Couple Adopted an Adult Sociopath Posing as Child w/Tim Dillon | Joe Rogan

There was a couple that adopted a child from Russia and they thought that the child was a little kid and it turned out she might have been 30. They don't know how old she was. She tried to kill them. She scared them. It was a fucking horror movie. They thought they were adopting a little kid, like a little six year old. It's a fucking 30 year old with some sort of a metabolic disease. Yeah. Well, that serves you right for trying to be a do-gooder. You know, they'll never do anything again for anybody. They'll never do one thing. The husband will try to break it up. She's like, fuck you, Herman. Fuck you. You almost got me killed by that midget. I mean, the idea that there are midgets dressing up as children and trying to burrow into families so that they can wake up in the middle of the night and kill them is truly the funniest thing that has happened in recent memory. I don't think she's technically a midget. I think she's something else. Well, okay, maybe she was. She has like a growth disorder that keeps her looking like a small child. Did you see there was a video recently where it looked like a kid was getting thrown off a bus? Yes, yes, yes, yes. And it was just a little person who was just thrown off a bus. But it was a scam. Oh, was it fake? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Ari and I both got duped. He said it, man. I got duped because my friend texted me. They go, there's a pedophile midget that just got thrown off a bus. It is hilarious. It is the funniest thing ever. When the unzips the hood and you see this like grown up face. There's a woman who looks like what the fuck? I don't think they were in on it. No, I don't think they knew. The people on the outside didn't know. I think the guy threw that guy off the bus and that was the scam. Yeah. And then the dude who was the little person in the hoodie, he was in the scam and the driver was in on the scam. But I don't think the people on the street were in on it. So now what happens when these little people wake up and they're like activated, they're like, I'm going to kill the family. How do they try to kill them? Well, this lady, she was threatening. She was threatening to kill the family and they were really worried that she was going to do that. She was going to poison them or something like that. I think that's what it was. Yeah. It's scary stuff. It's a horror movie. Because you know, you got to think who knows what kind of abuse this little kid had gone through. Well, actually a 30 year old. As a little kid through in Russia, you know, and all these foster homes and foster care. And you know, they are fucking ruthless over there. It's rough. It's rough. I imagine it's not the best place to grow up as a person with a disorder. What's up, Jamie? I feel like I'm hearing. Are you saying that happened in Russia or was a Russian kid? Russian kid. Okay. This is happened in Indiana. Yeah. It's actually Ukrainian kid. That's Ukraine is part of Russia. That's okay, isn't it? It's one of the former Soviet Union. It's fine. They had it for three years before they figured this out. Oh my God. Now what kind of what were those three years nice? Like were there nice memories? It started out good. Isn't that odd to look back and be like, remember when we all went to Disney World? No, they were probably like, Hey, this bitch isn't growing. I think they said that she was creepy. And the article that I read, I think they were actually like they would wake up and see her like standing at the door. Like I think there were things that she did that, yeah, very, very bad. What does she look like? Do they have an image of her? I'm trying to find, I'm trying to find. I saw a picture of her. Now what? Does she go to jail? It was real weird looking. Like she didn't look like a little person. She looked like a young person. It was a very strange. Yeah. I mean, I hope she finds another family. I hope she keeps doing this to different families because whatever happened in this bitch's life was so bad that she needs to do this. Let her do it. Kind of do it to the wrong family. You know, you do it to the wrong family. Absolutely. Yeah. It's, it's, I worry about that though with YouTube because I say, is it, you build a whole career, you build people that are your fans. They want to see comedy. And I always thought that like, okay, I'm not going to be able to do this on like mainstream TV, but these are funny things that I can do. There she is. Look at her. Look. Okay. So it is a little person. She looks like a child. But strange. It's not like a regular, look at the one down the middle, the middle and the lower corner. Look at that. That's horrific. That way right there. That's terrifying. Ukrainian child. She might have been. But it's also, how's she going to kill you? What's she going to, I guess in the middle of the night or something? Touch your fucking neck, man. Yeah. That's true. Bro. There she is. That's creepy. There's something weird. They thought it was a little kid. Yeah. That's so strange. Don't adopt, folks. Oh my God. Do not adopt. That's so strange. Get that one there. Yeah. One your cursor's on. Look at that one. That one freaks me out. Because you'd be like, something's wrong. You would never think that was a murderous young adult. He's either eight or 22 that everyone was talking about. I don't think they think 22 now. I think some people think as old as 30 and I think the youngest they think she is is 16. And there's no records. No one can prove anything. No. They don't know what the fuck's going on. You know. It's so crazy. She had period. She had adult teeth. Well. Guess what? She's not 12. That's an indication that, I mean, did she never see a doctor in three years? Oh, scroll back up. Hold on a second. Look at this. She had periods. She had adult teeth who alleges that after Natalia began acting out violently, attacking a baby boy, pushing Christine into an electric fence and making death threats, the family sought out psychiatric health. Healthcare officials, including the Barnett's primary care physician who performed a bone density test and a clinical trial, were told that the patient was not a doctor. They were told that the patient had a bone density test and a clinical therapist who treated Natalia believed her to be an adult impersonating a child. Holy fuck. Fuck. Can you imagine when you're in the doctor's office and getting that diagnosis? They do a bone density test and the kid and the kid just sitting there? Yeah. It turns out it's an adult. Can you imagine going in and you're ready to hear, look, she's got cancer or brain damage and she'd go, actually, you're raising a 30-year-old from the Ukraine? Look at this. She approved the Barnett's application to have Natalia's date of birth officially revised to September 4th, 1989 officially, changing her age from 8 to 22. Shortly after, they rented Natalia an apartment and placed her under the supervision of an Indiana state healthcare provider so she could receive psychiatric treatment as an adult. That's an understanding family. And then the parents moved to Canada. They left the country, but they rented her an apartment and then left the country. Christine Barnett then moved to Canada when her son Jacob, her autistic child, Prodigy, about whom she wrote. Oh, is that the parent? Yeah. It's her parent. Yeah. No, the Barnett's. They're the Barnett's. They're the ones who adopted her. Right. So Christine's the one that, but she took, so she left the husband and moved to Canada? They're divorced now. Oh, well, that'll do it. It's a tough thing for marriage to survive. Yeah, you survive. You rented an adult. Yeah. You rented an adult who was going to kill you. For years. For years. Just going to kill you. Pretending to be a kid, pushing you into an electric fence. Yeah. I feel like they had a dinner and they said, whatever in our marriage made us think this was a good idea, we should just separate. What do you got? They got arrested for abandoning her in that apartment. What? The story goes further, I believe. It sounds like. Oh my God. 2019 prosecutors in Tipu Canu, Indiana. That's your number one problem right there. Tipu Canu, Indiana. But formal charges of neglect against the Barnett's now divorced, an affidavit of probable cause from 2014 provided by Refinery29 refers to tests performed by Peyton Manning Children's Hospital in 2013 that seemed to contradict earlier medical reports about Natalia's age. Investigators at the time found Natalia's claims that she was a Ukrainian child who had been abandoned by the Barnett's credible. But Michael Barnett's attorney told the Daily Mail that the charges had been filed because another couple, perhaps convinced by Natalia that she was a minor, had petitioned to become her guardian. Oh my God. She tried to rope another family. She's good. She's good. Explaining Natalia was living on her own and a couple wanted to become her guardian's. Thinking she was still a child, the couple tried to overturn the 2012 results. So they tried to overturn her fucking age. And get an adopter again. Despite new tests commissioned by that couple, the court upheld the original result, which maintained that Natalia was an adult. The couple later dropped their guardianship petition once she tried to kill them too. Wow. Now where is the last part? Where is Natalia today? Whereabouts are currently unknown. Her age remains the subject of much debate. She's touring with Skippy from Family Cloves. She's touring clubs in Connecticut. She's on the Blues Clues Tour. I mean, listen, you know, that's a guest. You want to get a guest? That girl. I would have someone in the room with a gun. You sit her on a stack of phone books? You might adopter. I might have a gun to sit there. You might bring her home. You might fall for it. She might be riding Marshall around the house. No, I have real kids. Yeah, that's true. I understand kids. It is wild. Do you think could you ever get duped like that? Yeah, you could get duped. Yeah. If someone's really, really, really good and you're tired. Yeah, if you're working hard, you just drink a little bit. Maybe you're on some anti-depressants that make you a little loopy. I wonder if the parents are like, how good of parents are we? Right. That for three years we didn't know that we had a 30-year-old psychopath living in our house. Like, maybe we're not the best at this. She's got a bush. That was the other thing. Yeah. Full bush, adult teeth. Adult teeth. Ugh, death threats. How do you make a death threat when you look like a kid like that? What do you, I mean, it's crazy. Like Chucky. He scared the fuck out of everybody. That's what it is. Fuck you, I'll kill you. Dude, Chucky was terrifying. Chucky was really, people say sometimes I look like Chucky, which is not nice. That's not true. Those people are mean. But there's a lot of people on YouTube that like to just let it fly. They really like to let it fly. You're not supposed to read that stuff. I know, but sometimes I do.