Alligator Attacks in Florida

That's Carole Baskin She's on it? Joe Jod- Joe Zodick should be on if she's on it Where's your husband? Where's your husband, lady? Yeah, I gotta learn to like make some money online or something like that Imagine that, did she really- if- if- let's just say if We're not alleging anything But if she really did feed her husband to a tiger Right And you can get her wishy happy birthday, that is fucking hilarious That's how I wanna go too, is food I think that's a great way to go out It is kinda weird that we kinda cheat on the food period thing Cause we- we embalm ourselves so we don't run So nothing can eat us It's a real- it's a dirty trick Like the alligator pit would be kinda fun, don't you think? When your body's done, just have a little celebration and throw you in a pit full of alligators Cause they have zero respect You know, the way they roll- you know how they kill- you know how they kill they roll Although I'll be just seeing myself twerking around like that Jamie, did I show you the video of the crocodile that's swimming with a body in its mouth? A human body in its mouth? Did I send that to you? This one's rough Um, someone sent this to me on Instagram Um, it's a crocodile And it's swimming up to this boat And it sounds like they're from Australia or South Africa, it's hard to tell But uh, they're- cause I'm not good at accents But they're trying to figure out what it is and then they realize it's a human Oh no Oh dude, it's rough It's rough, I'm gonna try to find it Okay, this is the kind of stuff Is it- It could be it Yeah, that's a crocodile, right? Oh, there it is on there No, that's not it I think they're just showing croc videos They're not gonna show the video? I don't think so, let's see I have- I guarantee you I have it in here If you just give me one second I'll find it Extremely graphic footage Hear this? Is this it? No, that's another one Oh no That's another one with a body in I've seen that one too Bro, seriously Oh, Jesus Wow Yeah, that's it, that's the one Wow So look at that Mmm Bro, that is fucking rough He de-pants them too That is fucking rough That is rough, and it looks like the crocodile wants everybody to see it Yeah That's what's most fucked up Now how much- It looks like it's swimming over like it wants everyone to see that it killed a person Now, how much is that crocodile's cameo? Is it? Bro I just want you to look at that, how crazy that is That is pretty- That we accept the fact that Monsters live near us That we're cool with that Like, why are we cool with that? The fuck is wrong with us? I think it puts us like, kinda in our place a little bit You know what I'm saying? Yeah, is that necessary? I don't know I don't think we should keep those things around Everybody thinks we should keep them around Like, I think shoot them in the fucking head and turn them into shoes You're out of your fucking mind Those things eat people Like, we're just so far removed from nature That we think that- And I'm not advocating Honestly, I'm choking around I'm not advocating for the elimination of all crocodiles I think the people are really comfortable being around them It just blows my mind Just like- Florida's having more and more alligator attacks every year Like, every- is that true? I might have made that up But I think there's been a number this year of Florida Well, that's one of my favorite shows where the guys get to go out and cull the herd Oh, yeah That's really cool, the way they do that, man I love it And they're doing it now with the pythons Because that's another invasive species That show swamped people, right? One is an alarming rate If one person gets killed by a werewolf If one a year gets killed by a werewolf That's fucking alarming That's about what that guy thought But I think this year there was a few I think a few people died this year How many people died from alligator attacks in 2022? Just google that real quick I'm gonna guess I think it's six I think six people have died from alligator attacks What about drunk driving? What about oxycontin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that too That too, but fucking also alligators Four so far Four How many have just fucking disappeared? How many homeless folks just vanished? One of my favorite stories was the guy stole a car And the cops were chasing him And he jumps out of the car on a bridge And jumps in the water and lands right on an alligator And gets killed right in front of the cops Oh, wow That's great That's great That's great That's great