Joe Rogan Calls BS on Russian Giant Hog Photo

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Ron White

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Ron White is a stand-up comic, actor, and author. He is also back on tour, with all available dates at: www.tatersalad.com

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One thing I do know about is feral pigs. I've studied them pretty pretty closely Why because I'm friends with a lot of people that are professional hunters Okay, and I wanted to know how the fuck they got so big like there's a video of there's a photo rather one They called hogzilla that was from Georgia. It's a fucking enormous pig, but it look away Look at that motherfucker King Kong hog from Russia makes hogzilla look like a baby see I'm not buying that That guy look at the guy's head see that guy's head that guy's a mile away Where the fuck is that guy that guy could be on top of that thing and that looks like a German chapter How much does it weigh we have no idea? This is a photograph hold on. Let me see that tusks again Let me see the tusks That's a big pig, but it doesn't have to be that big that could be a 300 400 pound big It doesn't even say did they weigh it 1,000 170 I promise a big Gales what what websites is it got scales? What was that website is this wide open spaces hmm? That's a pretty reputable. Oh, that's not all the shoulder. Yeah Her spot at five and a half feet at the shoulder a big Christ I got a picture he brought 200 of these not specifically that one, but it was a Russian boar Hmm, he brought in from Russia and they ended up breeding with local feral pigs and they got big yeah Well here's the thing about boars and pigs and all that jazz it all comes from the same genus It's all from something called soos groffa soos groffa is all pigs What's crazy about that is like when you see a domestic pig and they look all cute and cuddly and pink and shit right when they get Loose and they go wandering through the woods they turn feral and their face changes their face gets longer They grow tusks their hair gets thicker this one. It says the shoulder height is that how high the shoulders are off the ground Right five and a half five and a half Jesus Christ. That's so big. That's all I'm three inches shorter than or taller than that Five and a half feet that's insane. That's this tall on me so me standing up. Okay. I'm five eight Look at this watch this here's eggs. Here's the pig shoulder right Right that's honor like right there. Where's three inches like right here. That's fucking insane. That's a pig that high. That's insane. That's an elk Hogs hogzilla was a shoulder height of three feet. So that's almost double Five and a half feet tall That's so big But if it was a thousand pounds that makes sense because a good elk is like 800 pounds right now. Yeah Long horse Behind it Hunters trick hunters trick that's on its back where I don't see his hands. Do you see his hands? I don't see his hands Not anymore. Trust me. Look at it. Listen that guy's in the next Code that guy's hiding. He's way behind that thing You're supposed to be right next to it And if that is a deceptive photo when you take a photo like that, that is you doing that on purpose What you're supposed to do is supposed to put your gun or your rifle or your or your bow and arrow You lean it on the animal you stand next to it so that people that know how difficult it is and people's oh your trophy No, you're trying to kill a smart mature animal because that's the one that's healthiest for the population That's the one you want to take out of the breeding cycle This is one that's already spread its genes and hunters respect when someone shoots a mature older animal. That's a I'm sure It looks good, right? I'm hungry. Those are not that good to eat unless you really know what the fuck you're doing Like you gotta be you gotta slow cook that motherfucker That one you want to do low you want to probably you know brine that bitch get him in a big old vada salt water with brown sugar and Garlic and let him soak for a while this article is sort of saying it could be bullshit could be bullshit I'm telling that guy's too far away. You got to listen to me. You see a guy that's that far away What are you saying about Russian bro? Is that guy's near the bumper? That's a head a car I bet their pigs eyes look at where his shoulders are they line up almost with the He looks tiny. He's way behind that pig In relation to the size of the car exactly like a third grader exactly doesn't make sense. Yeah, this guy is hiding He's hiding behind that pig If you wanted people to know the actual perspective you'd like to pay if he had a rifle Leaning up against that pig and the rifle look tiny you'd be like holy shit. That's a giant pig Yeah, but there's nothing in that photo that represents an actual perspective you would have to be standing right he's hiding easy He was all I can't even see bitch. You could see that ain't a five and a half foot tall pig Well that big six one laying down in this picture. Yeah This is the only evidence that one that means that the werewolf we have in the lobby could be real to the werewolves a thousand Pounds it's even bigger than this pig. Yeah, it's stupid That's what people do man people take pictures of animals they hide what it's in the hunting world It's called a grip and grin Take a photo like you hold a deer and you like push them way out people do that with fish too Like you caught a big bass take that big bass you put it way in front of you It looks gigantic right if you take that big bass like hey look at my big bass Right, that's a confident person right confident person's got that bass behind them. I'm gonna motherfucker Do you know how big that is wrong bigger wrong keep guessing doesn't matter this guy's a liar the guy And with holding out in front of him He's showboating. I'm not buying a bow that fucking pigs 300 pounds. That's a baby pig That's when we Joe Rogan or against it