Joe Rogan at Minneapolis, UFC weekend

This is what we do. We go in for a UFC and then we have a comedy show the night before like we have here. We have a show at the Fine Line Music Cafe here in lovely Minneapolis and then we go to the UFC the next night. It's a fucking powerful weekend ladies and gentlemen. Here to break the poem back it's Joe Brogan. He's in town for the big fights tomorrow night at the Target Center. It's being announced now that it's the top grossing event at Target in the history of Target Center. That tops like Bruce Springsteen, Prince, any Wolves game ever including the Western Conference Finals. It's a big deal tomorrow. By the way I'm at the Fine Line Music Cafe tonight. What time are we at? 9 o'clock? Something like that? 8. Oh cool. If you get there at 8 it will probably happen. We're on our way to the UFC Way-Ins. John Fitch, George St. Pierre, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Oh shit. What's up Minneapolis? What's happening? Welcome to the Way-Ins. How about a big round of applause for Ariane and Edith. Professional hot chicks. Dana White without him. None of this would be possible. Joe Silva matchmaker extraordinaire. The voice of the Ox Godproof Buffer. Laredo Fertina. Let's make it happen. I'm coming out tonight. I've got a comedy show at the Fine Line Music Cafe. Everybody's around too. So if you're fans of UFC that's my favorite job ever. For sure. That's the most awesome sport. And I don't know how I ever became a comedian slash cage fighting commentary. It's a very strange thing. I would quit if they'd be willing to rehire Jim Brown. Has he ever watched the early UFCs where Jim Brown did the commentary? That was the best. Because he had no martial arts experience whatsoever. But he was like 150 and 0 with bare knuckle domestic squabbles. He would get commentary like, right about now he's tapping now. Yeah that's a luxury of my first wife back in 65. Didn't have a hand. I told her bitch, toggle that shit she wanted. You better recognize there ain't no referee in my living room. Not today action. He's the chief of my position. For real what I like to do I like to apply a rape choke. I like to hit a bitch outside the hip with a foot. So my scotch worming. I'm gonna knock on the door and say, oh man, I'm gonna get your sex and you'll hear it. I accidentally said rape choke during the UFC once. I slept out. There was a Matt Hamill fight. Matt Hamill was fighting Tim Post and he had him with a rape choke. And I go, oh Matt Hamill's got the rape choke. Oh my world's in a hurry. It's a long story. I'm finding quite a lot of her tomorrow. It's a long story. I'm gonna move to Southern California. Got a minute right in a race of doing nothing. Minneapolis mother fuckers freestyling up in Florida. We up here niggas. We been happening all day nigga. Bring some more shit. Bring me that drop. Minneapolis. Minneh-fly for a second. Hey. Throw it down on the corner. Fuck the other steaks. Bring that shit to Minneapolis though. Radio ain't got no speakers. Ain't my juice. So I'm evenin' it. Leavin' it for you.