A Mating Moment - JRE Toons

Yeah, I watched this Nature Special on the, what are those animals that hang upside down in Australia? Bats? No, they're like furry. They're furry and cute. Wallabies? No, they bounce around. I forget what they're called. Wombats? No, they've got them here too, I think. But anyway, this motherfucker is on one side of the river and he can hear a mating call from the other side of the river and he's slow as shit. Sloth? Sloth. A sloth. So this sloth hears the female sloth and he fucking, and I don't know where they get these cameras from, but they watch this guy go down the tree, across a limb, into the water, can't swim for shit. There's fucking rapids, he makes his way across, all like, because he can hear that, gets across, climbs on it. Like two days. And then he finds this other sloth and he climbs on top of her, couple shakes and they hit him. Done. Who's this bitch? But now he can think. Now the polo guy can think. Oh Jesus, she wants to eat my fruit. Fuck out of here, it's my fruit bitch.