Funny fight story

Tell us what happened. Okay, I was living in Chicago and I was walking to work one morning and these two kids out of nowhere just pushed me up against a fence and they're like, you're not going anywhere, you're not going anywhere. I'm like, I have to go to fucking work, right? The kid fucking hits me right in the jaw. It was swollen like shit and the kid goes, he's rocked, he's rocked. And I watched fucking this guy doing commentary and I'm like, I know where that came from. And that was my first thought instead of, oh my God, I'm in trouble. My first thought is this guy's working Joe Rogan at me. So I'm fucking like all swollen up and shit sitting there at the doctor and my girlfriend breaks me a laptop and I'm like, I got to email Joe and tell him what happened. So he emailed me back, you know what, it made my day. Honestly, like it's the only positive thing from that story, but it made my day. Well man, thanks for coming to my 20th anniversary. You did great, you did amazing. It's really inspiring. We're going to put this on YouTube, man. It's a hilarious story. That shit's hilarious.