Fight Companion - June 22, 2024

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trapped i don't like being trapped in this apple ecosystem and i'll tell you

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something

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this phone live we live yay i don't give a fuck this phone does so much more

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first of all the

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anti-glare the the fact that the screen doesn't have it has anti-glare on it so

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much better

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outside crystal clear you read everything crystal clear i fucking love this

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circle to search thing

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so like if you have a cool pair of sneakers on i can take a photo of them do a

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little circle of it

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on my phone and immediately pops up on google all the places to buy it damn it

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shows you what things

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yes dude it here's another one my notes like um say if i do a um like a a show

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and i record it it will

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transcribe the entire set and it will summarize it for that's pretty gangster

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what yes it'll summarize

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it for me it also will summarize websites so if there's a website you know oh

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what's going on in

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russia some crazy is happening i'd say summarize that for cliff notes it summarizes

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it for you

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god damn dude and apple doesn't do any of that no not yet not yet fantastic

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camera the cameras have

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always been better right they've always been better it's hard to say better

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because i have both i'm

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gonna tell you something they're both awesome it's better at certain stuff the

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iphone camera is

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awesome let's be honest though you've never taken a picture of an iphone like i

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wish it was better

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nope never never no one's a professional photographer but if you are like one

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of those

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crazy professional photographers one thing this does do is it zooms way better

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way better the zoom

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is crystal clear you can read a sign like way in the distance where i've zoomed

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in with this and i can

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see it but i can't read the letters and then with this phone with the samsung i

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see the letters crystal

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clear i think the iphone is a better camera for just whipping it out and taking

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a picture but you

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can do more with the android do you have i don't even know if it's a better

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camera for taking it out

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whipping a picture i think they're equal yeah i think for taking it out

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whipping a picture it's equal

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but this thing has so many more options there's all these options he's always

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shown me about like i have

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to go where is that it's in the settings like if you're not into around with

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things get an iphone but

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if you're like me and you're like really into tech stuff androids but also

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shoot like the with the

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the apple with the iphone they have like the um the thing we can like shoot and

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cut and edit that

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has all that oh you can have the handheld thing because i don't like my crew

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like when we're filming

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whatever car stuff whatever it is outside they'll just have a handheld with a

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with the iphone yeah

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yeah yeah yeah and they knock it out my god damn man you do all that not only

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that this has pro

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features like you could you could set it in pro mode and you have way more

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options in terms of like

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how how you film it like what the images look like and it's just way more

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adjustable can the uh

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government track you on that one too oh yeah they tried getting everything all

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right that's all

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you you're never getting away from the government i don't even believe in

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signal

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i've been talking to these people on like the guy moxie who made signal what's

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the matter

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my glass smells funny your glass smells funny what are you talking about i just

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smell something i smell

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this smell like whiskey no i mean i smell it like an old whiskey it smells like

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soap like like dirty

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water yeah sometimes it smells like plasma something weird you're out of your

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mind it smells like whiskey

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no no no outside the whiskey you're crazy we have an awesome dishwasher it

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smells uh

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maybe size i mean i got the bloodhound nose is your nose that good yeah really

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has it always been like

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even as a smoke yeah it runs in the family oh wow you guys just have bloodhound

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noses huh

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that's interesting i'm always the first one to smell something bro when i got

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my nose when i got my uh

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my deviated septum fix i could smell way better i was like oh my god forever

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though because i got mine

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fixed and it just it's whatever i think you're just accustomed to it in the

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beginning was it better

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oh night and day difference yeah in the beginning when you first get it fixed

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and you have the

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all the bandage up there they take the stitch out and pulled out you're like

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oh my god i didn't get my nose fixed until i was 40 years old for 40 years i

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had a shattered nose with

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just the whole inside of it was blocked it was nothing i had like one quarter

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of one nostril

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that was useful and that surgery is real fun isn't it better well look at uh dricus

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duplices yes

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because i called when his coach was like he's only breathing eight percent i'm

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like come on

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man that's what he's you know it's ridiculous but i was like come on that's not

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a cardio thing

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and they're like wait do you see him in this next fight his cardio is gonna be

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better way better my

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cardio was way better my cardio was at least 10 better when i got my nose fixed

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because you could

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breathe out of your nose like if you can't breathe out of your nose especially

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if you're doing jujitsu

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and your mouth is getting covered all the time you're like all you have is your

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mouth to breathe

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out and also as a fighter breathing out of your mouth is trouble yeah because

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your jaw is open

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you can get rocked easier for two years i walked around like this pulling my

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nose so i could breathe

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that's why i got that you got a hunker on your mind my operation went bad did

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you ever get those

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things that stick did they work do they do anything well so they put them in

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there for the first 12

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no the house theo you theo has them on at all hours of the day he's so crazy he's

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so funny he'll just

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show up one day at the studio i'm like where the you don't wear on the studio

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he's like yeah man i need

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to breathe all right he's like you ever tried i'm like no hickson used to roll

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with those on

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they work speaking of which where's the smelling salts oh we got them it's your

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first companion

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huh you ready to go back in brian had the funniest reaction ever to smelling

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salts because we opened up

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a fresh ah one of the fresh ones and as soon as he opened up he threw his

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headphones off and ran out

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of the room if you do it now there's not a lot of room to run you're going to

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have to have it don't run

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we got a freshie oh this one hasn't been open nothing better thank you what do

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you mean you're

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getting in bro i hate those things of course you hate it everybody hates it i

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hate it too but i'm

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gonna i'm about to do it let's you gotta do it this is so strong this is so

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strong look it's sealed okay

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i just broke the seal you can still get it the the lid of the thing is sealed

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as well and you still

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you smell it through that ah you that's not through that that's not the real

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deal but look i want you

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why don't you see look that's just foreplay buddy it's still sealed yeah god

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yeah still sealed that

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shit's powerful is that the same one oh yeah yeah that's the same level yeah

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but this is how you

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want to get them you want to get them fresh like right when you said that's not

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the real deal oh this

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is the real deal no the real did once he opened it's the real deal him smell it

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through the bottle

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that's some the bag smell the bag just the bag

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yeah it takes me back takes you back so look now i'm going to break the seal

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get ready boys it's still sealed oh my god yeah the top is sealed get ready

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boys oh yeah here we go

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this fires me up here we go oh my god i'm smelling it from here oh

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no get in there b get in there yeah yeah oh my goodness oh my goodness

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i'll tell you what that wakes you up before our show we have it in the green

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room we pop a little

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sniff before you go on stage oh i leave in my garage everywhere before i get

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out head to work really

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oh yeah i got problems you're all in have you uh had these the lucy's the breakers

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no oh these are

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good they're eights you know people are constantly sending us same thing lucy's

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have eights and they

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have like a little mint thing in it when you uh you chew it the mint thing

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breaks it tastes good in

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your mouth eight milligrams eight milligrams yeah yeah 24 how many you have in

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there four his blood

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pressure is very high no it's it's good you have 24 milligrams in your mouth i

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go through two cans a

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day dog what are you using which one like buffalo oh my god maniac good lord

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yeah yeah you push you

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push the envelope yeah that's a not that's not even an envelope anymore you got

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a satchel

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the direction say the direction say to keep it a foot away from your face shut

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the

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up pussy

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i got right in there i had to get in there the first time you did it bro you

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got it up to your nose

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you put it like an inch from your nose and took a deep swig i think i damaged

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my my sinuses pure

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pressure works like a mother says do not use more than a few times a day i was

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like i'm not doing

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that i would never i said don't one sniff don't be a i'll try it yeah well he

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just saw how fun it is

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that's a good time that was like the last time i'm gonna hurt you i go i'm just

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gonna microdose and

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you like pushed over a giant piece of chocolate i was like i was like i think

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that might be a little

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you're like don't be a bitch i was like okay i was texting you from the plane i

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can't negotiate my

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plane scene hand me the lucy man one one ain't gonna do it for a trial there

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thank you i think

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there's one more in there that's the same flavor you gave me you don't want you

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already have 24 yeah

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that's the same flavor i i took the 24 out because i don't mix flavors well now

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you get 16. so you'll

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have two of those it'll be 16. just see if your heart will stop yeah lucy's it

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for people who are

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talking but i like it better than zin a lot better because zin gives you this

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weird flavor in your

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mouth and it makes a hiccup yeah it doesn't seem good so i like you know there's

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another one called i

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think that's empty i think there's another one called uh athletic thc that i

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really like i mean not

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athletic thc uh athletic nicotine so how long have you been doing nicotine um

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like a year why because

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it's good for your brain fires you up man it's it's good as like a nootropic it

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actually helps your

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brain it helps cognitive performance the real problem is cigarettes cigarettes

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are not good

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but the nicotine is actually good for your brain a lot of great books were

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written on cigarettes oh

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yeah yeah nicotine is great yeah yeah we'll see that stephen king said when he

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stopped smoking

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cigarettes is one of the biggest issues like stopping cocaine and drinking was

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fine but

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cigarettes like he was like boo his books got super boring they didn't they

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weren't as good he said he

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he doesn't remember writing cujo that's why it's so good yep and then he said

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this he came he came

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his wife came in and she said you know she started cleaning up cans and he goes

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god i kept cans everywhere

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because how long when's the last time we cleaned this place and she goes and it

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was literally the

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whole place was covered with beer cans and she goes this is the past three days

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and he was like i'm

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drinking a lot he didn't even realize it yeah well damn if you want to be good

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yeah you want to really

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write the kind of that he wrote when he was young you gotta push that motherfucking

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um well he can't

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do anything in moderation no he said he actually in his book said i was a very

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creative guy who had

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a substance abuse problem it's not that i had a substance abuse problem and

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therefore i was creative

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he said don't get it twisted because i always had a great imagination but i

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just like yeah i don't know

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i'm i am of a belief that it helps you i really am i'm not but i do think that

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it's a personality

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type so michael hand in hand right with an extreme sort of you know it all

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comes together

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maybe maybe people think it opens up doors in your imagination that will stay

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closed

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yep you can't get there but it depends on what drug right i don't know about

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yeah i mean i've never

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with cocaine but he was a big cocaine user and like the shining was all on

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cocaine great movie

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the book is insane unbelievable he didn't like the movie he felt like jack nicholson

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was too crazy too

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quick really yeah he thought like in the movie the guy becomes crazy the guy's

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like a normal dude who

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becomes crazy during the during the the staying at the overlook that was shot

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in colorado movie so here

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we go uh first fight volkan ozdemir and who's he fighting johnny walker the

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hell of a fight dude

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the odds are even on this the odd makers went somebody's getting knocked out

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johnny walker can

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knock out anybody how does he get down to 205 please it's so hard to believe he's

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so big when you stand

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next to him he's massive like he easily could be a heavyweight dude i want it'd

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be fun if johnny

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walker wins this one could you imagine him and alex that's a motherfucking

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fight yeah but is that

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possible why not he got the neanderthal forehead yeah he's a big fan i have a

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question why not joe

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because i don't think he's won enough i don't think any it's compelling i mean

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he would have

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to beat like a jamal hill he could have to beat a year i'm not saying next i'm

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saying i hope he

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wins and continues to win yeah he's about two away from it at light heavyweight

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you win two big fights

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you're there bro right it's like one step below heavyweight right like look at

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yuri he won one fight

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now he's back yep yeah heavyweight's pretty why didn't uh why didn't uh uncle i

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have

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get that fight that's a good question because he's he's the biggest threat they

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might have yeah he's

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very good also you know why right they might have offered him that fight and he

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might have said no

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they might have thought that his fight with uh yan boho which was boring i

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disagree heavily i think

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yan boho which is a fucking animal and if you want to like survive against yan

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boho but you got to fight

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smart like you can't ask a guy to fight stupid just so everybody can cheer all

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right but to dana white's

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point like it's like it's a business of entertainment too right but he looked

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entertaining in all of his

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other fights i just know he has a draw before that bro with who uh and khalayev

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had a draw before

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that who did he have with yan oh but again yan bohovic fucking animal uh four

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minutes and

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thirty seconds 429 428 427 426 if you want to sync it up like i i like what uh

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the ufc did with

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izzy right he's coming off a loss and then his he's been out what a year at

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least and then they're

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giving him a title shot i think that's what makes the ufc the ufc because they're

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going no no we're not

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just giving to the guy a title shot who we think is next like what izzy did his

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body of work you can

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lose one and still be a huge draw that's difference between fucking ufc and

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boxing that's true but if

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that's true why didn't sean get the rematch because sean won that fight i

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thought i thought it was very

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close but i thought strickland should have got the decision why not give him a

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rematch if you're

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if you're a purist which i'm i'm both right uh i get the business entertainment

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side in the purist

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if you're purist sean strickland 100 should be next and he beat paulo costa i

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thought he beat uh

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drickus as well but the thing is about drickus is that that's the fight these

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guys are angry at each

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other you know there's like a lot of hype it's a good fight to sell yeah all

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that talking when

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it'd get more views than a strickland rematch maybe maybe strickland's a big

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star man

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he's so awkward dude his style is he and there's a story with it he's getting

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pieced up right now

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yeah ozdemir can crack and the problem with johnny walker is he's been ko'd a

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gang of times yeah his

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defense is suspect usually a lot of guys have put him away jamal hill yeah he

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didn't he win his last

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fight on a disqual uh dq i don't know the jamal one was crazy jamal hit him on

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the forehead and his

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and his hands flew up in the air and he went oh there it is there it is he got

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rocked i got it he's in

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trouble he's in trouble he's in trouble already ozdemir might get him here he's

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letting him get him

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against the cage like that get out of the way bro he's got to get out of there

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he's in trouble he's

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in real trouble oh he does like a lot of wild shit you can't do wild when you're

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really hard to me

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was technically very proficient look at that oh yeah that's it stop it out cold

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out cold but that's why

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i went to spg because he needed to tighten up because he's wild yeah but that's

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damn he's this is

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that's happened that's happened too many times how's your reflex that lowered

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flying me

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he's just trying to be crazy just trying to do anything but you can't do that

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with vulcan vulcan

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oznemir can punch so hard a certain level the the fundamentals are going to

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beat you guys are that

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good and oznemir's been out for a bit right yeah so you know and he had some

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losses too oh he's had

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some losses yeah but he's a good striker man that was really yeah very very

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solid hands beautiful

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hands he heard him and then once johnny walker gets he's i think he's just been

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ko'd too many times

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oh there's that left hook that's nice and once it goes it goes there's nothing

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you can do but this

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was a bad one i mean this was he got flattened i just think johnny walker had

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all the physical gifts

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but i just didn't have the kind of fundamentals like oznemir does well it's

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yeah look at that boom

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good oh my goodness that's awful that's awful out cold and the other thing is

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like johnny walker

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probably sucks a lot of weight to get to 205 and that definitely messes with

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your chin yep that's a

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terrible shot when you're sucking that much weight oh that last shot's rough

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look at his eyes roll back

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in his head been there uh when you're sucking that much weight it's going to

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your brain up

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100 percent playing your body of all that water and he's six six 205 how go to

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hey bro go to

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heavyweight yeah go to heavyweight go to heavyweight he might be a really good

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heavyweight man and

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that is a shallow pool super shallow you could lose like multiple fights and

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there's a lot of

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strikers for him sure rosenstruck you know you got a ton of guys yeah but

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nowadays now that he's been

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he's been flatlined a lot yeah it might be over i mean you gotta think of all

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the different people

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that have gotten him well remember he was doing the worm when he won and blew

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his shoulder out

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yeah that was crazy oh no he so johnny walker won a fight i think it was in brazil

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and he started

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celebrating doing the worm and literally fell too hard and blew his shoulder

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out and was out like a

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year and a half yeah had the shoulder reconstructed doing the worm tore his

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shoulder apart yeah for

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nothing did you see connor's injury yeah thoughts well pinky toe it's exactly

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what pijada had when

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when he beat jamal hill he had a broken toe a lot of guys have had a now it's

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the pinky toe a lot of

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guys i fought with broken i knew about it uh in advance look here's the thing

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about a broken pinky

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toe when you're a guy who kicks as much as connor it's a problem 100 and it's

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also the same foot

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where his leg was snapped and he went into that fight injured he's never pulled

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out of a fight before

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never this is the first one he pulled out of and i think it's wise because i

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think if you do have a

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broken toe and you are going into a fight and you did go into a fight the last

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fight injured what if that

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toe becomes a real issue like what if he throws a kick and it smashes again and

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he's in agony and he

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can't move i thought you and i were going to disagree on this i couldn't agree

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more because

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and you got to realize what's on the line for connor too like he loses this one

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the the ride's over

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also so why so why risk it you got to be able to get the out of the way with

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michael chandler you

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yeah so you're not going compromised and that's the leg that's already up like

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you want to you want your best foot forward no pun intended and he spends a lot

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of time like

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bouncing on his toes oh yeah that's that's his biggest asset against chandler

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you got an in and

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out sticking move kicks you can't do that with a broken you can't you can't tie

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that toe to the other

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toe you can but it's going to be you're still not a hundo yeah it hurts now now

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now this is if this is

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connor six years ago he's fighting all these fight yeah excuse me he fought chad

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mendez with a blown

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knee and still beat him i know yeah and it was on short notice still beat him

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so don't get it twisted like

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connor's a savage and he's a fighter's fighter but this i think finally his

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team's like cokes dude

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i'm addicted okay i'll take one of those yeah boys we got more i don't i mean

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the only person who

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drinks more diet coke than me right i'm good unless the cool kids are doing it

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and then i'll drink it i

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never drink diet coke but just to be part why don't you drink diet coke i don't

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know are you scared of

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asking you think it's poison i disagree the guy i just have my temple super

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pure i love that i scrubbed my

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oh yeah dude we're gonna get along brother yeah we're gonna get along you know

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they they try to

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make a they try to remake it to taste just like coca-cola talking about coke

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zero yeah that's why

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coke zero came about they tried to make a better diet coke but people had

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already looked like the flavor

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of diet coke so they had it coke zero doesn't bother me i like it it's kind of

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the same if it's there i'll

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take it i can tell the difference but you know why they came out with coke zero

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because the sales of diet

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coke were going down because men were embarrassed to order diet coke so they

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thought it was more

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of a female drink so that guy let's do coke zero what men are these that they

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did that with miller

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they call it the champagne of beers to get women and then they don't know their

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audience yeah that's

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what they did know but initially it came out and it was the champagne of beers

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how do we get women to

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drink beer call it the champagne of beer you know the one with cigarettes they

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used to call them freedom

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torches during the suffragette movement so they wanted to get women to smoke

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and was considered like

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not very feminine so uh freud's grandson edward bernays was like i know how to

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do this we'll

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fucking just uh tell them that these are freedom torches so all these feminists

20:18

now were like smoking

20:19

their free no man tells me and they started smoking really yep that and and he's

20:23

the same guy that got

20:24

people to say breakfast is the most important meal of the day well that was all

20:29

because the pork lobby

20:31

came to him and they were like hey we got to get people to eat more pork and he's

20:34

like cool

20:35

say less we'll just call it bacon is part of a breakfast a good you know so

20:39

unhealthy and

20:41

bacon's great most so unhealthy how so bacon yeah how so all the cholesterol

20:46

the fat no no no no

20:48

nonsense i love it absolute complete nonsense are you an american saturated fat

20:52

is not bad for you in

20:53

any way shape or form that's that is all again that's all the sugar movement

20:57

the sugar sugar movement

20:58

with the people into thinking that how many calories are in one piece of bacon

21:02

calories aren't the problem

21:03

brother if you're working out if you're working out calories aren't the problem

21:06

if you're working out

21:07

yeah well overeating is always a problem but calories from saturated fat are

21:13

not a problem

21:14

cholesterol is what creates myelin which is literally what the brain is made

21:19

out of

21:20

cholesterol is responsible for all your hormone production cholesterol is

21:24

responsible for so much in

21:26

the human body it's not bad for you at all it's just a crock of what's bad for

21:31

you is processed food

21:32

what's bad for you is sugar and excess of carbohydrates bull food seed oils

21:39

there's a lot of things that

21:40

people get connected to that connect they connect to and they say this is bad

21:43

for you but actual real

21:45

bacon's not bad for you not bad for you it's just fat fat is good for you look

21:48

if you're on a ketogenic diet

21:50

which is very healthy for you ketogenic diet those people eat a shitload of

21:54

bacon true that guy's a

21:56

fucking stone cold killer diego lopez that's a fucking fight bro bro has he

22:00

knocked out everybody he's

22:01

fought not everybody but pretty close and that's a great card he's fucking

22:06

terrifying man i'm trying to

22:08

remember who he reminds me of diego lopez and brian ortega is a fight son how

22:13

about this anthony smith roman

22:14

deletes a fight like how much has that card changed you know it was supposed to

22:18

be jamal hill khalil

22:19

roundtree khalil roundtree falls out and then jamal hill is going to go out

22:23

against carlos urber

22:24

olberg i'm like whoo i love that and then jamal hurts his knee and then carlos

22:29

urberg for some

22:29

reason is out walls olberg out i don't know and he's supposed to fight anthony

22:33

smith and anthony smith

22:34

stays and now he's my home boy when did michael page get into the ufc recently

22:39

he had one fight

22:40

that's another great fight i can't wait yeah look at this i want to see if he

22:45

gets away with all the

22:46

shit at this level well he's going to fight ian g and gary who's always really

22:51

tall and really but

22:52

i don't think he's going to be able to hit that dude you don't michael van and

22:55

page no i disagree

22:56

michael van and page is a different thing oh he'll put his lights up you think

22:59

so really really yeah i

23:02

i think ian gary's the next he's it man he's so talented i think he's

23:05

sensational but he's been

23:07

hit before and he's got rocked and dropped michael van and page is a different

23:11

thing he's been

23:11

michael van page been hit before too right right um by diego lima correct or douglas

23:18

douglas douglas

23:19

yeah interesting yeah i like page but i think ian gary's that guy i think he's

23:26

going to have a

23:26

really hard time finding that guy you know what i saw the kevin holland fight

23:29

yep he was like where the

23:31

is he he couldn't find him couldn't even touch him he is it's such that point

23:36

elite point fighting style

23:38

with all the mma skills that michael van and page has that is one of the most

23:42

puzzling problems to

23:44

deal with inside the octagon look at alex thriving pierre thriving right but it's

23:49

not alex is not a

23:50

point fighter it's a different style yeah i'm just saying his elite level of

23:54

striking makes up for the

23:55

other holes sure but we've had elite strikers before the difference with michael

23:59

van and page is michael

24:00

van and page is an elite point fighter his style of hitting and not getting hit

24:05

and being able to close

24:06

distance really fast nobody's like that wonder boy closest close but not at

24:11

that level not that level

24:12

it's wonder boy was a kickboxer correct a very elite striker very elite kickboxer

24:17

but the difference

24:18

between kickboxing and point fighting is that blitz that blitz and michael van

24:23

and page is so unorthodox

24:25

i i think that could be one of those fights remember when francis and derrick

24:29

lewis were

24:30

going to fight and we're like bro this fight's going one minute get ready and

24:33

it went to a decision

24:34

so boring right sometimes when you have those two high level strikers and it's

24:39

that style

24:39

i'm not saying it's going to be born there's a chance it can be really boring

24:43

because it's so

24:44

calculated so strategic and neither guy wants to engage michael van and page

24:48

never been in a boring

24:49

fight in his life he's amazing michael van and page is a he's great don't be

24:57

wrong but some of those

24:57

bellator ones were tough i'm interested i'll tell you what you might be right

25:01

you might be wrong i'm

25:02

interested yeah yeah i just think that he is the most difficult puzzle on the

25:07

feet i've ever seen hard to

25:08

find a guy who can spar like him too because kevin holland couldn't do a thing

25:13

to him right

25:13

couldn't do a thing yeah kevin holland is a good striker a very good striker i

25:18

mean he's a complete

25:19

fighter kevin but he's a very good striker and he didn't even come close to

25:23

hitting him like that

25:24

dude was just not there it's a different thing man and he's tall there's no

25:29

disrespect to holland

25:30

i think ian gary's at a different level than those guys you mentioned i think

25:34

so too and his

25:34

movement's different his size is different his confidence is also used to

25:38

fighting guys that are

25:39

shorter than him yeah and michael van and page is the first guy that's taller

25:41

than also yeah he's

25:43

taller than yeah or the same height similar yeah he's not like a huge advantage

25:47

but also look at

25:48

the age is a factor as well that's true that's true ian's not even in ian's

25:52

just getting his prime

25:54

dude when those guys are like 27 26 28 good luck and they get so much better so

25:58

quick yeah

25:59

yeah yeah the first thing to go is speed it's kind of interesting that ian gary

26:03

and colby never came

26:04

out because that like ian was calling him out colby said he declined it because

26:08

he's not famous

26:09

enough that's so crazy and so incorrect it's so incorrect wait wait wait who

26:14

was saying that colby was

26:16

saying he's not famous yet but meanwhile colby's lost most of his last fights i

26:19

think it's an

26:20

interesting fight because colby is a motherfucker man talk all the you want

26:23

about that guy but that

26:24

guy can close the distance he can he can his gas tanks off the charts you know

26:29

his foot broke 30

26:31

seconds into the that fight with uh um leon edwards leon edwards yeah like he

26:36

had a broken foot it's

26:37

broken in three places he came to my show in in in miami he was still he was

26:41

like 85 that was that was

26:43

three weeks ago so that was a real up foot oh no doubt he was walking on it

26:48

tender yeah no doubt you

26:49

fought that dude for 25 minutes with a broken foot in three places are you that's

26:53

a bad

26:53

motherfucker also leon edwards is the best striker in the division yes he's the

26:58

most technical the

27:00

most dangerous but he was in that fight i love watching leon move leon move

27:03

just the way he moves

27:05

just the technique the precision everything is just so fucking everything it's

27:09

just so it's just no

27:10

waste of movement yeah it's like what you want to see in an elite striker you

27:14

see in leon i also like

27:15

him because there's no there's no really talking he's not on instagram doing tiktok

27:19

dances you just

27:20

must respect him for his fucking look at me now look at me now great story headshot

27:26

bang

27:26

he's the man yeah he's still you don't expect him to sound british i still don't

27:33

every time he talks it's a surprise now we'll see what happens if islam goes up

27:36

there

27:36

did i ever tell you the time i think i've told it on the podcast forever tell

27:39

you the time that uh

27:40

there was this dude that was i don't want to say who he worked for but he was a

27:44

bodyguard and he

27:45

talked to leon edwards when leon was with me i brought leon to a show leon did

27:50

my podcast then

27:51

i brought leon we went did a show with chapelle me and him were hanging out and

27:54

afterwards we all went

27:55

out to this club this uh like after hours party that uh david set up okay david

28:01

dave sets up these

28:03

shows like he does the shows and after the shows he likes to set up a party so

28:06

he has like a dj he

28:08

brings in foods fun hang but it was at the end of the night and this guy

28:11

decided he was going to kick

28:12

everybody out and for some reason he singled out leon edwards and he got in his

28:18

face and he said like

28:20

hey man i fucking told you it's time to leave fantastic and then i got in

28:25

between him i said i know you

28:26

probably made some fucked up mistakes in your life you're about to make the

28:29

biggest one do you say you

28:31

know what that is exactly what i said i said i pulled him aside what he do and

28:34

he he like went like a ghost

28:36

i go that's one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet you're about to make

28:39

one of the biggest

28:40

mistakes of your life i go i go he's cool there's no reason to talk to him like

28:45

that he didn't do

28:46

anything wrong he doesn't know he's here with me right and he's like i'm sorry

28:50

i'm sorry yeah if you

28:51

chilled out after he sees him knock out tomorrow he's like oh no he sees his

28:56

life pass before his eyes

28:58

when he was watching it on tv you want to go viral bud you can but it's made

29:01

the wrong way like if you're

29:02

gonna do this let me get my phone out that's like the guy with joe shilling

29:05

like tried to

29:06

pick a fight with him before that it was he was like mouthing off to him the

29:09

whole time before that

29:10

and joe's like was he he was mouthing off i know he was a dick to people at the

29:13

bar he was a mouth

29:14

off to him he's not thought like other people he was mounting off also to joe

29:17

the whole story is that

29:18

he was just a dick from start and joe's like are you kidding me you can kind of

29:22

see that he seemed

29:23

like a dickhead just the way he was behaving isn't that that's one of the most

29:27

wonderful instant karma

29:28

videos of all the greatest it's like one of the greatest viral videos the best

29:32

but what a

29:33

mistake like karma put one of the scariest humans alive in front of him you don't

29:37

know this this is

29:39

seen in a bar joe shilling who's a friend of mine's world champion kickboxer

29:42

elite elite strike

29:44

you would look at him go that's not the guy i'm gonna with in the bar so joe shilling

29:49

is at a bar

29:50

and he's trying to walk past this guy to get to the bathroom the guy backs up

29:53

as joe's walk he doesn't

29:54

see him and joe bumps into him and puts his hands on him this is it right here

29:57

so this is the guy

29:58

this is the dickhead he's been talking with everybody he's talking he's real

30:01

loud and drunk so

30:02

that's joe in the black shirt it's like joe joe's like excuse me and he passes

30:05

by and the guy says

30:06

something doing he turns around the guy flitches see how he just came flinched

30:09

at joe like he's

30:10

gonna hit him then joe hits him with that three piece in a soda and then he

30:13

walks away like it ain't

30:15

shit that's the wrong guy i mean the wrong guy the wrong guy boom boom and you

30:21

gotta understand this

30:22

this was the end of a long he was with joe and everybody else that guy tried suing

30:26

joe and joe

30:27

won yeah yeah well it's florida it's stand your ground like clearly a guy flinched

30:31

yeah like went

30:31

like that to make him flinch and you don't do that to a guy that's a train striker

30:36

we need more of this

30:37

yeah we need more and he's and joe is the farthest thing from a bully by the

30:41

way super nice i've hung

30:42

out with him many times he's the nice the man no no hesitation though yeah

30:46

because the guy wrong guy

30:48

but the guy was picking fights he was making fights with other dudes in the bar

30:51

too he was causing all

30:52

these problems with other guys he was trying to pick fights but i mean you've

30:54

rarely seen people that

30:55

like like get right to it yeah all right it's usually like shut your fucking

30:59

mouth yeah who you talking

31:00

wrong guy that's his language it was like a reflex wrong guy he's fluent at

31:05

knockout that's his

31:06

language it's just the wrong guy yeah straight up joe schilling he fought in

31:11

the this battle in los

31:13

angeles where he had to fight three times in one night three remember that last

31:16

man standing and glory

31:18

we went there live it was insane he fought three times and it's against world-class

31:22

kickboxers and

31:23

this dude who doesn't work out came off you know his day job at re-max and was

31:28

like i'm gonna get

31:29

fucked up the guy just left by maybe the best thing about bonus check in his

31:34

pocket feeling cocky but

31:35

the best thing about joe schilling world champion kickboxer most decorated

31:37

american kickboxer in

31:39

history he smokes cigarettes he smokes oh you've seen the picture of him in our

31:44

gym oh yeah smoking

31:45

cigarettes that's joe he's like clint eastwood if you want to see when the

31:49

video when the video first

31:49

started it you said that's him in the black shirt i thought it was the nerdy

31:52

looking dude i was like oh

31:53

uh unsuspecting but no but like he musumechi looking dude yeah yeah that's joe

31:57

he looked like

31:58

somebody you don't fuck no he's also like big and i mean he's just right he's

32:02

awesome look at his

32:02

fucking face it's like a great white shark like out of all the people to talk

32:06

shit to he just looks

32:07

he smokes and his voice like he's he's fucking nick nolte with his fucking

32:12

world-class hands deep voice

32:13

yeah what tatted up look at that and then look at that guy you gotta love

32:18

moments yeah yeah he's like

32:19

talking shit i told this guy i'm gonna beat him arm wrestling like whatever the

32:22

fuck he's saying look at him

32:24

see i thought it was him just shoulders just an accident i mean just a bump and

32:28

he had to talk

32:29

shit i mean the dumbest move fuck around and find out that is around and find

32:35

out that is if

32:36

around and find out was a viral video that's it i would love to be the level of

32:40

ready to just have

32:42

a two-piece in the chamber at all time dude you can get there man yeah you're

32:46

not you know it's not

32:47

impossible no it's not impossible star riding motorcycles when they're 40. nah

32:51

it's past you by

32:54

you can still do it you could learn just a mean combo for the austin bars

32:57

though yeah don't get

32:59

a fucking hayabusa but you get a harley yeah yeah just run around just get a

33:04

pistol yeah by the

33:05

time you get that pistol you're already asleep you ain't you know unless you

33:09

have a quick draw

33:12

did you see the uh uh you got a hawk toey spit on that thing it's massive

33:19

famous now that girl one

33:22

video have you seen it brian yeah one one girl gets interviewed and it's just i

33:27

love moments like that

33:28

where one weird video it's so funny that the whole world sees she's the most

33:33

famous person on the planet

33:35

right now so the one i saw on instagram the top comment underneath it is is

33:39

another woman being

33:40

like nobody needs you don't have to spit on it and then it's just a thousand

33:44

news it's like somebody

33:45

taught you wrong especially the way she says it like that lady she's not she's

33:53

not pretending she said

33:55

like she she passed she got a certificate she's not posing that leaves a black

33:58

belt spitting on dicks i

34:00

wouldn't be that into a girl going i would be into her yeah the weight with her

34:04

enthusiasm yeah you

34:05

would know some real passion but if you if you hear if you hear a girl go you're

34:09

not gonna be like

34:09

wait a minute hold on let's see it jamie i'm trying to find a good version didn't

34:13

i send you a bunch

34:14

of good versions the memes of it the original one has how many views now has to

34:19

be a hundred million at

34:20

least i wonder how she's doing she's probably panicking i know everybody knows

34:25

she's making money

34:26

is she yeah she's making money there's merch now there's like hawk 2 merch oh i

34:30

need to buy a shirt

34:31

yeah bro these kids man they own it they own that that social see hawk 224

34:35

autograph look at her

34:36

she's signing hats only in america only in america that is hilarious let's hear

34:42

the video

34:42

that's it's just the way she says it right up there in the corner yeah i know i

34:47

know these are i already

34:48

clicked two of them and they didn't have the video on it for some reason christ

34:51

what a weird what a world

34:52

what a world and it's only been like four days right when did it come out yeah

34:58

i don't honestly

34:58

it happened fast i mean where the who is the hawk to a girl taking over tiktok

35:02

because it wasn't her

35:03

original video she was doing an interview right yeah some guy in the street

35:06

says what do you have to

35:07

do to make a guy crazy in bed she's sorry like once upon a time two girls were

35:13

out on the town in nashville

35:15

tennessee you get me look at her laughing she's laughing so hard i wonder if

35:32

her dad's like what

35:33

the yeah like imagine being her dad right yeah but her college is probably paid

35:37

for now no her dad knows

35:38

yeah i wonder how much money she's making off of this hopefully a lot it is

35:42

smart that she jumped right

35:43

on it because you got to think it's only been a few days oh someone blew her up

35:47

june 11th so it's 10

35:49

days so it's 10 days there are a handful of other videos on tim and d's page

35:52

featuring the hawk to a

35:53

girl and her friend since then tick tockers claim to have found the woman but

35:56

the account is now

35:57

repeatedly oh she might have deleted it possibly doesn't remember being

36:01

interviewed ah she got blackout

36:03

drunk it's in nashville she's probably hammered yeah she's doing her thing

36:07

having fun but also shower bullet we got the

36:09

right here we go where's her references though i would like where'd all the

36:12

dudes whose dick she's

36:13

sucking or she's just talking yeah those guys are about to make some tick tock

36:18

videos just like sitting

36:19

there with a cup of coffee on the porch like oh let me tell you something dude

36:22

it's real netflix about

36:24

to do a talk on it man this is a good fight triccoli is good call it the throat

36:29

goat that guy in the

36:30

left has one eye brian yes the guy on the left has one eye and he uh only can

36:35

fight in other organizations

36:37

that's why he can't come in other countries because he can't because he can't

36:40

see he can't see out of

36:41

his right eye so they won't let him fight in the united states i don't believe

36:43

so he's never fought out

36:44

here most people think that one-eyed ufc fighter shara bootin magomedov lands

36:48

killer role for acting

36:49

debut new hollywood movie oh nice he's gonna be in a movie hey bro they name in

36:53

the end off i'm not

36:54

fucking with him yeah any kind of off oh he's a scary striker too but he's fun

37:00

to watch shara bullet but his um

37:03

his depth perception it's got to be all up because he's only got one eye like

37:07

you know you need two

37:08

eyes for depth perception yeah yeah it's you up it fucks but it doesn't matter

37:14

he's that good he's

37:15

that good he's had like seven different operations on the eye to try to fix it

37:18

he was from childhood

37:20

right it's kind of a sad story it's from a fight are you sure i'm pretty sure

37:24

it's from a fight i'm

37:25

pretty sure because he had the operations while he was competing i think it was

37:29

something that happened

37:31

during a fight i may be wrong that's for some reason i thought it was when he

37:34

was a kid jamie will find

37:35

out i'm pretty sure the injury happened uh from a fight also how do you even

37:39

not like you don't see

37:40

coming from that way nope he doesn't see out of that right eye he's got a giant

37:45

what's it said head

37:46

he had to get the right eye removed completely after losing vision holy man

37:51

they get infected that's why

37:52

the eye gets infected but i suffered early in his career right yeah before the

37:57

operation i was afraid

37:58

of an infection god dude one eye redhead so they don't take your eyes out crazy

38:02

they don't usually

38:03

do that anymore because you have cones in your eyes that sense light even

38:07

though you can't see and it

38:08

regulates in dagestan man i know they take that eye out but it might have been

38:13

something wrong yeah yeah

38:15

they've seen something about infection could they get infected but they took

38:18

bisping's eye out right

38:20

no they still have people's eyes out but he wears a plate over it yeah he wears

38:24

like a lens over the

38:25

top of it so it doesn't look so weird but it's just so people don't stare at

38:29

his eye but i get it

38:30

he's still got his eye yeah tricoli's good though man shara bullet does weird

38:34

shit he's wild man wild

38:35

kicks he throws kicks like a jab he got punched twice in the face from the

38:40

direction he can see it

38:42

isn't this his uh ufc debuts no no shara bullets fought at least once no no

38:47

twice yeah he's a

38:48

fucking huge prospect isn't he fought twice yeah at least once i think twice

38:53

just once well this article

38:55

was he was 11-0 and he's only 12-0 now i feel like this is his first fight

38:58

signed last year no this

38:59

isn't his first fight so this is his second fight in the ufc at least second

39:03

fight he signed in 2020

39:06

yeah but you know he can't really fight in america like the nevada state

39:10

athletic there's no way bal

39:12

you can't see like you have to be able to see out of both eyes i'm sure there's

39:15

some places

39:17

well we're in saudi arabia for these fights no i'm saying in america oh yeah

39:20

like you bring them to

39:21

kentucky they're like go ahead mississippi yeah go on tennessee you can close

39:26

both your eyes i don't

39:27

give a fuck you don't give a fuck hot to spit on that i'm saying that girl had

39:34

no idea that thing

39:36

went viral you never know what's gonna hit right yeah i know she's just being

39:40

funny with a popular

39:42

video and what's not you just gotta keep doing them here's one thing you do

39:45

know if you try hard you

39:47

won't get one that's for damn sure and weird yeah yeah yeah that'll stop people

39:51

from trying oh they

39:53

try so hard but the people that i know that try the hardest have never gotten

39:57

one never

39:58

so tricoli just wants to take him down shower bullet has terrible takedown

40:06

defense and that's

40:07

his liability also doesn't get up well and even in his ufc debut he got he got

40:12

battered on the bro how

40:14

about the main event was about to be bo nickel but he was hunting in montana

40:18

and didn't have an android

40:19

phone like you guys had no service yeah interesting he was going to take that

40:23

fight interesting i don't i

40:26

would not have advised that i wouldn't either but he was down to do it yeah he

40:29

struggled a little bit

40:30

with cody brundage and cody brundage is nowhere near where robert robert whitaker

40:35

will change your

40:36

life well robert worker might be the best 185 on the planet it's up it's up for

40:40

debate yeah he's up there

40:42

how do you say that when when sanya would say different well dreckus dreckus

40:46

beat the

40:46

shit out of him one round dreckus beat him yeah he's good though he's very good

40:51

and he was a former

40:51

world champion like he was number one at the time he's certainly in the top

40:54

five he just beat paulo

40:55

costa certainly in the top five i don't know a shitload about him about bo

40:58

nickel but i just keep hearing

41:00

his name he's the man they're hyping him up well he's an elite wrestler a real

41:03

top of the food chain

41:05

blue chip wrestler and you know he's getting very good at striking he's

41:09

basically our lebron james but he's white

41:12

he's just his wrestling his wrestling is super hard that's a ridiculous thing

41:15

to say no the hype on

41:16

him is insane yeah the hype on him like out of high school he he so hold on

41:21

since so here we go this is

41:23

why you make the comparison guy like lebron because he's in wrestling since he

41:26

was seven he was selling

41:28

out fucking huge auditoriums wrestling dominating then he's on a world tour lebron

41:33

james one of the best

41:34

ever at penn state and then he goes on a world circuit it's a three-time or

41:38

four-time ncaa champion

41:39

yeah i think he won it in as a freshman right this is a good fight anyone the

41:42

heisman of ncaa we're

41:44

missing a good fight very good fight what are we going to say though joe i was

41:47

saying that like the

41:48

difference is lebron has been dominant and famous on a world championship level

41:53

for so long it's more like

41:54

a john jones john jones is more like the lebron of mma no he's talking about i'm

41:59

saying that's like a

42:00

prostitute you know what i'm saying joe like like as a prospect because there's

42:03

so much pressure on

42:04

him and there's eyeball and he has how many fights yeah i would advise a guy

42:07

like that to not fight in

42:08

the ufc for a long time i think you should get to world-class level before you

42:12

get to the ufc it's

42:13

tough because because because outside the ufc he's so dominant he's so dominant

42:18

he's so dominant

42:18

he's saying he need to get a striking up yeah on the world-class level 100 yes

42:21

because once you get

42:23

there if you're not ready it's gonna be it's a it's a marathon not a sprint

42:26

yeah you gotta go

42:27

train with them dakostani boys he'll them up he'll them up in wrestling he did

42:31

already he's

42:31

beating a lot of russians in wrestling his thing is it's very good he's gonna

42:34

work on a strike but

42:35

hold up his striking is not like awful his thing is is combining the striking

42:41

and wrestling put it

42:42

together like gsp did that's right well once he gets that yeah okay but bo nichols

42:46

a guy who's been

42:46

watching the human body move for a very long time me too and his timing and

42:51

everything

42:52

what's that i mean yeah i'm not gonna be i'm not gonna beat homza timing takedowns

42:56

is everything so

42:57

so if they have an easier time a lot of times guys like that their learning

43:00

curve

43:00

is a lot steeper well elite athletes have a quicker learning curve yes that's

43:04

that's for sure

43:04

yeah he's an elite athlete no no doubt about it yeah i mean bo's got massive

43:09

massive potential

43:11

but even johnny hendrich remember his timing he he learned how to not that

43:14

class though but he would

43:16

knock them out but it's a different it's a different johnny also you have world

43:19

class

43:20

usada and post usada johnny are two different human correct really yeah it's

43:24

like you and mike tyson

43:25

it's like they're two totally different human different species post usada johnny

43:28

hendrix is like

43:29

what where'd you go like where'd you go but also you want to watch johnny's

43:33

fights and go man that's

43:34

world-class striking right he's just he had a big fucking overhand left he just

43:37

had to take a time

43:37

it well i was tremendous power that doesn't make sense why i get worse when

43:41

they're not testing anymore

43:43

no no then once they started testing oh okay okay when they started testing his

43:46

body melted like

43:47

there's a lot of those guys like there's documentaries online about johnny hendricks

43:50

pre and post usada he's

43:52

like one of the biggest examples to be fair though that was those were the

43:55

times in those pictures you

43:57

don't see much i mean you see a little bit of a difference in the physique but

44:00

what's really the

44:01

difference is in the shocking power he would just put guys to fucking sleep

44:06

power cardio the way fought

44:07

confidence aggression but also to be fair to johnny those were the times

44:11

everybody was on everybody

44:12

fuck yeah name somebody go ahead because those were my that was my era

44:15

everybody those were also the

44:17

trt eras where you could do it legally not everyone they turned me down

44:20

whatever they turn you down

44:22

for trt why would that happen i don't know haters man i think it was already

44:26

weird because nate marquardt

44:28

was like from your area correct i already got he got popped like alien levels

44:32

yeah they were like i

44:33

remember that fight got canceled we were at the weigh-in and this fight got

44:37

canceled and i was like what is

44:38

going on they're like he's at like a he could die his levels of testosterone or

44:43

so he was alien

44:44

no it was like 24. it's like something he had nitrous oxide in his bloodstream

44:52

and then all of us were going to the same doctor and then that doctor's like

44:55

see ya

44:55

closed up shop like hey yeah probably good move for just got the deposit but

45:00

well a lot of these

45:01

doctors are dorks you know and they think they're going to be able to take

45:03

these out i know what i could

45:04

do with you because they didn't you know they're just like oh trt's legal great

45:09

we're gonna bang

45:10

you up with all these other different but they don't get the commissions and

45:13

all that and you're

45:13

dealing with high-level sports right and how many of those doctors have ever

45:16

been like through the

45:17

whole testing process that's why balco is so big yeah sure the clear you know

45:22

you know you know i

45:23

with now and like i'm i'm in probably the best shape since i fought is that

45:28

transcend where it's like

45:29

peptides trt what's transcend it's a company it's a company and they're like

45:33

they're you do your blood

45:34

work like probably at least every two weeks every three weeks and they monitor

45:38

everything right you

45:39

should be taking this this this and this and it's a script plan they send it to

45:42

you oh nice you just

45:43

start taking everything then they check your blood work like that's what cowboys

45:46

on bradley martin like

45:47

all the like peptides are here really that's what i do out here with ways to

45:51

well same deal ways to

45:52

well i've never felt better i've never felt better plenty of peptides they have

45:56

stuff for your

45:57

cognitive like for you know for me i need my brain to get after getting punched

46:00

so cognitive energy

46:02

everything because uh i had a doctor he looked great 65 he's a friend of mine

46:06

jeff he shows up

46:07

my show and i was like what are you doing he goes peptides yeah peptides are

46:11

incredible yeah that's

46:12

why they keep outlawing them yeah really keeps yeah they got rid of thymosin

46:15

because it was helping

46:15

people get over covet they know they're good no reason for it to get rid of it

46:18

now they're trying to get

46:19

rid of bpc 157 no reason that's stuck that should fix my stomach bpc 157 yeah

46:25

yeah it's magic

46:26

this fight is interesting now i'm a guinea pig i shoot myself about seven times

46:30

a day but whatever

46:30

why does he feel good oh yeah i don't give a you know what irritated me is the

46:35

debacle

46:36

people debacle people got caught because they had a they had that they they

46:40

went through the trash

46:41

and they had their names written on the list yeah that was novinsky right how

46:44

the

46:45

fuck you got my name novitski caught him yes the balko people yeah novitski's

46:48

the head guy they

46:49

caught him yeah they called him going to the garden victor conti's the man victor

46:53

conti knew his

46:53

man anybody yes please how you how you do a crime and write it down and put it

46:58

in the trash i'd be

46:59

pissed if i was barry bonds i'd be like what the are you doing that is funny do

47:03

you know what's

47:04

that risk you put a signed baseball in the trash you wrote the yeah that's how

47:08

you got caught dude

47:09

homeboy can kick he's kicking his lower leg he's doing that pierre thing where

47:13

he doesn't turn

47:13

his hips over he just soccer kicks your calf he's tough as a bullet oh my god

47:19

let me ask you this

47:19

if you're uh back to the connor thing if you're michael chandler what do you do

47:23

fight somebody

47:24

you fight somebody yeah max holloway bmf i hear people are talking about that

47:28

fight that's an amazing

47:28

fight he needs money in the sphere you can't not fight for two years he's

47:33

pretty good he's very

47:34

smart has a bunch of businesses sure but wouldn't it be nice if he was making

47:37

millions over those two

47:38

years like even if you're doing well two years is a long time he's got a family

47:43

yeah and he's paid

47:44

pretty handsomely from the ufc you know um yeah actually him bmf title i like

47:50

max at 55 anyway

47:55

i do too but the period went hard in the paint they want topuria excuse me

48:00

versus max that's what max

48:02

wants i don't like what he wants next you don't like that as a well don't get

48:05

me wrong that's a great

48:06

fight yeah i like max at 55 especially now he's getting a little older with his

48:10

output i think you

48:11

can do a lot of damage there he's not old dude he's like 32. bro in fighting

48:16

years he's 77. you know

48:18

what i'm saying sort of how many punches he's thrown yeah he's 77 years old

48:24

yeah but he's so

48:25

smart his style is so good dude outside and if islam goes to 170 i mean i don't

48:29

see why max can't be

48:30

champ i'm the best boxer in the ufc what the fuck is impossible to take down

48:36

shower bullet well he's

48:38

gotten a lot better with his takedown defense but triccoli's not exactly bow

48:42

nickel no but it's

48:44

good tough though

48:45

rough but the thing is like shower bullets gonna face this with every that was

48:51

a nice elbow in the

48:52

clinch yeah it's gonna get dicey for him if he keeps winning him off wow oh he

48:56

just hurt triccoli

48:57

he's in trouble yeah he did oh look at that yeah he did dropped on a single yep

49:01

dude what do you do if

49:03

you're the ufc you put all this stock in hamza he's just eventually they're

49:07

just gonna fuck it

49:09

fuck it we got to move on so did he get food poisoning is that what happened

49:13

somebody from his

49:13

team said that and then they backed off that story such a bad story come on

49:18

fellas did they back off the

49:19

story i think yeah i think so what i think darren till said something i

49:22

remember what are they saying

49:24

bo nickel alluded to the fact that he's always partying like hanging out all

49:26

the time

49:28

that hamzat is yeah interesting well hamzat's got a lot of bread bro he does a

49:33

lot of money yeah yeah

49:35

he's hanging out with uh some people that have a lot of money the same people

49:38

khabib's hanging

49:39

with you ever seen what khabib has yeah have you ever looked at the land he

49:42

owns in russia when you're

49:43

friends with putin they take care of their athletes especially if you're

49:47

fighting yeah bro also the

49:48

arabs also the saudis and stuff love yeah khabib is wherever he goes and should

49:52

and should be well

49:53

hamzat is friends with that kardiyov guy the guy who's the the leader of chechnya

49:58

yeah he won a

49:59

nobel peace prize okay did he really no he did not i was like what the you're

50:03

talking about he's not

50:04

that letter he's uh he is not he's a warlord there was a guy who used to fight

50:09

for the ufc

50:10

who uh left the ufc and went to work for him and like his second guy who's that

50:16

some dude and then

50:16

he wound up getting killed kardiyov i forget the guy's name yeah yeah but he

50:20

fell out and then yeah

50:22

kadirov's father was blown to smithereens and uh he i believe he witnessed his

50:26

father do you think

50:27

they're arguing about pronouns out there no in fact in fact in fact hollywood

50:33

uh basically uh what was it

50:37

boycotted chechnya because it is amnesty international said that the chechen

50:42

government was

50:43

killing and torturing gay people oh they definitely are yeah the questions went

50:47

oh no yeah he was like

50:48

he was actually in the new light year no kardiyov had a a ceremony because he

50:53

was sanctioned more

50:55

than any other leader by all the western european countries in america and uh

50:59

and he was given an

51:00

award for being basically the biggest asshole he threw himself the award he was

51:05

awarded yeah with

51:06

hamzat it's tough with the ufc because a you know he we don't even know if he

51:10

can fight in the states

51:11

right he can't fight here and then yeah i don't know what that's about he has

51:15

the longest covet ever

51:17

right he keeps getting hurt well the problem with him is when he got covered he

51:20

would not stop training

51:21

until he had full-blown covet and he was just beating his body into the ground

51:26

every day it's a

51:26

shame multiple times i know it's a shame he's a bogeyman that might never come

51:32

but when he fights

51:33

it's pretty goddamn exciting although i did think camaro beat him in the third

51:37

round i was like if that

51:38

was a five-round fight that's a difficult fight for him yep because you're

51:42

dealing with a real champion

51:43

knows how to pace himself guy who's been there struggled before knows what it

51:46

feels like also he

51:47

really doesn't have a significant win at 85. no he's never beat 85 or not a

51:51

real good one

51:52

joe merrill chart you know he's beaten a couple of guys not like not that short

51:56

notice not that tip

51:57

of the spear excuse me the usman thing was no not the tip he knocked out and

52:00

then you're going to go

52:01

to robert whitaker right but i think the fact big leap did he come in having

52:05

two fights in two weeks or

52:06

in the early days of his career he did that yes i think that forever has him in

52:10

dana's good graces

52:11

yeah well then well he's also incredibly exciting dude tricoli's taking one of

52:15

my favorites

52:16

taking a beating right now well shara bullet does wild like hook kicks off that

52:19

front leg that's

52:20

why you like him he's got a crazy uh gas tank look at him just keeps he keeps

52:24

hammering that front leg

52:25

he does hook kicks from uh like a open stance which is weird not even bladed he

52:31

does like he stands

52:32

like open stance like an mma stance like that like the way he throws that front

52:37

leg his left leg is

52:38

so interesting also nothing's better when you see a dagger standing you assume

52:42

wrestling and then they're

52:43

all striking yeah like the beat yeah isn't it weird yeah when you see him you're

52:46

like what the

52:47

god i miss the beat the man god he was by the way what's his name is about to

52:51

fight whitaker he's got

52:52

a hell of a jab and he's a very good striker yeah al scarif's good man he's

52:56

very good he's very good

52:58

it's a tough fight for robert yeah i got i actually think he's gonna win al

53:01

scarif i do interesting i

53:04

tell you well what it's a good fight i'll tell you that i'll scare off the only

53:07

loss that he has is

53:08

hamzat and hamzat caught him with a perfect uppercut hamzat said it was his

53:11

toughest fight ever yeah now

53:13

now yeah and oh he never took uh he never took him down tricoli's hurt he's

53:19

just too tired man he's

53:20

giving up oh i love the body oh he dropped and that's it shower wow shower

53:25

bullet let's go damn that was

53:28

good well he just kept getting caught with with one assassin

53:34

good for him and he showed way better takedown defense in this fight so

53:38

obviously he's been

53:39

training on that yeah way better but obviously tricoli's again not an elite

53:43

wrestler but

53:44

fucking good fight there's not enough hours in the day to get him to elite

53:48

level wrestling

53:49

bro they're so close to creating new eyeballs give this guy two eyes he's gonna

53:53

fuck everybody up i hope so michael bisping's gonna be reading signs at a

53:57

distance i hope so dude

53:58

yeah they're close man are they really yeah they're close to developing

54:01

artificial eyes

54:02

there's so much going on with medical science yeah there is but they can't fix

54:05

hair you know what

54:06

he might not want it they can't fix hair ain't that a kind of they can kind of

54:09

grow your hair

54:10

back now how if you get on it early look at cowboy cowboy has a full set of

54:13

hair yeah but he

54:14

got it he got hair transplant i want to grow hair when are they going to do

54:18

that for me dude even if

54:19

i had hair i'd shave my head i really would no you can't oh no yeah no you can't

54:23

yeah you can't be

54:24

it doesn't no it's i have a good head for for being bald i wish i had shaved my

54:28

head earlier

54:29

i really do i'm surprised i didn't know how good i don't have they don't have

54:33

they don't have dick

54:33

transplants they do word yeah use your thumb people have had their dick blown

54:37

off like soldiers and

54:38

shit yeah use your thumb no they give them a new deck they give them a donor

54:41

dick yeah but they can't

54:42

give you donor balls you know why because the balls will always forever contain

54:47

the sperm of the person

54:48

who died damn so like if you died and you gave your dick to to brian brian

54:52

would have your kids brian

54:54

would be able to shoot you better than nothing but it's crazy because you could

54:58

shoot someone else's

54:59

loads into a person and make your kids and you're not even alive anymore pretty

55:04

lit though pretty lit

55:05

if you get the right genetics if you like sign off on it yeah yeah if you say i

55:09

agree to let brian

55:10

have my kids yeah he's a good dude yeah brian's like i'm down how tall is he

55:14

yeah he's probably got a big

55:16

hog let's go donate my dick to science your dna won't even be mixed with it a

55:20

little bit nope nope 100

55:23

it would be the person who owns the testicles their dick they could fix that

55:26

with stem cells

55:27

uh no no no no you can't fix that i mean it's literally the dna is embedded

55:33

into the testicles

55:34

so your dna would be it's not like for the first couple of loads it's forever

55:41

forever forever how far

55:42

away do you think we are from all that 20 years well they've given people dick

55:45

transplants right that's

55:47

already like eyeballs and oh yeah about 20 years but they're also going to be

55:52

able to i think in 50

55:54

years you know all this transgender they're going to be able to change your sex

55:57

yes for real for real

55:59

yes they're going to be give you double x chromosome you're going to go to xy

56:03

as soon as you can go back

56:04

and forth we're in trouble yeah yeah right but you know we're we're the xys we're

56:09

the last of the mohicans

56:11

you know one of the things that they found is that uh neanderthal dna in humans

56:15

none of it is the y

56:16

chromosome they can't find neanderthal dna in y chromosome they find it in x

56:21

chromosome so it's all

56:23

women being by neanderthals really so yeah yeah so it's all that would make

56:28

sense human women being

56:30

by neanderthal men that makes sense or neanderthal women being by human men no

56:34

it's just a caveman no

56:35

no no okay no it's the y you know we're xy women are xx you cannot for they can't

56:42

find the y

56:43

let's at least an article i read i mean i don't know if it's accurate facts

56:46

wild but it makes sense yeah

56:49

do you know there's a theory that neanderthals you know we we want to think

56:53

that neanderthals look like

56:54

us they're just different kind of like up heads and big bones they were real

56:59

thick they were just like

57:00

way heavier and denser but there's this crazy theory that they looked like gorillas

57:04

and that we don't

57:05

know what they looked like on the outside and that they had big eyes that they

57:09

could see at night like

57:10

cats yeah damn because they had eyes that are much larger than our eyes and we

57:13

were just smarter than them

57:14

yeah but they like also those theories that they hunted us there's some pretty

57:18

cool documentaries

57:19

on it wouldn't they be uh more thinner no they were bigger they were short yeah

57:24

they were short but

57:25

really heavy they were like five seven 210 pounds so they're like freakishly

57:30

strong like a chimp so

57:32

they're built like you yeah but freakishly strong like a chimp you know like

57:37

not like a human like me i'm

57:39

strong for a human they're strong like a chimp because massive bones massive

57:44

tendons everything's

57:45

dense much bigger thicker heavier bone structure everything different is that

57:49

what makes chimps so

57:50

strong their their tendon strength everything makes them strong first of all

57:54

how much plyometrics do

57:55

those guys do god damn they're just throwing their body through the trees every

57:59

day throwing themselves

58:01

around just no they're just neck and and head i don't know how accurate it is i

58:05

mean head but i

58:06

also heard they don't have any um they don't have any medium uh twitch twitch

58:12

muscle it's all fast

58:13

and they go from zero to a hundred when it comes to anger like gentle like

58:18

rubbing a baby or just

58:20

rip your arm up yeah that makes sense that's all you need in the wild the wild

58:24

you ain't running any

58:24

marathons right you know out there jogging nice slow jog working on your

58:28

fucking zone yeah

58:30

there's no zone down shower bullet one tooth two one eye one two giant he was

58:37

on the prelims too

58:38

they bumped them up yeah well they lost a lot of good fights which is just how

58:44

it goes with this

58:44

fucking sport man it's been really rough this past month though you're like god

58:48

i know especially this

58:49

card jamal hill versus callous olberg i was really looking for jamal versus khalil

58:54

khalil is

58:55

fucking scary and for jamal i kind of like that i don't i hate that jamal hurt

59:00

his knee but i kind

59:01

of like that he's not jumping right back in after getting ko'd because i know

59:05

everybody wants to do

59:06

that because i got to get it back but the reality is he got fucking flatlined

59:10

by one of the scariest

59:11

punchers on earth they're doing a favor and i'm not saying he couldn't win the

59:14

fight i think for the

59:15

longevity of his career it's better that he got hurt olberg's fucking scary too

59:19

yeah and so is khalil

59:21

very scary khalil fights like you just killed his dog he really does khalil's

59:26

terrifying and his

59:27

fucking technique is so sharp here we go kelvin's next versus d-rod misses all

59:33

that weight you know he

59:34

has a show called missing weight where he eats food that's hilarious and then

59:38

he missed weight he's eating

59:40

tacos he goes definitely ain't making weight wait and that came out like a week

59:44

ago he is a wild

59:45

rough dude so he's so talented bro i had a conversation with him maybe eight

59:49

years ago at the

59:50

store eight years ago he was always at the store always at the store we were

59:55

hanging out and i said

59:55

kelvin if you just got disciplined and dropped down to 170 you're a world

59:59

champion he's like i know

1:00:00

i know meanwhile here we are yeah eight years later he's fighting 185. he's

1:00:05

like i know i know check out

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this new show that's great check out this burrito i just ate that's so funny

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man yeah because he's 5'8

1:00:13

i mean he's not tall 85 yeah and now think about it even at 85 i went toe to

1:00:17

toe one of my top

1:00:18

five middleweight fights him versus izzy oh my god how about when izzy at the

1:00:23

end of the round

1:00:24

there's no problem here yeah he goes there's no problem here yeah he goes there's

1:00:26

no problem here

1:00:26

switch one gangster what was that yeah he was like looking at the adam said i'm

1:00:32

prepared to die

1:00:32

yeah well that's because uh who was it uh um who was the ref uh herb dean goes

1:00:38

you know you okay

1:00:38

he goes is there a problem because there's no problem here i'm i'm i'm ready to

1:00:41

die is he different

1:00:44

level different level is he there it is like rating best tacos ever missing

1:00:48

weight with kev kelvin

1:00:49

gaslin that is so funny it's so funny that was four weeks ago it's so funny

1:00:54

that it's called that

1:00:56

that is such a funny funny name does he at least does he own the place nope no

1:01:02

he just does uh he just

1:01:03

loves talking like a lot of these guys they have to do something as they're phasing

1:01:07

out of their

1:01:07

career and some of them do a podcast they do different things but kelvin's just

1:01:11

known for being

1:01:12

i mean it's just an incredible fighter but not that weight that's not his

1:01:16

weight but meanwhile he goes

1:01:18

down to 170 who's he fight sean brady who's a gorilla who's so sean brady was

1:01:23

here on the podcast

1:01:24

he's the man he was walking in front of me and uh we were walking into the

1:01:28

studio his back is like

1:01:30

it's like a triple back it's like got triple back muscles he's fighting gilbert

1:01:34

burns oh i like that

1:01:36

when is that uh they announced i think september i have to check that i've

1:01:40

talked to people that

1:01:40

train with him said his top pressure is all savage the charge wait what's he

1:01:45

walk around 200

1:01:45

probably oh easily 200 i'm 200 he's way bigger than me like i'm looking at his

1:01:49

back his back was

1:01:50

massive man it's he's so thick yeah so strong and elite technique man his jiu-jitsu

1:01:58

technique is so

1:01:58

good but he's a wrestler first right he started out wrestling a black belt in jiu-jitsu

1:02:03

but really

1:02:03

good striking too but he's got that one loss but you know it's to blah blah's

1:02:08

elite too well it's

1:02:10

good no one gives him credit now when blah being like oh brady's just not very

1:02:13

good then you find

1:02:13

out brady's pretty good and that's how good balal is yeah yeah balal's really

1:02:18

good yeah that was

1:02:18

also balal training with khabib and islam and those guys in dagestan which i

1:02:23

think brought him to a

1:02:24

totally new level but i'll tell me that like like just standing up against khabib

1:02:27

is pretty much

1:02:29

impossible for him hey give me the uh lighter d-rod d-rod he's a phone right

1:02:35

can d-rod was so pissed

1:02:37

he was so pissed because the kelvin was so heavy he couldn't do a catchweight

1:02:41

bro headline fight night

1:02:43

september 7th let's go look at kelvin yeah d-rod was pissed because he was like

1:02:48

bro who doesn't make

1:02:50

weight like and he goes and we were down to a catchweight he's too heavy he

1:02:53

came to a catchweight

1:02:54

wait wait they were supposed to do a catch yeah what was it supposed to be uh

1:02:57

one uh i think they

1:02:59

were they tried so they were going to do 175 and they're like you can't do it

1:03:02

180 and can't do it

1:03:04

god damn so kellen did make weight though he made 185. he made 185. well 185 is

1:03:09

what they agreed to

1:03:10

but d-rod d-rod also trains with joe shilling yeah la's finest

1:03:16

but d-rod started as a boxer i think yeah he's fun this is going to be a good

1:03:20

fight as long as it

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doesn't go to the ground this will be an entertaining fight yeah i think it's

1:03:24

going to be a slugfest it

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should be yeah most likely calvin is dangerous on the feet man his his

1:03:32

combinations are so fluid

1:03:34

he's so sharp and fluid off the feet it's just like if kelvin had the kind of

1:03:38

discipline that like

1:03:40

kamaru usman has a little champion world champion world champion you remember

1:03:44

when he fought uriah

1:03:45

hall fuck yeah i mean everybody was like uriah hall's the next anderson silva

1:03:49

and kelvin's like

1:03:50

ultimate fighter finale yep it's a cool story check this out yeah beast look at

1:03:53

i mean come on man he's a

1:03:54

beast where'd he wrestle at because he started knocked out bisping my god in

1:04:00

china yeah i hated that

1:04:01

for bisping that drove me nuts oh tim kennedy there's the bisping one i mean

1:04:06

bro oh my god he's a beast

1:04:10

he is a beast he's a animal man all those clips are from a long time ago that's

1:04:14

the problem he had

1:04:16

the window i don't mean to be a hater but the window was there the window was

1:04:20

there i was hating

1:04:22

i think he trades out of sajuda's camp right yeah they're boys yeah yeah they're

1:04:26

both drinking and

1:04:27

eating together yeah yeah yeah yeah that was from there that was from 15 years

1:04:31

ago but that's real

1:04:33

man it's real i mean i wish that guy would show up that left hand was something

1:04:37

serious yeah you can

1:04:38

crack man it's so hard to maintain the grind and that's what's up especially if

1:04:44

you don't love it

1:04:46

yeah i think after a while they don't love it anymore because it just breaks

1:04:49

well and also the worst part

1:04:50

the worst part of fighting is is cutting weight because those last five pounds

1:04:54

is the worst of

1:04:55

the worst and you're getting older and he enjoys food and you're out for a

1:04:57

while or just injuries too

1:04:59

weight to cut out to to get weight cutting out of that was me that was only me

1:05:04

nobody listened but

1:05:06

he i kept fucking brought it up to them the moment they bought the ufc i pulled

1:05:10

aria aside and i said hey

1:05:11

this is what you should do you really want to do this blow up the weight

1:05:14

classes cut out all the weight

1:05:16

cutting make a big deal about it it's the most dangerous thing in the sport

1:05:19

outside of getting kicked in the

1:05:20

head it's the most dangerous thing in the sport and it's unnecessary getting

1:05:23

kicked in the head is a

1:05:24

part of the sport there's no way you're going to get around it but the most

1:05:26

dangerous thing outside

1:05:27

of that is weight cutting and we can eliminate that is it too late though yeah

1:05:31

oh it's never happened

1:05:32

they don't listen to me how would you do it though i think no one listens to me

1:05:35

no but you can't no one

1:05:36

listens to me you need weight classes and then also joe also wants there to be

1:05:40

no cage and have it on

1:05:41

open field brian brian feels the same way talking about karate combat when we

1:05:45

went to karate no i don't

1:05:49

know about the i don't know about the fighting itself but when we went to

1:05:52

karate combat it was just more

1:05:53

entertaining to not have the cage no you gotta have the cage it started as cage

1:05:57

no no no no you don't

1:05:58

have to have it what you need is a basketball court no we went to see gordon ryan

1:06:03

compete thursday

1:06:04

night right you see everything it's it's we saw them on the mat there's still a

1:06:08

map but it's not a

1:06:09

basketball court-sized mat right it's a big ass mat but still controlled right

1:06:13

but it's a big they also

1:06:14

got to stay in bounds though right yeah they got to stay in bounds they move

1:06:16

them back into bounds which

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is what it should be yeah well the karate combat had like um like blood sport

1:06:22

walls yeah with a ramp yeah

1:06:23

you can't have ramps though because then people would use the ramp it's too

1:06:27

easy to get taken down it's

1:06:28

too easy to get taken down when you get pushed to the ramp but people use the

1:06:31

cage but the cage stops you

1:06:32

from getting taken down the ramp you fall right right if someone's pushing you

1:06:36

and you're near

1:06:37

stairs you're going to fall down but you know what you know what it cut out it

1:06:40

cut out all the like

1:06:41

all the running away yep it for it forced the action yep it does it does yeah

1:06:46

behind the ring i think a

1:06:49

flat surface is the move the large flat surface and then have danger zones

1:06:53

where you can get a point

1:06:54

deducted if you enter into the danger zone too many times if there's like a

1:06:57

warning track on the outside

1:06:59

make the warning track big enough that's good i can adjust and get back in that

1:07:02

makes but too many

1:07:03

times in the warning track should be deducted from your total score and you

1:07:06

could have a large enough

1:07:07

server and everyone will be able to see everything we will see everything how

1:07:10

would you get them or not

1:07:11

cut so much weight we can elevate that no but then people fall off and they die

1:07:15

but you lose if you

1:07:16

fall off no no no no like sumo then it's sumo yeah sumo oh like kumite yeah

1:07:22

just some other way to lose

1:07:24

no no no here's the thing we like for dana it's a business right so we got to

1:07:27

sell this thing it's

1:07:28

tough to sell like pfl has the playoff system i was watching last night i'm

1:07:32

like the

1:07:33

look if dana loses seven million one night and strokes out and they they come

1:07:36

to me that's what i do

1:07:38

i tell them this is what's out over seven milk he just goes crazy joe what

1:07:43

should we do bro just

1:07:45

ruin the business hanging out with him gambling will give you the craziest

1:07:49

anxiety really he's a wild

1:07:51

boy oh my god i walked in and he was six hundred thousand dollars down did you

1:07:55

see him on did you

1:07:56

see him on shannon shop on uh club station no i didn't he was great on there he

1:07:58

was great on there

1:07:59

and he and he talked about it openly like he was like his dream is to bet a

1:08:04

million dollars a hand

1:08:06

he wants to bet a million dollar hand and him and shannon shop started reminiscing

1:08:10

about this old

1:08:11

blackjack place and he said his his strategy is this his first bet is always

1:08:17

the his the highest so he

1:08:20

he goes he goes in on the first bet with the highest that's a high but he also

1:08:23

explained i i didn't i

1:08:25

didn't hear him i don't know if you talked about this on uh sharps podcast but

1:08:28

on schultz's podcast

1:08:30

he's talking about because schultz brought it up he goes and you're banned from

1:08:32

those casinos no

1:08:33

it's stupid i'm not banned what happens is i win so much and i take money from

1:08:38

them so what they do

1:08:39

is the the reserve whatever it used to be 10 million they drop it to like 5 000

1:08:44

so i'm just not

1:08:45

going to play there he's like nobody gets banned he goes you only get banned if

1:08:48

you're cheating

1:08:49

he's so anyone that those rumors i'm banned he's like i'm not banned they just

1:08:52

don't want me to play

1:08:53

there because they did something with him back in the day at the palm he talked

1:08:56

about it yeah he said

1:08:57

he said what they he took him for so much money they went cool and he went back

1:09:01

like shortly after

1:09:02

he won all like millions of dollars came back and they're like yeah your

1:09:04

reserves five grand now he's

1:09:06

like what the not night i play like a million like not anymore because they

1:09:10

they don't they don't want

1:09:12

them there they pulled the rug from yeah they're like no you can play red rocks

1:09:15

like come on down yeah

1:09:15

that's where we went we went to red rocks wow it was nuts man it was your hands

1:09:20

get sweaty just watching

1:09:21

them and then him and taylor taylor luon was gambling with him and he tells taylor

1:09:26

how to bet in five

1:09:28

minutes they were down 120 000 and i'm just sitting there i'm scratching i'm

1:09:33

sweating i can't take that

1:09:35

shit i don't like i don't like like that kind of gambling doesn't make sense to

1:09:39

me i'm like yeah you

1:09:41

know what is the experience is fun when you when you when you have a good

1:09:43

dealer and it's just you and

1:09:45

them maybe you and a couple friends but you know the dealer's telling you how

1:09:48

to bet so you don't got to be an

1:09:49

expert yeah it's like 20 bucks a hand right when you're talking millions though

1:09:54

i don't care how rich

1:09:55

i am i can't do that i couldn't i'm with you i couldn't do that either i think

1:09:58

i i could do it once

1:09:59

as an experience but when they're going like a few times a week yeah i don't

1:10:03

get it or he's on vacation

1:10:05

and hires like somebody to do it on the boat i'll tell you what i like i like

1:10:09

gambling on skill games

1:10:10

like gambling on pool if you're gambling on pool for a lot of money i want to

1:10:13

watch that that's exciting to me

1:10:15

gambling on cards like who knows what the card's going to be get the out of

1:10:20

here with that it's not

1:10:21

for me i don't like you don't like games a chance no i don't i don't like them

1:10:25

at all i don't like

1:10:27

them at all i i mean i know there's skill to it i understand there's like ways

1:10:30

that you can

1:10:31

make it like lean more towards your advantage but here we go i like games where

1:10:36

you're you're in control

1:10:37

of your own destiny here we go look at kelvin wow d-rod's coming out hot yeah

1:10:43

he should too

1:10:43

yeah well especially probably thinks that kelvin's probably out of shape

1:10:47

i mean kelvin had a tough camp he probably he's always thick though and with

1:10:53

skinny ass legs

1:10:54

yep you know he doesn't have big legs but damn that dude gets some power and

1:10:57

his gas tank's ridiculous

1:10:59

like look at his butt he's got that corner body he got zero butt yeah he's um

1:11:05

he's a guy who you

1:11:07

wouldn't think can kick ass to that level oh he's such a stud like he's so good

1:11:11

if you fought him on

1:11:12

the beach you'd be like all right well this guy looks like he's out of shape i'm

1:11:14

gonna whoop spongebob's

1:11:16

yeah you know he's built like spongebob didn't somebody have that little gut

1:11:19

gives you more power

1:11:21

absolutely not no no you don't want that you don't want that but he's got look

1:11:25

at his back man

1:11:26

i mean he's not small his back is and he has one of the greatest chins he's

1:11:30

also got speed

1:11:32

actually he's surprisingly fast man yeah he's got like fluid combinations yes

1:11:37

yes and he has the

1:11:37

head like a rot one and his head movement is good oh yeah good because

1:11:41

everything high level of course

1:11:42

it's just a discipline thing yeah it's just a discipline thing i think he could

1:11:46

have been an

1:11:46

absolute world champion at 170. it's almost i mean what is he like 35 now how

1:11:51

old is he yeah it's too

1:11:53

well 35 stuff how old is kelvin jamie he'll put he's 30 32 i think 33 33 32 32

1:12:01

that's crazy 32. bro

1:12:03

that's crazy as long as he's been around yeah uriah hall's out of the game uriah

1:12:07

hall's already done

1:12:08

retired how many fights does he have though he could fight he could fight he

1:12:11

could suck down in 70 and fight

1:12:13

three more years if he really got serious he's not going to suck that's tough

1:12:16

also those guys down

1:12:16

at 70 they're enormous now you missed that boat 28th monsters 28 32 it's tough

1:12:23

at 170 it's very tough

1:12:25

well also those 170 guys are gigantic imagine him and michael venom page michael

1:12:29

venom page is so big

1:12:31

you know how about michael perera before he dropped down made they made him

1:12:35

fight up to 185 he was so big

1:12:37

there's a few but it's very rare not frankie edgar is like the last of the mohicans

1:12:46

when he was

1:12:46

fighting at 55 he actually weighed 155 pounds but damn he was so durable

1:12:51

because he didn't cut the weight

1:12:52

he could bounce back he wasn't depleted these guys all deplete the out of

1:12:56

themselves

1:12:57

now it's like a science it should be frankie fought at 55. i thought he fought

1:13:00

at 45. no no he started

1:13:02

that's amazing because the bj penn is a huge too he beat bj in his prime at his

1:13:07

fights against ben hendo

1:13:09

i mean gray mania gray mater fights were crazy yep whenever you see a fight

1:13:13

that gets stopped too

1:13:15

quickly watch the frankie edgar gray manor fights because jesus christ yeah

1:13:20

they could have stopped those

1:13:20

fights 100 times yep oh damn nice jab by kelvin nice jab bro people forget kelvin

1:13:28

is good and if

1:13:29

you're just gonna stand with him you're just gonna stand with him it's super

1:13:32

dangerous incredible he's

1:13:34

beaten and almost beaten the best in the world it's his head movement man his

1:13:38

head movement's incredible

1:13:39

and it's just the punches are so fluid he does everything well he reaches like

1:13:45

it's got look at that

1:13:48

but d-rod's solid too man but he can stand at the edge of the pocket man he

1:13:51

knows exactly how far

1:13:52

your reach is look at that i'm surprised kelvin's not going for a takedown

1:13:55

could be a cardio issue

1:13:57

look at the way he's standing he knows exactly he hardly ever does though you

1:14:00

know kelvin a guy like

1:14:02

d-rod you'd probably want to shoot in on but look at this he's having success

1:14:06

on the feet though oh good

1:14:07

combination left and right oh kelvin is teeing off kelvin's gonna win this

1:14:11

fight man if he's

1:14:12

just keeps how can you say this it's 122 in the first round because i'm

1:14:16

watching things

1:14:17

happen right get caught you got ahead of your wheels am i over my skis yeah i'm

1:14:22

over my skis

1:14:22

sorry guys i'm an aristocrat i use uh rich man sport analogies i think that's

1:14:28

the right analogy

1:14:29

anyway i think over your wheels doesn't even exist i think i made it up right

1:14:32

there you got over your

1:14:33

skis it could be over your wheels though you could i guess you could i mean you're

1:14:39

on a unicycle

1:14:40

uh-oh oh d-rod look at this nodding kelvin's got a head like a how you taking a

1:14:45

left hand

1:14:46

like that d-rides oh good shot by d-rides this is slugfest is exactly what i

1:14:50

expected this to be

1:14:51

yeah and that's what kelvin loves he loves these kind of exchanges he forces

1:14:56

guys in these combination

1:14:57

extended combination slugfests look at that that oh oh nice nice nice faint up

1:15:05

top and then left to

1:15:06

the body so i assume if kelvin wins this fight he's just gonna stay at 85 you

1:15:13

know why not why not

1:15:15

you're gonna you gotta you're never gonna beat those dreckus duplicy guys those

1:15:19

massive 85ers god

1:15:21

there's guys at 80 70s even deeper right look at it's true kelvin's look at his

1:15:26

head look at his

1:15:27

head movement slipping so he's one of the best chins ever as well but he can

1:15:30

also slip really well he

1:15:31

sees those shots coming right in the he stands right in the pocket look at this

1:15:34

he probably should

1:15:34

do some boxing great agreed i'd like to see him fight jake paul how about that

1:15:39

that'd be an

1:15:40

interesting fight yeah it'd be hard to sell get some money yeah it'd be hard to

1:15:43

sell because he's not

1:15:44

big enough name yeah yo how many people are counting out mike perry isn't that

1:15:47

interesting i'm not

1:15:47

counting bro it's wild to me and then in all the comments like oh dude you must

1:15:51

think it's bare

1:15:52

knuckle this is box and i'm like oh you don't know what a dog mike perry is

1:15:59

yeah he's a pitbull you

1:16:00

need to do your goddamn research there's no quit he's a game bread pitbull he's

1:16:04

even getting your face for

1:16:06

all eight of those rounds anyone's like oh this is a gimmick fight i'm like you're

1:16:10

a moron but you're

1:16:11

into mike tyson fight get the fuck out of here yeah mike perry's dangerous that's

1:16:15

a super most dangerous

1:16:17

right when is the mike tyson fight it's supposed to be in november supposed to

1:16:21

be but that is

1:16:22

who knows if it's ever going to happen i mean mike has ulcers he's a 58 year

1:16:27

old man thing ever to get

1:16:29

out of the fight oh mike that's like a ceo problem yeah he got on a plane yeah

1:16:34

mike perry's fighting in july

1:16:35

it's july 20th yeah yep the mike tyson fight is in uh november in tampa florida

1:16:41

which is like mike

1:16:42

that's mike perry's like that's his source that's like the the land that's tom

1:16:46

cruise down there bro

1:16:47

it's fucking he's the man i mean he's become very famous because of bare knuckle

1:16:52

look at kelvin look

1:16:53

he's the face of bare knuckles tired at all he's fine dude a guy to because

1:16:57

remember in the ufc he

1:16:59

wasn't a huge name he was fun to watch we didn't have like a great record and

1:17:02

we're like all right he's

1:17:03

fun but he's not gonna be world champ leaves so i'm gonna do bare knuckle and

1:17:07

then just starts

1:17:08

being the out all these hall of famers crazy it's such a fun story dude bro you

1:17:13

got so many pouches

1:17:13

in your mouth you sound like a squirrel

1:17:30

squirrel shop whoa d-rod just left one um this is a very good fight hey man

1:17:37

give me some of those

1:17:38

smelling salts oh let's go take it easy now you talk i could i could see you

1:17:46

man time to come back

1:17:54

let's go

1:18:03

oh come on you're good you're good you're good man that one's tough

1:18:17

devil horns devil horns oh yeah you can get one more bro that's it we're off

1:18:40

i'm sweating

1:18:47

i had no idea you could dance so well yeah once i get the chair under me and i

1:19:01

feel like my legs fit in

1:19:03

this little thing you got those jeans i'm about to take a salsa class i want to

1:19:06

learn how to do the

1:19:08

really yeah i take some you want to take one class and then you'll blow off the

1:19:12

next one

1:19:12

really yeah you'll call in like you sure as fuck can't doing those uggs me and

1:19:16

my wife

1:19:16

have a salsa come to the house usually has crocs on oh no crocs my bad you can't

1:19:21

do you can't

1:19:21

salsa with crocs brian simpson has two separate crocs that he wears to the

1:19:25

mothership one crocs which are

1:19:27

walking around crocs and then he changes them in the green room and puts on his

1:19:31

stage crocs what dude

1:19:33

respect respect i hate crocs but respect for that but my kids had crocs kids

1:19:40

love crocs dude i

1:19:42

middle of the night took them through in the trash they fall off they're so

1:19:46

comfortable i don't

1:19:47

understand what everybody's saying those are what salahi crocs what's that he

1:19:52

he it's a collaboration

1:19:54

between crocs and the vice president of uh versace so the this is his special

1:20:00

oh it's like a finger

1:20:01

it looks like a fingerprint he's missing gasoline gasoline's a ghost right now

1:20:05

look at that oh well

1:20:06

yeah let me see oh d-rod d-rod came back there nice he's missing he's catching

1:20:11

glove

1:20:12

catching air he caught him with the left hook and the right hand right there i

1:20:15

think d-rod just looks

1:20:16

a little stiff well that's tired he's older too oh it's a great fight it's a slugfest

1:20:23

brian you

1:20:24

just wear those uh crocs for comfort you're more about comfort mostly yeah but

1:20:29

i kind of

1:20:29

up pinky toe so like sometimes my feet you and conor mcgregor yeah yeah you

1:20:33

just hurt my feet training

1:20:34

one thing you guys have in common connor training regimen you have wide feet

1:20:38

yeah super wide feet

1:20:39

you're asking random questions well because he wears you wear so my feeder he

1:20:45

wears so many crocs you

1:20:46

know i don't know oh nice cap kick and a right hook i got like all the colors

1:20:50

oh nice jab yeah when calvin gets

1:20:54

jumping around on them feet oh this is a wild fight moves his head man he's got

1:20:59

he's just this

1:21:00

this fight will get you and those shots very confused as to what kind of

1:21:03

punches you can actually

1:21:05

take in the face kelvin looks as good as he's ever looked i'm sorry no come on

1:21:08

that's not true

1:21:09

do you see the izzy fight shut your fucking mouth so not true great it's so not

1:21:12

true he's not

1:21:13

great he looks good he put away world champions i get a little excited yeah

1:21:19

that was a good left hand but

1:21:20

he's tim kennedy fight yeah

1:21:21

god damn i can breathe after those things

1:21:26

every time i think of gastronom i just think of i just remember the interview

1:21:31

where he had the

1:21:32

he had some kind of on his skin you know like staff yeah yeah kelvin did yeah

1:21:38

he like oh that was a good

1:21:39

left hand by d-rod

1:21:40

what a we started arabians like these mexicans in five oh finally take down

1:21:49

finally

1:21:50

with zero seconds to go that counts it that's the end that's good way to end

1:21:55

around and so is this

1:21:58

the co-main no no what's the co-main uh volkov and uh sergey pavlovich oh that's

1:22:05

a tasty fight

1:22:06

that's good and they were training partners in the way in and this they the ufc

1:22:10

did this to me and

1:22:10

mitrion at the wayans volkov goes why would you accept this fight he's like i

1:22:14

didn't they're like

1:22:15

they said you did he's like i didn't they start fighting that's what the ufc

1:22:18

does i don't know

1:22:19

who knows if they do it now but not accept but ask for it right like when uh joe

1:22:23

silva called me

1:22:24

to fight mitrion they call me and he called me dragon goes mitch Jones asking

1:22:29

to fight you man

1:22:30

i don't know i thought you guys were friends he goes you know he wants to fight

1:22:33

you i went matt does

1:22:34

he goes yeah you got a contract that's in toronto if you if you want to fight i'm

1:22:37

like what the

1:22:38

i'm like let me think about it i call matt i'm like dude what the you want to

1:22:42

fight i thought

1:22:43

we're friends he goes i don't want to fight you i told them no that's hilarious

1:22:47

so what you don't

1:22:48

fight your friends yeah you don't want to but sometimes you have no fucking

1:22:51

choice hey bro we

1:22:53

need this bread exactly tell me to fight like me and shane carwin had an

1:22:57

agreement where we would

1:22:58

never fight each other unless it was for the title that's a good agreement yeah

1:23:02

titles different animal

1:23:04

that changes your life oh this is the third round i thought that was the second

1:23:08

round oh left hand by kelvin

1:23:10

it can ruin your friendship though right yeah but you got a family especially

1:23:14

if you do something

1:23:15

to somebody you really fuck them up you know but title shot that has changed

1:23:20

your life you win that

1:23:21

you're talking about yeah it's real money it's everything that's why you

1:23:25

started the sport we're

1:23:26

friends but yeah at the end of the day it's a one-on-one sport that's right it's

1:23:31

an individual

1:23:31

competition that's the only way you get points right pay-per-view points well

1:23:35

you not only do you

1:23:36

got to win the title you got to defend it then you get points oh so you don't

1:23:39

get points on the no oh

1:23:40

man does anybody get pay-per-view points on the title possibility connor would

1:23:46

don't you get don't you get

1:23:47

pay-per-view points if you're headlining though no if you're main event no no

1:23:50

gaston gaston's

1:23:51

rugged you have to be a defending champion it's just rugged and and depending

1:23:55

what weight class too

1:23:56

like mighty mass didn't get uh uh pay-per-view points for until it's like fifth

1:24:00

defense or some

1:24:01

shit because the ufc's argument was yeah we're putting you on there you might

1:24:06

be made event but

1:24:07

we stack the cards because you're not bringing in the viewership what goes down

1:24:13

in november do they

1:24:15

have november set up yet john jones stipe is that 100 pretty hundo john jones

1:24:20

back to training i'm so

1:24:22

against that you're against what why i don't want to see stipe fight no more

1:24:25

the last fight the last

1:24:27

fight he's done and if this is going to be john's last fight i don't i wanted

1:24:31

to be a brian simpson

1:24:33

makes a stand i don't want to see stipe fight anymore you want to see him fight

1:24:36

tom aspinall yes

1:24:38

like imagine him going out like that yeah you know really what i want is the

1:24:43

time machine and i want to

1:24:45

go back and keep francis ingano there i love that francis made a ton of money i

1:24:48

love that he dropped

1:24:50

tyson fury i do not love the joshua fight that was sad watching him getting k-o'd

1:24:55

like that against

1:24:56

anthony joshua i was like it's like you're just fighting one of the best boxers

1:25:00

that's ever competed

1:25:01

at heavyweight who's a knockout puncher who really knows how to box who's an olympic

1:25:05

gold medalist and

1:25:06

you've had one boxing right one bad idea it wouldn't get sanctioned usually one

1:25:10

one against a

1:25:11

a hell of a fighter one of the best but a guy who's been drinking and doing

1:25:14

coke and barely paying

1:25:15

attention and didn't take you serious yeah didn't take you serious and you

1:25:18

dropped him but then he

1:25:19

also might have he also might have had an incentive to keep that fight going

1:25:22

for a long time i'm not

1:25:23

saying anything but what yeah i said it who mike tyson fury shut the up he may

1:25:29

have had you're

1:25:30

ridiculous you're you're so wrong no i'm not you can't you couldn't be oh yeah

1:25:33

kelvin got him down

1:25:34

again you don't know what that you have no idea there's not a chance in hell

1:25:37

there's not a chance

1:25:39

in hell that tyson fury carried him huh he was terrified of his power he got

1:25:44

dropped with a furious

1:25:46

left hook in the left round he got rocked in the eighth round bro it's the same

1:25:49

thing that you see

1:25:50

in the usig fight he's not all there anymore those fights with dionte wilder

1:25:55

took something out of him

1:25:56

100 percent dionte wilder in those days was the most terrifying knockout puncher

1:26:02

in the history of the

1:26:03

heavyweight division i believe he dropped him twice in that last fight and rocked

1:26:08

him bad and i feel

1:26:09

like we don't really i feel like we don't appreciate dionte uh wilder as much

1:26:13

as we should you know how

1:26:14

it is man once a guy loses you start thinking about him as the guy that just

1:26:18

lost that's so wild to me

1:26:19

yeah i don't i don't i don't either especially for somebody that started boxing

1:26:23

late in life

1:26:24

i think he started when he's 23 i don't think i think i still think that tyson

1:26:27

fury fight

1:26:28

did you not hear him talking yeah but i'm just saying i'm finishing my thought

1:26:33

yeah but you're

1:26:33

finishing your thought while he's talking that's kind of crazy yeah but you we

1:26:36

were already having

1:26:37

our conversation and then you you moved on i'm saying that the idea that tyson

1:26:41

fury didn't have a

1:26:42

bag of tricks and he didn't carry him for me it's very strange to me it's very

1:26:47

strange i don't know

1:26:48

maybe he was maybe he didn't train at all he looked fat he looked out of shape

1:26:51

you know he was partying

1:26:52

everybody said he was partying he's one of the greatest heavyweights of all

1:26:55

time for sure but

1:26:57

he's also fighting a mountain of a man with insane physical abilities that

1:27:01

caught him with a vicious

1:27:02

left hook in the second round if he was carrying that dude all that would be

1:27:05

out the window after

1:27:06

you get dropped and rocked like that oh god damn here it is boom it's a weird

1:27:11

thing too because you

1:27:12

want francis to go on and make all the money but you selfishly wish he was

1:27:17

still in the oc to fight

1:27:18

john jones but even if you fought john jones he he made 10 times more money

1:27:24

fighting tyson and anthony

1:27:25

joshua yeah close he probably did he probably he did yeah i don't know what do

1:27:29

you know what he made

1:27:30

what did he make for the tyson fury fight they announced it no i think with the

1:27:35

paper he was

1:27:36

was like almost 20. wow yeah and then anthony joshua probably another good

1:27:40

amount yeah yeah i just

1:27:42

think with boxing especially the thing is no one had seen francis fight as a

1:27:48

boxer and no one knew

1:27:50

what to expect surprised everyone but then anthony joshua got to study his

1:27:53

style and see the holes in

1:27:54

his game and he exploited them like a professional and that's and that's why i

1:27:59

said i said the the

1:28:00

the shock factor is gone and and when he fights anthony joshua this is how it

1:28:05

should work you're

1:28:06

going to see how it really goes down so the mma guys are like man francis do it

1:28:09

maybe i'm jumping

1:28:10

into boxing yes and no yeah because when he fought anthony that's really how it

1:28:14

should work that's how

1:28:15

the world should work right unfortunately right unfortunately yes but i'll tell

1:28:18

you what if francis

1:28:19

had gotten into boxing when he got into the oc he would be a heavyweight

1:28:22

champion of the world 110

1:28:24

speaking of a knockout artist can we can we get flank his flowers oh my god javante

1:28:29

davis oh my god

1:28:30

we're talking about how he he's not a boxer but that is so technically saying

1:28:34

that he's one of the best

1:28:35

well hold on he's the he's the the best knockout artist in boxing today yeah

1:28:39

easy easy he knocks on

1:28:41

everybody everybody he sets up his power shots like like a technician and it's

1:28:47

crazy did nothing special about

1:28:49

the way he looks like physically no he's tiny doesn't look like a power puncher

1:28:54

he just looks

1:28:55

like a regular guy but his power is extraordinary yeah bro and then and then

1:28:59

that little that little

1:29:00

bit of that little extra something he got from he got from being around floyd

1:29:03

for that little bit

1:29:04

that helped for sure man he and bud crawford and floyd hate each other

1:29:08

no but he and bud crawford are in class by themselves

1:29:11

crawford's another one it's just incredible well i mean very very different

1:29:15

style for sure but

1:29:16

gervonta is the most economical the thing is like he keeps you backing up and

1:29:21

he wears you out without

1:29:22

even using too much energy and then as he gets you into the later rounds you're

1:29:25

starting to slow down

1:29:26

and he's just warmed up his boxing iq's wild wild those highland guys figure

1:29:31

your patterns out they

1:29:32

just figure out what you're doing all of these things are him like breaking

1:29:36

down his opponent

1:29:37

and and then he and then they watch the fight that happened and he was exactly

1:29:40

he's a technician

1:29:41

yeah when it comes to boxing yeah but that's what makes the really good guys

1:29:44

good is they they can

1:29:45

figure you out what he's been doing since he was a child calvin won this fight

1:29:48

right yeah here's the

1:29:51

decision he had to tell you what i'm really excited i love how the saudi arabian

1:29:55

uh government and the

1:29:57

people the royal family's throwing the way they spend their money and they want

1:30:00

to do terence crawford

1:30:01

canelo alvarez i'm all in how dope is that guy went oh i like boxing calvin

1:30:07

they go why don't these two

1:30:08

guys fight like it's money goes oh i have money yeah oh okay hey you guys we

1:30:13

have a lot of money

1:30:14

yeah and we we print it what how much and they're giving it to him the boys are

1:30:19

getting paid let me

1:30:20

tell you something saudi arabia they could come to the ufc and go we will buy

1:30:23

you for 200 billion

1:30:25

dollars yeah and then all of a sudden the ufc is saudi arabia yeah yeah that's

1:30:30

what dana was saying to

1:30:30

shannon about fighter pay he was like yeah these guys these guys got so much

1:30:34

money they don't care if they

1:30:35

lose money he's like i care if i lose money unless he's gambling well yeah and

1:30:38

then like in the same

1:30:39

conversation he was like yeah i bet a hundred thousand dollars here's the whole

1:30:42

thing on fighter

1:30:43

pain obviously back in the day i was super hard on it but my argument has kind

1:30:48

of changed too where

1:30:49

because you're not a fighter no more no but as a businessman you're on the

1:30:52

outside looking in

1:30:54

like you can argue all you want about fighter pay and how much they should be

1:30:57

paying

1:30:58

what other leagues are around you know i'm saying like you look at the

1:31:02

longevity of the ufc you look how

1:31:04

massive the ufc is off their pace structure they're doing something right oh

1:31:08

yeah as far as the

1:31:09

business they're doing something right all these other leagues listen i watched

1:31:13

pfl last night i

1:31:14

watch everything i'm degenerate there's nothing even remotely close to the ufc

1:31:18

close thing is one

1:31:19

championship because they'll do some jujitsu to do muay thai yeah and they have

1:31:23

high level guys

1:31:24

the production's really good dude it's ufc and then everybody else is so far

1:31:29

behind man everyone's like

1:31:30

we got to change fighter pay it's like we can we can that's affliction you know

1:31:35

so it's it's it's

1:31:35

this weird thing let me ask the fighter is the pfl still doing that wacky point

1:31:40

thing and yeah i'm

1:31:41

watching last night and you know i'm balls deep in the fight now i was like i

1:31:43

don't know what the

1:31:44

is going on i don't know what the is going on it's too confusing they made it

1:31:47

complicated for no

1:31:48

reason explain that it's so weird they have a playoff system if it's also like

1:31:52

if you win by knockout

1:31:54

you get x amount of points if you win by submission you get x amount of points

1:31:56

and that affects your

1:31:57

pay i don't know no so so the way they're standing yeah so they then they put

1:32:02

you in playoffs like

1:32:03

seeds so there's a regular season there's the playoffs so you have to have a

1:32:07

certain amount of

1:32:07

points to get to the playoffs and that depends on your seating so win is three

1:32:11

points it draws one

1:32:12

point loss zero points round one stoppage three point round two stoppage two

1:32:15

points round three

1:32:16

stoppage one bonus point that's stupid now describe that to a casual yeah

1:32:21

example fighters win the first

1:32:22

round tko six points get out of here with all that that's so dumb i i hate it

1:32:27

and a submission is

1:32:28

one point i it none of it makes any sense and they have no stars it's tough

1:32:33

dude it's stoppage

1:32:34

submission counts is this for if you're fighting in a tournament well it is a

1:32:37

regular season they have

1:32:39

a playoff and the whoever wins the playoff becomes a champion you get a million

1:32:43

bucks listen to me pfl

1:32:45

abandon ship stop abandon ship stop no one likes it no one loves mma more than

1:32:50

us and we hate it

1:32:51

i fucking hate it and then also get rid of bellator just make it all under one

1:32:55

banner

1:32:56

quit doing trying all that good it's a good name well how do they decide the ufc

1:33:01

rankings

1:33:01

based on who's winning it's voted on it's based on the experts are deciding

1:33:06

like a lot of term but yeah yeah like the press a lot of press yeah

1:33:11

yeah same same way uh like the bc rankings bcs rankings they're the best they're

1:33:17

the best rankings

1:33:18

we currently have available and most people agree on them they're very close to

1:33:22

what i would say

1:33:23

are accurate yeah the only very rarely disagree with the rankings oh that's my

1:33:26

bull right yeah the only

1:33:27

time you disagree is like the pound for pound list which is stupid anyways it's

1:33:31

so subjective yeah it's so

1:33:32

weird but it's like john jones or islam you know you could say islam you could

1:33:37

say john jones i see both

1:33:39

arguments and then the goat pound for pound or the goat list i see gsp i see

1:33:44

the argument for mighty

1:33:45

mouse it's all about time john yeah it's time period i didn't know rose was

1:33:49

still fighting yep yeah

1:33:51

yeah i don't like the fact she's fighting at flyweight though dude how about

1:33:54

page van zandt is doing slap

1:33:56

fighting is that real bring it up jamie why page van zandt it's announced the

1:34:01

last fight she had

1:34:03

she lost that porn stars flyweight how come she got dropped she got dropped it

1:34:07

was a draw in the rematch

1:34:08

i think in november is it a real porn star is the only fan star girls it's

1:34:12

still real

1:34:12

it's real to me streamer like a street like a twitch it's real to me situation

1:34:17

it's real

1:34:17

it's real to me you don't like rose at flyweight how come i think she's better

1:34:23

at straw weight i think

1:34:24

it's straw weight at 115 she carries power you know she's she's big for the

1:34:27

weight class she knocked out

1:34:29

you know joanna you and jay check she's really legit at that weight i think at

1:34:34

25 it's probably not as

1:34:35

hard for her to cut the weight and that's why she wants to do it but i just don't

1:34:39

see it man right

1:34:40

i just think she's a flyweight you know contender she's a strawweight champion

1:34:45

you know and she's had

1:34:46

incredible fights at strawweight oh yeah this does nothing for me me neither

1:34:52

there's a massive fan base for

1:34:54

it i can't figure out your boy tony's balls loves it he loves it but he's he is

1:34:58

pro wrestling he's a pro

1:34:59

wrestling heel i i loved it coming up tony who henchlet oh when we were kids he

1:35:04

loves it yeah me too

1:35:05

yeah yeah i loved it when i was 12. yeah me too then my dad was like hulk hogan's

1:35:09

not and then my nuts

1:35:10

dropped yeah then my dad then my dad was like you know macho man can't fight

1:35:14

right page van zand to

1:35:15

compete at power slap eight slap fighting debut okay don't do it page here's my

1:35:20

question why well when

1:35:21

she fought rachel ostevik at bare knuckle i'm like please ladies you're so you're

1:35:25

both so pretty don't

1:35:27

don't ruin your faces i know the prettiest girls in the sport please save that

1:35:30

for the warlocks please

1:35:31

you guys should just abandon it and start making out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

1:35:38

she's uh she stayed

1:35:39

relevant with slap fighting i i get being relevant but she also has she makes a

1:35:43

ton of money off only

1:35:44

fans i and there's no there's no talent to get slashing that fame i was chasing

1:35:49

that fame to the end

1:35:50

of boy i can't get i cannot understand it well or it's a business decision you

1:35:54

say okay i'll do a slap

1:35:55

fighting that oh that'll be that'll be x number of subscribers to my only fans

1:35:59

as long as you stay in

1:36:00

people's faces unless she makes a deal where i get to slap first can you do

1:36:05

that can you say i'll fight

1:36:07

you but i get to slap first i think you gotta like i don't know how they do it

1:36:10

they they flip the rig that

1:36:12

fuck that quarter yeah danisol rigged that quarter yeah i can't believe it's

1:36:15

this she gets slapped first

1:36:16

and gets k-o'd with one slap by some bull dyke have you seen the girl she's

1:36:20

fighting no i mean you nailed it

1:36:22

is that it you don't see a lot of hot girls doing slap fighting let me see who

1:36:28

she's fighting who's

1:36:29

paige van zant fighting jamie what are we doing here i just it's free brain

1:36:35

damage like why you could hit

1:36:37

someone so hard with a slap because you're not everybody thinks of a slap as

1:36:41

like the palm in the face that is

1:36:43

not what's happening you're getting palm striked in the face full blast

1:36:47

terrible from from a full swing

1:36:50

like this you know what the problem is i because i i think part of the hatred

1:36:54

of slap fight and i used

1:36:55

to be so hard on it now i'm like whatever do you dana with that the problem is

1:37:00

is they combined it and

1:37:01

started posting promoting it on the ufc channel and then that's when you piss

1:37:04

me off i'm like no no don't

1:37:06

don't confuse the public here separate them well they got this being doing

1:37:10

commentary for it i feel

1:37:11

like i would do come i would do it like like when i start out biz beans doing i'm

1:37:15

like yeah get your

1:37:16

money dog if the ufc is cocaine slap slap fighting is is crack crack yeah yeah

1:37:21

it's like it's the dirty

1:37:22

not even not because ufc is complicated like this is here's who's the gal she's

1:37:28

fighting like it's so

1:37:30

pretty no if if ufc is like flaming young look she's practicing on a rubber

1:37:35

doll hilarious slap

1:37:37

oh look at the girl she's oh yeah the girl she's fighting has been through a

1:37:39

lot of truck stops

1:37:40

oh man that's it yeah look at the girl she's fighting a handsome woman look at

1:37:44

that girl that

1:37:45

girl does not give a if you give her a scar that's oh my god that's a big

1:37:49

strong lady she

1:37:49

gonna slap the out of you oh she's got a good slap too oh my goodness she's got

1:37:53

an iron face like

1:37:54

she looks like a lady to like like turn on the oven through some yeah grab a

1:37:58

hot pan yeah you know

1:37:59

what i mean no mitt no oven mitt a long winter you know what i'm saying yeah

1:38:03

yeah yeah yeah survives

1:38:04

eating dogs in the woods she's like me and the kids why is she eating dogs in

1:38:09

the woods i don't know

1:38:11

isn't it weird how they put powder on their hands to make it like more like

1:38:15

like more crazy but to be

1:38:16

fair like it's crush on social media you know what they probably got that from

1:38:20

cad williams

1:38:21

remember where he played the pimp yeah paddle me up paddle me up well lebron

1:38:26

slap fighting's been

1:38:26

around forever dude russia was like what the fuck we've been doing this for a

1:38:29

hundred years so

1:38:30

this is the girl she's fighting this is i saw they just approved the car jiu-jitsu

1:38:34

in new

1:38:34

york or something that's wild that's an industrial bitch why would you do this

1:38:38

man look at she's

1:38:39

getting down low dude the girl she's slapping oh this is the worst not bad her

1:38:45

eyes all cocked

1:38:48

oh blow you she's got them lip implants too no no thank you this is she's

1:38:53

probably worried her

1:38:54

lip implants gonna get blown out are you allowed to go with it no you can't go

1:38:57

with it oh oh she got

1:39:00

ko'd oh bro this is the girl she's fighting in those a6 and that girl got ko'd

1:39:05

look at her legs

1:39:06

twisted up that's a wrap that's really bad for you they don't have something

1:39:09

for you to fall back on

1:39:11

it's someone catches you no they do forrest griffin yeah yeah that's a major

1:39:14

brain injury look at that

1:39:16

real legit and then you got like mark smith legit mma referee who's refereeing

1:39:21

it it's like that

1:39:22

crossover that's my problem the crossover if they were just done it completely

1:39:25

independent do you

1:39:26

man but when you start mixing the lines how did this get sanctioned but why did

1:39:29

they let her fall

1:39:30

i don't know yeah i don't know watch this kale first of all you don't close

1:39:35

your eyes

1:39:36

bad move why because you want to see it coming you want to tighten up appears

1:39:40

you want to prepare for

1:39:41

it she did not see it coming and it probably led to her getting chaos look at

1:39:44

this look at the swing

1:39:46

so bad for you once your head dips down like that the huck too spit on that

1:39:51

thing i hate i hate it

1:39:53

i think it's the worst part of our culture right there that's just i don't see

1:39:57

that's the shittiest

1:39:58

part of our culture but but if people are making money and that's their only

1:40:01

option do your thing man

1:40:02

fuck all of it making money that's what we worship what do you worship brian i'm

1:40:07

glad you asked art

1:40:09

i'm an artist jesus christ here we go i like open the door jesus christ pull

1:40:13

out your pens so these

1:40:15

guys train together they're buddies i worship that which you can't measure from

1:40:19

mother russia boy they

1:40:20

look exactly the same like two brothers yeah similar like one's tall one's

1:40:23

thick yeah one drank more milk

1:40:26

that's just a straight knockout more beef just fucking bulk off so big oh he

1:40:31

was really good

1:40:32

before he got to the ufc at bellator yeah yeah volkov was really freaking good

1:40:37

really picture at your

1:40:38

house is that kanye's girl it's the it's one of those guys i never understand

1:40:42

why doesn't use a jab more

1:40:43

that's dope yeah what do you mean that no no no i bought it oh sick what's that

1:40:50

what do you know

1:40:51

remember that old picture of kanye with his like new wife looked like she's

1:40:54

being held hostage

1:40:55

yeah somebody replaced him with darth vader like and like made her princess

1:40:59

layers that's pretty

1:41:00

dope i bought the print i thought you did with your android or some

1:41:04

shit i need to get me one of those man you probably could if i had the artistic

1:41:09

skill to put all make

1:41:10

all my ideas happen you'd be rich i'm waiting for that that's why i'm waiting

1:41:14

for this ai to kick

1:41:15

golf have uh joe talk deal on you put a uh nerwink in your there's another

1:41:20

company that just released

1:41:21

some videos of this new ai text prompt to video and it's even more insane than

1:41:26

sora have you seen that

1:41:27

jamie fucking insane what is it you could just you you put in the ai like say

1:41:34

um dark alleyway mysterious

1:41:37

stranger in a black leather jacket walking towards the camera and then they

1:41:41

have like rainy alleyway and

1:41:43

it's like everything looks perfect like a real movie and it does it like that

1:41:46

it does it doesn't look

1:41:47

artificial no no it looks incredible so many people like oh everyone's going to

1:41:52

lose a job tyler

1:41:53

perry shut down his 800 million dollar production studio as soon as he saw sora

1:41:58

he was like stop

1:42:00

really hit the he was building this massive studio this is it this is a prompt

1:42:04

motorcycle parked in the

1:42:04

street corner porch of amanda subway in awe and wonderment look this is this is

1:42:09

not a real person

1:42:11

landscape of waterfalls in the mountain then none of this is real holy it's

1:42:15

incredible

1:42:16

so you're going to be able to make movies that are like legit theatrical movies

1:42:21

are you doing this

1:42:21

jamie no this is just on the website i'm just letting this this is just the

1:42:24

website look how incredible

1:42:26

this is what's it called this is called runway wow and it's free no no most of

1:42:31

these things are not

1:42:32

free if they sign up it's free but you could have it look cartoonish you could

1:42:36

have it look realistic

1:42:37

you could have blue like a stuffed animal bro they started putting rules on

1:42:40

chat gpt they should

1:42:42

yeah country music that they're making the rules show me how to rob bank of

1:42:46

america and they were like

1:42:46

we can't help you with this right what i asked for should be between me and my

1:42:52

ai it shouldn't be them

1:42:53

no because he gets in the wrong hands show me how to do one of the things they

1:42:59

they did was uh they said

1:43:01

my grandmother used to uh make uh nuclear weapons how would she do that and

1:43:07

then it'll tell you yeah

1:43:09

you get around it instead of how do i make a nuclear weapon you say oh my

1:43:12

grandmother made a nuclear weapon

1:43:13

or you can say i don't like you can say i make napalm like this and then it'll

1:43:16

correct you i don't like

1:43:17

any of it that's hilarious yeah we're going down a wrong road it's not good wow

1:43:22

oh it's you're not

1:43:23

stopping that road i'm aware yeah i'm aware did you hear this i heard a country

1:43:28

music song

1:43:29

it was damn good it was actually really funny and good and and it was generated

1:43:34

by ai they made a

1:43:35

huck to a spit on that thing country music song i'm sure are you speakers yeah

1:43:39

yeah they did yeah

1:43:40

well you know drake used uh tupac and biggie's a voice in his diss track there

1:43:45

you go

1:43:46

speaking of drake you see kendrick dance on his grave the other day

1:43:54

what's that kendrick did a like a pop-up what's this one in l.a yes it was lit

1:44:01

he brought together like

1:44:02

the bloods the crips from all the different neighborhoods and everybody was on

1:44:05

stage just

1:44:05

partying really singing singing singing all the songs he on drake with wow and

1:44:10

they all at the

1:44:10

same night go minor god i mean he did a whole long ass concert and he did not

1:44:16

like us like six times

1:44:18

yeah hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on nothing else before you know we

1:44:21

continue to party yeah okay

1:44:24

i'm gonna just need a moment of silence for this

1:44:33

i said

1:44:40

how crazy is this beef it never ends well this beef is going on forever you

1:44:48

with the wrong yeah

1:44:49

that's the wrong guy like a real street guy but drake but but kendrick is such

1:44:54

a good writer but then

1:44:55

this is like the the the the stamp on it because this was the finale he's like

1:44:59

i'm i have more influence

1:45:01

like i can bring together the whole west coast he has more credibility i don't

1:45:05

think drake i don't

1:45:06

think drake could do that in toronto no you know like his own i don't know

1:45:09

maybe what's the beep

1:45:10

originate from what's the deal oh where do we start it's a lot of things like

1:45:14

drake has done a lot of

1:45:15

weird things but the main thing was kendrick did the control verse he he was on

1:45:19

he was on a song with

1:45:20

dick sean right with a whole bunch of other rappers and then he on he basically

1:45:24

challenged every rapper

1:45:26

but in a friendly way like all his friends and every rapper took it on the chin

1:45:29

like yeah that's

1:45:29

his hip-hop it's competition and then drake did an interview where he was like

1:45:32

you know i thought he

1:45:33

was my friend like why would he say that like he took it all sensitive wow yeah

1:45:37

and then and then

1:45:38

lamar was on the bt awards cypher and he said he said something to him again he

1:45:43

was you know something

1:45:45

about tucking a sensitive rapper back in his pajamas or something yeah and then

1:45:49

ever since then they've been

1:45:49

kind of like subtly yeah little shots back and forth and then it got serious

1:45:54

yeah and then kendrick left

1:45:56

his label i think the label was holding him back from like going all out

1:45:59

releasing because people

1:46:00

kept wondering like kendrick respond respond it was like taking forever huh

1:46:04

yeah and so then drake wanted

1:46:06

to drake did a song called first person shooter slapper with j cole that they

1:46:10

wanted kendrick on and

1:46:11

kendrick didn't want to be on it and so you know and they were calling them

1:46:15

themselves the big three but

1:46:17

kendrick wasn't on it so then he dropped another song that was like there's no

1:46:20

big yeah reference

1:46:21

that lyric yeah and here we go heavyweights it was awesome well thank you for

1:46:26

educating justin timberlake

1:46:27

uh wasn't selling well in his uh concert do you hear this that's what i mean

1:46:31

that's what he got

1:46:32

arrested for drink driving i don't know it's that conspiracy you're a

1:46:35

conspiracy you believe that tyson

1:46:37

fury carried francis i do i actually do believe you're a ridiculous person i

1:46:40

think he got paid for it too

1:46:42

volkov has to stay on his toes yeah this is circle and don't get to the table

1:46:48

it's just such a tank

1:46:49

look at the way that guy's built he's such a how are they the same size how are

1:46:53

they the same weight

1:46:53

well volkov's real tall volkov's at least six seven they say they haven't

1:46:57

listed six seven price six

1:46:58

eight i used to train with him at black house never understand why he doesn't

1:47:01

use his jab more with

1:47:02

those long arms he's got a great front kick he does a great front kick to the

1:47:06

middle and you like

1:47:07

having one of those with a tall guy it's such an advantage and i want to take

1:47:11

credit for his new

1:47:12

samurai tattoo because he did have the moana stingray and i would roast him

1:47:16

every fight and then all

1:47:18

of a sudden he has this dope ass samurai tattoo yeah the samurai's way better

1:47:21

that moana was tough but it's

1:47:22

wow for your whole back to be your first tattoo well he had a back tattoo that

1:47:27

was not as big and he

1:47:28

he had to fill it in it was a straight up oh crap it was just so scary yeah it

1:47:33

was a manta ray right

1:47:34

yeah manta ray or monterey manta manta ray it looked pretty in russia it was a

1:47:42

pavlovich is such a

1:47:44

fucking scary striker man how about tom aspinall it's like short notes knocks

1:47:48

his ass out good man i

1:47:49

think he's best in the world this is your first tattoo what you want to start

1:47:53

with the yakuza okay you

1:47:54

think tom aspinall beats francis and ganu absolutely i do boy word yeah boy you

1:48:02

guys are alone on that

1:48:03

especially now especially now well all he's doing is focus on boxing yeah now

1:48:08

now it's a difference

1:48:09

yeah i say i think francis will come back better but he's also 37 38 yeah

1:48:15

correct and he's never really

1:48:16

lost that way that way is a bad way to lose man to get flat lined like out cold

1:48:22

laid out legs stretched

1:48:24

not moving for minutes you're never going to see francis in mma again pfl ain't

1:48:28

happening no no that's

1:48:29

all that's all hype great stock value you think so yes sure by the way that guy

1:48:34

who might fight that

1:48:35

brazilian dude is good man he's dangerous you're never seeing that fight who's

1:48:40

that cat what's that

1:48:41

dude's name again caesar something right monster but don't you think if based

1:48:46

on what he stands for

1:48:48

if francis doesn't fight again won't that make dana's argument even stronger i

1:48:51

don't think francis

1:48:52

gives a he's just making money man he has so much money and then to go back to

1:48:56

the to pfl and fight this

1:48:58

brazilian monster nobody knows there's just no upside for him they don't have

1:49:02

anybody

1:49:04

yeah he's he's set for the rest of his life if he doesn't do anything crazy

1:49:08

with his money

1:49:08

and then he'll always have things that he can do to generate money seminars

1:49:13

meet and greets all that

1:49:13

kind of shit he'll always have like extra money coming in i mean the guy was

1:49:17

the ufc heavyweight

1:49:18

champion knocked down tyson fury in his first boxing fight ever i mean he's a

1:49:22

legend forever he's still

1:49:23

gonna box we forget we forget he has a boxing fight coming up but he's going

1:49:27

back to boxing i bet he

1:49:28

fights uh deontay wilder if he can get you know he lost his son wait a minute

1:49:32

you think deontay wilder

1:49:33

is going to fight again no yes i hope not when that big chinese dude knocked

1:49:38

him out like that that

1:49:39

chinese dude was 40 years old too looking massive yeah he's an olympic olympic

1:49:44

he wants to fight joshua

1:49:45

joshua uh fought him in the olympics interesting and beat him of course joshua

1:49:50

joshua won oh yeah

1:49:51

joshua is really a killer but uh i think and gana lost his son i don't even

1:49:55

know where his head's at

1:49:56

i can't imagine i can't imagine he's got to be dealing with the deepest grief

1:50:01

no i can't yeah i

1:50:02

can't yeah how did the sun die i don't know um but it's such a his it was so

1:50:08

terrible like i think

1:50:10

he was how old was his son very young three or four i think three was it three

1:50:14

yeah horrible god

1:50:15

horrible if you have kids it's like unthinkable jesus christ i feel so bad for

1:50:21

him man so i don't know

1:50:23

he's going to box again 15 months 15 months i was way off even just terrible

1:50:28

god damn that's horrible

1:50:29

probably just nose is already busted up say what you want about volkov he's

1:50:35

never really had a boring

1:50:35

fight either no volkov has good fights he was beating derrick lewis and then

1:50:40

with a minute

1:50:41

left derrick knocked him out that was the my balls are hot oh yeah that's right

1:50:45

that was that one

1:50:46

that one was amazing volkov is one i think four in a row this might be if he

1:50:50

wins this four in a row

1:50:52

this might be five in a row what is it jamie where's volkov training these days

1:50:55

russia is he i think so he was at alliance and then i would train with him down

1:51:02

there

1:51:03

and then at black house does it say we're volkov's training jamie

1:51:05

estrella because like where does a guy like that find people to train with

1:51:14

guy who's that big i mean it's got a russia russia limited amount of people

1:51:19

that size

1:51:20

you know russia's got some big boys in there yeah it's gonna be tough to find

1:51:23

wrestlers

1:51:25

so this be his fourth and a rut heavyweight you're right there especially be pavlovich

1:51:29

one more and then it's a slim pickens and then if john and steve a fight

1:51:35

neither one will ever

1:51:36

fight soon where's cyril gone been shooting a movie oh yeah what movie bad boys

1:51:44

five oh really i made

1:51:46

that up i don't know yeah there's a ufc france coming up too in september oh

1:51:51

because they offered uh

1:51:54

cyril gone the fight against tom aspirin all in england and he turned it down

1:51:57

said he's on a movie

1:51:58

set damn good fight interesting that would be a great fight oh i disagree

1:52:03

really i think tom mops the

1:52:04

floor wrestling wise you mean he takes him down yeah john john lurie was like

1:52:09

oh come here if i can

1:52:10

yeah 18 seconds i was just thinking it was striking wise you know take him

1:52:15

right down so fast

1:52:16

what do you think jones aspinall i that's the fight that's the fight everybody

1:52:21

that's the fight god

1:52:24

i want to see it so bad john was all over aspinall saying that i think that's a

1:52:29

bad way to go he's

1:52:29

lucky that he blew his knee out with curtis blades because curtis was teeing

1:52:33

off doing well

1:52:33

turst curse was he was see i still think john wins easily but oh not easily no

1:52:39

no

1:52:39

see i i think the angle of oh tom's not that good i've had you know i've fought

1:52:44

newcomers before

1:52:45

no build him up bro build him up and be like yeah maybe this is the guy that's

1:52:48

gonna beat me and then

1:52:49

when you come back come out of retirement after you beat stipe that fight's

1:52:53

massive yeah but they

1:52:54

have he has to talk like that just for strategy but that's the thing is like i

1:52:57

don't think anybody's

1:52:58

excited to see him fight stipe correct you know i'm i'm excited i'm excited to

1:53:03

see john fight anybody

1:53:04

but the stipe fight was just like i don't know who's asking for it and i love

1:53:08

stipe he's one of the

1:53:08

greatest of all time but it's a weird thing aspinall's an athlete man he's such

1:53:13

a good freak out very

1:53:14

fast very fast for a heavyweight so fast yeah we felt the same way about zero

1:53:18

gone though yeah yeah

1:53:20

yeah but god doesn't have wrestling doesn't have jiu-jitsu aspinall's like

1:53:23

legit on the ground

1:53:24

very legit on the ground so legit that his dad owned jiu-jitsu jim his dad's a

1:53:28

black belt he

1:53:29

started doing jiu-jitsu at two yeah and he and you know remember uh aspinall

1:53:34

was came out of tyson

1:53:35

furious camp too like we trained for them but yeah but you know that quick

1:53:38

video of john rolling with um

1:53:40

rolling with um gordon ryan gordon yeah and it was like they weren't neck and

1:53:45

neck but it was still

1:53:46

like that's that's gordon being cool well you have to understand gordon with

1:53:50

time and knots yeah gordon

1:53:52

when gordon trains gordon rolls with you technically like gordon does not

1:53:56

explode there's no explosion

1:53:58

everything is like smooth movements everything is just technique smooth

1:54:01

movements scrambles

1:54:03

there's no explosion it's never overextended gordon is just pure technique yeah

1:54:08

no if there's money on the

1:54:09

line he said gordon we'll give you a hundred thousand you can tap john out in

1:54:12

30 seconds gordon

1:54:12

would grab a hold of his leg yeah he would get his leg so quick if john unless

1:54:16

john avoided him

1:54:16

unless john uses wrestling to avoid exchanges you know what that's all about

1:54:22

correct it's called the

1:54:23

shop shutdown seven part series yes seven part series if he just decides to

1:54:29

shut it down then

1:54:30

he doesn't come close to him but they're like engaging yeah gordon snap his leg

1:54:35

up yeah gordon grabs a

1:54:36

hold of a leg and that's a wrap you think asminol's jujitsu is at that level no

1:54:41

no but but he's not

1:54:42

at gordon's not at gordon's level but as far as uh heavyweight mma yeah tom's

1:54:48

right right up there

1:54:49

by far the best in the division volkov is teeing off on sergey he's hitting him

1:54:54

with some serious low

1:54:55

kicks technician he has to just stay on the bike because yeah remember he did

1:54:58

this derrick lewis and

1:54:59

then the minute you get tired these big boys keep hitting but he's also like

1:55:02

his nose up man

1:55:03

his jab his feints are great his movement's great and that distance is has

1:55:07

defense with

1:55:08

that distance is a lot the the the gap he's just so tall bro you you remember

1:55:13

stefan struv oh yeah man

1:55:16

seven two oh yeah so big yeah but why why pavlovich i mean uh volkov never uses

1:55:22

a jab he's got those

1:55:23

long he's using that tonight bro you gotta watch the fucking fight yeah i haven't

1:55:26

seen

1:55:27

much he used those front kicks but he could pissed in that yeah he's up pavlovich's

1:55:33

legs man

1:55:34

he's kicked his legs multiple times i thought eddie was gonna be here i was

1:55:38

ready for some conspiracy

1:55:39

theories no that's why you're here

1:55:41

once the liquor starts telling you the earth is a rhombus bro

1:55:49

problem the problem is that he's right on about 90 of stuff at least you know

1:55:53

what people forgot

1:55:54

about semi shilt oh yeah giant kickboxer seven foot tall and great foot nasty

1:56:01

front kick to the

1:56:02

body it is semi show was a world champion kickboxer elite of the elite elite

1:56:06

elite super tall guy

1:56:08

if you decide to play basketball he would have been professional in the nastiest

1:56:13

finishes ever when

1:56:14

sergey karatanov got on top of him and kept punched him in the one eye yeah his

1:56:18

one eye was up and he

1:56:19

kept hammer fisting he got him in a crucifix and just like mounted him like

1:56:23

mount like high mount and

1:56:24

just like hammered his bloody eye when he was screaming like game of thrones

1:56:29

when the mountain just

1:56:30

says that it's kind of like that okay can't you just say tap he wasn't gonna no

1:56:34

we don't especially in

1:56:35

pride you do that in pride they won't have your back no if you tap pride was

1:56:40

the most ruthless

1:56:41

organization dude stomps soccer kicks everything was legal i did a post for uh

1:56:46

but no elbows on the

1:56:47

ground yeah they're like whoa whoa boys boys we're not savages here you can

1:56:52

kick them that is so weird

1:56:54

those random rules that was the weirdest random rule no elbows on the ground i

1:56:57

posted the best

1:56:58

highlights of pride and i said it's pride month for june yeah a lot of those

1:57:03

are going around the

1:57:04

internet that was awesome yeah look at pavich's nose it's leaking man i mean he

1:57:09

just keeps getting popped

1:57:11

pride was the best time ever golden years oh my god it's still around right no

1:57:16

no no you'll see

1:57:16

bought it folded it and brought up a bunch of the guys over here and then

1:57:20

tested them they all shrunk

1:57:22

everybody shriveled except for over him it was a good time it was a good time

1:57:26

when you see it was

1:57:27

the best of times when they brought him over here like what are we doing let

1:57:30

him fight yeah

1:57:31

you rampage is a good one to have on talk about pride yeah rampage is coming on

1:57:35

soon he's the best

1:57:37

if you're over 35 you should be able to juice 100 i think so yeah 100 yeah why

1:57:43

not like we got to be

1:57:45

careful with the young guys we can't have another like trt um belford era why

1:57:50

you don't like awesome

1:57:51

yeah we need to have that dude was yeah exciting i got pissed right back wasn't

1:57:56

there a new isn't

1:57:57

there a new rule where you can do trt now absolutely not no ryan you're so uninformed

1:58:02

i thought that oh

1:58:03

yeah well that that i'm i'm telling you i'm telling you no they they don't

1:58:08

allow uh they don't they

1:58:11

don't allow trt uh wasn't it talk about it like you can get sanctioned for it

1:58:17

under some circumstances

1:58:18

what the is that certain commissions what is that a regular clock yeah

1:58:22

that's is that what time it is four o'clock yeah four o'clock we started at

1:58:28

what two yeah that's

1:58:30

shit this is the co-main event yeah that's your clock's cool very steampunkish

1:58:33

brian i should

1:58:34

explain that young thug stuff i just took his headphones off give us the young

1:58:39

thug stuff oh man i'm

1:58:41

obsessed tell us about that young thug stuff because the the fight yeah you

1:58:47

have a great breakdown on it

1:58:49

it's incredible oh should we wait for joe to come back talk young thug well

1:58:52

maybe it's interesting

1:58:52

because his yeah the lawyer the the the i think that the trial's gonna be over

1:58:57

it's pretty soon

1:58:58

because the judge is gonna get the supreme court of judges gonna step in i know

1:59:02

nothing about it the

1:59:03

brian's 16 years old see the thing is i don't know about the actual young thugs

1:59:07

case okay the

1:59:08

interesting is what's going on with the it's all the drama yeah so that

1:59:11

district was a lawyer the

1:59:12

district attorney who was young thug i don't even know that oh wow young thug's

1:59:16

a rapper okay and he

1:59:17

talked that shit brian and he's on track he's on he has he's on trial with a

1:59:21

rico trial so his

1:59:23

whole organization is on for racketeering for racketeering yeah and but that

1:59:28

that district attorney is the

1:59:30

same lady that tried to try trump but she's like corrupt fanny willis fanny

1:59:33

willis she slept with uh

1:59:34

yeah she was she was dating that prosecutor she gave the dude she was the no-bid

1:59:38

contract

1:59:38

yep and the lawyer that was trying to take her down is brian steel's lawyer brian

1:59:43

steel is young thug's lawyer

1:59:45

so so they come into court one day everyone's three hours late except him he's

1:59:49

like what the

1:59:50

is going on and then he finds out that the judge had a what they call an ex

1:59:54

parte just means just

1:59:55

seek like a meeting without him right the ex parte meeting with the prosecutor

2:00:00

the the district attorney who's the prosecutor and the star witness so the star

2:00:05

witness was

2:00:06

he got immunity to testify but the key witness to their whole case he gets on

2:00:10

the stand and please

2:00:10

the fifth so they so they take him in the judge chambers and them the sheriff

2:00:16

the prosecutor and

2:00:17

the judge pressure this guy into testifying because he basically tells him

2:00:20

which is illegal the judge

2:00:22

tells him yeah the judge tells him like i can hold you not till the end just