Bert Kreischer Talks About His Friendly Rivalry With Tom Segura

He's the only reason why I've ever been in any movies. Well, I did some terrible movies that nobody saw before, but like the movies that I did once I didn't need to do anything anywhere, anymore in terms of acting, was his movies. I did two of his movies. I did Zoo Keeper and I did Here Comes the Boom. And the only reason why I did them is because I love Kevin. He's such a great zoo. The Zoo Keeper was fun too. It was so ridiculous. I had to learn how to dance. It took months and months of my time. It was really interesting. I saw that dance. You can actually dance. So ridiculous, man. Sebastian Maniscalco can dance. In all fairness, some of what you see is not actually me. Some of it is me, but there was this dude who was a professional dancer, who was like a stand-in, who was amazing. He was amazing. So the stuff where it's clearly me, I definitely did a lot of the stuff. All the stuff with me and Leslie Bibb, where I had a holder and all that stuff, that was me, 100%. But this dude was so much better than me. Where you couldn't tell, they stuck him in. He was built like me and it was perfect. Nobody could tell because he was really good. When you see how hard it is to actually dance, you go, my god. When you see a real professional, it's one of the most dismissed things of people. We dismiss it. Like, oh, what a frivolous pursuit. Then he had to dance. But if you can really dance, it's so impressive when someone has full control of their body. That's what Tom said to me because I'm a better dancer than him. Dude, I did. Fuck Tom. Let me tell you something. That cocksucker. My daughter is the said. My daughters saw Tom's video and they looked at it and they're like, wait, Tom can dance. I go, you didn't say that when you saw my video. And they go, well, you paid someone to teach you how to dance. I go, so did fucking he. You think he did that on his own? They go, it looks like it. It looks like you figured out on his own. I tried to do that Irish dance for the release of the special. But you got to appreciate the fact that Tom did it in a Steven Seagal outfit. With a carrot. Don't ever like. I swear to god, if you watch the video of me watching that for the first time, it's a love letter. It's a man reading a love letter from his boyfriend. When Tom said, he goes, how do you feel? I said, like privately, I go, made me feel very honored that you did that. And he goes, because I love you. Like, like when he put that out, I meant so much to me because I go, because I thought I put out my dance video and everyone made fun of it. And we watched it. We giggled. But the fact that it inspired Tom to drop 80,000, whatever he spent, 80,000, 100,000, 110,000. The fact that he made a reply video made me so fucking excited. Well, he went so deep. He went so fucking. He murdered you. Joe, Joe, you realize what he did. He made me. He told us he goes, I sat and did facial recognition for him. Yeah, we talked about it. He fucked you hard, bro. Bro, you have no idea. The times I stay up in bed going, this is how I'm getting Tom. I swear to god. When the guy had the machine shirt on. We sell those at we sell those now and they're fucking going crazy. They're all at my shows. Yeah, we go.