Bert Kreischer Tells Joe Rogan About 'The Tiger King'

You just watched it like quickly flip through it and then watch Big Cats. Big Cats? Or Cat King. Tiger King. Tiger King, what is that? Holy fuck Joe. What is it? This is Talk About Foe Confidence. It's on Netflix and it might be the most amazing show I've ever seen. It's about people who own big cats like tigers. But the whole thing is about petting cubs. You got to pet them when they're really young and then they stay cool with you? No, no, no, no. So these guys make a living off cub petting. So they bring the cubs around and they want to cub. And then what happens is the cubs grow up and then they end up with big fucking cats. And it is, I won't talk to you about it, I'll let you watch it and enjoy it with someone who's like, once you've seen it, there's no reason for me to tell you about it. It's fucking amazing. Here's the thing man, even if you treat your cat really, really well, you got him in a cage. The cat does not want to be in a fucking cage. No shit. They don't want to be in a cage. Code red, someone ripped off Brenda's arm. It is someone ripped off someone's arm. Joe, you got to watch it. It is a hundred and eighty seven cats on his Oklahoma property. Oh my God. A hundred fifty acres or something like that. Oh my God. Dude, it is. Oh my God. I'm going to save it for when you watch it and then you can rip someone's arm off. Uh huh. That's what she went back to work seven days later. Oh my God. With no arm. With no fucking arm. So now she has a stump. A little stump. Oh my God. Still working with big cats. Crazy. That is so crazy. Can you imagine if they just started eating part of you and you're like, I still got on a leg. I get this part of my foot. The one guy found a job off Craigslist. He's like, I've never seen anything like this. Fuck it. Let's do it. It's so fucking crazy. If you had a job like that, people are going to sign up. Like no matter what it is. Oh yeah. If you had a job to go out and cast straight wolves, there's going to be guys that are like, I think I can do it. By the way, we haven't even gotten to the fucking crazy. This is not even the crazy part. When you get into these guys' lifestyles, this guy married one. First of all, he's gay. Doesn't look gay. Married one dude. And then they brought in another dude. They have a throuple. That's not the crazy one. The crazy one's a guy that lives in South Carolina that's got fucking nine wives who he grooms. Joe, this is one. Really? Look, everyone, my special Hey Big Boys on Netflix, but fucking watch this show first. Wow. That's strong praise. It is. Tiger King. I'm writing that down. I'm putting it on my phone. Me and the girls watched Hey Big Boy and we fucking ... It was funny. We giggled. We talked through whatever. At the end credits, I put all the stuff that's from ... I put out a period party cake. I put in the credits, I put her test, my dad howling like an owl, and then Big Cats comes on. Big King? What's it called? Tiger King. Tiger King. Is that it? And within 15 seconds, George and I are like, all right, everyone's up. We found our show. It's that good. It's fucking good. God. It's good. There's something about people and giant crazy animals, people that want to keep those animals as pets. This is this Russian dude, I think, who has a polar bear and he swims with the polar bear. Have you ever seen it? No, no, no, no. He's in a swimming pool with a polar bear. He's like hanging out with a thing and cuddling with it. I was like, what in the fuck are you doing, man? You don't identify with that a little bit because I do. I definitely do. I do with big dogs. I think it's cool to watch because it's not killing him. It's like, look at it. It's hugging him. It's kissing him. Until it decides not to. Well, I think if you keep... bears, I think, are a different animal because if you keep bears really well fed, they're not just predators. They're omnivores. So if you keep bears really well fed, they're probably pretty chill. And I wonder if bears are like people. I think if you feed people only vegetables, I really believe this. They probably get less aggressive because I think your body probably doesn't think you need to be chasing things and killing things because you're not eating animal protein. So your body's like, oh, we can just relax and stroll and just pick berries and eat grasses and stuff. And I think if you did the same thing to a bear, maybe if you just gave the bear apple pies and blueberries and stuff. Oh, look at that bear get out of a pool. Yeah. Bro, he's so big. I mean, like, here's the problem is I would love one. Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to have one for a real good reason because there's a lot of people that shouldn't have fucking dogs, man. You've seen bad dogs and people have bad dogs. There's a lot of people that shouldn't have dogs, especially in L.A. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of people that like don't they don't train their dogs well and their dogs are like really aggressive and they they jump up on people. You know, imagine if it was a bear that did that. Just the responsibility. Look at the length of its neck. So crazy. They have such long necks. But just what it is, it's it's you know, the the animal that it is, it seems ridiculous. You should be able to have that in your backyard. That's a polar bear. I don't know where that guy lives. Where is it? Is it a say? Oh, it's got to be Ohio, Oklahoma, one of those cities. Oh, I mean, one guy who shot himself and let all the animals out. Yeah, they talk about that on the fucking thing. That's part of the reason that it's illegal to have a fucking big cat.