Coyotes Killed All of Joe's Chickens

I got serious coyote problems. I have no more chickens Okay, I killed all my chickens in one fell swoop you ready for this they kill the last nine chickens I had to transfer to them them because my my Chicken coop burnt to the ground so we had to get a smaller coop and you're blaming that on the coyotes. No, no Um, we the chickens escaped and we saved the chickens and we got them to this other coop after the fire and It wasn't as reinforced as the original coop the original coop I had hired a guy who's a carpenter to build me a nice coop And he did a great job and the coyotes were on the roof one night chewing at it and I had a fucking I had a Death perch set up on my porch. I had my Hoyt out there. I had arrows range finder I even I even laid bait out in my yard waiting for these cunts. I was ready I was gonna rambo, okay, but I lost my patience and I'm a busy man I got a lot to do so I abandoned the project right you were Fire burnt my fucking chicken coop down to the ground. We put these chickens in another coop and these coyotes tore that coop apart and They did it when we weren't home and we came home as just feathers They were all gone all nine of them there, you know part of me admires them You know part of me is like these little wolves are surviving in the right. They're trying to figure this shit out Man they're gonna eat break into this thing or die My wife was getting uncomfortable because you're basically making your house a target, you know, they're on the roof right next to the house These little small predators are chewing at the roof of the chicken coop before the fire happened And it was like oh that was when I decided to go to war I didn't fully committed to war because I didn't get I was gonna get a subsonic 22 That's the way to go because it you were here a subsonic 22. It sounds like this Pack doesn't sound like anything but it's lethal. I'm a coyote, but I don't think it's legal Inside city limits. I don't even think I should be saying that I wanted to show it now with a with a rifle It's probably like a like a criminal Intent idea, but I never really considered it and I definitely never bought one, but I was ready to fuck one up with a bow and arrow But uh now it's over and they got they won They figured it out the fire opened up the door and they after the fire was they were real Sketchy real loud and because they were trying to figure out what the fuck is going on because like all the the brush was gone So probably the rabbits were missing the rat. Of course they were yeah We're gonna say Jamie Yeah, it was uh, it's weird. It came, you know came home and see just feathers everywhere man Feathers like just like someone just sliced a few pillows and just shook them all over the yard like fuck You know