No. You should go, dude. It is insane. It's so insane. The Vatican is so insane. It's absolutely worth that trip. You went into the Vatican? Yeah, it's amazing. The artwork is off the charts. You can't believe it. St. Peter's Basilica. That's it? Right there. Who fucking made that? It's supposed to be something about... Bro, that looks like the... It represents Christianity. That's the gate in front of Marilyn Manson's house. Yeah. Totally, dude. That looks like something Marilyn Manson would be rocking. Dude, this is their... The beautiful people. The beautiful people. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah. Make a great photo shoot for sure. That would be an amazing gate, right? If you were like the ultimate horror fiction fiction writer, like if Stephen King bought a house in the Hollywood Hills. Yeah. That was his gate. The resurrection. The... Serpent Cathedral Vatican. That's crazy, dude. It's like a snake. So there's a thing in there called St. Peter's Basilica. Man, you've never seen anything like that in your life. Yeah, that's it. Right there. Right there. Look at that. Wow. It looks like... Come on, man. That's crazy. That's crazy. It has the eyes of a snake, the head of a snake, and the fangs. Scary. You can see that resurrection thing right there. Oh my God. Oh, it's all the same thing. Come on. Come on. Come on, man. That's amazing. That's amazing. Dude. If you were dating a girl and she was like a... That has nothing to do with Jesus right there, dude. I don't see Jesus anywhere. If you were dating a girl and she's really into witchcraft, you'd want to fuck her right in between the teeth. Baby, I want to take you to the Vatican. I'm going to wear a sneak away. I'm going to bribe somebody. I'm going to fuck you between the teeth. Yeah, that's scary shit. Can you imagine if they just had a bed that you could borrow in between the teeth? What if the Pope is really the king of the world? Look at him out there. It was crazy. What if he is though? What if he is? I don't think so. It's definitely not. What if he is?