B-Real's Problem with Flat Earth | Joe Rogan

Well, 10th Planet is downtown, right near where your place is. Yeah. Yeah. So your studio, or your setup, that's real close to 10th Planet Chujitsu. Yeah, man. Just let me know. I'll set it up. I will, man. You gotta avoid any flat earth conversations that come up. Oh, I, you know... Just plug your ears and keep moving. I get those from time to time, you know. People need to stay the fuck off of YouTube, man. Man. Yeah. They get confused. Yeah. That's the craziest shit. Yeah. Because I always argue like this about the flat earth, right? So, hey, listen, if we got a flat earth, there's an edge, right? And there's always thrill seekers looking to do something thrilling. And there's always a thrill seeker that fucks up and falls right off of that edge, right? So how many motherfuckers would be falling off the edge of the earth if we really had one? Oh, for sure. You know? There would be climbers. There would be a bunch of dudes who would try to hang off the edge and take selfies. Think about it, right? Twelve people this year have died at the Grand Canyon. That's the Grand Canyon. Is that really that many? That many. Damn. So far in this year. And some people die of a heart attack there because, you know, it's too much for them to be on that little bridge that they have there that extends past the edge of a canyon. They put in a little bridge way so that you can go and look down. People have heart attacks doing that? And people have had heart attacks from that. But the other guys are the ones trying to do selfies. Oh. Falling off the fucking bridge and plummeting, right? So you got to think, man, if we had a flat earth, how many people would be visiting the edge and falling off taking a selfie, man? There's no, you know, come on. No doubt. There would be teams of people. Teams. They would travel to flat earth and they would like rope. Like Alex Honnold would probably try to climb off the side. We'd hear it on the news. Another person has died from falling off the edge of the earth. Yeah. It would be 100%. That'd be our 100th. The flat earth people would tell you though that the government guards that. Yeah, and our right. Yeah, you can't go near it, bro. Battleships. Well, there wouldn't be just one edge though, right? That's true. They didn't think that through. Yeah, no, there'd be several edges if we're flat. Yeah, but see, you got to have that YouTube mentality. You got to put your head in a little box and leave it in there. Yeah, I could turn the oven box on and stick your head in it. The government's blocking the edge, man. You can't get near it. Yeah, it's like we're living in a dome. You know, that's the other one. Yeah, the dome. The dome theory. Yeah, there's no space. Space is fake. Fuck, man. People spoke too much. People want to believe in some crazy shit, you know? I wonder how much of them are stoners. Like most of them, right? How many of them are microdosing? Oh, good. Yeah, probably. Because that's a thing now. Everybody's like fucking microdosing right now. And it's not bad for you. They say it's actually kind of good for you. Ron White's doing it. Ron White microdoses psilocybin every day. He goes, wow, I never felt better in my life. And they like to talk when they're microdosing. Yeah, especially psilocybin. You just have these ideas. That's the thing. You have ideas and your mind becomes open to shit that normally you're closed off to, obviously. Yeah. But I think they think that the Earth is a disk. I think that's what I've heard recently. They think it's a disk. A disk. Some sort of a floating disk. And then we live in the Furmanment or something like that. There's like some sort of a cover over the top of the disk. And that's what the... Here it is. What is this, Jamie? It's the cruise. Huh? The cruise next year that they're at. The flat earth cruise? Yeah. Oh my god. Is that real? Yeah, that's adventure yet. They're going to get to the fucking glaciers and they're going to be like, I told you the wall. The flat earth cruise. They're going to jump out and get eaten by polar bears. That's the funniest shit. It has to use like GPS to get around. Good luck with that. You know, how many scientists do they have on their side? All of them. That's the funniest shit. No, it's fucking ridiculous. There's gigantic satellites that take huge high resolution photos of the Earth every 10 seconds from orbit, from thousands of miles out. Those are doctored. Yeah, it's just the whole thing is so fucking stupid. All the shit to believe in, like to invest any energy in that. Like why would someone lie about the shape of the Earth? That's the dumbest part about it. You want to know what I think is before the internet and all these different platforms where you can get information.