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Gordon Ryan is a champion submission grappler, entrepreneur, and author. Look for his new book, "Young and Successful," on September 16, 2022.
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Oh look at my earbuds I've never seen this guy yeah he's always do it he does a
lot of the UK ones
France is the best crowd though great crowds are they yeah rowdy as fuck really
rowdy
UFC yeah we're good all right we're live we're live ladies and gentlemen hey
Gordon Ryan
in the fucking house Brian Callen Brennan shop let's go let's go fight your
opinion um Jamie send me the
link so I could did you send it to me all right I will tweet it out to let all
the folks at home
look at Paul Felder looking like a guy from the 40s do you know what he majored
in in college
dance that's right theater theater yeah I know it is funny it is funny it is
funny he was at the
comedy store one night and I was like can you phone me at LinkedIn yeah he was
at the show and he was
like I was like you watch a lot of stuff he goes well I majored in theater what's
this thing did not
major in theater and he's booking a ton of roles he did the commercial I wrote
yeah I'm talking real
roles yeah your commercials for UFC guys he's booking like movies is he really
yeah like legit movies bro
that guy you want to talk about a guy who has had to struggle his fucking neck
was so bad dude he could
barely get out of bed to do podcasts and do his commentary work and then he's
in bed most of the
day after that and he has one eye his one eye yeah he's had his neck fused like
three different times I
was on the plane with him when he was he was in a he was in this right after
his surgery with that you
know brace and he was miserable I go how you doing he goes hey you know bro he's
he's been miserable for
years like in intense pain for years but he's better now right yeah he's he's
slightly better we got him
some we hooked him up at Wastedwell he uh he got some he got two knee replacements
so he's got two
fake knees he's got uh his neck is all fucked up offer him a fight tomorrow's
like I'll take it
wow how about his last fight ever they're like hey man are you down to fight
Gaslam in China on
eight day notice yeah right after you just lost to GSP and got dropped with a
left hook he's been fighting
since he was 14 man 14 like you can see video of him here oh he's the face of
European MMA he's
at Mount Rushmore if they had one over there bro he's a beast he was a beast in
his day and fought
undersized you know for a lot of his career at light heavyweight yep mm-hmm
just the fact the guy won
the world title with one eyeball I mean imagine you got a wife and a family and
a future you're in your
30s you're like well I still have one eye but here's my thing helps so crazy so
gay such a gangsta like
that like you have like your retina detached and like you can go blind and the
one eye you do have
and he got his retina detached in that eye too yeah so it's like what's crazy
is that's what you're
doing a sport where you can definitely lose yeah no doubt what's crazy though
too is the commissioner was
like ah he's good well you know what he did he memorized the fucking scale the
eyeball thing we read like
that's a junkie for fighting that's crazy how many guys are looking for a way
out all the time yeah you
know and this guy yeah fights 10 11 fights in the UFC with one eyeball he's a
legend legend unbelievable just
mental tough this is going to be an interesting fight benoit sandini and mauricio
roofie yeah roofie is
fucking crazy at 155 he's like a brazilian connor but he's huge huge it doesn't
make any sense that he
is 155 he's like 6'2 he's strong 6'2 he's huge he's undefeated in the ufc bro
he wheel kicked bobby
green into another dimension he's super talented cardio is the only question
hasn't fought top competition
is he only 5'11 it says on google i don't believe google be bull i think he's
talking i think he's
come on jamie come on it's 5'11 156. yeah my fantasy is 6'2 i believe he's
taller than that
i've seen him standing next to like trickus duplessis and all these other guys
he's like
he's tall as man tough fight for your boy bsd in his hometown yes he takes some
chances man he does but
the the thing is like on striking in striking roofie has a giant advantage and
roofie's not a slouch on
the ground and benoit sandini really good at judo yeah some of these guys who
fight at 55 when you
see them like the fact that michael chaser was able to make 55 at one point in
his career is so
ridiculous he walks around at 6'2 200 pounds yeah they they tore their fucking
kidneys apart man just
break huge yeah you're drying your organs out like an old sponge like yeah you're
rodriguez at 45
that's ridiculous would you say khabib was the biggest 55er no gleason and i
think that's the one
guy that should have beat him if you look at the record you know you look at
like khabib's got an
undefeated record there's an asterisk and that asterisk is glason glason tebow
that was a very
close fight that i thought khabib lost but it was early in khabib's career you
know it was before he won the
title but to your point khabib 55 biggest at like the championship level like
yeah i guess that was
never like no world class no he well he was world class but he was never well i'm
talking like world
class in the 55 division like top five he was never like tip of the spear well
if you think that he
almost won or could have won he definitely could have gotten that decision over
khabib he's right up
close yeah but he's a he you know early career to your point they're 55 is way
bigger than after a
while those guys their body just can't do it anymore no it's like you know how
many fights can you have
where you can still fight at your potential look at the size of t-ball that's
so yeah i saw him he was
well over 200 pounds oh yeah i saw him at top team and i couldn't believe how
thick he was oh he's so
thick it made no sense he had a perfect physique the craziest thing to me is pereira
making 85. oh
that's the nutty that's the nutty hands down i met him i was like a jack 235
once i know he was
like way bigger than me and i was like how the does this guy make 185 and his
hands let me take that
back he's longer than me like every every part of him is bigger than me like
how does this guy make
the craziest one was rumble johnson yep yep yep rumble was crazy when i i was
doing i was doing
warrior with him he was 235 and and i go 170. dude he fought at 170. he was two
when i say 235 like
i remember saying to sam sheridan i go i feel bad about myself he goes why
because i'm looking at
fucking uh i didn't grow like i didn't look at him like i want to look like
that i just want to look
like him and he sucked down to 70. it was the craziest ever well rubble look at
the size of him in the
lower right yeah he got juicy there's a while there that's where i met him when
he was fighting at 170
i was like 12 years what did he dive did he get sepsis or something liver
something with his liver god
damn it might have been liver it might have been some kind of a liver cancer or
something he was so
he was so talented too he came to our gym in like his prime and the coach was
like are you right or left
hand he's like whatever you want to do he's like well left or right man he's
like literally whatever you
want to do and he's like 230 pounds wrong oh okay organ failure due to
complications some non-hodgkin's
lymphoma a rare immune disorder and he had it for a long time he knew he had it
that's horrible yeah
remember when he said i have to retire i'm retiring for other things yeah yeah
terrible and then he died
like shortly after crazy it happened to my friend just died had we didn't know
but he had bone marrow
cancer we didn't know and then he went to a restaurant via veneto yeah one of
my favorite
people and he he just uh he stopped answering texts and i was like you know
what's going on he and he
goes no i'm good brother i'm just i'm just taking a break from every night you
but just like you know
i'm taking a break and relaxing and i was like this doesn't make sense turns
out he was in l.a and then i think
he he got septic and or something like that his family keeps it close to the
vest but that was a
good buddy of mine but just crazy that i get a call and says hey he he passed
last night but this is
brian nutshell we do the show monday i'm like hey benny's good man give me oh
yeah my friend died yeah
jesus christ i don't know how to deal with it i'm not good with emotion yeah it's
hard when someone dies
because it doesn't feel real it doesn't feel real especially if you don't see
them dead right it's like
what you're not there anymore i call you you don't answer my buddy called me
and my buddy calls me and
he goes hey man uh hey just look like this he goes hey man uh we lost fabrizio
last night i go
what where is he what are you talking about he goes he passed i go what because
you had no clue i had no
died no idea you're such a good the other best best food ever they fucking
released like the zero one
x specs or zero one around like nerve bugger i'm like oh man let me send this
to my dad i'm like oh he's
been dead for five years
yeah it's weird when people die it is it's very odd that's the r1's badass
though
your dad would have loved the zero one they you see that they they did the uh nuremberg
test and uh it wasn't with professional drive no it was with the engineer nuremberg
was that's nazi
germany you mean nuremberg ring yeah yeah
i drove that zr1 not the x but the regular one i drove it around coda it's
incredible
it's incredible it's like 1100 horsepower it sounds like just like the perfect
vehicle
it sounds so good it feels so good it's got such handling it's so good dude it's
so
does it have a traction issue no no no there's giant engine giant ass wheels
mid-engine
giant ass tires the widest tire you can buy on a production automobile but joe
joe would drive
that then he calls me i'm like i need to figure out a way to get one i need to
sell some
shit me too it's such a good car they nailed it man it's like they first of all
they nailed it with
the mid-engine with the corvette the c8 and then this is that times a thousand
i remember one time
i don't know anything about cars and joe pops the hood of this new porsche he
had and he kind of like
he went like this the way you do a magic trick he goes like that and and i i
was like oh man i was like
and you said something about it being dual aspiration i was like dual you don't
even know what
i said you just made up a term yeah i was like it has aspirations it was some
dual thing i was
like oh man it's got two lungs instead of one my car has one one that's what i
heard i heard dual aspiration
all right so this is the first fight gomez is very good he's from france that's
that dude right
there yep very good striker and then who is this gentleman some white guy that
guy looks like they
plucked him right out of kentucky yeah or poland or kentucky
i've never been to paris i've had us lay over there once i have no desire to go
great city
great city i've no desire to go how do you say that name richallah richallah
richallah
anybody who's fighting in france usually isn't french it's like by way of like
russia you know
what i mean armenia yeah france is very heavy in terms of its immigration yes a
lot of immigrants
francis and gano that's where oh that's right but even even with him above you
know that was the
build-up to this fight they're like he's not really french you know he's
originally dagestani yeah or
russian maybe right i think dagestani yeah yeah your fave yeah my favorite
every time there's a dagestani
knocking somebody out he's like jerking off count huh all of those daggy nuts
huh jerking off they're
nuts man like look at the way they control their top control their flow
wrestling their transitions
how about that guy sent you guys in the text message today oh dude that young
kid the muay thai kid
that axe kick that axe kick the thing about that kid though is i don't think he's
a grappler i think
it's just muay thai that's why he's fighting in one it's always weird when you
see a daggy and he's
good at stand-up and not wrestling or what the you've been doing how about that
yeah well that's
sharp bullet at 145. six foot at 145 is kind of bananas oh share bullets
fighting uh paulo costa
oh that's a good here's another guy with one eye yeah yeah share bullets out of
his mind yep
he's a big boy how the fuck does he pass commit what's the commission doing you
know you're good he
doesn't fight in america yeah where we have rules no didn't he fight i don't
think he fought in america yet
i don't believe so did he think you're right i don't believe he's fought in
america like you
just stay out there i thought it's gonna be tricky for hamzat to fight here but
once trump
became president they said come on in first round if you want to sync up to us
it's 452 451 450 449 448.
here we go first round this is a very good card though great card especially
the last two fights oh
for the locals too like there's a bunch of big names in france on here like if
you're watching
local mma all the top stars on this card they stack this one right yo our boy kentucky
can move
is he from kentucky he is now gordon you should you should gordon you should
take a couple of mma fights
just turtle up and they've all been in abu dhabi yeah yeah they're they're all
in a part of the world
like my friend yeah not a problem not a problem my friend he did film a movie
in hollywood though so
they allowed him to do that sure they allowed him to come over here briefly and
he was a pirate they
probably put an ankle monitor on him 100 he's not hard to find just find that
red red bearded
guy with one eye was it you know yeah his only hiccup was michael venom page
well that just shows
you how good michael venom page is that that's the puzzle i like mvp at 85 yeah
i love my 85. yeah
yeah man well the kind of fight i was like ah the size this is where he might
meet his match we like
man he fucked him up but he fucked around too much cannon ear got him on his
back yeah that's on him mvp
if you have a guy at that caliber hurt finish him dude don't wait around how
about cannon here at 42
he looks like he's made of metal he is hand me that lighter buddy it's
interesting with with uh uh mvp
because he's like so hard to take down because he always has down block hands
yeah so all the punches
come from the bottom and he also has a down block yeah but then once he
actually gets put on bottom he
didn't wasn't he couldn't get up those guys with that point fighting style are
so hard to touch
because they're so used to playing that tag game and their ability to close
distance is nuts yeah when you're
like the blitz his speed oh accuracy too i mean he makes everybody look stupid
he make he made kevin
holland look stupid stupid i wonder what they do with the 85 though because you
start going towards
those upper echelon guys it gets dicey well it's gonna be interesting to see
you know it's gonna be
interesting to see as long as he doesn't around like he did in the third round
with cannon near
i think people are gonna have a really hard time even touching early on for
sure yeah he's just so fun to
watch anyway i would keep him as he's just so entertaining there's so many
super fights 100
you see what he's saying in the cannon here calm down chill bro chill in the
middle of the fight
chill after he punched him in the face chill chill like what do you do to that
nothing
this guy just punches you in the face and he's telling you to chill and you
swing at air because
it's just like oh god think how good ian machano gary is i know people sleep on
ian he's such a beast
yeah you can't well it just shows you how good shavkat is yeah right the only
guy that's ever beat him by
decision yeah i mean they're doing shavkat versus sean brady that's a good
fight i love that fight
that's a real good fight that's a real good fight i'd like to know what injury
shavkat had that led
him to not take the title shot wild yeah i mean it must have been a serious he
had surgery i know he
had surgery but apparently before the machado fight he was not going to take
that fight like he's that
injured but he took that fight won that fight and then had to get surgery he
had a lot of hype too
and then just kind of like yeah people forget man there's so many good dudes
you know carlo's
protest is coming up there's some how about that jeff neil now he's playing leon
edwards protest
versus edwards pretty sure it's on mass square is it mass square garden jamie
this is so much taller than
i get you some with that oh my it's a tough fight for leon that's a tough fight
that kid's an animal
protest smoking cigarettes drinking again machado gary beat him yep beat him
people sleeping on ian
he had machado hurt though he dropped him remember is it madison square garden
so brady's fighting shavkat yeah wow i like that fight a lot brady's a little
baby gorilla brady
brady was impressive when he fought leon oh yeah like oh yeah he did he did a
lot he did most of the
things right to keep him down yeah and he's got like his extra layers of muscle
on his back that make
him look like a turtle yeah who is his loss to who did he lose to jack bala muhammad
yeah he got
beat up bad okay that fight but he learned from edwards versus how about
practice just smoking cigs
yeah it's crazy partying it's like joe shilling i love it it's like whole
persona is basically like
i'm going to prove you can be degenerate yeah he'll still people up well he can
yeah he's doing it he's
that good but also over a hundred fights really yeah really tight kickboxing mma
over a hundred
crazy you're a talented and under 30. come on right how old is he how old is
protest i think
he's 28. that's like those russian amateur fighters 32 yeah oh is he really
yeah that's like
russian boxers their amateur careers will be like 150 fights before they even
turn pro bro the craziest
guys are the ties blue kyle just fought recently he's 43 i think he has 287
fights so insane
what so what what but i think you're 287 times yeah but but that's boxing in
general kickboxing
in general like even the states that's typically how it is like those those
young dudes have so
many amateur fights but we're used to the jake paul's and this and people just
jump to the top
right where it's kind of watering it down yeah they they're brought up with
people that are at their
level slowly especially with boxing because speaking of boxing what do you
think about
like next week canelo can't wait oh canelo i see i don't think it'd be that
entertaining of a fight
what what makes you say that why i mean i guess if crawford takes some chances
but he's jumping up
such a high weight class i canelo by decision i'll tell you what though crawford
looks thick you see the
photos of him that he put on his instagram he's got big legs i know he's jacked
that's a good question you think it makes him faster good question pissed us
how dare you but
b i'm not sure he's doing anything but he might be yeah i'm not sure that his
look at that come
on son look at that yeah calen's jerking off to this later i am 100 i have a
boner that could cut
glass right now there's a photo on one of the websites that shows him at uh
when he's fighting at 47
ripped versus him fighting now at 68 ripped and he definitely looks thicker he
looks quite a bit thicker
technical he's he's better than canelo i just don't see him being canelo i don't
know if he's better
technically can i was pretty good pound for pound number one he's so good yeah
crawford's so good
what he did to errol spence is unbelievable but then also remember crawford
hasn't fought in two years
is it that long yep he's greatness madrimov was two years ago well the thing
about errol spence
though you got to remember errol spence crashed his ferrari and flipped it and
flew out and landed on his
head like he got up in that car accident i know but i don't think it had
anything to do with i think
crawford's just got a firefighter now i had to do something with it a guy that
gets that
up crawford's so good like he does that to everybody crawford's so good no
doubt he was like he was
ejected from his ferrari yeah landed on his skull it is crying it's like he was
fine
calen you need to take a screenshot of that dude it's burned in my mind it's
burning my mind
bringing it into the bathroom later i'll start crying that's fantastic when you
come you're going
to cry but i'm full of shame as you're coming oh no and then i'll watch it then
i'll look at it
again you look at yourself in the mirror think about in in boxing so you got
canelo crawford you got
mike tyson floyd mayweather that's happening and then you have jake paul giovante
davis that's the
state of box that's crazy let that sink in jake paul giovante davis is so crazy
135 versus 200. that is
so not they all they're all or exhibition none of them are yeah they're
exhibitions yeah but what does
that mean just means you don't really nobody wins they're not right it's kind
of i mean it's weird i
don't want jake to assume that they're not it's not like a real scrap it's not
real really so they're
not trying to knock each other out no mike tyson and floyd mayweather don't
like each other they have not
liked each other forever tyson and mayweather yes but they like mike tyson and
mayweather don't like
each other huh if there's a fight that might be real like where mike tyson
might say i'm gonna knock
this out or i'm gonna try to knock this it would be floyd they wouldn't yeah
because if you look at
like the jake paul fight no disrespect and if you look at the roy jones fight
no disrespect yeah they
look like they're sparring yeah right it looked like there was agreements made
yeah uh working i i do not
know if mike would honor any of those agreements if there was a moment for
years yeah if there was a
moment to really could he hit him i mean that little can move still at 50 years
old he's so slick
he's still in shape he's still fit both old as but this is the boxing how old
is mayweather
67. dude bernard hopkins bernard hopkins was still at the best in the world at
50. yep i mean that's
incredible that doesn't mean though with this because he was active fighting
contenders
kentucky's got gomas on the ground you're talking about two retired guys yeah
yeah that's so weird
money grabs it's so weird yeah it is weird it's money grabs i don't like it but
it's fun you know
something i'll tune i'll hate on it but i'll tune in yeah i'll tune in it's you
know it's but it's not
really fighting so jake paul is not going to actually be trying to knock out
your robbie the
reason says exhibitions huh if i had a guess yeah the event itself would be a
world-class venue be
presented to a global audience with new in-ring technology elements that will
reshape how boxing is
presented and scoring is achieved for years to come what does that mean that
has abu dhabi written all over
what does that mean this is tyson versus mayweather what does that mean where
are they doing that are
they doing that in saudi arabia but of course but of course because they have
all the money my friend
and they just go what do you want to see i'd always like to see floyd tyson who
wants to fight an
alligator so much money they got that oil money dog this i'm really curious
about uh crawford uh canelo
because they're they're actually kind of the same size same height they're not
the same size different
they're not the same size they look they look pretty much the same size but i
know once it made
a career fight at much heavier weight it would be like a 135 or jump up to 170
yeah they're the same
size frame wise yeah but one guy made a career if i didn't want seven right now
they're made to fight
right now they kind of are the same size well right now yeah but once a
naturally gifted bigger guy
and has competed at world-class level at that heavy weight you can't say they're
the same game when you
go up that much yeah you're not gonna be as fast right he had to put on a lot
of weight no and one
made a career like their major adaptations the other one's just doing it for a
money grab he has a
fight in two years well he's doing it for legacy and he is he is like he
prepared for this it's not
like he just went had a fight at 147 and then jumped up to 68 three months
later yeah like he really big
jump though isn't he did a lot of training put weight on like real weight yeah
we'll see i mean
i'm interested in that yeah just because i think crawford's that good i just
don't think i think
this is the problem with boxing they built these things up like you know jake
and tyson and people
think to me this great product or crawford and canelo and it's not there's not
much action bro i'll tell
you who's the real deal moses moses itama do you know who that motherfucker is
a giant 20 year old
heavyweight oh yes yes did you see what he did to dillian white yes he's a
problem yes he's a problem
yeah that guy's is he only 20 20 years old he's just slightly older than tyson
was when he won the
title so he can't be the youngest guy to ever win the title damn this is so
fast he moves like a
middleweight now here's itama watch this guy that's that samoan samoan or
whatever it is bro look at
the skill it's the skill the movement back and forth no joke either dylan white's
no joke look at this
shit it'd be nice if you said his name right it's dillian but it's all right
bro he tuned this guy up one
round man i mean again white is past his prime he's also gotten beat up white's
gotten yeah sure tyson fury
beat him up a lot of guys this is the test you want for this young contender it's
the way he did
it he did it like i'm a world champion mopped the floor yeah like dionte wilder
start starts him as
well oh i don't know if they fought i don't know if dionte fought dillian they're
trying to do dionte
wilder francis they're talking to each other take my money yeah see that that's
not an exhibition like
that the mma boxing take my that take my money but crawford somebody's not an
exhibition who do you
think gets knocked out in that one at this stage of the game i don't know you
know what the problem
with wilder is he did all that ayahuasca he's too friendly whenever someone
does too much ayahuasca i'm
like oh he's losing or any ayahuasca if you want to be a fighter he did the
interview at one time
enemies like i just i lost it i lost the killer and think really ayahuasca took
his darkness
that's a lot of guys really yeah they come back and they're just like too sweet
some say all of
them too sweet my buddy just came back from doing a 10-day ayahuasca retreat he's
made billions of
dollars and he goes i go how was he he was intense and i go oh that's cool and
he goes i just have a
deeper appreciation for my friends did you say that it was great he goes i
thought about you i was like oh boy
it's getting awkward i was rock hard thinking about did you say hey give me
some money yeah i know
yeah cut me a check god did you tell rogan that time you did ayahuasca
it was mushrooms i don't want to get into that what'd you do no no hey it got
real bad i i literally did
the god dose or whatever he didn't mean to dude i did three grams and i was in
mother's vagina and then
i did four more grams because i was invited to take more medicine and the sun
sucked me into his
mouth and spit me out into one of the upper rings of hell no no but tell me
what you're doing in real
life don't tell me what the words you're saying so i'm going to just say this i
i i was uh i apparently
i was because i thought i was in hell apparently for four hours i was asking
for a manager i was asking
to speak to a manager hell yeah because i needed to get out of there because i
was like i need to speak
i'm not supposed to be in hell i don't believe i'm a good person i just tripped
into a portal i need to
get home but they'll run in the realtor he was curled in a ball all right i don't
want to get
farting profusely my buddy goes you were in a you were in the fetal position
farting so loud
screaming and screaming this word we can't say screaming a lot of different
words that you're not
allowed to say okay dude when he told me i was like what the that's why they're
illegal dude i
don't remember anything i don't remember anything they tried to get me to do it
i'm like get the
out of here yeah slightly less yeah yeah you know what i learned don't do
mushrooms anymore when i
did well just don't do seven grams when you're troubled you made me eat a whole
chocolate bar on
this podcast you had to you see that if you look at me in the video i'm like
this it had to had to be
done yeah but that's like three three is a three is reasonable you get to
around five and things get
very strange then you start meeting aliens joe now that you stopped uh alcohol
yeah are you smoking
more weed allegedly mm-hmm it's usually how it goes i thought you stopped
smoking weed i don't know why
maybe they got to make that legal i got to talk to the big guy yeah donald you
want to make some
friends texas this is how you go this is how it goes you want to make some real
friends you won't like
they won't know what to do dude he's see what he's doing right now this is chicago
this is one of the
funniest things ever they are now saying they're going to look into taking gun
rights away from transgender
so what happens now is liberals have to defend gun rights i love it i know it's
genius this is like the
ultimate trap this is like the ultimate trap it's like do they fall into the
guy sweating with the two
buttons first of all he says things that he doesn't mean like it's wild when a
president says we're
looking into taking away rosey o'donald citizenship you can't do that i know
you can't take away
i saw him yesterday i was like imagine rosey o'donald moves to ireland to
escape trump and
then mcgregor just becomes the leader oh that's hilarious he's very well might
he really might win
i saw some video he posted like campaigning for it's at like 50 million views
yeah apparently he has
like 60 percent in the poll wait who's this connor mcgregor being the president
of ireland yeah he just did like
you know that my focus is basically arnold schwarzenegger but for for us for
the ufc
you know movie star yeah two-time world champion now if he becomes president
actor that's
actor that's what i'm saying well there's a there's a real movement you know in
in england and in ireland
because of this sort of like unchecked immigration well dude elon's gone off
the off the
fucking chain too yeah elon's making posts like you guys gotta fight back oh
yeah man
because people are getting arrested in england just for posting stuff on social
media about it bro
they're they are arresting thousands of people in england didn't they say who's
on my podcast yeah
he left my podcast went back to england and they arrested what oh wow wow i i
just had tommy
robinson online you know tommy robinson is yeah so he got arrested uh for the
same thing for for a
documentary and i just had him on he got arrested for a dog yes dude he did 18
months
what he just got out he just did the was the documentary about it was basically
about his hometown which
he grew up to it started out with one mosque and now there are 49 in his
hometown of lutton i think
it's called lutton and basically just talking about uh the grooming gangs and
stuff um so it is crazy what
that's what they're doing it's insane did you check immigration the hiking band
in canada yeah
a hiking climate you can't go for climate change you're not allowed to go
kidding i watched a video
yesterday they find you 28 000 of a veteran of a veteran like takes a video
like hey i'm with the guys
here i'm not on camera because we're not allowed to record them but they said
that if i walk into the woods
here i'm gonna get a 28 000 dollar fine are you so he takes a video of him he
walks three feet into the woods
walks out and then he's there's a video of him at the desk saying it's a 28 000
it was like a 25 000
dollar fine plus like three thousand dollars in like taxes and victim fees canada's
so full it canada's
such a mess well they are what we can be if we're not careful if you have the
wrong people running the
country you have all these tights i mean if it got to a point where some of
these people if you took
away the natural born citizenship thing like if you could be a president and
never born in america
we'd be super fun we'd be because we're already when they become mayors and and
when they become
government if they if that starts happening yeah you're just going to import
people from all over
the world and they're going to take whatever their country is and make that
state it let me ask you
this is it true that when you have on so if you have a bunch of illegal
immigrants in your town
your your your census numbers go up yes so so congressional seats right so the
way it works
is the census only counts how many human beings it doesn't count how many
illegal aliens no it doesn't
care it doesn't matter that's so that's why they were moving people in with
buses so that's why they
moved all these people to swing states so you're basically rigging these areas
and then they were
trying to offer a pathway to citizenship and allow those people to vote which
would have completely rigged
all the swing states wow yeah i mean elon talked about it pretty extensively
and documented it it's
it's a real thing and people push back about it's a dangerous conspiracy theory
but it's not because
the census counts people and the more people you have the more congressional
seats you get if they
just eliminated that the democrats would be cooked if i don't know if that's
even legal though i think
constitutionally it's it's basically the way it's set up it's supposed to be
the amount of people
it's not supposed to be the amount of legal citizens which which it should be
congressional seats i mean
come on it's crazy it should be citizens especially when you're just opening up
the border and you
allow 20 million people to come in over a period of four years that is a
massive percentage of the
population of the united states it's nuts like 20 20 million people i was like
it's a huge percentage of
the original population yeah tommy robinson told me 43 i don't know if this is
true but i think it's
something like 43 of the immigrants that come into the uk and i think in europe
in general are
on the dole but especially in the uk so they're on the dole they're literally
on welfare yep and and
the main problem is that a lot of these people from certain countries don't
assimilate no because
they are you know uh islamic first and then you know and essentially the whole
idea is to get a
caliphate and create a caliphate in the uk which is insane well they're doing
it that's what's really
insane is that they're doing it but the thing is like who's allowing this to
happen and what's the
end goal did you see the new lady who apparently was just the uh just got
elected in the uk for like
for like border patrol and it's just like her arabic or yeah farsi or whatever
it is written behind her
oh yeah she wants surreal law like it's it's completely bananas what yeah this
is the problem it's like
you want to assimilate great doesn't matter where you're from what your
religion who cares but if
you want to start overthrowing the very country that you're emigrating into i
mean well that's that's the
the bomb is if you say something against it then oh you're racist yeah i was
having a conversation
with constantine i'm not racist i grew up in the arab world i'm the farthest
thing from
i love i grew up with the arabs and and muslims so don't you can't call me that
but that's
crazy that's what everybody says yeah everybody everybody here's the difference
though can i just say
this yeah the biggest thing that the left does is this you you say there's a
problem which is a
legit problem you say you know uh london's now minority uh country there there's
there are these young
muslim men for example who are not assimilating and are becoming militant and
fundamentalist okay you
say something like that what then a leftist will say is they'll go instead of
like debating that issue
which is a problem you're just stating a problem okay they will say oh you're
you're islamic phobic
you're xenophobic and you're racist so they they they diagnose you they kind of
they i'm stealing
this from nick frites by the way so shout out to nick frites but that's what
they'll do they'll
they'll diagnose the person and their personality and their character not they'll
step outside of
the debate yeah so you can't have a conversation with people like that no no no
you can't i'm not
but that's why it's scary though is because there's no talking point there's
like there's no common
ground that you can discussion yeah you can't agree on anything right so it's
like if i'm over here
and you're over here and we both can't meet somewhere in the middle right men
can't get pregnant
exactly at some point you just have to fight right because i'm going to stop
and call you a transphobe
and turn my back on you've got a divorce or you have to fight but don't you
think that this is on
purpose i think it's to keep each other at each other's throats yes it's to
keep us in chaos so
they can implement more control and it's working yeah well is it or are we
starting to get wise to the
fact that we're all being gamed it's a battle yeah it's a battle are the masses
game wise to it though
well it's where it's working on a lot of people there's a lot of people that
are just falling right in
they're falling right in line and you know and if you tell them that they're
homophobic or xenophobic
or transphobic they'll do whatever the they can to avoid that label and so then
they fall right into
your trap although trump did get elected and it seems like the that that
argument by the by the left
is starting to lose a lot of its yeah but it only he only elected by half the
country right the other
half the country didn't want them it's a lot of people it's a lot of people so
it worked on a lot of
people they were in the the process of implementing a plan and that plan if it
worked would have made this country a one-party state but disliking trump and
disliking those
policies are two different things right so there are people that are
conservative who don't like
trump there people are moderate democrats or republic who don't like trump my
my question is
you would know this better how much of this stuff online is real is real bots
bots how much huge
percentage really still is like the opposite of real life an fbi analyst said
as many as 80 of the
people that are posting on twitter are bots what posting what though just
political all kinds of
stuff every climate politics race gender there was uh china just got busted
using chat gpt
to run a host of different accounts a bunch of different accounts that were all
posting
about usa b usaid being shut down they were posting about lbgtq plus ta
whatever the
fuck issues just to divide us more just to divide us more so brian shaw told me
that he posted a picture
of him and jordan peterson he always gets the love you know he's a strong man
and he said that he was
getting all this like immediately just all these comments that were like how
could you do this and
stuff like that then he'd go to the profile and be like this is this doesn't
feel like it's real no
not a real person it's not a real person there's a giant percentage on
instagram a giant percentage on
facebook and on twitter that are not real and it's legal and you can do it and
i bet we do it too
i bet corporations do it i bet human you can crowdfund by the way on purpose
like say if brian callen
if you like you hated brendan schaub it shouldn't be the fighter and the kid it
should be the kid and
the kid just me everybody agrees you can literally you could literally go to a
company and have them
attack brendan chob and you would pay for it and they would use their box
before on me yeah yeah i'm
sure well it's been it can be done on anyone that's the point is like any
whatever your goal is say
let's get rid of all red lights no more no more traffic lights you could do
that you you could have
whatever the you want have a bunch of fake people yeah protest a waste of time
but you know you can't
do that but it's not really it's not really well i guess it does it's effective
with dumb people yeah
especially if you have a country doing it like china can do it to us but we can't
do it to them
right we can't get into their system so it's like they just they they yeah they
have whatever they
want the people know oh well they run their own propaganda and then they run it
against us which
is that might be the least of our problems we let them buy land around military
bases yeah they own a
shit ton of land yeah my friend had his company attacked that way oh yeah i
mean the biggest issue with
china is definitely ai yeah yeah yes that the ai is like the next but but those
two dudes you had on
here with ai they're saying we're actually still a step ahead of them
i don't know if they know did i summarize that yeah they said that at the time
but i don't know
if they know because here's the thing they steal all the data from open ai they
steal data from like
grok just got infiltrated by this guy who stole all their shit allegedly and
then sold it to open ai
and open ai got infiltrated allegedly by china like these you've got all these
chinese nationals that are over
here working yeah that's what i was gonna say they're in the air labs and
technicians they're chinese
nationals yeah yeah because remember when we when we had told this was like the
biggest problem america's
facing for sure 100 because we had tulsi gabbard on the podcast where i was
like yeah russian uh
what did i say russian hackers i kept talking about russian hackers and she's
like hey yeah off the air
she's like just so you know we're better at hacking than they are oh yeah we
have better hackers so this
whole thing keep talking about with russians i don't know i kept saying russians
she's like america's
actually has way better people to hack all that but it's an arms race it's a it's
a it's an ai race
yeah the thing is they're all together it's the government against us with the
corporations in
china they're all in lockstep they're not like in battle with their
corporations corporations do
what the government says exactly they tried that over here with facebook like
when facebook when
the fbi clamped down on them told them to get rid of the the hunter biden
laptop story they did it
well they didn't at facebook they kind of limited the reach but twitter they
completely blocked it
but the other thing that they did was they told them to get rid of factual
information about covid
factual information the government was contacting zuckerberg because they didn't
want vaccine
hesitancy because they wanted to make more money they wanted more money or was
it did they believe
that their vaccine was saving lives money money money for money really look at
you you're so cute they
just want to save lives he's still one of those no brian's still one of those
guys brian's still
one of those guys there's not a god damn thing the government cares about him
dude i really
it's not a goddamn thing the government does for you like for you make your
life better everything
they do is to either get elected raise more money campaign like more more money
like raising money for
causes it's their own agency in the uk now they're like they're like we're
going to deal we have a
we have a solution to deal with mass immigration we're going to digital ids so
it's like they created
an issue yep and then they're and then they're going to give you a solution to
give them more control
that's why my thing is how much money do they yes man is down but what you just
said what you just said
about the government whether it's true or not that's a very important thing to
keep in to believe
luna on the podcast you know what she said to make sure we were talking about
certain issues she goes they
don't want to resolve those issues because they could fundraise against them of
course how about
they literally don't they don't reach resolutions but my question joe is how
much money do they need
like uh well they always need new money every week but my thing is like pelosi
like how much money does
that big heavy bitch have she has the biggest it's like almost it's like a half
a billion half a billion
and she just keeps going 400 million yeah well that's her husband i mean he's
he's he's always been an
investor you know yeah but the way he's doing the way he's doing his insider
trading right it doesn't
mean it's not it doesn't mean it's all on the up and up obviously you know but
i'm just saying how
how much how long does she need to go she's 82 years the answer to that is that
government will
continue to grow like a leviathan and it it it does what does it do well that's
why they want two
parties here they want no no common talking ground between the two parties so
we just keep fighting well
that might be good you want government to fight each other right you want you
want this divide and
conquer things so government moves at a glacial pace that would be the idea but
right but government
is the issue yeah remember when elon was trying to start the american uh wing
remember that you start
it was like not democrat yeah third party's never really it's hard first of all
i don't think you're
allowed to name it i think we looked into that you're not allowed to name your
party the america party
because that's fair you can't call it america's then if you go against it you're
going against america
that's fair that's like the patriot act yeah the genius of the patriot act was
yeah so i understand
what what elon's gonna do now i don't know how that's gonna work in effect like
if he if he starts
another party oh there we go it's back here we go you'll see he's leaving espn
espn said won't you
guys have staff on his tit right there has he got staff on it looks like a bruise
uh he's got something
but it doesn't big toe to the titty it doesn't look like staff no staff is
usually raised it just looks
kind of red it doesn't really look raised from here but i can't tell the worst
one ever was kevin lee
remember kevin lee went to the art like this welt he's like makeup on it yeah
was that when he fought
tony was it that fight that could be anything that doesn't look raised though
dude how about tony got
to win the other night uh i heard that staff doesn't come from the mat it comes
from the person you're
rolling with is this what's up jamie oh that is staff that's staff oh that's a
hundred percent
stuff that's not see the little white head up top surprise about a fight wow
but if you're an
antibiotics i think it's 24 36 hours you're not contagious anymore it's just
going to drain your
fucking cardio damn yeah how effective is topical solutions on something like
that so you have to
take systemic like into i actually just had staff like a month ago of course
you did you've had it a
thousand times and and i was like and i actually i actually use fucking grok to
help me cure it without
antibiotics really um so i had it on my back and i put um i put the topical clindamycin
pad and there's like
liquid clindamycin that you can like just rub on there and there's a pad so i
i doused the pad in clindamycin and i taped the clindamycin pad to my back and
then i broke one
of those heating pads and i put i taped the heating pad to my back because
staff once you start getting
above body temperature it doesn't replicate yeah like it yeah i think it dies
like 140 or 150 degrees
somewhere around there so get in the sauna but yeah the problem is that it you
have to it's sustained
over time like you can't sit in 150 degrees sauna for 24 hours right right
right so i kept the heating
pad on there and i would just change it like five six times a day change the
pad and
it went away in like two weeks took a little bit longer but i didn't have to
take any
or how's your stomach i'm like wow i wish i could i wish i knew this 10 years
ago before i've ruined my
fucking life um it's terrible it is still yeah i haven't been able to do like a
hard session since
like early 2024 damn i just start dry heaving every time my heart rate goes up
so i'm just like a skinny
fat guy now that's so nice jesus christ dude have you tried fasting have you
ever tried that i've been
forced fasted like i just haven't been able to eat for two weeks and like you
haven't eaten anything
in two weeks or just a little bit like just nothing i just wasn't able to eat
like just
could only drink water yeah i was uh like before i fought roberto jim and i was
actually had to go to
the hospital because i couldn't drink water or eat for two weeks and i was in
the hospital like three
days before you could drink water oh no just like too nauseous to get anything
keep anything that is so
so i just like went to the hospital and got an ivy and then like flew to go
compete all right here we
go what do we got here sola and mckee
you gotta get at least one of them a nickname now i feel like we're yeah
that guy who so mckee is the guy with the tattoos yep
solo's gonna be a big fan favorite because he's champion in a lower league out
there oh is he yep
they put a bunch of those cats on him so paris didn't our friends didn't even
have mma until
really really fairly recently right like 10 years ago yeah
because when francis was over there he he was no mma yeah you couldn't fight
and then finally they got
pfl did events in africa and he didn't show up
because he said they didn't use any like regional guys that's why he wouldn't
show up yeah really yeah
he's like no you didn't use any of my guys wow i think there's a chance oh oh
nice i think there's
a chance francis comes back to the ufc now i don't think there is why you say
that i don't think dana
wants that all right well you dana had a bad experience with him i heard didn't
enjoy working
with him oh but but you don't think there's a chance some of the some of the
other shot callers
there go dude we can get him back perhaps john him versus at the white house
yeah do you think
i think john on the white house card i think john does the white house a bit
not
tater goes they go what's his chance he has one in a billion did he really say
that he's one in a
billion i saw that john responded with a great answer he did say and there's a
chance you're saying
there's a chance you guys i'm a one billion guy that's exactly that's exactly
what i thought when
i said when i saw it and i was like i was like oh since there's a chance yeah
100 this guy's getting
caught good news is john's most recent case has been dropped oh yeah which is
excellent yep he
wasn't even there apparently i don't know i only go with what good what my
phone says all right oh i i
think i'm all i mean i'm always with my phone listen i think there should be a
place i think there
should be a place in this country that has no law one city just one city with
no law just going to
mexico just maybe it's just one place with no law just like or maybe like a
little gray area in
between the states what about the purge just 24 hours where there's just one
place where you could
just get buck wild well you can go down to tijuana dude you can just live like
go to mexico i mean but
ed calderon i was listening to that podcast that's a crazy podcast that dude
has seen it all i can't
imagine what he's actually 37 assassinations in the last mexican elections yeah
but they all dab but
but all but all those politicians they dabble with the cartel so it's not like
oh no no no no no
they're not dabbling they are all cartel members that's what i'm saying that's
what they're not right
well do you see what happened in germany yeah they're all involved yeah yeah
seven seven of the
right-wing cabinets had just been had just died yeah then i looked into it
there's no foul play here i'm
like but that's seven that's a lot yeah no foul but hey but my thing when you
had ed on a i'm never
going to mexico again but b i mean it's terrifying never um but b too i sent my
wife that she wants
to take the kids to mexico because she's from there it's never happening yeah
and so i sent her that
podcast but um when he was like yeah trump's you know they have the drones like
kind of following the
cartel and all that to get information on them and like he's gonna they're
gonna do something to send
people in there but when he was saying the cartels like in the government and
the police units they're
everywhere it's like okay so you're gonna take out the henchmen that does
nothing well call their
onset so so so my my summarization of that podcast was like oh well mexico is
fucked there's nothing you
can do you're never gonna get rid of it it's too ingrained in the community
look what bukele did
he treated it like it's also ingrained here like when you go to afghanistan
like we're so far separated
that it's not really like there's no saving it like the cartel can come up here
and
fuck with us correct well calderon said the only way to deal with it is treat
it like it's an insurgency
and and you know when they had that conservative guy in charge uh they actually
they actually did a
lot to cripple the cartels but unless you treat it like an actual civil war
where you got to treat
it like this is a real insurgency you have so much money they can they buy so
many politicians they buy so
many people it's so difficult to beat them at this point because we let it get
so too far yeah mexico let it
get so bad that when you have 37 people get assassinated in one election so
hard but how's
that not on if cnn wants to break some news how's that not on the tracker at
all you have to hear it
from me you have to hear it on the spot did you hear did you hear this this
influencer this tick tock
influencer killed her her husband and her seven-year-old and 13-year-old
wrapped him in plastic
and put him in a truck did you hear about this this is a last week ago yeah but
see that's what i'm
saying in mexico yeah yeah and then the two guys the husband was doing
something yeah and the two guys
that that the cops brought in were witnesses to it they got kidnapped jesus
right out of the prosecutor
but didn't that say like 91 of murders go unsolved yeah yeah everything's just
a cold case i don't know
dude i think any if you're the nine percent that gets busted you can walk there
you can just walk there you can walk right into chaos yeah you sure can from
here you can get there
in a day but if you're a tourist a lot of times they'll leave you alone five
hour drive dude when
i was living uh california i had my ford lightning and there's a shop down
there that makes carbon fiber
parts for lightnings i was like i'll just go pick it up i drove down there and
the guy working the
the custom goes what are you doing what are you doing what do you mean man i'm
here to pick up some
car parts he goes listen we knew you were coming because you posted you're
coming down here we knew
you're coming and we're good and we're fans we're good we're good guys but if
we know you're coming
the bad guys know you're coming he's like don't come back here man i'm like
really he's like don't
come back he's like you're in a loud orange ford lightning and you're posting
you're coming down here
yeah don't do that worth it was it i mean it's cool yeah this carbon fiber
offenders are tough to
fight who would run for mayor look at that from 2018 to mid 2024 1 709 murders
attacks and threats
were reported against politicians and officials that is crazy who's gonna run
for at least 37
some people just eat this up here you would you think at 27 the guy's like this
dude well calderon said
the people are getting so sick of it i i think ultimately there becomes this
what are they going
to do be a revolt the population and do what and do what get shot i think they're
so organized though
yeah they're literally like military military weaponry and they have night
vision they have armies
i mean that's what i'm saying what are you going to do i don't know a revolt
and do what get murdered
i think i think you're going to see more of that what that happened that venezuelan
boat that just got
taken out in the middle of the water i was seeing people saying that that wasn't
a cartel thing and
that what donald trump has committed is a war crime he blew up people from venezuela
for no reason you
don't think they know that this this this boat filled with taped up satchels
yeah and maduro i can't believe
that the justice department said maduro we have a reward for his arrest 50
million dollars oh that's
they put 50 million dollars on the president's head that's setting something up
they're setting
something up oh yeah there must be some gold in them dar hills yeah yeah i got
a feeling i got a feeling
we got some some pretty some badass is kind of already down there well probably
there's probably
also something between mexico and canada it's just a shit show yeah but canada
is like so much safer
yes canada you have your job you have your reputation destroyed in in mexico
they kill your whole family
it's kind of a difference uh in canada one of 20 people in canada is assisted
suicide
what yeah one in 20. what yeah i'll send i'll send it to jamie so he can post
it it is uh so crazy
in other news did you see that uh roy jones jr yes it wasn't that wasn't that
heartwarming it was so
amazing the the guy they gave him his gold medal yeah the korean guy yeah who
got beat i love that
it was heartwarming it was really cool i got emotional over it yeah because
there it is assisted dying now
counts for one in 20 canada deaths like what that's how that's how depressed
they are well they're doing
it for people that are depressed they're doing it for people oh you hurt your
knee look i'm not allowed
to hike anymore okay they killed fifteen thousand three hundred people last
year what a show what a
shit show it was legalized in 2016 but it showed around fifteen thousand three
hundred and three
hundred people underwent assisted dying last year median age is 77 though after
being successful in their
applications yeah the median age is 77 i kind of get that yeah so you can just
do it for any reason
yep yeah small minority of other cases patients may not have been terminally
ill but sought assisted
death due to long and complicated illness that had significantly impact their
quality of life
well it really makes you think like what percentage of people are just
suffering where life just
fucking blows probably quite a bit and and are they doing it in those tanks
they're doing those like weird
i don't know how they do it yeah i don't know have you seen those they look
pretty nice they do in
oregon i would tell you you could get assisted suicide in oregon i would tell
you how they put them
down do we know i don't know ivy or is it gas or because there's a place in sweden
i watched a
documentary on it he kind of just jumped in this little like alien ship looking
thing and just
came over cook you he had his last meal with his wife was like all right see
you on the other side and
just you and i were talking about suicide one time and i was like i can't
understand how anybody would
do it and a guy who i'd get would come to my shows periodically and he'd give
me like he made knives
and stuff and he emailed me and he goes um just so you know i'll give you an
idea of what it's like
when you contemplate suicide i was like okay and he goes yeah if you ever been
in a sauna and you can't
stand another second you got to get out because it's just too hot think of
being that with no doors
all the time for your whole life yeah and i was like holy did he do it or no he
tried twice i guess and
now he's better well think about the kind of pain that bisping must have been
in because of his neck
you know yeah but bis being the guy but you he didn't even consider it no no
there's a difference
no he's probably trying to line up a fight think about gordon think of the he
deals with
still winning you know i'm saying being seasick i just can't understand how no
one can figure
out how to fix what's wrong well they i mean the issue is that they know what
the issue are but what
the issues is and they're just like we're gonna try to reset your gut biome i'm
like sweet what's like
the like agreed upon baseline homeostasis for like what your gut biome supposed
to be they're like we
don't know there is what's different for every person so let's just just eat
nothing but kimchi for a
year and see what's going on i could do that yeah yeah or i could just kill
myself
don't do that god biome yeah that's like afif ganun and he's got that clinic
because everybody always wondered like what happens if you take antibiotics too
much
there you go now we know yeah remember my psoriasis you remember seeing how
covered i was
and then andy galpin and dan garner why are you laughing you're such a piece of
but i can't i just started laughing i know get his face it's like when who was
a bobby lady was like i was
brutally molested and yeah i just started crying died by a down syndrome guy
all right i'm gonna say this again if you if you guys laugh and change it every
time
when i was when i was just avoid i was brutally molested i'm like you don't say
brutally dude
no i was thinking about bobby is like bobby might have been making that story
up he was
every time i was laughing because every time we got worse and worse and worse
bobby's one of the funniest people yeah he's funny as he's one of the funniest
people ever
very funny i miss him so santino man will bobby not talk to you anymore is that
what's going on we
taxed we're good interesting but i miss you text like three years ago no no but
you don't text like
on a regular basis no i said we we made up though yeah he had said he told
somebody to say hi to me
and then i said hey uh you know i heard and i said he goes how are you i go i'm
i'm good and eternally
sorry and he goes we're good and uh yeah well that's cool is he at the mothership
that's a good fight
lopez diego lopez it's a great fight that's next weekend does bobby come to the
mothership much uh
he's been there yeah i mean he comes when he's in town i tried to get him to
move here i've never
moved into austin but uh when he was here he met some nice ladies tim dylan's
take on austin's
hilarious it's funny it's so funny he's like there's like two good restaurants
i've been to multiple
times there's no live music scene it's six buskers on heroin he's here all the
time he was here last
week he's going to be here again this week yeah he's the best because he owns
two houses here
yeah he's just nuts yeah he's very funny he's just being silly so fun and then
they write articles on
it what's really funny is that that it became like a whole thing like the the
movements leaving austin
they this this shine has worn off it it quoted me shane gillison uh and tim dylan
saying how much we
hated austin i just said i miss the baseball dads in l.a that's all i said man
that's hilarious i love it here
yeah yeah i i used to miss the comedy store until i opened the mothership that
was all i missed
i love everything else about austin i have no problems here i'd love them to
clean up some of
that homeless though compared to l.a yeah that's pretty bad on sixth where
first of all what are you
doing on sixth other than go to the club and get out of the club i do yeah don't
film i got a dead
rabbit sometimes that's the problem right that shelter's right there which is
so nuts you get some
people that are homeless right trying to get clean and where do you put their
shelter a block away
from the biggest party street in all of texas i know it's so dumb i'll be
honest i haven't seen because
i'm not i haven't been down to six at all i haven't seen a single homeless
person yeah well they're
very centrally located yeah it's all six street and i'm in like i'm like a
weird bubble where it's like
pleasantville it's just there's no danger and i don't like it look at this look
at this look at this
look at this this is a matter of time that's it herb dean seen enough yeah that
guy that guy was
just he was just did you see i feel like this can't even be real but it it
might be did you see they
just opened a uh 65 million dollar transgender homeless shelter in new york
well how does that mean how many
that's fantastic how many homeless people are transgender i saw i saw it we
could think in fact there's
three people in there but well mom donnie is saying that he wants to set it up
where people can go there
and get snipped for free he's gonna win huh hopefully yeah to watch to watch in
new york try to experiment
with a socialist again i heard an interesting i heard an interesting take
yesterday where apparently a lot
of the rather than a lot of the super rich people in new york actually want
them to win so they're like
yeah go ahead we're not gonna be affected yeah you guys see how it goes new york
city opens first
taxpayer-funded transgender homeless shelter in new york progressive political
theater that is adorable
150 beds for trans and gender non-conforming individuals nowhere to sleep those
are expensive
wow that is really wild nations first what is gender non-conforming do you get
to choose if you're
gender non-conforming what if i just decide i'm gender non-conforming i think
all i have to do is
just say it yeah you can just say i'm gender non-conforming though okay well
that's what's new
about that transgender movement it's rooted in what a feeling it's not rooted
so you can be a minority
and a minority on the same level or even bigger than a black man ask dave chabelle
because you feel
like one you know what's weird though it has your daughters are older have your
kids actually like when
that transgender shooter the just the was that last week the mass shooter seven
of them in a row yeah
i'm saying this last one it was all over the news we had the news on when my
kids asked me about it
because kids kind of have a better understanding meaning meaning it's very
black and white where
they're like wait dad he's a or she's a girl i go no that's a guy right he's
like but she thought
she was a girl i'm like she felt like it but she's a man he's like oh that
makes it there's no the lines
aren't the thing is in the manifesto this guy said that he regrets going trans
and he doesn't want to
chop his hair off even though he hates his hair he doesn't want to chop it off
because he'd be like
giving in to all the people that said he wasn't really a woman in the first
place but he regrets
ever doing it in the first place here's my here's my take on it it's not about
transgender people being
more violent has nothing to do with that there are people that are completely
out of their minds and one of
the manifestations of that is to decide that you're a different gender gender
dysphoria so so what
happens is but now when you stigmatize that when you say you're not even
allowed to talk to somebody
about maybe they might be a little confused because that's considered
conversion therapy what happens
is you're now lumping those two things in whereas wait what do you what do you
so in other words you this
kid no one is not allowed to talk to someone about being confused about their
gender no so they're saying you
don't have to tell your parents no so so there are there are there there was in
california there was
legislation presented and a number of states which said when a child says i
feel like a girl but i'm a
boy right and a psychiatrist decide tries to treat that as an abnormality or a
mental illness or a
confusion i'm saying you can't question that you can you can lose your license
yes you can lose your
license why because miriam grossman i had her on she wrote trans nation i think
and and that can be
considered um malpractice and you can get sued and lose your yeah so then the
real problem is the
psychiatric drugs because they're all there you go and what i'm saying is that
if you might have a kid
who's profoundly disturbed in a in a number of ways one of the manifestations
of that is saying i'm now a
girl or whatever it is that should be a signal maybe many times that your kid
is not well and let's take
a look at what the is going on yes yeah yeah yeah yeah if you say that then you're
anti-trans of course
that's what i would that goes back to what i'm saying how many mass shooters
have we had clearly
there's a issue man right there's an issue right doesn't mean all trans people
are bad but these mass
shooters that we got to figure it out can't keep going down this road i'm
getting in touch with my
family i'd say we just keep going down this road we don't have a choice as long
as we disarm them all
this is what they're gonna do i can't wait i can't wait to see the the left
defend i can't wait
yeah i'm gonna open up a transgender gun club in austin
fuck it let's go the left will never oppose me if i just like i say well i'm
going to open up a gun
club only for transgender and non-binary conforming people whatever that's good
gender non-conforming
have you tried to have any of the really far left professors on your podcast no
i've had them in
the past have you yeah yeah yeah how's that go not so good no yeah yeah i i uh
thaddeus russell i had
a very long and stupid conversation with him about the difference between men
and women there's no
difference and i'm like so if you get a boy puppy if you get a puppy and it's a
boy puppy and you
wanted a girl puppy and they say well there's no difference yeah what the fuck
are you talking
about like this is the dumbest conversation ever but at least that is the guy
who'll have the debate
most of the left won't even talk yeah yeah but it's not a good one it's just
talking circles it's
nonsense it's nonsense you talk in circles yeah like i thought we were on the
same page i was like
no way off yeah you're saying nonsense and does he have kids i don't think he
does or i'm not sure
i shouldn't say i have no idea but the bottom line is biology is really simple
double x xy sometimes
there's a mistake sometimes there's an error and you get xxy sometimes you get
hermaphrodites and and
there's sure that that that is a real thing there's over but it's super rare
yes what this is is a social
contagion abigail schreier wrote a fantastic book about it called irreversible
damage that she
highlights how they're happening in these clusters of a lot of girls who are
autistic yes and let's get
to the bottom of that what's causing all that how come one in every 12 kids who's
a boy in california
has autism now because that's what's going on that's what's going on in california
which has one of the
strictest fucking vaccine policies one in twelve did i say vaccines cause
autism maybe i will rfk is
getting to that yeah yeah yeah yeah and now florida doesn't demand that yeah
that's that's dangerous
to me i knew you'd jump on that train of course it's dangerous brian what are
you talking about all
that's so so no no no no no no no no you need to bail on the tetanus thing
because suzanne humphries
educate his ass suzanne humphries explained she's not a vaccinologist i know
that woman what are you
talking about so you're saying she's a medical doctor that absolutely
understands tetanus she said tetanus
all you have to do is keep the wound open and clean it oh that's you don't it's
not bullshit it's not
bullshit do you know how many people die of tetanus every year very few what
about okay so let me ask you a
question mr joe rogan mr scientist are you saying that we should don't do that
don't call me mr
scientist i'll start mocking you and it's so much easier so are we are we not
so you don't believe
in vaccines you don't think we should have vaccines it's not that i don't
believe in vaccines i don't
think you should give a kid a hep b vaccine when they're a baby different
subject i don't know
mma vaccine is absolutely connected to a host of serious debilitating fucking
problems that kids have
gotten from them there's a lot of problems because they don't test vaccines in
a double blind placebo
control setting they test them against other vaccines you know that right yes i
do excuse me let me just
say something yes you're right you can make the argument for hep b here's why
because the chances
of a of a child coming in contact with the kind of activity that causes hep b
is different so now
transmitted disease right so now you say this you say this that chance is zero
the chance for vaccine
injury with the hep v b is not zero is non-zero okay so i understand that math
okay what i'm trying
to say to you is that there are certain diseases pick up a history book smallpox
diphtheria mumps have you
ever looked at tetanus paralytic diseases have you ever polio please stop no i
won't i won't no i know
you think it's just i've read i've heard i've heard susan humphries this is a
long conversation that
we're not going to have on this podcast because i'm going to get angry because
i've researched this
for years right let's just but you're not a scientist i don't have to be a
scientist to know that yes you
do no brian shut the up i don't have to be a scientist to read research to
understand that
they were spraying ddt all over the country when everybody was getting polio do
you know that yes
you know the first instances of polio they happened in rural communities where
they're all farmland and
agriculture and then cows were getting them and horses were getting them and
dogs were getting them
let me make a statement they were calling it paralytic polio do you agree with
the following
statement it's not i'm not going to do this with you but it's not just about i
brought up it's not just
that'd be a fun debate hold on joe no it's not i don't want to do this but it's
not just about
we're in the middle of a fight companions it's annoying all right but it's like
it's not anti-vax question why there's so many though my kids are all
vaccinated
and they're vaccinated but they went on a delayed schedule they delayed
schedule so did mine
so did you're not yeah yeah good for you i don't think you need to no they're
healthy as
fuck yeah between the two of them they have 12 touchdowns this week
two home runs i think the problem is that the pharmaceutical drug companies
have an exemption
because of what they did in the 1980s with reagan where they allowed them to
never worry about being
sued and that's when they ramped up the schedule and that's also the
correlation when you look at all
the host of all sorts of diseases and issues just look at autism it's through
autism is just one there's a
lot of other autoimmune issues there's a lot of there's a lot of like serious
problems i think
there are three things that have pushed our us beyond our biology and the
reason we don't have
a lot of children dying in nutrition sanitation and vaccines and i think
anybody who says otherwise
is you know i think it's crazy but you can't say all vaccines b i didn't say
all vaccines
i get very worried when people start saying all vaccines it sounds like he is brian
you don't know
what the fuck i'm saying you don't well i know because you're you don't want to
talk about it brian
i don't want to talk about in the middle of the podcast because it'll
completely derail the podcast
and i'll start showing you statistics if you look at when people stopped
getting all of these diseases
and then when the introduction of vaccines happened it's at the end after the
disease has already gone
through the population most of those diseases were eradicated by sanitation and
nutrition
there was a huge problem in this country people were living in squalor
i agree but there's still pathogens that are very dangerous
sure there are so the problem is that these pharmaceutical drug companies are
insanely entirely corrupt they have been corrupt for a long time and there's a
revolving
door between the fda and these pharmaceutical drug corporations they go from
the fda into these
positions they have this golden parachute and then they ramp up the fucking
schedule every year
and it's not about public health none of it is about looking out for you all of
it is about making
money that's the problem who wants to do some smelling salts okay it's good
this guy okay who wants
to do some smelling salts chuck one over here jammy we got some here we go
where's okay from
from your mother's hey that's out of line hey that's that burn is too far
joe and i always have these arguments gordon
yes this one's weak is it yeah it's a little old
it's a little old get you going though what is it like look at we got seven of
them over here
besides god get you some brian get that big besides to walk in dick nose
besides to watch your friends
suffer what are the actual i don't know let's find out pop one of those see if
it cures your tummy it
wakes you up though it might help your stomach or could make me nauseous we'll
see yeah if he
projectile balls on the buddha great don't do it well gordon you might throw up
that's good for you
this one's basically dead what is it actually supposed to do though it's like
it just jolts your system and
like this guy's got he's got like 15 of them lying around every place i go yeah
you go to the green
room he's got like 30 bottles i love him i get everybody addicted to the green
room once you gave
me it i was like i want more of that once i do it once i want to do it i want
to keep doing it
supposed to wake you up yeah it'll wake you up guys i do it before they lift
super heavy go for i know
that prs why are we doing it right now just a party hey just to get away from
the vaccines before he
broken kills bro i brought it up i was i was hoping you right after right after
he sniffed it brian
was going to bring vaccines back up
joe and i used to have arguments about acting class we'd get in shouting fights
he used to tell me that
vitamins weren't necessary vitamins aren't necessary i talked to a doctor he
told me the vitamins don't
work they don't do anything this is me and him at a restaurant in seattle
probably please shut the
up yeah but then i started taking vitamins and i called him up i go dude i feel
great yeah i know
i wish you could go back in time and not take vaccines why am i so healthy i
never got psoriasis
this is crazy hey shut up turns out i had autism the whole time no dude we've
been in austin for how many
months now i've been trying to give him the ways to well for how long i went
finally i got my levels
my test the best so i just got my levels test with brigham it was awesome and i
got stem cells
nice so check this out i got i go i i worked out at uh archetype this is marvin
vittori's brother
is it they look very similar uh i worked out i meant to call you about this so
i i work out
and i kind of forgot i had to go so i probably shouldn't have worked out didn't
sleep much but my test
is lowest ever been which is 785 not bad for that's very good not bad right
that's very good now my
free though is is low it's like 45 and she said it should be 151 but then i did
a bunch of research
on chat gpt with pubmed and i looked at i talked to a couple other doctors and
they said if your test
is that high because i have a lot of energy they go just be careful because you
got to test it again so
she at ways well they go we don't want to put you on anything yet because we
want to test because your
your magnesium is a little low and your dhea or whatever it is yeah yeah so
they're going to put
me on that because they're my test is really high yeah just take trt and get oh
hold on no no no he's
right yeah magnesium is huge if you have low magnesium that's huge yeah yeah
and i talked to my boy
mike isretel who who gave me that he told me i said if i wanted to get huge
give me the steroids not
possible and he goes do you want do you you don't mind if your liver becomes
styrofoam i go just
hit me with it and he gave me the stack i saw that oh dude it's great yeah he's
a freak he's amazing
what was he talking deca and all that he's got his phd yeah he's telling you to
take deck and everything
well and also he's on everything oh yeah have you had him on he's hilarious oh
i love that guy
here we go uh
i think the co-main event's next okie and jones is the co-main next yep nice
nice that's what i'm
looking for me too rufi and benoit who do you if you had the gun to your head
who do you have imavav or um
bahalo imavav decision it's uh this is bahalio's toughest fight i think in the
ufc imavav has a
better strength of schedule too i usually go by that yeah yeah he's definitely
faced the tougher
competition and he's coming off of a ko of one of the all-time greats i i don't
think either one gets
oh he's getting dinged he's getting dinged tough though there you go yeah well
he's moving he's
definitely moving but he keeps getting popped on the chin i don't think the
winner of imavav
in this um fight uh hamzat no i think the winner of fluffy and rdr fight
because i think that's more
like you end in a finish yeah jones has got a chin i'll tell you that because
this dude gets
keeps getting cracked and okey can crack yikes and he's throwing haymakers at
him yeah i think um
looking like a young kevin randleman bahalo's um his his defense is really good
striking wise
well he's really good all around that team that fighting nerds team is so good
they're crushing it
are they so good yeah they're so good where are they out of brazil yeah yeah
there that's uh john
silva that's carlos prates mauricio rufi barhalio very now mikhail olik sajak
he's over there with
them now wow came over from poland he's like it let's go i feel like those
poles and stuff
those russians have such good fundamentals and defensive good bones yeah like
when when
yan bohovich used to go shin to shin with people like he had magamanov was just
limping all over the place like what the are you doing just going shin to shin
with a crack
he's such a dense dude my shins are like if i can touch them you flick them i'm
vaccines
i got bird bones i would have been a great fighter if i didn't have bird bones
see i'd like to see ddp at light heavy really yeah i think he'd some dudes up
don't you think
they would out wrestle him there the problem with that guy is now after what hams
i did to him
everyone's gonna out wrestle the words out if you give him the right matchups
then what if he got the
ankle the thing is though most guys are not at hamzat's level most people aren't
as good at at
keeping at writing oh it's turned around look at this oh my god no he doesn't
have it under um
he's laying down i'll tell you what too i was in look at this this guy's got
tired i mean you gotta
think how much energy he blew pretty good at riding chest to chest and he's
much better than most and
pretty much everyone at riding chest to back dude i went to the hamzat's camp
and i didn't want to be
biased i called joe when i left i went dude i've never seen anyone look like
that and i was like i've been
out of the game a little bit last person i saw that dominant in camp was john
dude i'm talking
national champion wrestlers all-american wrestlers world-class jiu-jitsu guys
he was
them up and was kind of going light and then the coach yelled something and
whatever checked in and
he just mopped the floor with everybody back to back to back do you think that
bo nickel has taken a
little uh page from that that whole game which is i'm gonna just the last w or
grab we're gonna find out
they just announced yeah but what do you do with renee it's it's different
though yeah when when he
fought reiner de ridder first of all what do you do you're gonna get him to the
ground and then what
happens you're gonna get strangled like de ridder's way better on with jiu-jitsu
way better with jiu-jitsu
and what if he reverses you and gets you on your back yeah you know like so he
didn't want that also
de ridder is way better so that's why he didn't do it or six four and he's a
giant 185 giant he's big
bo nico can fight once tomorrow oh oh my god oh wow no wow they let it go damn
these guys are
exhausted this was a crazy first round yeah it was but now that this guy
weathered the storm what a
fucking chin jones dude what a chin because this dude took some bombs other
dude's gonna be gassed
is everybody gonna move into a crucifix now too after that fucking ddp fight
how many times did he get
him into crucifix man last time you saw that was like i think it's like a full
five minutes he had
him control bananas but wasn't doing too much damage there no but i also think
it's a mistake where
people are like oh the hamzat style's boring it's like whoa that's how he
fought ddp these next guys
like he's a finisher man he's a savage yeah well he wanted to win right he's
got to keep more again
to your point joe he wanted to win it's also his first time and i know it's hamzat
and he's this big
there's all this hype remember it's his first chance at a title you're fighting
ddp you don't want to
risk it on your feet but he even went in the corner he was shruken was in his
corner he was i want
to stay in his room he goes absolutely not keep doing what you're doing we have
it in the bag he's
like keep doing what you're doing he also he also learned a valuable lesson
because if you look at
his fights in the past like the big the big question was cardio was cardio was
will he will he fade in
the fourth and fifth whereas ddp just never see i don't think that got answered
because if i if you
did a ufc fight and you were just on top of the whole time doing jujitsu i don't
find out much about
that because that that's what you do but but he learned an important lesson
from it that if if you
can ride the guy and make him carry body weight for the full amount for full
time of the match doesn't
matter how good the cardio is there's such a discrepancy in work rate that even
if his even if
his vo2 max is much higher than yours he's going to get fast tires so he
learned a tactical uh lesson
where he just basically just recreated what khabib does yeah like with gilbert
he was just striking the
whole time and you saw he started to get but also gilbert has a guard yeah gilbert
has a very dangerous
guard and i think that was part of the problem and he was compromised at 170 i
think he's so big how we
got to 70 i'm like what yeah i think you're right compromised at 170 that
weight cut was brutal he's a
legit 6-2 isn't he he's big oh yeah and he's strong as shit man which is really
crazy that he got himself
to 170 and still maintain any strength that wrestling strength christ yeah i
don't know who's gonna beat
him at 85. bro okie is tired oh yeah he went all out to get the finish yeah
well chael sonnen famously
said that once if you go for a finish and you do not get it you won't win a
decision it's not always
it's not always interesting but it's a very it's a very astute quote yeah you
you'd use all your
adrenaline oof getting tossed we just think of chael and those matches with the
two i heard that was a
buggy chokes i heard that was a kind of exhibition though yeah they look fake
yeah looked at work
they looked yeah i believe it was fake
um i think it would happen anyway perhaps i mean i mean i tapped him once
before in a real match
yeah they had a match and uh chael also took it on like a day notice yeah yeah
so that's how that
should go yeah i'm sure he was in mid-camp anyway gordon have you ever rolled
with any of those high
level russian wrestlers or taggies uh no i mean there's some sambo guys like uh
we had like a couple
of smaller guys that used to train out of ricardo ricardo almeida's camp um but
like none of the big
guys no um it was really i was listening to you talk about the importance of
watching studying the
minutia like tape like sitting there and watching like almost the way a
football player watches tape
and nobody does that huh yeah they do they do i'm saying with jujitsu uh they
do but most people just
don't know what to look for they oh nice spinning elbow yeah you just break it
down they they look
they look they look for the wrong things or just surface level things most of
the time like like
sarukian and uh hamzat would watch hours of tape really and if they and they'd
watch it with with no
commentary and they'd watch hours and hours to pick up tendencies from the guy
and if the guy only did it
once they'd watch like five of his fights really did a move once it's not in
his repertoire so they're
watching tape all the time all pros are big yeah at this level yeah you don't
make this level just
but if you look at the wrestling that the dagestani guys do in fighting there's
no real place to
study that wrestling you have to create your own system because it's not jujitsu
it's not wrestling
like if you look at freestyle wrestlers freestyle wrestlers historically in the
ufc don't hold anybody
down like they you could they the take the takedowns are scored by the actual
takedowns in freestyle
wrestling yeah i always i always wondered why um but that's a good point not
not control yeah yeah
the takedown and when we were fighting means nothing it's the control that
actually scores like can
you hold the guy down and actually keep him down and do damage that's why the
daggies are dominant
is that why yoel romero never used his wrestling because he was so i think that
was a cardio issue
yeah really yeah well he's he would he would put guys down but he wouldn't hold
them down yeah no
like like when khabib and hamza put guys down oh jones is fucking okie keep
them down or george put
put a guy down like he would keep them down yep okie's in real trouble and you
know george did a better
job at punishing guys as they got up oh these elbows comes out and khabib do a
better job oh my god of
controlling of controlling i'm making them carry body weight the entire time
getting up jones has
some cardio man because this is a crazy pace and they're in the middle of the
second he's just
smashing they're about to stop it they're about to stop oh my god he's gonna go
out there he's gonna
go out co-main event baby coming hot wow what a comeback wow paul craig's
fighting first oh paul craig
that's my favorite guy to watch when he's on his back yeah his car paul paul
craig can pull some
shit off he's one of the rare guys i think he's lost six times last eight yeah
he loses but he just
ufc just re-signed him oh he's fighting modesta spokakis he's fun to watch i
like him at uh light
heavyweight too when he got down the middleweight i was like boy how hard is
that you're so big are
there any americans left in there's no americans there's no american champions
right right kayla herson
okay she's the only one males no males i don't know is she gonna fight uh nunez
at 45 at the white
house 35 35 make it 45 for her i mean that's just painful she made 35 to win
the title that's the
champ she's the champ at 35. that fight's at the white house she was at the
white house yesterday
it is kind of crazy that amanda nunez has been the 45 pound champion and then
they just abandoned the
weight class yeah because there's like three big matches and she was running
through them you know
like i saw kayla 45. yeah i saw kayla at one of the ufcs and just like when she
was probably 175.
i mean it's obscene she's she's thick she looks like glace and t-bow she's
incredible
she's just incredible she's like just incredible like just you know a body like
that i'm too light in
the ass but you know i appreciate it yeah would you like her to grab you and
throw you around
shut up joe counts like if she only had a huge cock in my mouth against my will
if she only had a
beard she's my type but she's missing the car one of them one of them beards
like gordon ryan type
special operator beards no i think she's i think yeah she's pretty girl she's
and you're talking about
the greatest judoka ever out of america and you want to dinner in genjek when
she's uh she's i thought she
was very hot you don't see her when she's all skinny and stuff i saw her at the
ufc in a dress
she looks a lot better now yeah she's starving herself to make that weight her
whole life she was
great great fighter but kayla harrison's supposed supposedly that's the she's
going to fight in the
white house guard valentina shevchenko is uh i find her very attractive yeah
cool let me share that
with you guys you like how she got a gun tattooed on her hip i do yes i do wow
yes i do it's very
she's a real life black you take kind out of that sentence she's a real life
black widow like the
lady from the avengers yeah shoots guns yeah like really good dude no she's a
really good marks woman
i guess you would say she's fighting whaley yeah that's gonna be that's
interesting very fun well
at this point in her career it seems to me that you know she doesn't wade into
the fire like she did
when she was younger you know smarter yeah yeah i mean she grapples heavy too
if she has very good grappler
yeah very good grappler but zhang weili is a demon she's a demon chinese demon
she comes out and she
could do everything artificially she's got to deal with that wrestling though
that's the one thing
yes shank has got that edge yeah well um it's going to be interesting it's
going to be interesting
see if zhang weili is even stronger at 125 because i don't know how much weight
she's cutting you
know i don't know how hard that 115 cut is right but when you're down that low
10 pounds is a giant
difference everything it's so big there's never been any movement on just
making another weight class
in the middle of that god there should be there should be a weight class fellas
it's never happening
why there should be a weight class every 10 pounds for men yeah no boxing is a
lot more boxing a lot
more it's just they just need it where there's tweeners like 85 to 205 is
bananas 20 pounds
it's crazy well hold up remember i would fight at 230 235 every guy i fought
was 265 right think about
from 206 to 265 is a weight class that's insane it is really i should be a cruiserweight
yeah yeah yeah
there should be a 225 weight class remember when we're trying to figure out
that name the other day
for the weight class in boxing i think it's called bridger weight i think they're
calling it bridger
weight there's like a 220 something weight class meanwhile meanwhile the
gorilla over here couldn't make
225 and he'll tell you he can but he could well you could but it would be
horrible it would be it would
be dehydration okay because i'm not doing tons of cardio now if perera can make
185 he can make it yeah
but the thing is like big strong muscle guys actually can lose more weight that's
why yoel could do it
because your muscles are mostly water all right that makes sense yeah two yeah
bridge your weight that's
it that could we couldn't remember what that was the other day that's an
awesome idea yeah it's a good move
i think that they should have legitimately a weight class every 10 pounds in mma
and i don't think
that's bad you have a ton of talent 205 and you can get a little crazy there
and go 205 225 and
then i think for heavyweight it should be unlimited it shouldn't be you have to
make 265 you get big
sloppies so what you got to sell these sloppies get up they don't have a
problem with that in boxing
you already have big sloppies now yeah look at moses satama right boxing doesn't
have a problem like that
right that kid is only like 250 or something like that or 240 something i mean
the usc has a prom at 265
like there's no talent right now there's there's no big guys right but you don't
have to be 265 you
you could be 300 you could be 205 like like you could literally like lesnar
yeah yeah yeah i mean look
at brock lesnar or francis if he didn't cut weight like francis cuts or tim sylvia
in his prime when
he was saucy what is what is what is the problem with climbing manufacturing
big guys right now francis
yeah i think francis at his highest it was probably around 300. what i had
dinner with him one night
and he was 295. what seriously all muscle yeah and and there's no fat on him no
i was i was sitting
next to him and his quad like his leg was like the size of my fucking torso jesus
christ
so he had to cut weight to get to 265 imagine that so did carwin so did lesnar
yep some of those boys
i'm so horny right now i mean i'm so hot mark i remember when i was training at
a mall easton's
place in boulder and carwin walked in who didn't even look like a human being
it looked like one of
the avengers a little like the thing looks like the thing first time i was so
big first time i met
carwin i look at him i go i go i go i don't know what i'd do if i had to share
a jail cell with you
and he goes i didn't even know him he goes you'd suck my cock and then he
picked me up i didn't even
know i picked me up and he squeezed me and i started tapping he goes that's 30
percent that dude had
giant fists yeah his fists were preposterous like 4x 4x right yeah something
four and five x yeah
something yeah he was 285 he had biggest glove ever you have to see his he was
your he was your main
sparring partner right it was good for your head that's all i had just punching
each other in the
face he's a great team we push each other bro how good is larone murphy how
good how about
poor here and pico yeah is that what they're gonna do they did it what do you
mean got knocked out
their own murphy's fucking spinning elbow here and pico oh oh oh i thought you
said poirier and pico
sorry i got a speech impediment i thought you said that i was like what the poirier
what i was so
confused i was like pico's going to 55 but he just got knocked down dude he
looks he looks so good i got
pico looked so good he looked so good man yeah he's so slick he's too
aggressive you said it pico right
right away look at even pico pico pico took him down yeah amazing wrestler yeah
and couldn't hold
him down yeah that's right point it's a good point right if you had that daggy
wrestling yeah you could
control him more but even the first 26 and i looked at my wife i go pico's
gonna get knocked out she's
like what the fuck i'm like he's way too aggressive and you can get away being
that aggressive at these
lower levels bellator pfl all that right when you're fighting a world-class guy
dude they're gonna use that
aggression against you and you can get he time that you're not just gonna get
starched you're gonna get
so i thought it was i thought it was a lucky shot and then i was like oh yeah i
don't know that's the
vaccines talking yeah that's the vaccines it's the vaccines there's a there's a
few guys look at that
what is that choke is that an anaconda uh oh i didn't see the start of it i
like how he gets over
from it starts barking he's in that fight nerd camp right yes yes he's one of
the best that's a good
fight that's a really good fight him and lopez it's in san antonio isn't it
next saturday he's supposed
to be in mexico yeah yeah lopez guy who did he lose to last fight who is it volkanovski
yeah the champs
guy volkanovski is so good to come back by the way at that weight class too at
his age at his age
they should go murphy versus uh volkanovski i talked to rob font is doing his
camp with us
there's the choke if you want to analyze it gordon that it's almost it's like
it looks like a figure
four guillotine but bryce tried to turn out of it jesus look i think it started
when he was chest to
back yeah remember that was bryce's discipline fight because he praised hitler
it's a figure four
guillotine and he tried to turn out but he didn't oh he couldn't you're not
getting out of it yikes
yeah i talked to o'malley about uh like i said what is it about marab his chain
wrestling and
stuff and he was like cardio his he's so he's actually he said sean said he's
strong he's way
stronger than you can imagine like he's just you know some of these guys are
just made of metal that
worked so hard rob yeah was so hard when dc went to visit him the day after he
won after he won the
title off of sean he was running what the day after dc went to his home in vegas
and he goes marab's out
running and dc made a video can you believe this he's a free like showed his
gym the day after the
fight the day after the fight so sunday he went to visit his friend and who
just won the title marab is
running well dude he was when he was doing when he was wrestling with uh with
the gold medalist henry
cejudo he was winking and saying to mark zuckerberg cage side yeah he's like oh
in the fight
how about he picked him up picked him up like a dog kissed his back yeah just
threw him to the
ground laughed marab has the best weapon in ufc history his cardio his cardio
he's also just so good
it's straight and and and what you gotta like about him is he's super active
where most champions aren't
he wants to fight all the time that's a thousand pounds uh well he trains so
hard and he trains
constantly and you know when i talk to guys who train with him in the gym they're
like you can't even watch just
watching him hit pads is nuts really he just does everything full blast full
blast all the time and
so he's gotten acclimated to just this insane workload and he loves it yeah
same work rate also he's from
a part of the world where like george is tough yeah that's a tough one one
option fight your way out dc
was on shay shay show shannon sharps and they they're asking him they're like
what is about the dagestanians
and uh dc gave a great answer i love the interview he goes it's not that they're
better athletes or that
they any of that stuff they're not better athletes than we are it's just they
have no other option
so like because shannon goes you well your son has all the resources yeah but
over there they have
nothing so my son has all the resources he's yeah he's like they they have to
make it where my son can
fall back on his dad over there there's no fallback so they train their ass off
because they have to
also the hunger the drive to succeed yeah in russia it's supported those
countries like you get a
doctorate in boxing and like you know you're gonna you're gonna have a state
stipend yeah it could be
for when the championship owns like half of russia yes he does that's the award
yeah like try to get
him to fight again man like he's like what why why would i do that yeah i'd put
myself through that
plus he's got to weigh 200 pounds now yeah he's thick he's very thick he's big
his boy islam's
doing i i think islam only has like two or three left max maybe two left really
yeah what makes you
think that in his interviews talked about it really yeah dude john fitch said
when he would wrestle
uh and john fitch is an insane wrestler and john's probably 200 pounds walking
around john said in fact
he was 205 when i was talking to him and and he said when he would wrestle khabib
if he could stand up
once in practice with him it was a good day jesus like that's john fitch it is
very fascinating what
you're saying gordon that there is a giant difference between just regular
freestyle wrestling and control
based mma wrestling yeah it's it's completely different the different different
rules different scoring
criteria like the the takedowns themselves score and the higher amplitude to
throw the more
points you score whereas when you're fighting especially at the heavier weights
you don't want to lift
the guy fucking over your back multiple times you get tired and the more the
more energy the throw the
more the higher amplitude the less control you have when you land americans
just need to adapt to that
style again they don't have some secret it's just we need to adapt our style to
it yeah well they
adapted early on and that's yes that's the secret there's so much to it there's
so much to it but
but if you if you look at the dougestani guys they are they are significantly
better than the americans and
everyone uh riding chest to chest and especially riding chest to back like it's
pretty easy to hold the
guy down if you just stuff them in half guard and you ride chest to chest but
when the guys start to
turtle and they turn away like khabib the only thing that ever fucked up khabib
was when guys grambied on
him like a guy i forget who he fought earlier in his career grambied a few
times actually got away actually
reverse yeah and then um but and then hamzat actually follows gramby's pretty
well like ddp tried
one gramby i think it was and hamzat followed through yeah um their ability to
ride chest to back
uh and just keep hands on the floor the whole time so the entire weight the
entire like for like
22 minutes ddp was carrying hum that's entire body weight it's also their wrist
control so they take
they take away their foundations yeah one of the most anxiety-filled moments i
ever had calling a fight was when he got
michael johnson and when khabib got michael johnson in a kimura and michael
wasn't tapping i'm like
please tap because it was like full-on and you're not getting out if he wanted
to he could have
snapped was that when he was talking to him saying come on yeah he said you
know i deserve this you
know i deserve title shot you know i deserve this come on get up now give it
would have been like
you know you're right i mean what was actually interesting in the humdat fight
was no and no one
talked about this was he actually ended up in bottom position at the end of the
fight yes and he ended up in
half guard he couldn't get up and ddp passed them into mount and then briefly
took his back he
fucked it up and he fell off so everyone forgot about it but hamzad himself
wasn't that good at
getting up when he was in bottom position yeah that's a good point he's very
good he did a really good job at
holding the guy down but when he actually got put in bottom position it's it's
funny because if he's
he knows how to hold the guy down so in theory he should be able to reverse
engineer that and say
yeah i'm doing this this and this to hold the guy down so i need to deny him
the ability to do this
this and this but i i'd be curious on hamzat's camp how often guys are getting
him where he's working
on nobody back nobody is yeah probably nobody well that's that's his problem he
should be putting
himself in those positions yeah 100 you know another good matchup that's coming
bo nickel is uh fighting
oh i just saw that i forget who it is rodolfo yeah yeah what about what about
him is he a really
great jiu-jitsu world champion you ever seen his body he makes glazen tebow
look like a fatso
yeah yeah show me rodolfo vieira's body you've seen rodolfo he's a freak he's a
jiu-jitsu guy oh
my god he's got one of the freakiest bodies you've ever seen in mma and amazing
jiu-jitsu world-class
i think that's a tough matchup for that god damn it oh that guy's awesome i saw
him at uh
metamorris bro he's a beast he fought somebody he's ridiculous he's a beast
yeah i'm built for
dance this is such look at that but uh in in mma he's his striking is much
improved he's getting a lot
better he's getting better has some experience come on it's a good fight for
beau he's better than
fucking paulo costa that's just shows you how dangerous fluffy hernandez is
because fluffy cooked
him he finished him fluffy be fucking people up he fucks people up he's like
someone was calling him
the middleweight marab and it's like that like he melts guys he melts guys and
it's interesting because
he doesn't have like a world-class background in wrestling he quit wrestling i
think his freshman year
in high school so he doesn't have like this extensive wrestling background dog
remember
you me and matt mitrion we were backstage and rodolph i had his shirt off and
he's just standing like
that when am i was it was at your fight me me matt mitron and you and i and we
were both look we're
all looking at him like this just like like like teenage girls just like the is
going
on with that guy's body he has a preposterous build preposterous it's
interesting though how
he doesn't have a lot of submissions in the ufc no guys avoid it guys avoid it
keep you on the
feet you know it was like busheshia too he came over you know he's doing well
in one championship
then came over the ufc and he got dealt with man i love busheshia but it just
didn't translate and then
boudet the guy who beat him they cut yeah yeah i didn't watch that fight but
from what i understand
busheshia had a hard time holding him down he had his back so many times but he
was getting high
it's like buddy i need to know the logic 101 how does a guy win a fight and
then you cut him boring
dfc's there for entertainment they did that was it that boring i mean that's
how you're supposed to
fight that guy like hum you could say hamza's fight with ddp was boring then oh
i loved it but i see
what you're saying i see i see i see what you're saying but with with him it's
you know heavyweight no
finishes and he had a body of a you know a lunch lady they're like but we can't
sell this we can't
lunch lady in the world we can't sell it well i mean cutting him off of a win
against busheshia is
is kind of rough i i agree yeah they just had a lot of hype coming they didn't
cut they didn't cut
him they didn't resign him that's the same thing hey tomato talk your boy dana
i don't i would be the
worst for that because i'm an i would be like anti-marketing i would be there's
the number system
let's figure out what the number system is so number one the champion always
has to fight
number two yeah that's it make money though yeah i get it but i mean i feel
like we're trying to see
the best guy is if it's football hey baseball or anything like that like you
have to you do this
and that's how you get you get to the number one you'll see it in craig's got
to be careful
that overhand right not but they make they'll make more money than me they'll
make way more money than
my version which takes place on a football field dude you and eddie in that
football field and no
gloves no gloves no no not argue that with them no gloves yes years of arguing
um up kicks allowed
soccer kicks allowed stomps allowed pride old pride yeah yeah yeah yeah but
better god
because pride didn't have elbows true which is really bananas when you think
that's where they
drew the line they would rampage jackson did do you remember when ricardo rona
that crazy slam
off the triangle yeah now imagine that's okay like that but you can't elbow a
guy no no that's where
we draw the line i don't even have standing elbows like vandal like stumps like
stomp kicking dudes
do they even have did pride even have standing elbows i don't remember name one
elbow you ever saw
that's wild that is so crazy and you see crow cop soccer kick guy in the face
yeah they're like
that's good that is so crazy they didn't even allow standing elbows that's
where they draw the line dude
they used to have headbutts you could be in somebody's garden to start no no no
that was ufc
that was early days they used to do that right yeah maybe early days of pride
had that because early
days of pride was like 94 and there was still headbutts back then because i
remember when i was working
for the ufc in 97 mark coleman was using headbutts from the guard they would
use headbutts yeah yep and
with wrestling shoes on jesus come on yeah bro everybody got on the sauce and
mark coleman was around
son everybody got saucy that's a rumor everybody got saucy because that dude
would hold you down and
headbutt the out of you do you want to talk about somebody on the sauce when
you look at mark kerr
in his heyday like oh my goodness cast in america besides randy i was there he
was like 285. i was there
we wrestled at 188 in college senior year i believe and he was 260. and then he
was like this is gay i was
there when i'm going to 285. kerr when kerr fought dan bobot and he stuck his
chin in his eye
stuck his chin in his eye sock and grabbed the back of his neck oh god
i'll tap look at that's me interviewing him i was with you bubba size that
mother i was with you that
that uh we went to that fight and we talked to him afterwards crazy how about
that picture him next to it
the sad truth oh my god that's crazy how about the rock got to get on more
steroids to play him in a
biopic that's how big mark kerr was like hey hey rock we need you to play mark
kerr we need you to get
him on more steroids i hear rock got like they got a eight minutes standing
natural dude yeah
well rock lost a lot of weight he lost a lot of weight have you seen him now he's
slimmed down i bet
getting that big probably felt like well someone was like hey your heart's
gonna explode right and
number two you're 50 your heart's 50 your heart's working overtime and you don't
have the forged
internals and he's like 53 and also he wants different roles he doesn't want to
just play the
action right right right of course yeah they all want to do that that's why he
wants to get an
apologist batista that's why he oh that's right yeah he lost all that weight
too and people
like oh you look so scrawny now and he was like i'm six four 240. yeah he's
like i need i need a break
yeah my body like the difference between him at 300 pounds being very unhealthy
he's like i feel so
much better now man yeah i saw him in an interview recently
i love that guy as an actor but the thing that he did on the jimmy kimmel show
where he was like
mocking trump and like punching the heavy wag and calling him a oh that was bad
bag of milk that's so cringy who is this yeah he's like you think you're a
tough guy yeah dude okay
he's 80. what are you doing dude you're punching the bag yes like what is this
who told who said you
should do this have you ever seen because if he wins this is a bad look well i
bet you got paid
though i bet he did it's like travis kelsey with pfizer yeah he didn't get like
20 20 mil i was
making fun of him they told me how much he made i went i get it he was uh yeah
he probably said give
me that biden dose you know what's that have you seen batista had an mma fight
yeah he had one
mma fight yeah took a guy down prom belt in jiu-jitsu big strong you always
gotta be careful with
celebrity belts life matter who's got one that's it's a legit is there because
everybody brings
up that money bird guy you you trained with him yeah i'm friends with gordon gordon
gordon
derek everyone thinks that derek is going to go out and beat an adcc champion
that's just well
of course it's just not beat up that's not how it's going to work um but i mean
if he trained with
like a guy his like he's 45 years old 42 years old like if you train with like
a 42 year old black belt
he'd do fine that's all you need to hear because everybody was like so against
it because he's rich
but here's the thing if you're rich and you have discipline and oh that's it
yeah that's bad
that's really bad all right coming events coming up what was that that was a
weird stoppage it was bad
no not really it was really no no no no i mean it like he stepped away yeah oh
it was after the bell
well he just oh we didn't hear the bell oh yeah yeah yeah they just waved it
off bukkakis had the
worst fucking knee injury i've ever seen in the ufc really khalil roundtree
side kicked him in the knee
remember that it was horrible dude he totally bent his knees sideways and down
see if you can find
that jamie so we can all cringe gordon i i guess when it comes to give him that
roundtree modestis
bukkakis i guess when it comes to giving that rich guy the black belt i think
for people that do jiu-jitsu it's like
there's different levels in a black belt like if you if you're never going to
compete and he got
him what two years it's three and a half it's it that's the thing the thing is
it doesn't matter
like just get better jujitsu the belts are relevant first point good point it's
like explain irrelevant
like there's just focus on getting better at jujitsu the belts are irrelevant
agree i didn't come up with
the market and give him his black belt that's what i'm saying yeah i mean
listen i didn't give him his
black belt either um but but jake shields did it jake shields is very legit and
so if he said he's a
black belt i just take it at face value no i don't okay watch this watch this
oh bro that's khalil
roundtree who's one of the nastiest fucking kickers in the sport knee is shot
oh look at him he's just
laying there in agony and you know that's 10 months oh at least he had to get
it reconstructed but now
buccacca's has some big ass legs here's the elbow that took paul craig out oh
my god i'm here yeah
isn't that crazy how sideways that goes that goes so sideways dude it just blew
it apart god your knees
but he trains seven days a week like this like four hours a day who does derek
that's a lot that's
legit yeah man if you've got with legitimate champions and he has like some of
the best ability to recall
information that i've ever seen like i could i can vaccines i could teach him
something autism
later and he's like he's like oh we worked on this this and this last time i
guess you do a black belt
as far as knowledge knowledge rolling with you guys but as far as competition
goes
like is he executing it in against other guys besides you guys he doesn't
compete he has no aspirations no
no no he means in training like sparring guys does he go against other like
purple belts brown belts uh
so he trains he trains with the guys who comes in to train him so he doesn't
have like a lot of looks
like yeah he's like he doesn't go to like a normal gym and train which i think
is something that's
important to do just for your just personal journey in jujitsu yeah but but if
he like we like we just
opened the new school we just opened kingsway and we have like we have we have
a bunch of black belts
who come from other schools uh and you know he goes against them for the last
like 10 years i'm used to
being around like a shitty black belt to me is like a guy competed at a world
level and i call my
submission on that's like my my like definition of a shitty black belt god damn
that's so close
no there's levels go to a gym and you see like what your average black belt is
that it kind of brings
you back to reality and you're like oh this is what most black belts are like
if derek rolled with like a
regular black belt in a gym you do fine maybe right because he's not doing it
it's like when brian told
me he's really good at tennis and i said are you paying the the instructor he
goes yes you know what
i'm saying like if you're paying the guy i train with normal black belts at the
gym and i train with
derek when i go there like he i'm telling you he would do fine against the
normal black belt well then
that's what it is yeah you would know like like he's not gonna he's not gonna
go out and win worlds but
like if he had if he had to compete against like an average black belt he's
been doing jujitsu for you
know 10 years and he does it for an hour at a random gym in kentucky like he
would hold his own like
he would i mean he would probably beat him up to be honest wayne mcculloch said
about me on a
on a radio station i like how he brought it back to you no i'm gonna tell you
because to his point to
his point wayne mcculloch with my name we call it goes i put i put brian in i'd
laugh even saying it
he goes he goes i put brian in the ring with anybody hi meanwhile meanwhile
even a remotely good amateur
would knock me the out right it's not just that being in the ring with anybody
it doesn't mean
anything it means once you watch you get punched yeah also i never i never i
would spar with these
guys if they were good they would take it easy and they move around with a 48
year old actor yeah
like he's like he's a he's a 42 year old hobbyist who's worth a hundred million
dollars and focuses
on making money yeah and also trains four hours of that sounds awesome everyone
everyone's giving him
shit because he used it to market himself and was like you're too stupid to get
a black belt in three
and a half years and i'm not that's why everyone's upset about him well he does
he does train hard
every day it's a great idea because i had no idea he existed and now i'm
defending him right yeah
i've defended him based on what you said actually he's here right now he did he
did the 10 30. paul
craig just retired good for him yeah that's enough i mean that guy's been ko'd
a gang a gang of times
and he's a great guy he's very smart too i'm sure it gets to a point though
right where you get to an
age and by the way has a submission victory over the champion magamana kalayev
caught him with a
triangle yep his triangle's so tight it's so quick too oh he got on yeah with
one second to go dog one
second to go in the third round whipped up a triangle and he made him tap with
one second
to go that's how tight it was and had the covet vaccine the day before that's
what's incredible
yeah he had all but gordon you can see why some people if a guy gets his
background two years you're
like okay what's going on three and a half but you're right you're just faster
bj pett but how much did
he really train so like this is the idea that we always say this is what i
always say with like when
people talk about jake paul they say oh jake paul's fucking youtubers this now
i go pull push all that
away yes but that doesn't mean he can't be good at something right like and
also the kid was a
wrestler in high school and college legitimate athlete like if i just watched
him if i watched him knock
out tyron woodley just watched him i'd say that kid's a prospect he's fun he's
exciting he's young
he's got one punch go to sleep power yes if you didn't have all that baggage
but i but that's the
baggage is psychological you look at him like as the youtube guy yeah so a rich
guy like a like a
money bird guy or a zuckerberg you say oh he can fuck that guy but if he's got
discipline and he can
hire the best trainers if he really doesn't he does and he's tough if he's
actually mentally he's here today
he's in austin he did the 10 30 to 12 class and then he's taking he's taking
three two-hour privates
with john carlo luke and marigali that's legit so he's training from 10 30
until like seven o'clock
at night you can't knock just that and he's also been really successful in
something else so he
applies that discipline exactly not only that a workload if he's doing that
many hours and he's
doing it every day it's a lot this is the gordon ryan method right your method
has always been
not just study harder than everybody else but you don't take days off that's a
giant factor yeah it's
a giant factor i've talked i talk about him all the time because that training
365 days a year you
wouldn't take one day it's kind of nuts no no no days i mean if i'm sick or i
have staff or my legs
hurt i can watch yeah i'm always there thinking about the sport but joe but my
thing with jake paul is
take all that baggage away you would still if this is if boxing had a uh a belt
class system you would
still say jake is a blue belt with his experience you wouldn't say he's a black
belt he's not a master of
the sport even though he's dedicated to whatever the last four but this goes
back to my original
point which is just belts are just they yeah this belt thing like like like
like blue belts can beat up
black belts now yeah i don't like you know it's they certainly can if they're
strong and they're fast
and they've got tight technique and the black belt's gotta so it's like it's a
really good black yeah yeah
there was no blue belt i don't know what the black belt in three and a half
years no but i also don't have
any black belts like my standard for a black belt is like so unrealistically
high that i don't even i
don't have a black have you not given a black belt no eddie had this kid i don't
have any eddie had
this kid that was a division one wrestler i wish i could remember his name
because he was a
fucking nightmare every time i wrote it was so ridiculous we would do neon
belly drills and you
know you start with neon belly and this dude would throw me off him like i was
a pillow and then when
he would get on top of me knee on my belly i was going nowhere i was stuck
there we're the same size
we're the same size he was crazy fucking strong now that guy was a blue belt do
you know what i'm
saying like he was just a elite wrestler sure who you just show him a few of
these things and he already
knows how to move his body and control people he doesn't know how to do umma
plot or a proper handball
he didn't he's terrible off his back yeah he's good he's not a black belt but
he's also been wrestling
he could black belts up yeah he could because he could pass your guard he would
smush you he would
but he was a d1 wrestler right he was a d1 wrestler who was jacked yeah he had
this this power lifting
routine that he would do he would not skip power lifting workouts he's like it's
the most important
part of my game he was all clean power and that's power lifting deadlifts
snatches it was all that's
all he did to the other end of that we've had d1 guys come in to the academy
and they get
smoke that could happen too that could happen too but this usually that's how
it goes but he was
training for a couple of years there's been blue belts or purple belts that
come in and get starch man it
takes a long time to learn and what i'm saying is that this guy loved mma yeah
he was a elite wrestler
and he was two years into jiu-jitsu but he was a blue belt that's what i'm
saying yeah so he's a blue belt
but years of experience you're in trouble i just gave jason nolfa's blue belt jason
nolfa's like
having matches with like renato canuto like he's like having like he had
matches like tyro tollo like
he's having like competitive matches and did you give him his blue because of
the experience
well he's like a world-class wrestler yeah like that's such a fact he's like
american wrestling
like do you think i think this is i've always said this but i say it again that's
the best base
if you could dictate where the fight takes place that's the most important
thing look at all the
champs yeah all fights start striking but look what happens to a lot of these
guys that have striking
and like did you see when chaos williams fought gustafson yes that fucking viking
dude no he
just chaos williams his terrifying power terrifying one punch just has a
highlight reel of starching
guys with one shot this fucking viking just got a hold of him and just
absolutely ragdolled him
for three rounds to the point like you felt bad for chaos at the end just
beating the shit out of him
like i've never seen anybody beat the shit out of chaos it's grappling the
wrestling is so goddamn
important if you can do that and you can hold the guy and you can dictate where
the fight takes place
that's number one even if a fight starts standing it also creates the most
dangerous and
gustafson got ko'd earlier today he got ko'd by uh that russian cat that i
thought was going
to be a grappling man alexander he doesn't have no no no oh okay i'm sorry
completely different
andreas gustafson but his strength is insane this guy does one-armed barbell
snatches with 175 pounds
what to say yeah oh that dude that's like the strongest guy yeah you find some
video there's a video
compilation of him weightlifting it's insane this is him yeah that's like crazy
look at how much he got
stopped today in the first round what does he what does he fight at 170 oh my
god so my point is at least in
the chaos williams fight is a good example the grappling is so goddamn
important it's number one
number one for sure yeah number one for sure you can dictate where the fight
goes i'll keep on the feet
go to the floor and if you're fighting for 20 years like you take so much less
damage than a striker
no one talks about yes it's like look how much damage like uh like a khabib
took in his career
versus one but that's why i always say he's got touched four or five times his
whole career but
but that's why i say it's always way more impressive what izzy's done what alex
has done when they're
strikers and they they're they don't have an option to grapple and you know
they're going to keep it on
the feet and they get to that championship level that level of difficulty is so
much higher than what
khabib yeah or these other grapplers are doing because you know they're not
they're only going to do one
thing right they're just going to like perreira that's what i'm saying alex
yeah alex is all
they're going to do they're going to knock you out yeah they have no other
other way to win
that that's all they're going to do well perreira championship level he was the
guy i was the
most excited about when he came over from glory because i'm a glory fan about
him i was like dude you
gotta you gotta watch this he starts everybody in glory man i just always knew
you always remember
from gyms right there's always there's always a guy in the gym that you're like
how are you doing that
like how are you hitting everybody so hard like how are you eating there's guys
you'd watch them hit
pads you're like okay what the are you doing different than everybody else that's
perreira you see him hit
things it's like you see him right hook that's the punch machine yeah you know
that punch machine
he got 190 with his right hand his left hand's his power hand dude his left
hand was hurt yeah so he
threw a right god mike brown said that about he said that about dustin poirier
he said dustin poirier
knocks guys out all the time he dustin poirier is a terrific puncher absolutely
but perreira is a
different thing man you're talking about like a one in a million guy really the
power this guy has is
one in a million it's nuts and he's built like a praying man he's built
different he's built like a
alien man his ass is this high it starts in the middle of his back he is a
legitimate amazon
warrior like a lead absolute legit amazon warrior his family comes from an
amazonian tribe oh my god so
he the power this guy has oh yeah she's knocking bitches out too she's a good
man and technically
this is when he knocked out izzy the first time dude wow terrifying puncher and
then by the time
he got to glory he went up from 85 and put some masks on and that's when he
started fucking people up
when he was a two-time glory champion in 85 and 205 god did they fast track him
he's an lfa start some
dude they put him right in the ufc right in the ufc starches michelatus with
that flying knee oh my
goodness and then starches sean strickland okay and then he had that one fight
where bruno silva made
that dude uh i forget who he's fighting that that guy there's so many guys in
here like he fought jason
wilness and head kicked him and then flying need him in the head jason wilness
is a world champion dude
like an elite world champion good god i know they have to have that this is him
against dustin joe
watch that left hook one more time one more time that is
crazy power dude look at this look at that power god it's just different man
there's every now and
then a guy you'll see a guy hit the bag you'll see a guy hit pads you see a guy
punch someone in the
ring and you're like what is he doing different that's pereira like maybe the
best example in
kickboxing i've ever seen because everybody knocks guys out they're all killer
strikers right but his
was different there was a finality to what he did to people look at that oh my
god
yeah bro and these are big ass gloves right yeah these aren't mma no no no they're
10 they're 10
yeah they're 10s but but there's also those are world-class strikers he's not
yeah this is jason
wilness look at this oh my god flying knee those are world-class guys bro jason
wilness is a world
champion dude he head kicked him first and then he flying kneed him out oh my
god bro yeah he's not
doing the skins so no grappling i mean he had zero grappling and in fact he had
one mma fight he got
taken down a rear naked choked so that guy got taken down a rear naked choke
which highlights how
fucking important grappling is yeah then he hooks up with glover so that was
the big thing glover to
share it teaches him how to wrestle at least a little bit teaches and then
slowly over time you see it
getting better and better inside the octagon take down defense standing up all
that stuff but then you get
to a certain point where there's not i don't give a if gorn's teaching whatever
there's not enough
hours in the day to make up that gap when you get to a certain level at the ufc
like for ddp
there's nothing we can do for him to beat hamzat there's not enough time in his
life to beat hamzat
in wrestling he's not 21 years old we're like all right now you need to get russians
in there and
they're like this what you can definitely get better yeah no doubt he'll get
better but hamzat is
extraordinary yeah he is he's extraordinary he said he said it wasn't his
strength he said you think you can
go ahead yeah i think i think it's possible i have to pee before i watch this
fight because i'm excited
about i think one of the worst backgrounds to get into with mma unfortunately
is jujitsu with no
wrestling and no striking classical jujitsu yeah you're fast i think it is the
worst because you have no
ability to dictate where the fight goes yep uh so if you if there's also an
agreed upon unspoken rule
in jiu-jitsu where one guy plays top one guy plays bottom correct right and the
way that the point
system is set up in jiu-jitsu is that the guy on bottom stays on bottom the guy
on top tries to pass
so there's a they're showing a hamzat highlight reel here now
no no it's okay so go ahead keep going so it's usually it's usually the guy on
top is patty cake patty
cake patty cake opportunity passes scores backs away patty cake patty cake
passes scores so jujitsu guys
never actually focus on holding anyone down which is why when they actually go
to fight people they
just have zero ability to keep them in bottom position and if you look at the
finishers like people are
people are minimalists in jiu-jitsu whereas the ideal for jiu-jitsu is a
maximalist like you do the minimum
amount of work to win so they patty cake patty cake side control three points
and they stall for the rest of
the match whereas whereas if you actually go in and you look at guys who
actually work towards finality
then you have guys who are actually good finishers um and so if you just
combine all this like even
hedolfo versus that guy fluffy is his name like he got to good positions like
he mounted him he took his
back multiple times but he spent his whole career just winning on points so
when he actually went to
finish him like there's like it's just you don't have anything that fascinating
that the rule set
kind of it really kind of ruined a lot of what made jujitsu important yeah the
rule set the number one
thing that no one talks about in my career which separates me is the fact that
when i put people in
bottom position no one ever stands up and if they do stand up they've used so
much energy standing up that
it wasn't even worth the stand up in the first place like everyone that i fight
knows my passing is
so good and they know my pins are so good like i know if they if i get chest to
chest and half guard
and pass them i'm gonna finish them so everyone's like i'm getting up like i
spent like i
fought andre i fought yuri i fought all these guys like no one everyone knows
if i'm in bottom position
i'm gonna get my guard passed if i get my guard passed i'm gonna finish so like
i need to get up like
my life depends on it and nobody even gets close and so like and and if they do
it sounds like bragging
but that's a hundred percent true if they do like like like when i fought wagner
like you there like
wagner tried his absolute horse to stand up when he was fresh and just if you
look at he fought
everybody else fought craig fought everyone else he just kicks away kicks in
the hips he fought mma
kicks in the hip stands up and he's back up and so it it doesn't allow you to
keep pressure over time
i just put him on bottom and they just never got away and then the one time he
did get away
it was so late in the match he was so exhausted that i just let him up and then
i just i'm gonna
put him back in bottom position so no one talks about the fact that i can hold
people down but the
number one issue with classical jiu-jitsu guys is that they never spend any
time holding people down
so when they first of all they can't take them down and if they do get on top
the guy just stands up
yeah yeah and um also no striking at all so going into it with that going into
mma with no ability
take a guy down no real experience in holding guys down and then and not and no
ability to strike and
poor finish so even if you even if you jump guard for example and you're in
bottom because you never
spent your time actually working on like submission finishing mechanics right
there's guys you can't
even finish from bottom position guys who win jiu-jitsu tournaments that don't
even attempt to
submission yeah they just get mount so if you're on top which is unlikely
because you can't take the
guy down it's it's unlikely you're going to hold top position and even if you
are in bottom position
you're not dangerous enough to dangerous enough to actually finish the guy so
it's like classical
jiu-jitsu is just getting phased out and we call it scrimmage wrestling uh what
the dagestani guys are
doing is is going to be phased in like they just i like how someone was mocking
you about scrimmage
wrestling and then it got used on it by nikki like i'm not i'm not denying it's
wrestling it's just a
different kind of wrestling and if you look at every historical piece of
information like you look
at aaron pico took the guy down he's an amazing you know classical american
wrestler couldn't hold him
down yeah and then hamzat was like the next match he takes the guy down rides
in the hole like had 23
minutes on top the only reason he didn't have like a full almost 25 minutes was
because he got stood up
like you know midway through one of the rounds i think it was like 23 minutes
of control time
like i'm not saying it's not wrestling it's just a different kind of wrestling
when you teach jiu-jitsu
like when you start with somebody how do you start from what is the what is the
system how do you start
are they on the bottom first but wait before you get to that this the scrimmage
wrestling thing what
i was getting to is like someone was mocking that i was like why are you
mocking a term like what are you
trying to pretend he doesn't know what he's talking about like it seems crazy
but then the exact same
thing got done to him yeah correct he was he was like oh like got done to him
in the match with nikki rod
that's hilarious it's like everyone everyone just thinks you could just come in
as a collegiate or
freestyle wrestler and dominate and that's just not the way like there's
there's so many things in wrestling that work perfectly there's so many things
that don't
work at all there's so many things that don't make sense to do like a fireman's
carry like you hit
a fireman's carry next thing you know the guy's in a crucifix on you right
there he has your back or
you're in your triangle do you remember when big daddy goodrich fought paul herrera
paul herrera
took him down got him in a fireman's carry and big daddy goodrich locked his
legs up locked his arm up and
elbowed that was yeah 150 million times in the head it was crazy so never do a
fireman's carry then it
was back when there was but it was here it is look at this watch this this is
back when there's no
tapping either look at this oh my god i remember this he was out right away the
referee should have
stopped this 80 elbows ago i mean he's dead and by the way stop bro it's a
little extra here but they
added extra to it did they add it it says 50 elbows to the head i know because
there it repeats itself
here that could just it's a loop but what is the actual number let's see if we
can find the actual
just try to find big daddy goodrich oh we're watching mauricio rufi and saint
denis it's already
started well these are nice oh rufi just popped him with a jab these comedy
mothership cigars are
nice bubba yeah it's a foundation cigar shout out to them it's like now's this
now this connection
like takedown scores nothing can he actually hold him down from this position
well saint denis is pretty
good at holding guys down i mean clearly not on your level of it but he does
have a very pressure
and so you look like rufi didn't even try he just accepted bottom position so
it was like there was
like there's no like now he's trying to get up but he's already got it's a
great game plan by
oh this is huge for him full mount already the question guy's cardio wears ass
out oh look at
that he's going for the arm triangle he's going hard for it look at this and if
you look at the
oh my god i think he's gonna get it it's called leche de padre bro look does it
that's father's milk
really you just bury him in your tits i thought that was when you smother a guy
yeah that's what
that's what it looks like you're doing well no this is arm triangle he's he's
isolating the right
arm what do you do come out in a single leg double leg a bunch of double double
uh legs to
waist up to a rear up to a body mariso's almost up nope he's gotta lock the
triangle oh he's got his
back now now he's going to power half or he's going to get taken up jesus this
is terrible for roofie
oh get him off shake him off shake him off he's done he should have went power
half now you can stand
up just stand up what did he do instead of power half what did he uh he just he
stayed he stayed with
two hands over the shoulders and then the guy just kind of misaligned the body
okay now so see like
he had a takedown and he he couldn't hold him down right and now they're back
at their feet and
roofie's dangerous at a distance dude look at that nice knee to the body he's
dangerous and nice do
you know how mentally fatiguing it is to put a guy down and not be able to do
any damage and then
it's not just physical it's like mental it's like i put the guy down and then
he got up on me and i
couldn't do anything to him he's like some special forces french guy yeah what
is his uh exact military
like what did what his experience whatever their delta team is over there is
that what he is oh he's one of
those guys their version of it yeah but there's like french or no joke he's no
this dude's no joke
he's an intense he was uh thanking america for helping france in world war ii
in one of his post
fight speeches jesus that's like i love america you helped us in world war ii i'm
like whoa crowds like
what yeah this guy what is he thinking about him so he's got his back again he's
got a french army
special forces command yeah he's got him down again yeah so far this is not a
good round for roofie
so now we know about roofie's grappling because what we've seen from him is
just well also sentin is
a beast he's a beast he's a beast now now look at that full mount again if he
can survive this arm
triangle arm triangle it's a great game plan by bds so gordon do you guys start
with like the
traditional guard triangle or do you start so what what what what kind of
athlete am i trying to
build oh it depends elite brian calendar style yeah yeah if i'm trying to build
an athlete from the
ground up yeah um and i have time to work with them i always start them in
bottom position
right on his back bottom position is the heart is the hardest to learn right um
most people start
standing standing is actually the last thing i teach them really i start yeah
because if you can
get good submissions and get off balances from bottom position uh good guard
retention and good escapes
pin and submission escapes those are the first things that i do so like are
more guys asking to come
in their camp he's he's yelling at something he's complaining about something
roofie is complaining
about something he's holding the glove he's holding something yeah he's holding
shorts
hums not asked me to train like uh he's holding in newport uh no he wasn't i
was in sweden
and i'm like i'm not going to sweden right now he does the camps in newport now
yeah it's not too
bad for you yeah okay so he train hard it'll be great he had his hands in his
shorts yeah he can't
be doing that he's holding on to the shorts i think is that what he's saying
jammy hopefully he's
grabbing his dick hopefully he's crap that was a fight once uh a bit with big
daddy goodrich as
well he fought this dude the pedro and he reached his hand into the guy's junk
and
crushed his nuts no yes he did it was legal too in brazil in brazil yeah yeah
there was no rules back
then he reached his hand and crushed the man's balls how bad do you want to win
oh god is it true
that uh is this just a is this bullshitter when uh td uh uh drick is duplessi
had uh his finger in
komzat's ass is that true where it comes out was uh well it's on tiktok a lot i'm
sorry guys
excuse my friend okay here we go 50 seconds left oh i like that swinging but he's
got to be so
exhausted now and now he knows he can't get taken down yeah never seen roofie
like this before man this
is interesting let's post him like this well i mean you got to think of the
guys that sunday has fought
too he just fought dustin poirier oh yeah strength of schedule yeah saint denise
way higher
hanato moicano yep he's fought some pretty elite guys he lost to my connor
right yeah yeah he got
beat up and he does but you see like even this like when you're standing there's
so much less that has
to go wrong for a good guy to get beaten by a guy who's not who's much lesser
like when you're grappling
someone so much has to go wrong in order to lose the guy who's right who's
worse than you so like if he
if he took him down in the first 30 seconds of the round and he remained in top
position
like just riding him there would have been like almost zero danger in the round
which is like what
could be even hamza do correct whereas in this guy's last 50 seconds if you're
here you get knocked out
if you're on the ground you gotta feel there's a lot of that has to go wrong to
get yeah especially
when you're tired that's the thing it's like you have to make choices do i move
now am i too tired to
explode out of the way i see him winding up so i try a duck like what do i try
you don't have that like
when itama fought dillian white the in and out footwork whoo that that like
after something like
that that's gone right so you can't really get out of the way that's what saint
denise is banking
yeah like let's even if i don't finish him let's drain this gas tank so his
footwork's not as good
so he's not as dangerous on the feet but there's such a good test for hoofy
because he really hasn't
beat those high caliber guys yet it's such a good test here's a real question
do you think that with guys
like marab and then fluffy as well but maybe to a slightly lesser extent do you
think what they're
showing is that just like some people can do those 100 mile races that like
goggins and cam heinz does
and that we think that a marathon is hard but just because that's all you're
trained for correct but
guys like cam do a marathon literally every day yeah it's just you got to go
past where you think the
boundary is and a guy like marab can keep that kind of pace up for five minutes
because he's in that 100
mile running yes you know what i mean it's like is he genetically gifted where
he can do that but
he can just all mentally he says not he says he used to smoke cigarettes he
doesn't know any better
that's true they say that like prefontaine those guys have uh harder bones in
their feet and stuff
like that that's also from use though yeah that's from use that's the same kind
of thing yeah you get
that from kick boxers yeah you get that from weightlifters oh because oh saint
denise i'm sorry i'm
gonna say it his hands are down a lot of times he's close oh he just got elbowed
hard he gets caught man he got elbowed
hard well he's tired he gets reckless too he does get reckless well he's a very
violent man yeah yeah
but here he got him down again he's got him down again he's down to train he's
got it he's right
he's down to train oh roofie reversed him oh this is huge that means he's tired
that's what i was
talking about scrimmaging yeah like roofie was just like i'm not accepting it
and every previous
takedown he's like i'm accepting bottom position this time he was like i'm not
getting put on bottom
and he just kept moving until he's in top position and now he's gonna let him
stand up every time this happens oh boy
oh boy ben was in more and more trouble yep he's just got to be clean here and
just don't get wild
he's kicking with his hands down like that he's gonna get caught between these
guys and a guy like
khabib yeah yes saint denise tried to take him down in the first round and
tried to finish him in the
first round so he had more some more submission attempts and more he worked
towards submission a lot
more than like a guy like a khabib would um but now he's a lot more tired like
khabib and hamzat spend
the first like if it's a five round fight the first like two to three rounds
just riding the guy like
there's no submission attempts their their sole focus is keep the guy down
control him make him carry
body weight you know see this is the thing if you get to like 155 pounds and
you're a striker you know
that is at the weight where like most of these guys can knock each other the
out like
like if this guy fought illia taporia he'd get knocked the fuck out right and
or yeah he could
knock illia the fuck out like it's so tight when you're at like a championship
level and you're
you're that fast and hit that hard that's a wild game what what you're saying gordon
is like
it's it's so important for people to hear because that is the clearest pathway
to success
like complete control on the ground it's the least amount of damage you take
right it's safest post
career correct yes saint denis look at this look at this that's nice tired dude
look at this
look at this not fun he's got how much time two and a half minutes oh that he's
got to pull the
hand down if he pulls the head down underneath his chin he's battling it oh
that is close though jack
oh he's putting the squeeze on the jaw
that's got that's just oh he starts turning belly oh he tapped he tapped wow
benoit saint denis
that is the biggest win of his career yep oh right in france yeah that's a huge
win fork in the road
that is that's the first loss for the fighting nerds yeah and that's a big one
man that's a big one
roofie was the ninja you know roofie was the guy that hit bobby green with that
wheel kick
yeah and roofie was the one yeah he's he's got to be feeling it right now i
mean that's his boy and
then is and then the captain of the nerds is fighting the main event benoit
just starts shooting at the
ground he could have turned out because he's actually budged against the fence
so he wouldn't have been
able to follow him he's a fucking beast man town bro that dude's a fucking
beast for him good for him
yeah he's a beast and the thing is it's like he didn't get deterred from his
losses either
you know he gets beat up on wakano didn't get deterred beat up by by dustin poirier
those then
he wins that last one that last one he didn't look great strong mind looked
great tonight took it on
short notice that's to do that's a roofie that's big man that's big for him i
wonder well maybe we
don't know how good roofie is you know yeah well we know how good he is
standing you know yeah he just
got submitted he was working on his wrestling a lot i think here well he's he
started his background
was judo initially he's grappling he's really good grappling the game you know
not fighting mma that
long he's only been fighting mma for a few years wow really oh yeah damn and
really didn't start
striking until later god yeah he's kind of a freak man i asked him in a post-fight
speech i said like
how did you get so good so quick like i thought maybe like he'd have some
insight i don't think he
understood what i was saying but that is that is kind of remarkable uniquely
violent man yeah you know
he's used to have violence yeah it's a different like level of understanding of
violence yeah oh
what did you pulled up his background jimmy what is his background look at he's
shooting people
look at this and cutting throats yeah he's no joke i'll fuck you up first
marine infantry paratroopers
regiment unit of the french army special forces command he served as a special
french special air
service operator in mali during the war and more generally in west africa
fighting terrorist
groups that's an elite right fighting terrorist bokehara and stuff terrorist
groups in west
africa yeah jesus christ yeah so that's why he's so violent yeah so he and he's
only started in uh
uh 2017. he walked in the gym at 2017. well i think he had a judo uh judo
career before that though
this is i think he did judo first right when he was younger didn't he does it
say anything before that
yeah practiced judo yeah at a good level his mother was a teacher his father
was a french army officer
who practiced judo so he trained in judo in france and germany at the age of
eight okay yeah yeah at
the age of eight and learned a black belt doesn't say at the age of eight he
got a black belt it said he
beginning at the age of eight and then he earned his black belt he played
football and rugby in his youth
so he's a beast they mean soccer when they say football yeah he's been moving
his body on a high
level for a long time yeah violent dude rugby yeah and also killing dudes in
west africa killing dudes in
west africa yeah if you're a sas guy like that you were doing that yeah he
looks like it like when you
talk to him yeah you know it's a very different consideration also by the way
when you're in war time like
that you're not as nervous you don't expend a lot of energy you know with the
nerves beforehand you have
more energy well it's like what you've seen is so much worse than what you're
about to do right you're
just going to go into a fight yeah and it's probably the only job that you can
do in you know in actual
combat which gets you to fight the ufc you're like that's what yeah like name
another job you can do
or it's going to get you ready like that yeah yeah everything's a step down
nothing nothing yeah
that's the only thing that's going to make you calm having survived war and
then fighting in the octagon
is a cakewalk yep especially to make it in that elite division well think about
what francis went
through you know think about what that guy went through didn't he walk through
the desert walked through
the desert like seven times dude they kept arresting him and bringing him back
to the desert yeah
they try to they literally try to kill you yeah they try to take you when they
capture you morocco
and then drop you off deep in the desert and then every time you get a ride
back god he did it seven
times over like a long time like over a year a year and a half or something as
a homeless person there's
not gonna be in morocco in that guy no there's not gonna quit no no he's been
through desert face he
was living outside with like a tarp and then when he got to france he told me
he was living in a
parking garage he's sleeping in a parking garage yeah you can't compete how
about his luck right
his son passes away which is horrible unthinkable horrible and then he's riding
a motorcycle hits a
young lady she passes away yeah it's terrible horrible i've been through it it's
so scary
but it's like think about what that guy's been through and then like what what
is a fight for him
you know yeah but even he after the stipe miocic fight he was kind of up in the
head
hell yeah and like when he fought derrick lewis like barely engaged yeah we
thought that fight was
going to be chaos we're like here we go we're like this one's going to be chaos
i think my prediction
was this won't go past two minutes yeah i thought it was gonna be hammers like
the worst fight ever
that was in modern day uh houston alexander and kimbo yeah right right that's
right yeah that was a
very disappointing fight but then he came back after that and started starching
fools again
who did he knock out first was it junior or kane
junior right junior dos santos yeah he beat he beat the brakes off of junior
and then he
KO'd kane well kane's leg and he killed his leg and then kane's leg went or did
kane's leg go
and then get hit i think he hit him with an uppercut and his and his kane had
some knee problems
for quite a while yeah you know i mean kane's body kind of like was not strong
enough for his mind well his uh
his wasn't his spine in a cage wasn't his spine in a cage i think they had to
do some crazy surgery on
him but the most important thing he had a butt yeah they posted a picture of
him he has a gray beard he
looks no how long how long is he in prison for supposed to get on i want to say
january
it's crazy that they made him go to jail at all and any more than he already
went yeah it's just because
he was i mean he shot the wrong guy right yeah he shot the stepdad who was also
a creep but he was
firing the gun into the public places like on the highway so he's going into
that can't really do
that shit can't have that so that's where they got we can't have that yeah that's
a bad idea yeah
you don't want to encourage that also if i'm kane i have his skill set fuck a
gun dude don't
you want to hurt this dude with your bare hands i think you wanted to kill him
yeah do it with your
hands yeah i mean at least plan it a little better yeah like if he planned it a
little better they may
he may have gotten off i think it was rage i think he found out and he just
went i'm gonna go kill this guy
guy so yeah for sure i mean how could you not understand i get it but he didn't
kill the guy
and now he's in jail so it's yeah i know that's true and the guy got out before
kane did the guy was
out in the street before kane was like if you're going to kill the guy put him
in the same cell block
as kane here's your new roommate enjoy this guy like that has to be in
protective custody right they'd
have to hide him yeah you touch kids yeah yeah they want to get you yeah but
even when he gets out he's
out now he has to go into hiding the street to get him especially kane the way
he's connected good luck
bud enjoy the rest of your life you creep yeah it's a horrible horrible
horrible story i don't think you
should ever get out but so kane but back to his physical issues like he had
like shoulder problems
knee problems back problems neck problems and it was just like that guy trained
so hard all those
boys did dc khabib rockhold josh thompson they used to go full too they were so
good too such a lion's
den yeah you know such a young makachev was there like the monsters man yeah
yeah and if you just think
about like kane in his prime though like when you beat nog best heavyweight
ever i think one of them
the the the real travesty is that we never got to see kane versus fedor in
their prime yeah that was
the real travesty that would have been the fight you know that is you know that's
that's the that's
like the fight that's the one where you go yeah if there was one fight i could
have made yeah that
would have been it kane in his prime versus fedor in his prime because their primes
overlap too
well fedor is kind of towards the end though but he's still good he was still
pretty good when kane was
when kane was coming up and kane became the champ fedor was still fit how would
fader do now you think
but he's you know oh no i'm saying is young fader yeah young fader is going to
people up in any
generation right now you look at the heavyweight division like you have aspenal
there's a far
drop-off like the heavyweight's never been however we don't even know how good
aspinall is like every
fight he's had the poor guy the poor he just became champion at the wrong time
there's just nothing for
him to prove himself he's also so much bigger like a guy like aspinall is his
frame is so much bigger than
fedor's i think right he's a lot of big guys yeah he's a big boy he's a lot
bigger 265 or something
he's a lot bigger but fedor was a special fighter he was special too do you
need to watch like his
defense when he fought crocop you ever see the co-cop they're both in the prime
he was throwcock was
throwing those power high kicks and he would lift his knee all the way up here
and catch it he was
catching a lot of the body kicks on his knee god he was his defense in that
fight was amazing there was a
somebody made a compilation of fedor's defense that fight like when crocop hits
him with a body kick he
takes out his supporting leg he was so good and he could submit guys like that
too he'd catch arm bars
out of nowhere like he had a fully multi-faceted game so insane probably the
best so explosive too the
best guy in the heavyweight division ever that could do that that can
transition from a knockout blow to a
a triangle choke or an arm bar just like that he like when he catches arm bars
he would catch them boom boom
yes they were so fast so fast he was probably the best heavyweight ever of that
don't you think
yeah the guy who could do both of those things like light with lightning speed
he was so good dude
those noguerre fights oh my god that was when noguerre was in his prime son noguerre
was in his prime and
fedor just could not be denied his ground and pound was fucking terrifying the
best yeah the best he was
remember he fought he fought um orlovsky who who was training with freddie roach
an affliction
boxing was great and then fedor just caught him man no orlovsky was winning
that fight i know i know i know
and he was a fucking god bro he caught him in the air with a picture perfect
right hand and he'd walk out
like he just finished playing cards he wasn't even warmed up he just walked out
like i just finished
playing cards i'm gonna i'm gonna beat this guy even in mid-battle dude his
expression would never
change never change you've just seen that they're doing slow motion when kevin
randleman's throwing
him on his head just like dead eye just relaxed mid-air he's all yep been here
before never freaked out
and then within a minute he come order and isn't it weird his brother just wasn't
as good no his brother
was a wild man killing people his brother had better tattoos his brother was
connected his brother had a
tattoo of the grim reaper holding the baby yeah yo you ever see that yeah yeah
bro bro that guy's in
some dark scary yeah there was a lot of dark tattoos that dude had yeah he was
scary suspect remember when he
fought james thompson james thompson came out james thompson with an animal he
came out raw and
emilion eco just picked him apart there was another big brazilian cat too
remember that other dude
that he flatlined in a similar way big brazilian guy who was a heavyweight yeah
i know you remember that
i don't know his name but yeah but he flatlined that guy too watching what it
takes what he does now
i think he was in legal trouble who who is this a million echo fedor's brother
apparently is a wild
he served some time but i think fedor is super close to uh putin oh yeah so he
probably yeah he
probably calls him he's like hey my brother up again is there any way maybe i
don't know because uh
that chechen guy was mad at him once uh uh the guy kardy off yeah kardy off he
was mad because fedor
criticized them having young kids fight each other oh interesting did you see
hamzat when he got his
belt and flew back to chechnya and he gave that war load the belt and he was
wearing it like he was
like thanks dude and they kept it yeah yeah that guy's been sanctioned by like
more countries than any
other ruler like like he's not uh he's kind of wild guy to be friends with yeah
yeah i would imagine like
the biggest mafia lord did you ever see him and how's that role no oh yes i had
yeah i did it's a
good time i did bro how about hamzat and sarukian rolling yeah sarukian deal
very sarukian very good
that's the guy that taporia is going to have all his all the problems with all
the problems oh yeah it's
true it's his toughest fight that's his stuff well sarukian will still be
favored though really really
no i know he is yeah yeah yeah it will be yes he's got two erasers yeah yeah he's
got two erasers and he
grew up wrestling yeah sarukian can also strike though and his wrestling oh not
like his striking is
pretty good his striking is good not as very good nobody on this planet would
say it's as good as
to pierce i think i think we can give her these problems yeah would you put
your money on on uh
taporia though in that fight uh i wouldn't put money on that yeah i'd say
listen trukian knocks
people out he's very good striking yeah but what taporia has is that weird
power yeah the same thing
we're talking about prayer he's got that weird power he does get hit though
that but he does get
hit but he wants to get hit he wants to throw himself in there so he can get
those counters off because
he knows when his land it's over so in that sense you haven't seen those kind
of fight look what he
he stopped three legends in a legend legends in a row shut him off max holloway's
never been knocked
out it's one of the greatest three fighting is good striking i think sarukian i
would i would
probably say for sarukians wrestling will get the job done we're not talking
about and it might be a
boring fight we're not talking about wrestling though dude to go from striking
to go from knocking
out volkanovski to knocking out max holloway to knocking out olivera that is
the greatest three
fight win streak in the history of sport chaos all flat lines yeah that's
different yeah but sarukian
doesn't get hit a lot he's a really good wrestler his transition is big for the
weight class yes which
is probably why they up in the last one when he got pulled from the fight that's
right because he's
probably cutting too much weight but the knock on sarukian would be when he
fought charles olivera who
topira just starched yeah is if that was a five-round fight he probably would
have lost him
interesting look at this but sarukian's definitely as tough as a slow-mo ko oh
my god yeah twice oh
bro like nobody's ever done that to olivera like that at 55. the last time he
got ko'd like that was
cub swanson probably old school remember that yeah that's right there was a
time where
12 olivera was just not all in he just wasn't like fully focused he had like
quitting them
right that once you show signs of quit you're fun he found it somewhere else he
found it yeah interesting
like psychological study yeah most guys that at that level that quit like that
overtly like don't make
it it never comes back he's the one guy he turned it around and i held it
against him forever
until he started meeting everybody dude i never picked him once i know a guy
has quit in him i'm
like i'm out i never picked him and then he kept proving me wrong yeah yeah he's
an extraordinary
case very unusual case so sarukian and taboria would be the fight but the thing
is like i almost think
the general public doesn't know enough about sarukian that's that's true i
almost would say like listen
you fucked up you didn't make weight you're probably a little too big fella um
why don't we give you
one more contender they did that put on a show they're giving them a fight i'm
pretty sure they're
not giving i think it's hooker that's a good one oh that's a good one that's a
good one is is uh
that's a good one hooker's a dangerous guy is this going to be a five rounder i
don't know who is
hooker would take into some deep water yeah that hooker poirier fight that's an
all-time classic
crazy that was a class five round main event oh there it is ufc qatar qatar is
bringing that loop
damn what is hooker ranked right now he's in the top ten i believe what is uh i'm
actually kind
of surprised what is dan hooker ranked he's another one of those dudes it's
just like he's my ctv he's
a dog he's just wants to fight he's a guy who'd do bare knuckle yeah he'll do
anything yeah he's
down for whatever he got the win over um that was a great fight yeah he was
scheduled to fight
justin gaethje earlier this year before withdrawing due to hand injury yeah he
hurt his hand remember
pulled out yeah that's right he's a dog i watched that uh the strickland fight
with uh with uh inov
yeah wow rock and stocking robots strickland melts guys he dude he puts a pace
on guys i love the way
he fights he constantly puts pressure on you and he's constantly got you moving
backwards hard to hit
like slips you know all that what gordon is talking about with grappling strickland
employs a lot of
that same sort of strategy with the striking like he keeps you backing up all
the time yeah there's
there's a factor to it obviously you pereira knocked him out he's more
susceptible he's not in
control the situation when you have wild strikes coming your way but by always
having you back up
you're going to get way more tired nobody runs backwards he's a pressure
fighter yeah it's right
yeah it's weird he's a pressure fighter but he doesn't have the power you know
like he's a pressure
fighter it creates volume look be able to look at nick nick and nate nick and nate
did the same thing
like they're not knocking guys out left and right but they're just constantly
walking you down and
they have better cardio yeah and it's the thing is it's like all he has to do
is just keep hitting
you at 50 percent yeah if he hits you a lot of 50 25 minutes and really hard to
hit man i was gonna say
that shoulder roll thing yeah i'm surprised he's not taking down more but his
takedown defense he's way
harder if you look if you look at most of the champions they have one thing
that they're better than
almost everybody else in the world that and they're good sufficiently good at
everything else yes
strickland's not better than than anybody at anything like he's not the best
striker he's not the best
wrestler he's that but he just has pressure right like there's so much so much
can be said for just
walking a guy down and putting pressure out obviously like a guy like prayer is
used to it
yeah uh so he countered him as he was coming in but like for most guys he just
walks him down and puts
pressure like dude khabib does enough khabib just like literally walks that guy
he doesn't even shuffle
like look at the khabib versus edson barboza like he knew that edson wanted to
keep him at range to
kick him so he literally he literally just walked at him so that edson couldn't
shuffle back fast enough
and he was 100 exhausted like inside of around there too yeah this is this is
exciting it's very exciting
i spent a lot of pressure on him involved yeah fighting in france well and plus
you know if you
put on a good performance you can fight for the title yeah you're next like dana
didn't commit because
it's basically a four-man middleweight tournament so dana's not committing so
he's letting them put on
a show he's saying who wants it more right he's a big decision which most of
these guys aren't finishers
these two aren't well him knocking out adesanya like that was crazy i did not
expect that i thought
that was going to be a close fight it was tough he's every bit of six three he's
a big boy
did i watch the contender for the first time i never watched that best fight
show it's so great
you've never seen before i never have it trumps ultimate fighter it's not even
close did you see
it my boy um uh john paul lebo's nanny uh got in there and his dad had been
training him forever
i know his dad had been training since he was seven there there's video of him
doing it and and uh
just to watch that kid he wanted to do everything else his dad goes no you're
gonna you're gonna
wrestle and you're gonna fight and he made it to the ufc jiu-jitsu's sick we'll
see
well this guy's coming into his own you know it's like i think the strickland
fight taught him a
lesson yeah because it takes so long just put so much pressure on him and he's
got that he's got
a weird style too where he throws that teep from the front foot yeah strickland
is like constantly
teeping you and constantly got you moving and he moves back really well and
punches are thrown on
him and he's got his hands like this i want to see his bodies i'd love to see
that fight what
what age do you think fighters peak typically like it depends what weight class
yeah yeah well
it's so wild when they're like really lightweight and they're still in it like
volkanovsky yeah like
usually after 30 at the lighter weights what is this disaster that's it the bosnia
on you write
this so watch this you see that by knockout yeah he won by knockout check this
out jimmy i'm gonna
send you a video right now let me see that again he threw that kick off of the
punch the kick and
punch at the same watch this jamie i'm gonna send you something see that see
how he did that came over
the top yeah no he throws the jab and yeah he threw it over the top but he did
the jab and the kick at
the same time yeah stylebender does that a lot yeah and and he practice a such
a slick move there's a
video of him practicing that move with his dad seven years old that's nice
watch this boom oh my goodness
that's nice yeah that contender series is awesome it's very good yeah really
and look how many guys
have come out of that and they're now fighting in the ufc so many dude how
about that ufc paramount deal
yeah it's crazy great it's a lot of money um what is it like seven billion
dollars for seven years
uh no it was because basically is it seven billion last jamie what are you
doing brian
check this out you're in the middle of you know you don't have to walk over to
text him yeah don't
you know his number airdrop him or some like so you see this move watch watch
this watch when he's a
kid look at this with his dad look at this oh that's crazy now watch this ready
he's doing his
this is when he's in first grade now boom oh that's crazy how cool is that well
those guys that do have
that like traditional karate background the thing about his dad's about karate
in particular is that
you're you're not really getting hurt and you're throwing a lot of kicks and
you learn leg dexterity
yeah and it's like especially like taekwondo you learn leg dexterity that
regular people don't have
yeah it's like just how you're talking about like there's a level of cardio
that you would need to
run a marathon and then you think about that's about as good as anybody could
ever get and then there's
guys that come along 100 miles there's also that with what you're seeing with mma
with cardio and mma
but it's also that with everything it's that with like grappling with striking
with kicking with
everything we're used to like a certain level of it but if there's the if elite
like taekwondo guys
really figured out muay thai and then wrestling and grappling you're in trouble
yeah like these
guys they can throw wild wheel kicks at you and spinning sidekicks to the body
and it's their thing
and their timing yes because they've gotten way past the level that everybody
else is at that's right
yeah i think he rolled with you uh or didn't he lebo's mayani didn't he uh he
was like 17
though uh you probably don't remember but he was very complimentary obviously
his jiu-jitsu eddie
that kid's jiu-jitsu is so crazy though and now he's in the ufc we have gordon
ryan's abu dhabi belt
right there damn donated to the studio look at that son i guess i have so many
now just give men as gifts
that's amazing is someone out there some doctor fix his tummy please fuck for
you have uh you have one
and then um i'm waiting they have i'm waiting like i'm gonna give trump one oh
wow that's hilarious
that's hilarious joe how many people i love that it's gold i love that it's
gold how many people are
hitting you up for those white house tickets oh quite a few hey yeah how about
your boys over here you
probably won't pass any kind of tests that you need to get in there right no we've
been to the white
house chop and i have been to the white house who invited you to the white
house some guy who was a
back in the day he was a fan but he was a secret service guy oh wow got us in
there yeah i was all
up in there yeah yeah all the room when obama was weird yeah that's wild when
bush was dude huh that's
wild what does all this talk about them arresting obama what is what is all
this is it real no it's
not no it's really gonna start doing that going arresting former president idea
by the way you have to
arrest every one of them that's alive yeah yeah that that that warfare that
legal warfare look at the size of
bro he's six four it's gonna be a good fight son he's a big boy again these
guys are both 185 okay
this is crazy they're not 185 these are 200 plus pound guys him sucking weight
is so hard for him uh
bro hollow poor hallio yeah but it looks like him he looks like a 200 pound guy
holly is also 32.
is he 32 yeah is that true it was like a young kid wow emma bob is uh 20
something 27 28 i think this is a
good fight it's a good fight very good fight man probably i was really really
explosive look at him
probably the better athlete i wonder how much it with them watching roofie get
tapped right before
that's what i was just thinking it can't be good you know your first loss with
the nerds i know and he's
a good friend of yours yeah training partner you all went through training camp
yeah for this night
and he gets mud stomped right and maybe you know how you go with him mud stomped
we just get your
pushed in and you're like oh we just did an entire camp not to get taken down
and then that guy we didn't
last a chance there's definitely some doubt in that you're like oh our camp's
not the best yeah
pro is huge what was uh imam volves uh kickboxing background before he became
an mma fighter
he has a background striking right isn't am i wrong no he has a background in
striking
because it doesn't it certainly looks like it when i'm looking at the way i
mean everything looks real
like that stutter step that he did before he delivered that right hand that's
really high level man
look at how he throws that front teep to the body he's good man remember
remember strickland beat him
i think strickland took it on short notice bro strickland puts that pressure on
you i'm telling
you and it's a different style it's a weird style remember that fight strickland
kind of broke him
front yeah he kind of broke him i think he just overwhelmed his cardio to the
point where he became
defensive that's what i would say yes because strickland just keeps that
pressure look what he did to
izzy same he keeps that pressure on you that see that'd be a good fight for izzy
oh yeah i think
izzy wants that fight yeah i think they're actually talking about that fight
because strickland's uh
uh suspension's up in november something like that anger management from
jumping in the ring and
punching something i don't know if it's true but i i saw a thing on the
internet it could be fake but it
also could very well be real that he uh got kicked out of anger management
because he kept threatening to
fight the teacher i think that was just that's just a meme barhalio almost got
the trip yeah almost got
that trip but imov is no joke man no joke grappling too very good defense but
standing up he seems to
have an advantage he's doing a really good job of keeping on the fence yeah musashi
a little bit
yeah a little bit right yeah that was a guy that didn't get his flowers that
was a guy who did not
get his flowers fucking killer musasi was a fucking animal you know he used to
train with fedor oh
really yep that makes sense remember musasi we started the big dick energy
rumor about him yes
and then his manager told me yeah yeah he loved it yeah of course he loved it
we're saying he probably
has a big dick and he probably does i'm sure he don't wear a hat like that so
smart man very well
read yeah and very high fight iq too just intelligent his approach to fighting
but ferocious but then he
went to bellator or pfl on the shelf forever dude he was gonna sue him to get
out but he's too old
now like how old is he now it's up he wastes like three years in there yeah how
old is uh gay guard
musasi now jammy 54.
remember when he knocked out weideman yeah remember knocked out jock ray souza
what's that it's 40. it's 40. yeah it's over it's over i mean if you're oh oh
oh nice shot you
can fight in other organizations and keep the facts train kept a row 42 i feel
fantastic remember when
susa put him in that guillotine though just like jock ray just caught him and
it was like
crazy well you know jock ray is jock ray yeah yeah he's a beast
i can't believe she did you see strickland's uh tweet about rampage's son he's
like we're both head to
anger management just one of us can have a felony on their record or one of us
is gonna be able to own a
gun after that's right that's a good fight man yeah bahalio's closing the
distance now yeah this is
interesting so there's the thing about him breaking when he fought strickland
if you think he broke he
melted yeah like did he but did he just run out of cardio or did he lose his
enthusiasm he was given as
good as he was getting though they were they were sucking it out to the last
yeah but he broke him he broke
him yeah i mean he certainly overwhelmed him he certainly overwhelmed him but
but you can tell
what just like guys from his face when he wants out it's also an intelligent
thing it's an intelligence
thing if you know that you don't have enough left like here's here's an example
last round of strickland
versus out of sanya strickland's like come on come on he's coming towards him
what is that is he
gonna do yeah all right let's do it knock me out like that like you're
exhausted you get dropped in
the first round you got you're losing the fight you know you're losing the
fight stay defensive just
get out of there yep you could say oh you broke him but isn't that just a smart
move if you don't
have anything left yeah if you can't do it like you know you're too tired to
fight the guy off
are you supposed to what are you supposed to throw yourself into the fire i
mean you could try that
that doesn't usually work how many guys put the thing is like you want a guy
you want a guy who
just wants to fight to the end too so it's like it's more entertaining i know
it's like what do you
what what do you favor do you favor intelligence and tactics and live to fight
another day do you
look at it in terms of an entire career like if you just decide to throw down
right there and you're
exhausted and you know you're exhausted and you only got a couple of seconds of
haymakers in you
and then you get KO'd and flatline you're at the jaw you get your jaw wired
shot at the hospital
i love seeing fighters that don't get hit like that that that skill the ability
to take less
damage to me is what and now as somebody who's such a fan of fighting that's
right right but then you
have max halloway last round and you have dustin courier winning the fight
points at the ground and
the universe rewards him with a highlight reel KO of just strike three strikers
will
will in general be bigger stars than grapplers always but grapplers will in
general be more
successful yeah they have a higher winning percentage for sure but the stars
are always strikers always
always always look at connor look at izzy always the biggest stars yeah yeah
always yeah they put on
that well that's the casuals that's what they know like oh he punches him he
knocks him out
oh man i don't care who you are to the body it's such a everybody's so talented
now it's just crazy i know
it's it's really interesting man you know it's that way with everything it's
that way with everything
they're watching each other my son my son at nine at nine years old like oh you
watch these baseball
players you're like these kids are nine this is how good everybody is now yeah
god because they specialize
it's like singers they specialize and also they get to see what it looks like
on youtube
i think that's a big thing i agree yeah i think everybody watching everybody is
making everybody
else way better a lot more shared knowledge now yes way more because when we
were coming up it was like
whatever the best kid in the neighborhood if i was the best kid it's like oh
man this is so good
oh but i didn't see the kid in cuba playing exactly and now the kids are privy
to it they're like oh
shit well you got people like gordon ryan breaking down jiu-jitsu like that
that didn't ever do
there's this kid in jiu-jitsu his name is uh his name is daniel 220 volt i
think it is on instagram
dude he's like eight years old he's like shredded with an eight pack and he's
doing like flying arm
on kids in this tournament it's insane that's so crazy he's got like 600 000
followers he's like
nine years old and he just goes in and just crushes but to that point the kids
are pushing themselves
so much now and specializing in each sport and they're getting good but like tommy
john surgery's
up 80 with kids under 13 years old oh they're doing it on purpose just to give
them give them an
advantage some of them and then some because they're throwing so hard now this
is kid who's this oh my god
there's one try to find the one where he's uh he's doing a flying arm bar it's
pretty recent
it's up at the top look how jacked he is in that one there's one oh look at
this
oh my god we're missing out on what are you talking about
sorry this is a great fight where hollywood just landed the right hand we
touched on a lot of subjects
yeah the thing about a guy like imamov that i was going to get at with the
cardio is much like connor
like these guys that are real fast and explosive that is like sprinting a lot
correct that was a
nice right you can't do both you're not going to find a guy with crazy knockout
power right so the
difference between him and marab is rob just kind of mauls you yeah he's moving
fast and powerful but
once he gets a shot or two off he's shooting shoot every time yeah and that
pressure clockwork that
pressure is going to make his strikes even more effective because you never
know when the strikes are
coming you know boxers used to do this thing they still do where they run for
like an hour and a half
and you keep your heart weight at a certain level not super high and that's
that's how you build
new capillaries and stuff lance armstrong would do that too yeah they call what
do they call that zone
two training yeah over over trade work fighters of ufc fighters yeah but boxers
would do it for like
literally run an hour and a half and stuff yeah before ufc guys do really yeah
i think all elite
athletes in all sports are doing yeah all the secrets now there's no there's no
yeah yeah now the secret
now it's a talent like the technical when you look at how technical everybody
is now like this fight
right now this is an awesome fight if these guys were just kickboxers this was
would be an awesome
but this is like a high level fight yep and they're not they're their cardio is
great like look at this
they're both well still early it's the second round yeah there's another there's
not a lot of wrestling
very smart chale sudden quote he was saying that no one can fight full blast
for 25 minutes it's just
too long omorobics that differ yeah that's what i was going to get to it was
like okay but isn't that
like no one can if you run a marathon you will die i'll tell you right now you
want to own 26 miles
your kidneys will dysfunction that's right you will bleed out of your pancreas
and you will die
there's people that will tell you that right dude i can't cam haynes ran 220
miles or something like
that more yeah he's run more i think the bigfoot 240 is 238. i hung with him
and eugene oh nice right
hand people oh right hand back oh they both landed good shots there oh oh imov
off dude this is
good how do you score this fight i ain't know we barely pay attention we're
watching little kids
strangled each other we were watching little kids do arm bars i think i should
get back to the vaccines
that i knew we were going to touch on it when i was a kid you know when like uh
martial arts was on
television it was on tv like maybe like pka karate would be on tv yeah you know
remember those days
like on espn like maybe like yes once a month on a saturday you'd watch two
dudes in karate pants
throw bad kicks at each other yep yep imagine like kids growing up and seeing
this now i know from
the time they're like babies they're seeing an elite level mma yeah elite level
grappling striking
and then if they're like become fans and they get crazy then they get fight
pass they start watching
ufc brazilian jiu-jitsu you know what the big difference now is there's the ufc
video game so like
i learned sports through video games me and my brother play madden or tecmo
ball so i knew
everything about football the rules everything all the players but now they
have the ufc game so my
kids like know who hamzat is not when he fights you know from the video game so
when they see him like
oh there's hamzat because they pick him all the time in the game that's crazy
and they know to use his
wrestling that's crazy yeah but that makes sense yeah i played like i don't
know 10 years ago i played like
the first ufc video game and i would get so mad because i like couldn't do the
moves on the ground
that i know how to do i'm like what's the board of the buttons that was a nice
right hand yeah it was
look at that boom that was a good right hand back by behind
it was a good fight yeah it is that place they've never figured out a way there's
probably not a way
until they get like real something that can like really change your actual
experience like what you're
seeing where they could make a virtual reality game with grappling but you can
with striking at least
with boxing yeah they have those it's good dude it's good it's i'm dripping and
it's comp it's
competitive like this thing's coming at you throwing punches at you you'd like
it brian you look ridiculous
but yeah you look ridiculous no i've done it it's great yeah but you hold your
gloves the wrong way
unfortunately because if you punch normal like this racket the gloves are like
upside down it's a workout
that's a real workout oh he heard him yeah he snapped his head back oh now you
see him blood
ah body shot nice oh bro imabov looks good yeah he does yeah he does bohalil
looks like he's recovered
though he's he's but he's getting dirty he's getting touched yeah he's getting
touched and i just don't
think either of these guys beat hamzat yeah they gotta deal with that whole
wrestling thing
good luck with that good luck to everybody so that's a really hard puzzle to
solve i think for a guy like
imabov too what we're seeing is this version of him that learned a lot from the
strickland fight
you know i may think a guy like that we got a need in the balls did he yeah i
think a guy like that goes
through a loss like that and is like okay i gotta up my cardio i gotta up my
pace i gotta not let
people push me around i gotta learn from that i didn't expect that because if
you see strick on the
outside you don't you don't know that's what i think that's where fighters make
their biggest growth
either they make so much growth and get so much better become contenders or
they go the
fucking opposite right that's what i'm hoping happens with bo nickel if i have
to watch him
fucking strike again i'm gonna freak the out dude use your goddamn grappling
man get with someone to
help you with your grappling they they put him in there fast too like they
super fast like rdr
it's the ufc baby it's the ufc baby but that's the thing that like ed swore
says it like if you get
if you go to the ufc be ready to fight anybody they offer you don't say no to
anybody otherwise don't
come yeah but is that smart if you're developing a fighter makes no sense it's
not really smart but
the thing is like some guys can pull it off like john right so john did it you
know i remember john
against the standard gustafson or um bonner um no uh guzmao like one of his
first fights and i remember
thinking like where is this guy coming from like this is crazy this guy is so
good when you saw him
against jake o'brien yeah jesus christ yeah yeah oh yeah oh bro he was he was
something special so
that guy got thrown right into the fire 22 years old fight shogun you know in
new jersey wins the
title it's crazy but you're in the big leagues but he's a freak most guys if
you were raising them and
training them you would you know if you were raising them through the career
you'd be like
we need to test you like yeah we need to test you against a real solid they've
done that with with
patty pimlitt now they're doing that they've done well with him they do well
with sugar sean o'malley
because they i think the ufc's learned like with darren tilt such a talent look
at what he's doing now
they pushed him way too fast way too fast and it these guys up bro till can
strike
he can crack man he's made a career for himself he can strike yeah and that uh
knockout of luke rock
was crazy that was crazy i think the ufc did learn but the ufc can only do so
much they can only do so
much and sugar sean they all right here's peter young i think darren had neat
problems too i think
that's part of the thing like he had he wanted he asked for his release so he
could get on that oh
acai and get his injuries and heal up uh that makes sense because he's like i
can't do this you
guys are testing me all the time release me they didn't cut him he asked for
his release most
people think he was cut he asked for his release oh that makes sense and now he's
just starching
dudes outside the ufc bro he looks so good against rockholds i'm like this guy
might have a career
as a legitimate boxer because he started off as a muay thai guy he actually had
some boxing some boxing
bouts too yeah he's good man he's good man he's good and he's couch next yeah
carl frosh but carl
frosh is 150 years old you guys are missing out these guys are in each other's
grill right i know
we are missing they're at mid-distance here just banging it out great defense
probably defense is outstanding man oh i just think this is great i just think
comes out eats these
guys he takes them down he takes them down that that if you're that close to
him he finishes both of them
it just says what it is you think so that's it yeah
but he looks good but it's the difference in like his feints like as he's
moving in it's
everything's very precise very much he does i'd like that that's nice oh i poke
you like his footwork right joe's taekwondo he's got this stutter step that he
does when he's coming
in where you think he's coming in then you relax a second and he did he like he
lulls you to sleep a
little bit yeah it's high level this kid is a stud look at this oh that sucks
see this is where you like
let that time run baby let's get this lung capacity back let's slow this heart
rate down
let him boo that's fine right if you're in his corner yep hell yeah let him boo
let him boo
no one ever takes a full five ever it's never been done really it's never been
done that's crazy
no one's taking the full five wow it's a lot of pressure dude five minutes was
a long time when
you're in there never plus the crowd like i've been kicked in the nuts by gonzaga
i poked in the eye
by krokop that's fine and you think you want the five minutes and the crowd's
like you
like okay i'm good not fine i'm good and you're not god
god these guys are evenly matched that's a pretty deep shot yeah it was there's
so much
he didn't he didn't he got in well but he didn't fully commit to it and we are
only in round three
of a five-round fight he doesn't want to gas
i really don't know how i score this at this point because we haven't barely
been paying attention
from the small fraction i've seen him was up two rounds really yeah yeah i
thought he definitely won
that last round yes he's landing the more effective strikes but again you ain't
getting a title shot
against hamzat fighting like this it's just this depends on how it ends yeah
correct who's rdr fighting
again the fluffy hernandez okay oh oh there you go and this is where and again
who knows joe you know
you're the expert but when you said rdr is the best matchup for hamzat i think
it's his easiest
really yeah i think he knocked him out cold oh standing yeah i don't think you
bothered who's
that yeah that's a good point he's been knocked out before he got dropped by
whitaker and the
difference in between his stand-up versus hamzat's stand-up is pretty
significant also the the fact
that rdr will be concerned about the takedown yes means that he's going to be
open to really open up
standing yeah yeah like if you if you watch what hamzat does to those guys like
the second he does
start to get comfortable standing is when hamzat put up down that mershot fight
he went whoop bam
yeah what he knows he's got an advantage yeah he can strike it's clean and he
loves to strike like
even against ddp he's like let me light this guy up you know so he's like no no
just keep doing what you're
doing dude let's get the check and get the out of here but he's getting all
this criticism from the
fan base you're boring boring champion he's like i'm boring hobsock okay okay
watch this
then rdr's i'm like yeah let's do it a lot of pressure on him to stay winning
though too
you know he has the pedigree to do it yeah he does i mean what's your champion
that's the most important
thing yes yeah just keep winning now you're making real money i'm curious what
the ufc is going to do with
the payout because his pay-per-view points before and now that's gone yeah you
know where do you think
they do it based on how many people watch that would be that's weird right but
that's the best way to do
it right so it's like ratings on a tv show if you got friends ratings you get a
lot of money you get a
percentage of the ad revenue i don't know how you would do it it's way above my
pay grade i don't know
how you would do it but i would imagine something like that would be reasonable
like the idea is that
like if more money is being acquired by the company if they're making more
money now it would be
great if the fighters get paid more money that just makes sense oh and i think
the ufc is going to do
that they're going to do it even if the ufc doubled everybody's pay they're
still only putting out 50
of overall pay so for the ufc it's a win-win we're always winning this bro is
more busy with this man
he's way more he looks good in this round yeah and this is the thing it's like
these rounds they you know
this is only a minute in and this is the fourth yeah so he's got a lot of
fighting left to go
and barral has been busy but joe you'll hear you'll hear guys argue fighter pay
and they compare it to
the nfl and nba and they go it should be 50 50 and i i don't agree with that
because any league that's
ever done above what the ufc's done they've they're all out of business there's
only one promotion ever in
the history of fighting that's right that makes a profit it's the ufc and it's
not the nfl it's not
the nba it's different so it's hard to argue that they should do it any
different again even if they
doubled everybody's pay it's only 15 of profit yeah they can do it it's nothing
and you can always fight somewhere else that's a tricky one you could yeah you
could yeah that's a
that's a good argument but then it's like where would you want to look at your
overall career like
what your potential for stardom is there's no question if you go to this just
elite guys that
got paid really well in the pfl that nobody knows who they are and then maybe
they made more money
than the ufc but they won't get the same kind of sponsors they won't get the
same it's not even
closer you're out you're basically you went from the nfl to cfl yeah i i mean i
i i see both sides but
at the end of the day if you want to make connor money yep do connor ship
correct that's true oh oh
bahalio just caught him with the right hook oh oh oh oh oh boy oh these dudes
are throwing down
damn these dudes are throwing down god excellent
his defense is such a high level fight defense they're both their defense is
really good
really good
they're just strictly boxing basically right now yeah not a whole lot of kicks
no too close
also neither guy can get the other data they've tried yeah it's also tiring
yeah my fault was
throwing some kicks earlier he threw a lot of front kicks to the body too they
keep tying up like this
but there's no like real shots you know right they're just grappling against
cage getting rest
both have great cardio
it's exhausting oh oh oh oh oh oh oh dude damn that was nice that was that
connected oh god
somebody's gonna get they're opening up now yeah oh these boys are swinging
this is they're very close to getting cracked each one of those punches is
missing by an inch yep
god
this is when it's the most terrifying if like a guy has a giant advantage
when you're like deep into the fourth oh god and you're exhausted and he's got
a giant strike
oh boy he just got caught again and maybe he tried taking him down it didn't
work out
so imov was born in dagestan but then moved to france is that how his french
citizenship
okay that's a long ass time from when he's not yeah but that's enough he got
the soul
yeah of the country in his bones culture of work ethic
well it's like what a history of combat sports man dagestan yeah it's crazy it's
not a big place
oh yeah i mean how many armenians have been fighters both fight wrestling and
boxing wrestling
kickboxing mma huge part of the culture same with isabajan same with dagestan i
still love armenians
back in l.a they were real men they're great they were men great men did you
ever see in this like
probably two years ago in l.a they tried bringing like the trans into armenian
district
did you see what happened did you see all the hair just just a line of g-wagon
show up to the school
just cologne glendale they don't enjoy that no they rioted yeah they're like no
this ain't
happening no not with our kids school bird but oh our bad yeah yeah good luck
with that don't
with the armenians yeah they're tight they're a tight group tight group yep had
to be yeah they
tried bringing like those safe rooms in our meeting school oh oh and oh just
caught him with a nice
left hook and a right hand god they're a couple rugged fucks their faces look
pretty clean
probably it was a little more beat up yeah dude kidding me right now imagine
but imagine how much
of all of top like imagine much time this takes off your fighting career versus
if they just grappled
the whole fight oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah well not just your fighting career man
your your life your life
yeah your brain yeah i mean this is a car accident
when you think about the kind of pressure that this fight puts on your just
every yeah everything
your lungs your heart your brain your bones but what a thing but you're not
even considering the
eight weeks in camp right you're going in the fights just beat up part of it
the the camp
you up you have if you have hard enough training partners you can up in camp
what was the worst injury you ever went into a fight with i got knocked out
three days before i
fought noguero oh my god and i got knocked out four days before i fought rothwell
oh my god uh shane
carwin sir oh my god that is so irresponsible i would watch him spar these
giants and they would go
full and i was just like so horrified and you didn't even warm up you guys
would just start banging
i was like are you kidding that is so he literally wouldn't warm up i'm not
kidding that's so ridiculous
to fight three three days after being ko'd we just didn't know any better and
then people like oh
shop doesn't have a chin it's like yeah yes and no fuck you yeah i had knocked
out my carwin right
before this you had your nose shattered by crow cop
it's just such a nutty sport man yeah it is last round it's also the best sport
it's the best sport yeah
i mean it's everything the thing is sparring in practice correct it's
everything yeah it requires
everything that's for sure well the thing is it's like it transcends all
languages cultures everything
everybody everybody can watch this to know exactly what's happening but also to
your point joe you're
watching this you're knowing these guys are taking years off their lives yep
like that's what you're
dealing with i love when people say horseback riding uses every muscle in your
body like there's some
fights like justin gaethje tony ferguson that are hard to watch yeah right it's
hard to watch that's
hard because it should have been stopped yeah well that's also how this game
goes that's how the game
goes he's tough he didn't want to quit he was trying to fight to the bitter end
oh nice worry and
robbie lawler oh my god that's the ultimate example that that i was such a
great example but that's
also like that's that's like you lost five years of your life off that boxing
there was the name of the
game that's the name of the game yeah but it's like when it's expressed that
purely yeah it's like
something special to watch i mean it's a horrifically violent fight the two
fights that
one was the ferguson gaethje fight and the other was uh the ortega olofsky uh
volkanovsky fight
that was awful i would have stopped that way earlier we knew who the winner was
there's a few fights where you just go oh i wish this guy would just stop just
the corner would say
this isn't enough that's when your corner has to throw in the towel because
fighters are too tough or
fucking frankie and gray manor oh my god but he won but imagine if he won the
towel then yeah
in his prime frankie edgar was a man durable dude and the thing about him was
he was a real 155
he wouldn't suck weight an actual 55. he actually weighed 155 he's beating
these dudes who were cutting
crazy weight didn't he fight 45 he did eventually later yeah and then he fought
35. yep
he's about to fight bare knuckle right he's getting a million bucks though is
he really yep whoa for
real for real for real damn i get it poked again yeah me too yeah i get it
three three two minute
rounds yeah again he's fighting jimmy rivera who's no punk but a million bucks
they're gonna give you a
good match up jimmy rivera was good when he was in the ufc he's on my face
solid striker yeah yeah
like very compact yeah dude dude needing the balls poke twice he's gonna get my
point yeah sometimes
i think i have a problem because i watch every fight prelims up i watch every
fight then i'll watch
byb backyard brawling i'll watch bkfc uh whatever fight i just i watch all you
think you have a problem
because you like it i can't get enough of it we're all watching it right now we're
having fun like why
would that be bad yeah yeah but like i'll go home and watch the prelims and i
probably will too yeah
there's a few fighters on the prelims that i'm i'd like to check out and then i
also like to watch some
of the fights that i was talking through me too yeah you you haven't you haven't
lost your enthusiasm
for watching fights ever you know mike jeremy stevens take my money mike's jacked
that is gonna be crazy
it's tough to watch the chicks turn each other into a pulp i don't like it
especially when paige
van dayette was fighting i'm like oh please don't i know i know save your face
girl when they're ugly it's
fucked up the same bro bro these guys are cracking each other oh boy oh boy oh
boy that's gonna be the
only clip watch your fingers bro watch he's gotta watch his fucking fingers man
annihilated so what is
he doing is he sticking his hands forward every time he comes through he comes
in with those fingers
that's a big look at that he's got his he's poking his hands out yeah you can't
do that oh my god he's
totally doing it no it's a big problem because it your whole your rhythm up and
everything else also
and then you can take advantage of it bro he's doing it again i know it's also
a way to become
world champion that's crazy he keeps he keeps getting to body locks and unlock
he like locks his hands
i know let's go he must feel some kind of danger there's no proper shot varjalo's
worrying about
those fucking fingers he like shoots a shitty shot of my kids builds up to the
ways well and then let's
go let's go i know it's very strange i don't know it's gonna like a takedown
would be big huge
yeah yeah it is kind of weird that goddard isn't like saying anything while he's
extending his fingers
get those fingers out of my face you're literally not supposed to do that i
know that's
i mean what is the law i think that is the rule you can't be doing this when
people are trying to
stand no you can't extend yeah you can't go out like this you're up no no can't
extend any fingers
now can you do this because now every time you go in you're worried about
getting poked in your eye
well why we why do we have extended fingers in the first place why don't we
cover those things with
leather we've been over this man yeah we didn't cover it again someone's not
listening to us
like this look eye pokes are a real problem huge but but the fingers like this
they don't help you
with grappling you don't do this here's the problem so they changed the gloves
before knockdowns
went down like 60 percent so ufc's all that but the the real issue is is as
soon as imavov touches
his eye you should automatically deduct a point i guarantee you he doesn't do
it again the reason
he's getting away with it is because hey don't do that again he's like yeah no
doubt that's a very
good point three times that's true too if you take if there's no if there's
absolutely black and white
you touch their fucking eye you lose a point guys are going to stop doing it
100 but they're too
loosey-goosey you got to take them down here and nut shots too any nut shot
fence grab any of that
shit would take a point it's time about the nut shot with the proper cup you
don't even get hurt but
you can pretend you got hurt yep and then six seconds six oh oh oh he caught
him twice oh no
what a fight what a fight dude that was a crazy fight imavov decision it's like
i told you imavov
decision i'm thinking maybe imavov here i don't know but yeah it looked like imavov
decision when it when
a fight like that like it's almost like it takes a couple of seconds before
these dudes can chill and hug
each other oh yeah you know what i mean like for a couple seconds like yeah
that was like remember
robbie lawler after he fought uh was it um uh henderson uh johnny hendrix johnny
hendrix yeah and
and just after he won after the fight he just kept looking at him like this
just sitting there with
his lip all fucking i mean he's so game robbie lawler there i don't know if you
make a human being
tougher than robbie lawler animal in his prime yeah one of the greatest knockouts
of all time is him
versus melton oh my god and melton mine was eating his legs up he was eating
his legs up like bowling
pants and remember remember in new york when they were protesting and he was on
the bus no oh yeah he
was on the bus they're they're they're you know they're protesting on the
streets and there was a ufc
like black van filled with fighters and robbie lawler's one of them and
everyone's like oh my god they're
about to break in and he goes sit down conserve your energy we're gonna need it
because those doors open
they're gonna have problems and think of robbie lawler walks off that fucking
bus good luck and some
blue-haired lady's like you son of a bitch yeah yeah enjoy that he can beat up
a riot what was that
protest about was it a gaza protest was that what it was no it was black lives
matter i think
was it yeah so what year was this and they do matter joe i've always said they
do what what year was that
when all the chaos is going on yeah has that always been there that that that
guy that picture yeah
really yeah palestinian protest and the fighters have nothing to do with it
they're just trying to
get to the arena so it was a gaza thing so this was what time was this what
what year was this jimmy
two years ago 2023 yeah wow isn't that crazy that gaza has been going on that
long have you seen what
cause it looks like now like the surface of the moon oh here it goes
49 46 seems like unanimous decision imamov for sure
nasser dean imamov wow he's not getting called it buddy yeah you called it well
i mean who else then
who's getting the winner of rdr fluffy well it really depends on what that
fight looks like yeah
because this was a war this was a good fight great fight he might not have
stopped him but he put on
a show both of their stock went up they both went after it yeah it was a good
fight you didn't think
it was a good fight it's a good fight it ain't gonna get you a title shot hmm
interesting well what would
based off the ufc's standards okay but like who is the big star behind these
guys now
behind imamov so imamov just has this great performance he's ranked number two
he's on tv
right who's the big star other than him you mean the fight could leapfrog yeah
could jump him fluffy and
fluffy and rdr if there's a finish there they're guaranteed to get it if they
get a finish which
that fight should be a finish but let's say that one's boring too your biggest
star is strickland
right he's the biggest star yeah and he beat him and i'll talk right so and we
can build that fight
for a pay-per-view i wonder if you can get right back in there like that he
comes back in november
december right but does he go right back into a title shot or does he have to
fight somebody because
he lost to drickus yeah he hasn't lost anybody since then that was quite a
while ago and that fight with
drickus was pretty close well he also had staff yeah you know he also had staff
going into that fight
which is a way bigger deal than you would think yeah i'm bad the average person
yeah drain your
card just because of the or the i gotta take the antibiotics and i mean the
antibiotics and just
the staff itself zaps your energy and cardio really yeah and you're also
fighting one of the most
physical guys in the division who's a bulldog drickus is an animal yeah he
never gets tired comes
fucking throwing haymakers at you he keeps punching what do you do with ddp now
i don't know it's a good
question it is a crazy like he was ufc champion the king of the world on top
and then just gets
manhandled but this is how it goes like if he's gonna turn into a gatekeeper
until he thinks he's
ready for a title shot again if hamza keeps but it's like but it's tough if he
needs hamza to either
move up or move on you know but because it's no one wants to see that for five
rounds well let me say
this you you're a grappling expert all right if they hired you if they said
listen we know we have
to make some changes and we want a real genius to look at my game what it what
can i do if i work with
ddp seven days a week for a year jesus christ he could be a bare minimum
competitive with the comms out
that he fought at the bare minimum but then remember if he does that with you
seven days a week he has to
forego all his other shit probably should do that anyway yep right how about
that what what a return
story that is yeah that's that's the issue is you need to need to split
everything up but there's right
now there's such a discrepancy in the grappling that that needs to take
priority like he he could do
grappling seven days a week and then spend time keeping his other skills sharp
or striking sharp in the
morning um but he just got dominated across the board when he had to grappling
like he couldn't he couldn't
not only could he not stop the takedown but he also couldn't get up and when he
did get position
on hamzat he couldn't hold it correct so i wonder what's like a protocol where
you like if you continue
to add work like if you start off with 10 miles then you want to work to 11 and
12 and 13 you start
off like training in mma you start off at this pace and then you have a heart
rate monitor on you want
to push it faster and harder like i wonder what the threshold is if we've even
seen it yet
i really wonder because we've always had these ideas before guys like marab
that there's these
physical limitations that a guy can't fight every minute of every round but
yeah they can
so like are we there yet or is this like one of those things where no one knows
yet because they
haven't limited up here yeah yeah like the four minute mile oh you know there's
there's things like
that yeah where guys just have to see it they go hold on that's possible and
then like well if he can
do it i can do it well the sport's only 30 years old i know correct nuts and it
really in this form
is only 20 years old because like 2005 go back and watch a 2005 ufc fight it's
pretty different
pretty different yeah pretty different the athletes the technique it's there's
nothing like this there's
no other sport like this if you look at the sport now like you have guys who
are like specialists in
one thing and then you know like pereira's a great striker and then he's like
decent everywhere else or
you know could be a great grappler and then he's you know got decent striking
you know 20 years from now
people are going to be specialists in everything yeah they're going to be doing
it from the time they're
kids like like see we've said that but we haven't seen it like they said that
10 years ago they've
said that and it did for whatever reason you might be right you might be right
but these the specialists
have always dominated yeah the thing is it's like if you're a specialist are
also just meatheads
so that's another issue fair but coming from a fellow meathead but because
those guys that are
specialists are so dominant in that one aspect that it blankets everything else
so because they control
where the fight's gonna go like like like the the the finality of of mma in my
opinion should be a
situation where a generalist mma fighter can be competitive with specialists
across the board in
every martial art so could hold it can you can hold its own hold his own with
the world's best boxer
his weight world's best is just a guy his weight world's best wrestler and his
weight that's hard world's
best you see i don't think that's possible good listen who you're talking to
dog but you might be
if you just gotta some autistic protégé that's willing to put it in the time
so for example
i don't think there's enough hours i don't think there's enough hours in the
day so so for example
like uh you know what i'm saying so for for example um like with wrestling like
i'm never going to be
the best freestyle wrestler in in the world but under an adcc rule set i can
hang with anyone
any olympic champion under adcc scoring criteria in a wrestling match so like
you're not going to be not
the mma guys won't be beating the best guys in their domain but they can be
competitive enough
with the best guys in the world where they're not going to get finished yeah
like like that they won't
you know if uh if a guy is you know this finality i'm talking about if a guy is
wrestling an olympic
champion maybe he gets taken down four times for every two that he hits so he
was losing every match
but it's at least competitive stuff like that so he's getting finished you know
every for every one
finish who's the closest it's ever come to putting it all together i think george
george but but i also
think the only way can get to that point is getting real athletes in the ufc
like legit athletes where
guys whether they're going to be all-stars in the mlb or nfl they start coming
over to the ufc we're not
seeing that and it's it's because it's just it's kind of the nature of the way
america's set up and
it's not it's not just the athletes too they need to be extremely intelligent
athletes correct
correct but it's the same thing with like the reason dagestanis are so dominant
in fighting is
because they're not their athletes aren't playing football they're not playing
soccer they're not
playing baseball they're literally all all those young men are just doing
wrestling it's embraced by the
culture yeah and here in america like like i've talked to eddie about it like i'm
like your kid's not
fucking savant in jiu-jitsu he's like no because friends aren't doing it they
want to do what their
friends are doing so it's friends playing baseball so he played baseball yeah
yeah it's cool so it's a it's a
cultural thing yeah you can't compete the national sport is people up no yeah
that's like they're
they can't they can't compete with us when it comes to other sports not even
close no not even close
put a basketball good luck yeah didn't they do a uh football game in sao paulo
yesterday yeah they did
that's why chiefs charge charges that's wild no they lost really yeah have you
ever been to a
because they watch soccer do you ever been to a football game like a soccer
game rather yeah
no what they call football no yeah like a real one yeah a real one have you
been yeah is it cool it's
fun first of all there's no breaks like you know why they can't have it on tv
because there's no room
for commercial commercial they don't take time off you have to be in shape i
love watching the world cup
the average 10 miles these dudes all have crazy legs like ridiculous and the
streamlined upper bodies
and they're just cardio machines and soccer if you see soccer in europe they
those kids start at like
people like messi and all of them they start at six even younger and they go to
special schools where
all they do is play soccer that's the only buddy how do you want so i have a
tiger had a buddy in la
and his dad was from england and he was the best seven-year-old i've ever seen
in soccer i was like
what the are we doing his dad played semi-pro so he grew up doing it his footwork
i was like this is
insane and then he just wasn't at school one day i'm like where the is this kid
at and tiger's like oh he
moved to england so i text his dad who has buddies with i'm like yo man what
the he's like oh manchester
united picked him up i'm like yeah he's seven yeah he goes yeah he's in the
feeder program they take
the feeder program it goes all the way up all the way up yeah that and those
kids but most of those
kids don't make it so what happens is you play your whole life and you don't
make it on the premier
league and now you're just a good soccer player and thanks for the time but
there's no guarantee in
anything nothing nothing if you can't sports tennis is the same way tennis it's
a privilege it's not a
right pro sports is very cut yeah and the most cutthroat is when you're
throwing bones at each
other inside a cage in your underwear this is the most cutthroat the most and
the shortest career
it's been yeah a year and a half yeah it's the thing about like someone like aaron
pico who was
wrestling on the international circuit at 16 years old and boxing so that he
was raised golden box yeah
he was amazing and so his skill set is so complete but then there are a little
there are those little
factors right you rush maybe maybe you're maybe when in the big show you kind
of you yeah but forget
about him what about larone larone has been quietly one of the most elite guys
that no one talks about in
that division but because that division's too crazy that division is just
filled with animals crazy
it's all assassins it's like a fucking just a killer's den yeah so larone had
to make a big
statement and that was a big one but to gordon's point like when you're talking
about like smart
fighters that's the difference like a john jones iqs through the fucking roof
yeah tom asma like those
like izzy's a very how you train strickland is a smart guy his fight iq is very
high staying injury
free is a huge thing strickland has invested all his money too you know it's
wicked smart yeah he's
wicked of course yeah you think he's an idiot because he says crazy but that's
also why he's
famous smart fox yeah playing the game any of those guys like i always look at
like how well do you
stay injury free you know how do you train how much damage you take in training
while getting better
which is really it's a whole science that's what i was talking about what i
love about brian shaw he
dead lifting 1200 pounds for 13 years in a row and and one of the few guys who
really didn't get
injured that's nice but he's friends with jordan peterson so pass how big is he
by the way remember
i brought him to the green room dude he's not even a human it's so weird vikings
like whatever
whatever those amber water thing yeah this is brian something from the brian shaw
yeah something from
the bible i told him a private oh you did right what was that i made him drill
big dan i'm like i'm not
fucking drunk that's funny he's like i want to do mma so he's like we did like
a little bit oh that's
right yeah mma fight we did like some stuff on like kind of katame like arm
triangles from mount
and we did some wall wrestling stuff and then his fight back didn't happen
right no it didn't happen
he got swindled but he he was he was serious i brought him with cody donovan i
brought him he went
to hi bro he's 400 pounds he was drilling with big dan on the wall and i'm like
showing him like
dumping a single as the guy's like second leg comes towards you locking a
double and putting him down
and i'm just like i grab dan i just like circle him down dude dan's six foot
seven 330 pounds so brian
just does the first move locks both legs and just picks him up over his head he's
like and puts him
down on the ground he did the same thing with derrick wolf derrick was all-star
285 pounds like
you know viking and just picked him up derrick was like it's it's so suffocating
he just got under
hooks and went i'm gonna pick you up and move you over here and just throw i
mean you're not doing anything
with he's too big he's too big so that's like in the bible like guys like he's
he's he's goliath yeah
the guys who come over the hill and everyone who runs because they're giants
they did they did they
did a deck they can't be just one of him right what he is is like the the
echoes of the past well they
they looked at his bones his bone density because they don't have giantism
actually it's a different
thing he had his bone density is uh is is they've never quite seen anything
like it he has i think the
densest bones they've ever recorded they said it's one in 500 million people
have bones that
dense jesus him and a hippo him and like four other dudes on earth he's got a
right he's got rhino
rhino muscles no he's a real freak but it's weird just when you're standing
next to him like okay this
is a different thing like this is a gorilla this is a chimp did you ever hear
andy galpin talk about
they took uh muscle tissue from one of these one of the greatest olympic lifters
of all time
and this guy not only been training but had been taking a certain you know
certain russian you know
concoctions and they found that his muscle fibers were akin to a rhino's like
the density
were akin to i'm gonna say it again a rhino ladies and gentlemen like it was a
different
density some people are just different like around kids all the time you can
just grab a kid and you're
like dude what the you're pretty you're pretty bad that's how i thought when i
grappled thor oh yeah
that's another guy right it was like the best part is like it's like i want to
do a private i was at
the i was at the pi because uh we were doing ufc fight pass the next day so i
had to compete the
next day so i taught him private i'm like i can't train because john will kill
me if i get hurt and
you're pretty likely to injure me because you're 450 pounds he's so big so we
do a private and the
camera guy's like can we just do one roll can we just do one roll so i'm like
fuck i like look around and like i see john like doing his fucking workout in
the in the corner
and i'm just like all right he's like 100 feet away he probably won't see us
start rolling and
but we're already rolling i'm already be too late i'm like all right let's do
it and that guy is
just like i think he was i think he was close to 400 pounds maybe when we good
god last time i saw
i think i saw what was it like you got him and um well i let him start in top
side control because
we were doing side control first of all i was doing it i was teaching him and
uh martin's leeches or i don't
know how to pronounce his last name uh and other strong men side control
escapes and they immediately
i'm like just drill the move they immediately just one of them's bottom side
control one of them's top
side control and it just immediately degenerates into a full live roll they're
just they're just
fighting from side control for the full hour and i'm like i just drilled the
move and they're like they
just can't do it so i let them both start from top side control so thor locks
on from top side control
and i'm like all right go and he squeezes me so hard that i'm like if he could
do this for 20 seconds
he's gonna asphyxiate me just by like just like my my lungs cannot expand from
this position
um so like i just like brought my knee and elbow together and like swept them
and and like mounted
them and i saw him i saw him right after i finished him in like 30 seconds um
and i did it with martins
too who actually wrestled in high school so he was a little bit more self-aware
like with his body
um he was actually a little bit harder to deal with but i had like a six sweep
on him and like
as i went he like used the momentum and just like rolled through i had like
perfect body position
he like went to go roll through i'm like well guess we're going back on bottom
and then like i rolled
them through again and then adjusted the second time but it's it was
interesting for sure i saw
i love that i did i think it took you 30 seconds though of course it's like it
was kind of tough
because it took me 30 seconds i did a photo shoot with thor right after he
rolled with you and he was
telling me about it he's like i went with this gordon ryan i'm like yeah that's
my buddy i said you
know he's like the michael jordan jiu-jitsu he's i i i don't understand man you
had me just doing all
this stuff and i go you thought you were gonna do well and he goes well yeah i'm
like oh buddy no you
just don't know i just don't know chance dude i was like and he's probably
going at 50 man yeah
well that's like that's like i just don't know they had a pro come in a big guy
he was a male stripper
but he had a couple pro fights in boxing and he knocked he he brought another
guy in and he knocked
the dude out and you brought a guy in a spot yeah you're not supposed to do
that so wayne mcculloch
who fought at 119 about boxing bird yeah way no this was that maybe uh maybe it
was boxing it might
have been at uh no it was at uh glove works you're doing time and and yeah i
will i was but he wasn't
i was and he goes uh wayne goes hey we don't do that here you know take it easy
and the guy went like
this to wayne stuck his tongue out knocked his buddy out again really dangerous
twice yes really
dangerous so wayne goes wayne goes stay in the ring and uh doesn't even doesn't
even put doesn't
even put uh headgear on and this giant dude like 220 just jacked and juiced and
kills he's had his
boxing and wayne just he has throws and wayne just goes that and hit him in the
in the liver and
apparently i wasn't there i heard that he went he made this high pitch just
fell to the ground and
that was all she wrote kids just ate his liver and said don't do that in my gym
and just got the
out guys just don't know yeah yeah that's crazy don't around there's so many
nuts that come into
gyms and wants bar bro tim uh tim kennedy and your boy shane invited me to that
archetype boxing yeah and
he goes bring your son i'll bring mine so when we're going the kids would go so
i bring my boys
there's a bunch of guys there and there's a guy and he has double uh knee
braces on which is always
a red flag double knee brace i'm like that's weird he has his ears pierced bald
head i'm like oh this
can't be good double knee braces what kind of knee braces are we talking about
like the ones you get from
walgreens you know where you have been washing yeah yeah and you're like this
guy's it was chris angel
but he's talking he's talking about ufc whatever now everyone in that group is
a black belt everyone
everyone's really good yeah and we're we're you know we're just satoshi transit
we're moving around
with each other you know sparring and this new guy and tim goes hey don't go
with that guy everybody goes
dude i didn't read my dms apparently i invite him like oh yeah months ago and
he showed up i didn't
know he's gonna be here today he goes but i don't know him so he was trying to
knock people out so he's
going with his friend shane shane steiner yeah and they're going i see him grab
shane's head and go
boom boom and shane's like shane's very nice shane's super nice but we're like
what the
color tie yeah i mean he's going and you never do that we're just touch sparring
no he's going full go
so i'm like oh buddy and then uh tim goes stop stops around earlier stop stop
he goes you and me
you and me with that guy with the knee braces you and me are gonna go so i get
my son i go watch this
watch this he goes why don't you just watch watch so tim's like you ready and
you guys get me to start
the clock like this and then tim oh yeah just oh this dude up i'm just annihilating
him and he goes you
good you good and the guy goes i'm good i'm good and he's one of these guys who
goes i needed that
and tim by the way tim by the way wasn't even i saw the video of that and tim
was being very nice
yeah yeah there's so many nutty dudes like that what do you think was gonna
happen there's so many
videos online where guys don't know how to box at all and they go into a gym
like what are you doing
put the gloves on me man i'm a street fighter okay there's so many videos of
those did you ever see
that troll that deontay wilde invited to his gym was like you came in i'll you
up yeah this little
white dude a white feeder shows up oh that kid that's crazy goes let's do it
and wilder's like
oh sign these forms so you don't sue me okay put your gloves on and just well
he was saying
he was saying about his daughter and that guy that guy's a mess he's actually
truly crazy that
doesn't matter piece of you just invited him into your life congratulations
yeah
yeah i know they're all nuts deontay and francis is probably the only fight
that i'd be interested
in seeing from either one of those guys right now i agree 100 yeah deontay
francis would be
i mean maybe there's another fight for francis and heavyweight boxing but the
real fight for francis is
obviously the ufc title when did when was the last time diante fought it's been
a while yeah he's
found some hard times since he did that ayahuasca did he fight after that jang
fight
no he got knocked out by jang he has a high interest um so was that his last
fight the jang fight francis
and gano offered lucrative return to boxing by former world champion your power
against my power
you ever hear how teddy atlas talked about diante wilder's power because he'll
hit you he'll hit you
so hard he'll hit you in the face and shatter your ankles he called it the
eraser oh because he was like
all the errors that he made he erases him with one punch and his technique's
not great back foot's off
the ground but just whack it's extraordinary when he fought that was at brazil
i was working for
a showtime they sat me and my brother in new york next to that brazil's family
and i didn't know
it and he's walking out there's only people cheering and i'm like oh no my
brother goes why i'm like
we're next to brazil this is a dead man walking this can be the worst time ever
but it shows you
the chin that tyson fury has because tyson fury ate one shot that on the top of
the head that went all
the way down to his fat his fat wiggled it's crazy like just like an earthquake
yeah it went through
his body gets up like the undertaker it's the craziest shit i've ever seen well
that was the first fight
this was uh this was the second fight where he got dropped i think three times
yeah still came back
and knocked him out yeah wild wild his chin is insane he took that left hook
went down and everybody's
like well it's definitely over he took a right hand and then a left hook right
wasn't that what it was he's my
left hook on the way down yes flat yeah like he's out cold out out rises and
then wins the remainder
of the round wow and then realized in winning the remainder of the round how to
fight him that's
right get him back and up just push him push him forward yeah he's got it i
think he's done yeah
i think he's done he said he's retired he was thinking about one more usic
fight he was talking about
he's the closest that anybody's to solving usic the early rounds that first
fight it looked like he was
solving them yeah usic is so special he's special oh he's i watched them break
like real boxers
break down what he does like how the traps he's never lost sir it's unreal cruiserweight
heavyweight
olympics that's never fight was great fought it fought it started at 88 i mean
he's a natural
cruiserweight or something he's not even at yeah he fought better beef in the olympics
yeah better
or at least an amateur fighter better is another one he's another one but he
just throws ones and
twos and just oh dude three four years ago he was the scariest being alive oh
but he's 40. yeah but he's obviously 40 you know different 40. he's not getting
uh the golden snitch
sniffing around his peepee dude golden snitch is nowhere to be found i don't
know i don't know what
they do sir because when he's in those fights with bival what kind of testing
do they do because they're
talking about a trilogy man do you think i'd be cool i don't know man it's just
you know this is the
thing gordon like what they're doing with brazilian jiu-jitsu on this ufc thing
where you have
to get drug tested like are they drug testing everybody uh they said they were
going to start
uh testing in 2026 what that means i don't know but that means that the only
they should have a
multiple choice test it means that they're going to have to sign people
exclusive it's also a lot
of money jujitsu has been juicy for so long like there's so many guys that are
juicy that are in
jujitsu it's like like the last this is this is all this is all going to be
caveman talk because they
have that two things coming one is that peptide that you can you can take and
you will it literally
has no endocrine it doesn't change your endocrine thing i think it blocks your
myostatin so you're
going to be able to build muscle with almost no sound effects crazy and then
the second thing is with
this crispr cas9 now they're if you have like high cholesterol they can get
your liver to stop making
the kind of cholesterol you you become that person that makes very little
cholesterol and has low
cholesterol naturally and so that's what they're going to do so statins are
going to be a thing of
the past as well because with crispr cas9 you can get one quick gene editing
thing and it's coming down
the pipe fast not just that gary nolan was on here and he does cancer research
he's out of stanford one
of the things he was talking about was they're going to develop a cream that
you could rub on your skin
that doesn't make you so you're no longer susceptible to sun radiation the way
yeah because he's got like
that weird gene a weird gene where he has a lot of melanoma all over his skin
because he has an actual
expression of a gene that like is you're much more likely to get it and he was
saying he's got like
cuts all over his body where they have to complete always cut these things off
yeah but that's a gene
they can edit that and they can edit it with a cream and i said is this
possible he's oh yeah it's
going to happen incredible i can't wait come on science bro they're going to
turn old ladies in the hot
again that's going to get did you hear the guy the guy who ran for real baba
did you hear the guy who
owns the la times who has all those cancer patents he said they've got this uh
where they they boost
your helper t-cell and newsweek did an article about this they are first of all
they're curing bladder
cancer um clioblastoma how old is she that's martha stewart 84. is that a real
picture is that
like a filter she just posted it like this week that's crazy that's insane that's
even with a
filter money money money but she's still got to work but the body still sags
yeah the body's still
how do you know brian don't be so negative yeah don't be don't be a hater how
do you know maybe she
got a banging body under there but that 80 year old skin just just feels a
little different not when
you get that super special crisper cream that'd be right crisper cream there we
go crisper cream all
over your body we're gonna be 80 and it's gonna come back you and i 80 and jacked
and smelling like a
baby you're gonna smell like a baby what if they start folks on hair b huh you
guys could both have
long locks oh that's coming down the pipe too you you you're too no no they got
the peptides no but i
like it i like it but the thing is like i don't want to talk to a hair cutter
you ever been kidnapped
where they just hold you there and then i told her you are not gonna treat me
like that good for you
stand your ground oh my god oh my god oh my god you're there for 40 minutes hey
you're
fucking trapped meanwhile you can't go anywhere well yeah i get it i see your
point she's out of
line yeah she's definitely out of line they got that peptide that that also you
rub on your thing
that grows ucla revives new hair uh yeah yeah yeah they've developed some sort
of drug that actually
grows like legitimate hair like revitalizes your follicles completely i want
that they're turning back
they're taking skin and making skin young again they're doing weird shit man
yeah damn she's got
the gobble look this is this one is 82 this one is 83 and then this one is 84.
she looks is she
getting something done every year or they just hope so i hope she's really
dedicated to the cause
she's trying to up her craft but look look at uh chris jenner she's the gordon
ryan of plastic surgery
yeah man she's got a lot of money no time off she's got a lot of money if i
could if i could pay my
mortgage off let's look hot she wants to look hot yeah let's go i got bills
yeah the thing is like
what is your you know what is your body pot like what's the hottest body an
eight-year-old woman has
ever had like what's up um raquel welch raquel welch bring her up for a sec i
bet you that's some
genes right yeah some some ladies have those how how'd some of you like 50 or
yes yeah or sophia
she's like 55 she's insane she's insane i've seen her in person j-lo's 50 yeah
yeah yeah yeah there's a
freak and again those latin jeans though yeah it's crazy that's a factor you
ain't seen no white girls
like i've seen some scottish lady i've seen an 80 year old english woman who
looked at no 60 year old
60 she was beautiful i've just turned 62 i've just i've just turned 62. what is
the accent i want you
to google what is the hottest 80 year old lady i just did i just did so good
your google search is
for life there you go all right well there is that there is that 71 year old
frank zane is the hottest
eight-year-old lady there's that 70 what is that that is ridiculous oh no 80
year old grandpa crushes
it no you know who's really really amazing is who's the guy who sings jesse's
girl rick springfield
dude check out rick springfield oh yeah he's like 72 and he has no shirt on on
stage dude it's crazy
whoa bring up rick springfield he's just bodybuilders forget all these okay
christy brinkley yeah she's 63.
she's good uh bring up christy brinkley now hey shut the up brendan why are you
really everything look at
her 67. um pretty good how about that how about that who no no come on who's
the english girl married
too q grand he's in 68. liz hurley hurley liz hurley oh yeah she's hot too dude
she's a good she's
incredible she's probably 60 maybe my age keep it together ladies keep it
together i know man that's
discipline they have to lift weights when you get to a certain point the only
way you're going to keep
you should always lift weights yeah yeah you gotta lift weights oh you should
see my boy here i'm
gonna show you the best here she's 60. god damn james i'm gonna send you a
video she's 60. did you ever
see the photo of her sitting next to bill clinton yes and you're like oh yeah
oh that oh yeah i'll
show you the best because he was a fan of her oh yeah i'm gonna show you the
best body at 74 years old
he was i'm a fan of yours i've always i've always admired what the is he
wearing bro he's wearing the
i'm about to elizabeth hurley collection you're damn right he is
i've always been a fan of the way you present yourself on camera that's so good
dude he's crushing
it it's incredible weirdo man yeah what is that outfit they had a bullfight
is he a bullfighter i don't know what the imagine you're a president former or
other and they ask you to wear that you're like no i'm good i think i'll wear a
regular suit
so i don't wind up can i just wear the regular did you see the uh the picture
or the
video of uh cuomo giving a speech with the i think it was muslims and one of
the dudes he brought just
had a durag on like just gave the girl trying to fit in and he just was wearing
a blue durag oh my god
i'll show you the best body in 74 there's nobody oh my god nobody like this oh
my god that's so
funny you're gonna find rick springfield yeah no no this is shane steiner's
father shane steiner's
my buddy who owns the helicopter oh he's rich ass dad i've never seen anything
like it i'm gonna send
you a video how many times you jack off to it uh well i'm not gonna talk about
it take you way too long
that's a personal question well well uh jamie how do i get this to you text man
don't you know about
air drop grandpa oh here it is this is so stupid walk over there and have them
take a picture of
your phone like you did last time yeah grandpa send it to jamie grandpa all
right i'm sending it jamie
is your air drop on yeah holy sh*t gordon ryan stays outside the airdrop ecosphere
james pro did he's
one of the the rare birds what kind of phone is that what is android z fold no
it's mine don't you
have an android now um no i still haven't switched over yet yeah did you get it
i thought you had both
yeah i do have both but i haven't been using the other one i'm going to use it
as my primary phone
once i i have to switch a bunch of he was a world champion bull rider he's 74
years old
he was a bull rider yeah world champion how's he not completely broken and he
owns like half of austin
because he's because he's built like that and he never jacked he never stops
working out yeah
it's ridiculous 74 you jesus that's ridiculous
that guy looks incredible he's unbelievable i've never seen i kept looking at
him last night i was
like i can't get over this that's that's his shoulders are this wide oh yeah
that's a discipline
iron discipline yeah and it's the whole family do for a living he's a
billionaire he's a billionaire
which is weird right like steiner the steiners the steiners own the largest uh
cattle yeah yeah
but they're all beautiful people and the whole family they're all cowboys like
you ever go to
that steiner ranch steakhouse yeah yeah i was there last night i was there last
night yeah last night
and and uh their the nephew rocker is the world champion bucking bronco rider
the the his brother
sid is like the world champion he had the cameo in yellowstone yeah that's
right oh really that's right
what a crazy thing to get good at the whole family's built like this riding
horses yeah
broncos and bulls bulls bull riders and buck they're all wild boys because then
the sun shane
only gets around by helicopter that's right shane only shane doesn't drive yeah
you used to train
at roca with us and you used to hear the helicopter coming yeah that's right he
just lands in the
detention pond i was like he picks me up every day to go work out and my
neighbors like what the
fuck is he like i'll be there at nine exactly i gotta run a friend of mine his
daughter takes
was taking this gymnastics class and one of the kids would get dropped off by
helicopter that's him
dude his daughter uh does gymnastics that's hilarious i'm like what a flex he's
the best guy i think
there's a bunch of guys that do that though i don't think it's just one i think
austin has a weird
texas you can just like land them anywhere yeah as long as as long as you don't
as i think it's like
the rules are like as long as you don't obviously like go against any faa rules
don't take out any power
lines and you have you have like the landlord or like just permission from the
person likes like
he just landed he flew over my house didn't have a helicopter for a while no
that was shane
tim and shane are best friends oh that was shane's helicopter tim will get out
when they're shooting
hogs tim will stand on the skis and shoot and tim and and shane's like please
wear your seat belt
and he's like shut up i've done this he's so out of his mind they try to get on
skis and come down
low enough to jump off the skis onto a wild pig's back with a hatchet and they
tried that and it
didn't work because they missed the pig and apparently tim kind of fell face
first into the
dirt jesus christ i'm gonna kill a pig from your helicopter i'm they're like
you want to try that
i go i'm not going to do that but imagine if you had a gopro on your head and
it worked yeah i know
it's like cool get involved with that shooting pigs out of helicopters thing i've
seen the videos it's
pretty wild yeah it's fun to watch you don't want to do it it just doesn't seem
like the right thing
to do well it's pest control first of all i get it it's pest control and i
would do it i would do it
but i can't i just can't if i had to do it like if i had a ranch it's actually
hard to do too because
you gotta you gotta shoot i think um it's the way you do it is a specific way
it's like not easy to do
i thought about it because ted nugent invited me to it and i was like is that's
not the craziest
thing you could do in your life let's go pig hunting yeah out of a hell well
farmers will pay to do it
that'd be cool farmers will pay because they decimate your corn and stuff
remember the first time we
talked about it yeah you're like you're like pigs cause 700 trillion dollars a
year in damage to the
crops you're like look it up jamie and then it was like it's only three million
a year i mean you're
both like maybe we shouldn't be killing all these pigs
it's not just three million it's more than that right i was reading some
articles i was reading
some articles that sounded like clickbaity but it was about these 500 pound
super hogs that are
coming out of canada yeah this is like the latest thing we're supposed to be
scared of like giant
super hogs out of canada that are invading america yeah well canada but like
how are they so big like
what do you talk why are they so big why do you have 600 pound pigs they get
that big they're
it's like that picture i see of that deer that got eaten fucking stomach first
in front of my house
oh yeah yeah what the did was that a bobcat could be coyotes could be a lot of
things they do have
mountain lions in austin actually they do yeah they do we got some kind of a
cat on our camera and it's
tough to tell perspective but someone thought maybe because it was really black
and it was night vision
it was before we upgraded the cameras it looked like it might have been a
german shepherd but it was
weird it moved like a cat but you know how german shepherds have that weird
thing where they kind
of like lower in the butt yeah they move a little more cat like yeah which is
one of the things that
i think why they can go so fast like like belgian malinois how about that dutch
shepherd that thing
you sent me right insane but this thing was in front of my house i asked we got
an alarm control go
ahead well they were like there's a large predator like bring the dog inside
and then i went and watched
the video of and i was like what the is that like what is that yeah i asked
animal
control like what the would do this they're like usually if it's like uh wolves
or coyotes coyotes
there would be blood everywhere like they eat them and then it bleeds out but
it was everything was
clean so it's probably one animal did all the work yeah no guts no blood
mountain lion oh well whatever
the this thing was it was in the shadows it was hard to pick up but it looked
like a cat it looked like a
pretty big how about the cats you see how big those those mountain lions are on
idaho and in colorado
they're not like your 100 pound mountain lions they're 200 pound cats you've
seen the one derrick
wolf yes it's the biggest thing i've ever seen massive massive that one in l.a
you know how big he
is and they see him holding that head's that big i mean holding that mountain
lion up it's crazy that
that one in l.a in woodland hills was they said was plus 200 that big dude just
on the cameras yep bro
well they take down 200 they take down elk with their face yeah so and they eat
dogs like crazy
when they find them in california when you know they have to do those depredation
things they're
they have a problem mountain lion they found that 50 of their diet is pets what
really in san francisco
northern california bay area well leopards in india do that a lot they just
yeah snatch your
dogs man everything but there's kids missing and yes especially in the old days
of the hollywood hills
there's stories about kids missing they never figured out what happens that's
probably a mountain
like there's a lot of them up in that whole park area up there in in colorado
there was a family
hiking and the six-year-old there that was there was all in a line and a
mountain lion came out of the
bushes grabbed that six-year-old and disappeared oh my god out of nowhere can
you imagine oh my god
i cannot imagine have you seen the one that we have on the studio wall the one
that's a photo with the
cat with a hollywood sign behind it yeah he's wearing a collar yep it's la to
me that's right
that photo is la to me because it's completely retarded yeah like everything
about it is retarded
they built in they build them a runway oh yeah this one is dead but they're
building other ones a runway
they're spending millions of dollars so they can cross the highway safety and
kill dogs yeah so this
fucking this thing has a collar on its neck too so it's this huge mountain like
jimmy pull that picture up
if you could plot it please it's a huge mountain lion with a collar on his neck
with the hollywood
sign perfectly illuminated in the background it looks fake yeah but it's like
this is how goofy
that town is you have giant predators and instead of like killing them when you
find them what you
do is you collar them and release them so you know where they're killing
everything that's the uh photo
that we have on the wall back there look at that side look at his front paws
and stuff who took that
photo it's like a famous photographer right give that guy's flowers they can
jump a school bus that
they can lengthen that they can steve winter look at that look how crazy that
photo is yeah that's a
great picture i stare at that picture all the time but that that represents la
to me now it's just
dumb 300 it's almost no sense 300 pounds to that and you get a tiger well dude
i was in abu dhabi and
they had they had like baby ligers oh god like like just at the size where you're
like okay like if they
bite you they could start doing some damage probably like you know this big
like it was clearly still a
baby but it was like this big probably like i don't know 60 pounds and they're
like trying to get
everyone to pick them up and uh they're like they go hold them like like if
they know that you're scared
like they can sense that you're scared they won't let you touch them so i'm
like give me this thing
so i picked this thing up and the it feels like you're like trying to move
around like
steel cables like their legs and their paws it's like they feel like concrete
yeah like they're so
dense yeah you ever grab a chimp a baby chimp no they made a wood they feel
like they're wood yeah
their backs feel like they're they're literally wood we have talked about this
one we had on news
radio it was like a scene in news radio that wound up getting cut but i had to
do a thing with a baby
chimp and this thing climbed on my with a diaper on climbed on my back and whacked
me in the back
just what just playing just having a good time whacking me in the back and i
was so stunned
by how strong it hit me i was like that was crazy yeah look at this i felt like
it was made out of
wire like corded like steel wire just that's right just a different kind of
muscle yeah but imagine
that in a cat that's like on your neck you're fine and you know there's no let
you relax just relax
bites through your skull look at this video it's a oh i've seen that with the
monkey tears the guy's head
off or tears the guy's scalp apart he goes the right is that real i hate
looking at that yeah don't show
him oh it made me put it up on the screen for everybody oh i saw this this is
insane he goes the way
and he just like pulls like half of his scalp just for no reason just feels
like it yeah it's a bad
situation he just felt like it fuck you like it yeah guy didn't do anything
wrong he's trying to be
peaceful they're not i am at peace i am at peace with this monkey me and a
monkey are good friends
they don't make good pets baboons will challenge you especially the males yeah
and they have large
teeth yeah animals all right so it's gone full circle yep um vaccinate your
pets yep i'm gonna be at
the covina laugh factory this weekend come see me friday wear a lab coat on
stage that's right i'll be
wearing a lab coat pretty well if you want to learn about vaccines come to my
show at the covina laugh
factory i'm releasing my special that i shot at the mothership yeah one month
from today nice youtube
yeah youtube i've been sitting i was shopping around but i've been sitting on
youtube is the best anyway
because it's access access is everything yes and uh i saw your side the other
night it was very funny
thank you buddy did you like it very funny i don't want to say the material you
were talking about but we'll talk
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want to show your
nuts we were talking about doing a patreon where i show my nuts how about it
just like red hot chili
pepper style yeah but if i just put my nuts in different situations and we took
we did video and
pictures of just my nuts what if i know one that's going to make less money no
one wants to see
you should see these nuts though they're good they're big i got big nuts well
he has he's got 765
testosterone he's a thousand years old um gordon um your new academy kingsway
where's it at uh it's uh
north austin i'm not a cloud chase a cloud chase like these guys so i'm not
going to talk about it
well we just opened this school kingsway it's up in uh north austin off 183. um
kings is it kingsway.com
kingswayjiu-jitsu kingswayjiu-jitsu.com all right yeah that's it goodbye
everybody
love you guys love you guys bye
i can't wait for it